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I was hit with the spontaneous mood to animate. And who better to animate than the pink puffball? And by better, I mean easier. My ass ain't ready for the animation gulag. But perhaps one day... It will be!
#kirby#honestly this might be my best animation yet#considering all my like 4½ prior cracks at it have been unfinished or choppy powerpoint presentations
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every time i start bllk posting i feel like i’m yelling into a void bc a solid 2 of my followers know bllk too. which is sad we should change that
#why watch blue lock you may ask. is it good lena. is it the best media youve ever watched in your life#the answer is NO. but it is so bad that you will not leave once you enter#it is actually fire. we have [checks notes] illegal experimentation and demons on the field (?) and canon fujoshis#we have pretty boys and tragic siblings and itoshi rin my multilingual KING ❤️#and we have DIVORCED GAYS!!!#we have a cast of 30+ interesting characters. none of them are normal about each other#is the animation good? no ❤️ but it’s funny ❤️ and the additional times are so fire#actually i’m just saying this bc if i open one more rarepair tag in this fandom to be hit with <10 works im going to die#wheres that one powerpoint presentation on why you should watch bllk. imagine im promoting that to you#anyway in my goat isagi yoichi’s words ORE WA STRIKER DA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ sorry ill go now
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i love you repeating frames i love you visible stray lines i love you messy brush strokes i love you cheesy effects i love you wonky shading i love you visibly amateurish productions i love you hand taken photographs as backgrounds i love you thumbprints in clay i love you stock sound effects i love you unpolished animation i love you visible cgi i love you author’s favorite words and phrases i love you reminders that art was made by people
#babbles#this is something i hold so close to my heart that the best media to me exists in like#'good but not overly polished' territory#umineko wouldnt have as close a place in my heart if it didnt have cheesy powerpoint transitions#higurashi without the artstyle or photographed backgrounds just isnt the same either#iv gotten into a lot of anime lately and its reignited my love for animation i forgot how much i love animation#how much i Have loved animation for many years#its a serious passion i have just one iv never realized#cuz i stopped doing animation as i got older and always worried it was Too Late to return to#maybe its not i just dont know what id do xP but regardless. i love animation so so much
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Just finished watching Fairy Tail with my friend up to the end of the Battle of Fairy Tail arc (we're stopping there) but I spent a few hours explaining the rest of the series to him and we ended up watching a really cool analysis video of Zeref and WOW I REALLY LOVE THAT CHARACTER !!!!!!!
#ooc. * ( also presented to him my high school powerpoint on Jellal to show him how his character evolved past TOH. very fun ! )#ooc. * ( forever standing on the hill that zeref is one of the best and most interesting anime villains )#╳ . ▌ASLEEP ▌. *╶ OOC
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when your german white boy friend just asked you if you can use discord in japan
and i just stared at the screen just...
not sure if this guy is just so out of touch or if he just idk
considering just cutting off our friendship because im starting to get annoyed by it
#dude#it stops being ''''teasing'''' when you just undermine any efforts i did and think its funny#and i just stare at you blank eye wondering if this friendship is worth it (barely)#esp because its so unprompted like#dude when i say 'oh i had no laptop / PC for like 3-5 years of my life and thus i couldnt do powerpoint'#and his first thought is#'omg ur so lazy; let everyone else do the job'#how is that even your first conclusion??? and then like 'oh you just spent 20 minutes playing rhythm game inbetween art'#yeah; its called a fucking break??? I wanted a break you dipshit 20 minutes out of 4 hours is barely anything#jesus fucking christ#and then you come w questions where i just think#'with best intentions; asian ppl are not like zoo animals for you to stare at'#sigh#when we meet next time ill tell him my opinion liek im trying to be as nice as i can but its stretching my limit
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PowerPoint Party in the Cosmere
A PowerPoint Party is where you and some friends give PowerPoint presentations, usually on some sort of silly topic. If Cosmere characters were participating in such an activity, here is how I think it would go!
1. Vin
Vin: Hello and welcome. My presentation is entitled, "Inappropriate Places that Elend Has Read Books." Elend: I-Inappropriate?! Vin: Slide 1: "Literally while we were dancing." Elend: Ah...
