Creepypasta As Markiplier And Friends Playing Uno
Jeff: what was I supposed to do? Suck some dick for better cards?
*Toby, Lyra, & Liu have two cards*
Jeff: Look at you with your two card powwow over there
*Liu starts drawing a bunch of cards*
Liu: So Jeff suddenly I’m on your team
Ben: keep it yellow, I can screw Jeff over
Liu: no *makes it red*
Sally: *constantly draws cards*
Sally: *finally gets a card*
Ben: *plays a reverse*
Sally: *starting to draw again* Here we go again
Lyra: *reverses it*
Liu: no thanks *reverses it*
Jeff: *saying fuck you everytime he pulls a card*
Tim: fuck all of you
Jeff: you don’t know that
Tim: What?
Jeff: I know what I said
Jeff: thank you, fuck you, I can’t decide which one
Liu: we’re all having a fun time. We’re thanking each other, we’re fucking each other. It’s all good
Ben: why is your hand so big, Jeff?
Jeff: you know, some people are just genetically gifted with bigger hands
Brian: I didn’t mean to fuck you, it just happened
Tim: can you stop accidentally fucking me?
Toby: can we start intentionally fucking Jeff?
Brian: what have you got against Jeff? Jeff’s done nothing
Toby: Jeff’s done everything
Brian: do you have any nice things to say about Tim, Jeff?
Jeff: I’ve seen shorter people
*everyone laughs*
Jeff: compliments are hard
Toby: taste this, fuckers
Jeff: okay that’s a little rude
Lyra: that’s aggressive
Toby: well now I have to draw cause yellow’s a dick pee color
Lyra: dick pee?
Jeff: what other kind of pee is there?
Brian: guys I have to pee again
Jeff: do you have fucking prostate cancer or something?
Ben, playing a +4: think about what you’ve done
Jeff: I will not
Jeff, playing a +5: eat this, dickhole
Liu, stacking it with another +5: eat this, dickhole
Toby: Ben, how could you do this to me
Ben: easily. It’s that color
Sally, skipping Ben: go away
Jeff, to Ben: the thing is I don’t like you, I like Toby
Jeff, drawing cards: you should’ve remembered. you should’ve remembered. you should’ve membered. you should’ve membered. you should’ve membered. you should’ve membered. You member? Do you member?
Liu: you just drew eighteen cards
Jeff: youuuuuuu should’ve membered
Jeff: you didn’t member hard enough
Tim, through his teeth: good luck changing the color you a-holes. This one’s mine
Jeff, after getting +15ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes a breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lyra: oh my Jesus
Jeff: Jesus left long ago
Toby: *coughing*
Jeff: you dead yet?
Toby: you know one day I’ll be dead and you guys will be like “you know his jokes weren’t actually that bad”
Lyra: Jeff, im so sorry
Jeff: why shut up stop go away
Jeff: you berate me like I murdered your family
Brian: when? Did you murder my family? You asshole
Ben: seven plus seven is fourteen. Fourteen divided by three is not a whole number. *starts drawing* uhhhh I lost my train of thought. I’ll just draw I guess
Brian: betrayal is in my blood
Liu: what are you? Some kind of liar?
Ben: yes
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