#bedroom sex

[natara-amethyst12]

Here's a zhonglumi fic i just finished. It's now on Ao3.

Please enjoy.

[aromantic-diaries]

This is something I'll probably never actually do but I'd love to take a plain white t-shirt and write 'I HATE SEX' on it. I'm sex repulsed, not sex negative, but it's annoying how somehow you have to justify being sex repulsed by specifying that you're not sex negative

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

“You’re not oppressed for being proship!”

Okay cool, I agree, I never said I was.

But also,

You’re not being oppressed because people create art that’s personally unpleasant for you.

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

[moghedien]

I do love how immediately Alanna just accepted that not only was Egwene hooking up with someone in the White Tower, but she was hooking up with multiple people and genuinely needed help on how to manage her performance in three ways while still satisfying herself

like you know that Egwene is definitely not the first Novice or Accepted to go to Alanna for love and sex advice and Alanna is just like "this is my job, I will counsel these girls on sex" and assumes that's what they're there for when they come ask to talk to her privately

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads

The Spider And Her Demons

YA Australian urban fantasy/horror

about a Malaysian-Chinese girl who’s half spider-demon, just trying to keep her head down and survive high school

when she accidentally kills and eats a man in front of the most popular girl at school, they strike up a strange friendship and she starts to learn more about herself and the supernatural world

aroacespec/sapphic ish

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

[classycookiexo]

[storywriter12]

You and daryl getting hot in the bedroom

You: have you got protection?

Daryl:yeah never leave home without it (pulls out a knife)

You:no... Daryl I ment a condom

Daryl:oh.... Oh no I don't have one on me

You:🤦

[lilnasxvevo]

A fic that looks like it’s about to be a Wangxian kid fic because WWX is seriously considering adopting A-Yuan because all of A-Yuan’s living relatives are too old or too sick to take care of him except for Wen Qing, who is an ER doctor and just simply does not have the time to do that and be a single parent of a little kid, so maybe, because A-Yuan loves you so much, Wei Ying, you could adopt him, and then what’s left of his birth family could still stay in his life…

But HERE COMES JIANG WANYIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR and a “We could get fake married and I could help you take care of A-Yuan, it’s not fair that you should have to give up your nephew just because this country has so few accommodations for single parents, I’m really good with kids (probably) I’ve always wanted to be a parent (kinda) and it’ll be a totally 100% platonic marriage because I’m DEFINITELY not secretly in love with you” and then the rest of the fic is chengqing fake relationship AU

[moonshynecybin]

pedrenzo is inventing new forms of intricate rituals as we speak. in public.

[eroticlamb]

cathy limb (left) and debbie graves (right) in the 90s ₊˚⊹♡

posted this 2 the wrong blog before oopsies

[avonne-writes]

https://www.tumblr.com/avonne-writes/746184696160010240/how-about-buck-x-bucky-roleplay-fail

DO WE SHARE A BRAIN BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THIS

We all share one collective braincell 😆

Imagine them playing stripper and customer and whoever strips just trips in a piece of clothing. Or cowboy roleplay and Bucky drops a line about Gale riding him instead of his horse and Gale just doubles over laughing at how cheesy that was. Or, and this is sweeter - masseur and customer, except the "customer" falls asleep 😄

[fuckalicent]

people comparing alicent to the high sparrow when all she did was not be cool with bestiality imagery plastered across her walls