2. Adolin
Adolin: I am going to rank all of my swords from best to worst! Shallan: [Raises her hand] Let me guess. Maya is #1 and every other sword is tied at #2? Adolin: S-Stop spoiling my presentation!!
3. Vivenna
Vivenna: Hello everyone, and welcome to "Ranking Worldhopper Aliases, from 'Azure' to 'Thaidakar.'" Vivenna: We'll be starting from the best! Vivenna: Slide 1: "Azure: Classy, Home-Planet-Related, and Cool-Sounding." Kelsier: If that's the top, then-- Kelsier: What's wrong with Thaidakar???
4. Shallan
Shallan: My presentation is called "Tall People Are An Oppressive Class." Shallan: Subtitled: "Those Long-Legged Bastards." Kaladin: I BARELY left you behind in the chasms! Shallan: [Making direct eye contact with Kaladin] Slide 1: "Being Left Behind in the Chasms" Kaladin: HEY
5. Khriss
Khriss: My name is Khriss. I have spent a very long time studying investiture all across the Cosmere. Khriss: Therefore I present to you: "Who Would Win in a 1-v-1 Fighting Tournament Where Each Type of Investiture Is Represented By An Individual At The Height Of Their Power" Khriss: Fight #1: Awakening vs. Stormlight: Vasher vs. Kaladin Kaladin: D-Did the tension in the room just ramp way up?? Vasher: Eh.
6. Lopen
Lopen: Friends, welcome to "101 One-Armed Herdazian Jokes That Are Mostly (H)armless!" Lopen: And that one doesn't count, ha ha! Skar (Whispering in tones of faint horror): S-Slide 1 of 102?!
7. Steris
Steris: Greetings, everyone. My name is Steris. I am a disaster specialist, and therefore, I am well qualified to give this presentation. Steris: "Who Should You Cannibalize First In a Disaster-Type Situation: A Thorough Consideration With Examples." Wax: S-Steris??? Steris: [faint smile]
8. Sigizl
Sigzil: Slide #1: "A Deep Dive Into Penal Code 117a, Paragraph 5." Audience: [eyes glazing over] Sigzil: Slide #2: "Just Kidding! We're going to look at the data I collected on Kaladin back when he was a baby Radiant." Audience: [cheering] Sigzil: Yup. I'm pretty good at presentations.
9. Charlie
Charlie: Hey, guys. I'm going to be presenting on something I've given a LOT of thought to in the past couple of years. Charlie: Namely: "The Best And Worst Animals You Could Be Cursed To Live As By An Evil Witch" Charlie: Subtitle: "Especially If You Are Trying to Help Your Pirate Captain Girlfriend Navigate Dangerous Waters." Charlie: Slide 1: "The Worst of the Worst: A Really Delicious-Looking Seagull." Charlie: ... Charlie: Yeah...I genuinely have nightmares about this one, you know.
10. Yumi
Yumi: I will be presenting on "The Stackability of Objects You Might Not Think Are Stackable" Yumi: Slide 1: Babies. Yumi: It is unethical to stack babies, of course, but after experimenting with baby dolls, I have concluded that the chubbier babies are, the more eminently stackable they are. I believe that--if it were ethical, which it is not--I could likely build a Baby Tower that was at least a dozen babies tall. Akane: I am SO engaged.
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for the past month the project has been stuck at the beginning of stage 3, the post-ACOTAR era. because every time I turn the EoS audiobook on there is a thirsty thirsty scene written the exact same way as all the other thirsty scenes that I have to use my braincells to pay attention to. Elide is no longer spared. my brain is drowning
my ToG presentation is entering its second stage, AKA the era in which I unironically enjoyed it, and rereading is making me remember how much I love Elide Lochan help me hel p m e
#i sit here staring at the wall listening to aelin and rowan sexily discuss how cool of a conqueror she would be. someone help me#me reading com: HIHIHUHU WHAT IF I ANIMATED THE ENTIRE FINAL CONFRONTATION IN POWERPOINT#me reading eos: the best i can do is the messy messy relationship chart with screenshots of pages depicting bad bad writing#tog liveblog#i am procrastinating clicking play bc manon and dorian are about to go to town and i have to write down ''manon has missionary sex with a 2#year old and it completely changes her entire 100-year-long life''
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Do you have a whole au for Pangolin!Tim or just concepts of a plan
There is no plot only pangolins
The basic idea is it’s your average animal shifter AU where a small portion of the population can transform into animals.
Tim’s shift is obviously a pangolin (He’s Vietnamese in this AU btw, did you know that Vietnam has 2 species of pangolin :D)
Janet is also a pangolin shifter, Jack is just a guy. They are good parents in this AU cause like THATS WHAT THEY ARE!

real footage of Janet carrying around baby Tim
Pangolin’s diets consist of mostly ants and termites! Tim really likes those bug lollipops-
TW: BUGS UNDER THE CUT

These lollipops! Most people are grossed out by it at first but get used to it eventually
Tim and Damian are pretty close in this AU! Damian is not as hostile towards Tim in this AU bc Tim’s a shifter and Damian loves animals so it makes sense. Also I just like when they get along and bond!
Tim and Jason though… yea no Tim is not a fan of Jason. I kinda wanna make Jason have a fear of pangolins but idk… Anyways, Damian often uses Pangolin!Tim as a projectile! Tim does not mind at all lol, he thinks it’s funny. He especially thinks it’s funny when he’s thrown at Jason!
I already posted this to tumblr but hey! Now y’all have the context to it!
Tim only starts to get annoyed when Damian learns about Pokémon, he has not known peace since Damian discovered it. “TIMOTHY I CHOOSE YOU” “TIMOTHY USE SLASH!” Tim doesn’t mind too much though, he likes hanging out with his little brother.
Young Justice are very involved in this AU cause I love them, they really like just snatching Tim up when he least expects it! (Steph also likes to pangolinnap Tim)

Real footage of Pangolin!Tim being pangolinnapped
When YJ first saw his shift they thought he was an armadillo, they were then lectured on the difference between pangolins and armadillos for at *least* two hours by Tim. Everyone in the pangolinverse has been subjected to a pangolin lecture at least once. Pangolin!Tim makes a lot of pangolin related powerpoints!
Those powerpoints include
“Why pangolins are endangered and how to help”
“Pangolins and Armadillos are not the same animal”
“Fuck poachers”
“Why you should donate to endangered animal research *Bruce*”
Pangolin!Tim is very passionate about animal conservation in this AU, for obvious reasons.
I haven’t decided whether or not to make anyone else in the Batfam shifters, Tim is the only pangolin though. I feel like good candidates for possible fellow shifters are, Duke (cause vibes idk), Kate (again vibes), Selina (for obvious reasons), and I dunno Carrie? I don’t know much about her but idk man, the vibes.
Most if not all shifters can partially shift! Tim doesn’t do it too often cause his tail gets in the way of his pants, so it’s usually full human or full pangolin for him.
Pangolins often use their tails to hang from trees! So sometimes you can find Tim hanging from whatever he can grab onto in pangolin form.

There’s more pangolin stuff but it’s almost 3 am so I’ll make another post later! If you have any questions about Pangolin!Tim feel free to send me an ask and I’ll try my best to answer it!
#tim drake#dc#tim drake wayne#dc comics#yall should look up pangolins#pangolin!tim#pangolin shifter tim drake#shifter tim drake#animal shifter tim#animal shifter tim drake#pangolin tim drake#batfam#animal shifter AU#Pangolin!Tim AU#pangolinverse#pangolin dude’s pangolin AU#pangolin#pangolins
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Cringe and Command: Assistant Unleashed - Part 2 (Wesker's Assistant Chronicles)
🧪 Cringe and Command: Assistant Unleashed 💥
(Wesker's Assistant Chronicles – Part 2) You survived being the Umbrella Corporation’s most chaotic employee... but did Wesker?
Rubber ducks. Glitter bombs. A PowerPoint critique that made Albert Wesker walk out of his own briefing. The assistant returns—and resistance is still, very much, futile. 🎈💀 🍰 Featuring: B.O.W. morale support, Nemesis in party hats, and Wesker’s slow descent into madness.
🧁 Special thanks to @xtwistedchaosx for demanding a Part 2. You unleashed the chaos. This one's for you.
Read more here >>> Wesker’s Assistant Chronicles – Masterlist
Day 127
After the "incident" involving laser pointers, disco lights, and a suspiciously choreographed Nemesis dance routine, Wesker implemented "mandatory professionalism protocols." The memo he issued was six pages long, with four appendices, three graphs, and a very serious "Tone of Voice" guide.
New rules:
No memes in lab reports.
No "motivational" posters featuring Mr. X flexing.
No altering the PowerPoint transitions to "exploding pigeons."
No spontaneous karaoke battles during viral sample testing.
Absolutely no party hats on B.O.W.s during inspections.
A formal dress code: no novelty socks, regardless of how "morale-boosting" they were.
Naturally, you took this as a personal challenge. Each rule became a personal quest to break, preferably with maximum flair and theatrical timing.
Day 130
You replaced all of Wesker's serious lab safety posters with ones that said, "Remember: World Domination Starts With Safety First!" The posters featured cartoon B.O.W.s wearing tiny hard hats, goggles, and some inexplicably carrying clipboards. One even had a safety vest two sizes too small stretched across Nemesis' chest.
Wesker ripped one down and brandished it like it was an offense punishable by firing squad. "Who authorized this idiocy?"
You took a slow, deliberate sip from your #1 Evil Genius Assistant mug. "OSHA."
He inhaled sharply through his nose, visibly counting. You counted silently with him. He lasted until "six" before storming off, muttering something about "corporate betrayal" and "insubordination through art."
Day 145
Field mission briefing. The air was tense. Operatives lined the walls. Wesker strode up to the podium, ready to deliver his meticulously prepared speech. At the last second, you switched the presentation to "Top 5 Ways Wesker Could Improve His Monologues," complete with pie charts, celebrity reenactments, and edited video clips of Tom Hiddleston's best villain speeches.
"Tom Hiddleston could do it better," you noted helpfully, clicking to the next slide showing Loki monologuing to an audience of terrified civilians.
Wesker stared at the screen. Then at you. Then back at the screen. A vein near his temple throbbed in rhythm with the red emergency lights. He said nothing. He simply turned on his heel and walked out of the room.
Behind him, some of the operatives exchanged glances. One barely stifled a laugh. Another whispered, "She lives dangerously," with clear admiration. You called that Victory by Technical Knockout. Bonus points for style.
Day 158
You found Wesker genuinely sulking at his desk, glasses off, scribbling aimlessly across crumpled notepaper filled with increasingly dark doodles of broken coffee machines and burning cupcakes.
"Albert," you said seriously, kneeling beside him like a tired parent coaxing a stubborn toddler. "You have to stop taking my jokes so personally."
He didn't look at you. "You called me an anime villain suffering a midlife crisis."
"Affectionately," you clarified, patting his shoulder with mock sympathy.
He shot you a look over the rim of his sunglasses. "Get out."
"I'll go bake cupcakes," you offered. "It's Nemesis' adoption day anniversary."
"That is not a recognized event."
"It is now. I made invitations." You handed him a glittery card with Nemesis drawn in crayon.
Wesker blinked at it, dead-eyed, and quietly placed it face down on his desk.
Day 165
You "accidentally" filled the break room vending machines with rubber ducks instead of snacks. When Wesker discovered the situation, a rubber duck squeaked mournfully beneath his boot. He stood frozen, as if deciding whether to commit mass murder or have an existential crisis.
You peeked in. "Team morale, sir."
From the corner, a couple of lab techs desperately tried to hide their laughter behind clipboards. Mr. X stood beside the coffee machine, holding a rubber duck gently in both massive hands, gazing at it like it was a newborn child.
"Get. Out."
You didn’t. Instead, you handed Wesker a rubber duck wearing sunglasses and a tiny red cape, whispering solemnly, "For courage."
Then you walked away whistling Barbie Girl, leaving him speechless in the break room.
Day 180
In a last-ditch effort to regain control, Wesker handed you a sealed manila folder labeled TOP SECRET with grim determination. Inside? A single sticky note: STOP BRINGING BALLOONS TO BLACK SITE OPERATIONS.
You stared at him. He stared at you. Somewhere between you, silent warfare broke out.
"You're just mad because the B.O.W.s liked them," you said.
In the corner of the lab, Nemesis solemnly patted a deflated balloon tied to his massive wrist, like a child mourning a lost pet. Someone had drawn a smiley face on it in Sharpie. It was tragic. Wesker sighed—long and heavy—like a man who had seen the end of his dreams and found only rubber ducks, cupcakes, and glitter.
"Fine."
"Fine," you agreed brightly, victorious once more.
Naturally, you brought balloons to the next ops meeting anyway. With glitter. And party hats. And, for good measure, a bubble machine.
Wesker stared at the chaos unfolding before him: B.O.W.s batting balloons into the air, operatives ducking glitter explosions, and Nemesis carefully tying a party hat around Mr. X.
He rubbed his temples, muttered darkly about "auditions for a circus," and—for the first time in recorded Umbrella history—seriously contemplated early retirement.
(At this point, even Wesker knows: resistance is futile.)

👀 Next time on Wesker’s Assistant Chronicles… Let’s just say Nemesis is about to discover skincare. And Wesker? Wesker’s about to need a stronger headache medication.
“Self-care night.” “WHY IS THERE A SCENTED CANDLE IN MY LAB.”
Stay tuned for Operation Glow-Up ✨

Read Part 3 >>> HERE <<<
#albert wesker#resident evil#resident evil fanfiction#wesker x reader#resident evil 5#wesker fanfic#resident evil humor#umbrella corporation#nemesis resident evil#mr x resident evil#chaotic reader insert#crack fanfic#reader insert fanfic#resident evil crackfic#funny resident evil#resident evil headcanons#resident evil reimaginings#resident evil writing#wesker supremacy#umbrella chaos#resident evil fandom#resident evil edit#resident evil community#wesker assistant chronicles#comedy fanfiction#enemies to lovers (vibes)#writing prompts#writing community#reader x wesker#resident evil series
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Dead poet society modern au hdcs !
☆Neil
-spotify and trumblr user
-listen to music while studying
- samsung user (condered lowcost yet can be expensive)
- had a BIG emo phase
- know all of hamilton and notre dame de paris songs
- has a small mlm flag pin on his backpack ( his mother brougt it and told his dad it was a havard pin )
- grunge style neil perry send tweet
- his fav book is the picture of dorian gray
- wear contact
- lazy eyes (right eyes)
- green day ,radiohead ,metallica and the offspring fan
- has german origin
- has picture of todd on his phone
- popular on theartre side of tik tok
- editor and stan account
- celebrety crush on pedro pascal
- has poster of various old actress such as marilyn monroe
☆Todd
- has a spotify account
- is popular on trumblr and booktok
- abba ,edith piaf ,dalida and barbara listener
- his fav book is les miserable
- absolutately love rimbaud poetry
- he know how to use a gun
- nancy wheeler kinnie bc i said so
- read poetry while listening to music
-ghotic todd send tweet
- has a samsung phone
- french ,born in france ,in cannes (the famous and rich part )
- has a trans and mlm flag his brother broughy him for his birthday
- wear a lot of rings
☆Pitts
- has a samsung (he prefer bc he think they last long)
- his parents pay for spotify premium
- was and is currently a discord kitten ( refuse to pay for nitro )
- big fan of sci-fi
- hunger games , maze runner ,xmen and marvel fan
- dystopya fan final boss
- play a lot of indie games
- fnaf and sally face fan
- tried to recriate with meeks a animatronic from fnaf
- gorillaz , metallica and hozier listener
- pansexual and pangender
- go by all pronouns
- love neopronouns
-specifically xe/xim
- lowk a nerd in tech
- can littery codde and hack somoene if he wanted to
☆Meeks
- refuse to get a iphone like pitts
- has spotify but listen to vinyl and cd
- masc genderfluid
- pay nitro for pitts
- is a master in powerpoint
- run a radio in school and lowk everyonz listen to it
- used to be OBSSEDDD with dangeriously yours
- gacha kid ,never quit
- has myopa
- read manga (fav genre is horror) ,dystopia and fantasy
- post film theory and analyse
- is actually pretty strong (can pick up pitts)
- academelly smart
- had actually cheated on test once and helped ppl cheat ( multipe times : charlie)
- nerd and geek final boss
- dark academya style ish
☆Charlie
-apple music user
- apple phone
- popular on tik tok
- editor ( animation one)
- use brainrot all the time
- only one of the poet who only have american origin
- either has a extremely colorful style or a scene kid
- bisexual and enby charlie save me
- share his connection with his friends most of the time
- used to have a big fat crush on neil when he was younger
- had been in multipe fights
- punk listener charlie
- anime watcher
- his fav animz are nana ,aot and banana fish
- played fnaf more then one time
- BIG FNAF PHASE
- hightkey old gacha kid as well
- had free internet acess as a kid
- got a belly percieing behind his parents back
☆Cameron
-begged his parent to have a iphone (used to have a flip phone)
- cry when he get a bad grade (pressire from parent)
- demi -boy but his parents don't know shits
- used to have glasse
- supresely stick used to have a big fat crush on him
- academic style (blazrr and all)
- actually love ayesha erotica and rammstein
- not allowed to go out at night
- lowk a gacha kid
- make the best gacha reaction ever
- in a lot of fandoms
- has a ao3 and wattpad account
- deezer user
- had brace at one point
- aroace (demiromantic) and mlm cameron send tweet
- teachers pet
- his fav show are barbie , totally spies and lolirock
- had a creepypasta phase
- has celebrety crush on finn wolfhard
☆Knox
- iphone user
- he lied to his parents so he could have a phone earlier
- has super strict parent
- BISEXUAL KNOX
- lowk a cheerleader fight me
- used to have a crush on chet (chetknox canon /jk)
- everyone had a crush on him at one point
- it girl lowk
- old money style
- his parents think he play football
- they never got time to check up
- can wear heel and makeup up
- laufey ,dalida , mistik ,taylor switf, sabrina carpenter ans olivia rodrigo listener
- use deezee
- asshole
- play indie games with pitts
- love romance book (good one)
#most of neil are HEAVELY inspired by me#they're all are a little#modern neil might be just me if i was a boy in a boarding school#silly little guy#todd anderson#neil perry#charlie dalton#gerard pitts#steven meeks#richard cameron#knox overstreet#dead poets society#dps#dead poets fandom#dead poets headcanon
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Fence Headcanons :)
Nicholas Cox
Literally survives on spite and protein bars.
Always forgets to do laundry until he has one sock left and has to go rogue.
The first time Seiji complimented Nicholas’s form, Nicholas actually dropped his sword.
Cries at sports movies. Don’t ask him about Cool Runnings, it’s a sore subject.
Secretly really good at baking? Like, his muffins slap. It’s the only thing that calms him down before matches.
Is one step away from writing in his diary, “Dear Diary, Seiji said my lunge was ‘adequate.’ I’m in love.” He can’t handle compliments, and Seiji’s deadpan delivery makes it even worse.
Seiji Katayama
Has a secret Pinterest board titled “How to Be a Normal Person.”
Pretends he doesn’t know Niccholas’ schedule. Knows exactly when Nicholas eats lunch, does cardio, showers, breathes.
Thinks “small talk” is talking about fencing footwork at brunch.
Keeps accidentally complimenting Nicholas. “Your form is... improving.” (Translation: “You look really hot when you lunge and I hate how flustered that makes me.”)
Sleeps exactly 7 hours and 43 minutes every night. No more, no less.
Definitely has a Spotify playlist called “Fencing Focus” and it's just classical music and anime OPs.
Harvard once caught Seiji watching a slo-mo video of Nick fencing. When asked why, Seiji said, “Tactical review.” Sure, Jan.
Harvard Lee
Can and will carry 7 grocery bags in one trip to prove a point.
Keeps trying to play wingman for Nicholas and Seiji and doesn’t even realize he’s in a rom-com subplot himself.
Binge-watches reality TV with Aiden and insists it's “cultural research.”
Brings snacks to practice. Everyone likes Harvard. He probably brings homemade trail mix.
Literally the only person Jesse can’t successfully intimidate. Jesse tried once—Harvard just offered him trail mix.
Aiden Kane
Sleeps in until 3 PM and still looks flawless.
Gives off “I have a secret” energy constantly. Spoiler: the secret is just that he has feelings. Ew.
Smokes clove cigarettes for the ✨aesthetic✨ but never inhales.
Secretly writes poetry that would make Lord Byron blush.
Hoards a secret stash of Harvards favourite candy, just in case
Totally flirts with Nicholas just to make Seiji uncomfortable.
Bobby Rodriguez
Has never minded his own business. Wouldn’t know how even if you gave him a manual. He’s the team’s self-appointed romantic consultant and professional meddler.
Has an outfit for every possible occasion, including “dramatic rooftop monologue” and “accidental kiss in the rain.”
The best at comforting people. Like, instant emotional support in a crop top.
Ships Adrien x Harvard like it’s his full-time job. Makes PowerPoints. Adrien has seen one slide and walked away in horror. Harvard gave it a standing ovation.
Made a meme calendar of all the fencing boys. It’s iconic. It circulates every month.
Knows all the drama in the school, even the stuff that hasn’t happened yet.
Jesse Coste
He says he’s over Seiji, but the second Seiji smiles at Nick? Suddenly Jesse’s in a bad mood all week. "I'm just tired," he says, while death-staring a wall.
Has dreams where Nick messes up so badly Seiji gives up on him. Wakes up smug. Realizes it didn’t happen. Gets grumpier.
Every time Nick does something well, Jesse gets this flash of “That should’ve been me.” Then feels gross about it. Then sass-bombs practice to compensate.
#fence comic#fence#aiden kane#jesse coste#nicholas cox#seiji katayama#harvard lee#bobby rodriguez#fencing#be gay do crimes#these bitches gay#nichoji#haiden
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Ghosts 101
I wrote this as if Danny was giving a crash course powerpoint presentation to the Batclan or something, even if it has info he wouldn't actually have by this point in the story; I skipped the descriptions, reactions, questions, and "he said, she said" stuff because it was unimportant to my goal of putting all of the info I had about ghosts in a presentable format.
So yeah, have fun, I know I did :)
In almost any form they take, ghosts can be described as beings of emotion. Obviously, their fully living counterparts also have emotions but ghost emotions are generally more intense, always dialed up to 11, and drive the ghost to fulfill their obsession. A ghost obsession is the main reason that ghost sticks around on the living plane rather than moving on to the afterlife; for some, it’s because they had “unfinished business” like their murder was never solved or if they died in a particularly gruesome way; maybe they had an intense desire to protect their loved ones from whatever killed them or just generally wanted people to stay away from it; maybe they did move on but something disturbed their rest and they came back to rectify the situation so they could rest again. Each ghost is different and each situation is unique in its own way, even if there are common threads.
No matter what brought them here, ghosts feel intensely about their obsession and literally can’t not fulfill it; if they are prevented or have enough conscious thought to stop themselves, their already intense emotions go absolutely nuts and most will become violent until they can fulfill it again. The majority of ghosts will only have one obsession but it’s not impossible for them to have more or very nuanced obsessions.
A few examples:
My school had a lunch lady that worked there pretty much her whole life, like over 50 years, and that whole time the menu never changed, or at least not significantly. During my early days as Phantom, the school decided to add vegan/vegetarian options and this upset her so much that she came back to haunt the school; she just went by the name Lunch Lady, most likely because she’d been dead long enough to have forgotten her own name. Her obsession was to continue doing what she’d always done in life, serve kids lunch, and the change to the menu disrupted that.
Mine is a bit more broad and involves protecting people; if I see something wrong, something potentially harmful to others, it’s like an itch I can’t scratch if I don’t do something about it. It’s all I can think about and not helping drives me insane. Think of it like someone with really bad OCD that literally cannot help themselves; my sister is really into psychology and said the symptoms I described match. The most obvious scratch for that itch is stopping the bad guys in a dramatic fight to protect the innocent, but it’s hardly the only way; even working at, say, an animal shelter would do, though I would eventually grow restless knowing I could do more.
Which brings me to another point; fighting is not only common in ghost culture but it’s the best way to regulate our emotions since we don’t have a physical form anymore to keep those emotions in check. I’ve helped several ghost move on to the afterlife, and I have tried other methods, but the best I’ve found is confronting the ghost, figure out what’s keeping them here, fight them for a bit to release their built up tension so they can think a bit more clearly, then provide a solution to whatever their problem was.
Another example:
A couple decades ago, there was a kid at my school who was bullied horribly in life and the way they were able to pass on was to stand up to a bully and fight back like they always wanted to but never could. I played the part of the bully and one of my friends volunteered to play the victim for the ghost to stand up for, because no one did for them. Fulfilling that dream allowed them to rest, even if it was staged. Sorry, they were the first ghost I ever helped rest so the story is still kind of emotional for me.
Ahem, uh, let’s see, what’s next? We still have to cover haunts and types of ghosts. We’ll do haunts first, ghost types can get complicated.
A ghost’s haunt is the physical thing that ties them to the mortal realm; this could be an area that meant a lot to them when they were alive, like the school for the Lunch Lady and the bully victim, or maybe the house they lived in or the place they died; or it could be a specific person they had a strong emotional connection to, be it a loved one or several loved ones that they wish to protect or someone who hurt them that they want revenge on. Stronger ghosts have larger haunts and removing a ghost from their natural haunt is difficult at best, and even if they are able to claim a new haunt, they’ll still yearn for their original place. My haunt is pretty much all of Amity Park, whether I like it or not; I’ve been trying to accept Gotham, or at least Wayne Manor, but it’s been hard and I’ve been incredibly homesick since leaving. It’ll probably be easier once I’m allowed in the field and can fulfill my obsession to protect, but until then I’m just going to have to endure. Getting to know you guys and accept you as part of my haunt has helped, though, and talking to Sam, Tucker, and Jazz helps too, since they are very much part of my haunt. It helps me feel grounded, for lack of a better term.
Anyways, ghost types. I’ve been called a protector spirit but that’s not so much a type as a title, like everyone knows what you mean when you say “fish” but taxonomically it’s hard to actually define a fish without including or excluding things that logically should or shouldn’t belong in that category. There’s also a decent amount of overlap between types too, so it’s more like a sliding scale than anything concrete. Or the intersection of a couple sliding scales. Or something. Anyways.
What we would normally clump together as “ghosts” are usually the soul of a dead human that hasn’t passed on to the afterlife. They have varying levels of consciousness, memory of their past life, and control over their emotional impulses, from none at all to basically the same as a living person but dead. There are a few subcategories based on, for example, their level of malevolence, like poltergeist ranging between mischievous pranksters and downright evil sadists, and some subcategories can be split into further subcategories, like banshees are a poltergeist that are specifically feminine ghosts who wail and scream, but they all still fit within the broad category of “ghost”.
I could go into more detail, but then we’d be here all day and I don’t really wanna do that.
Amity Park had a higher concentration of people turning into ghosts than most towns, living up to its title of “most haunted town in the mid-west”, and many fall under the poltergeist category, but not all. Amity also has a lot of shades or shadow people, which is more of a psychic imprint of a traumatic event on ambient ectoplasm, but only if the victim doesn’t actually die; if they died, they would absorb the ambient ecto to become a more powerful ghost. Shades aren’t really alive, not in the sense of having a soul of their own, and generally just replay the traumatic event over and over until it runs out of energy. Will-o’-the-wisps, or just wisps, are also common, as a sort of pre-ghost entity; they don’t quite have enough soul power or emotional energy to become a full ghost but they try to stick around anyways, usually only a few days before they fizzle out and move on to the afterlife. They could potentially become a full ghost if given enough outside energy; from ambient ecto or magic to siphoning energy from the living to someone consciously giving them energy for the express purpose of making them into a full ghost.
As for me, I... call myself a ghost but that’s not entirely accurate since I do have a physical body. As far as I can tell, I fall under the category of “lich” which is closer to a zombie than a ghost. I don’t like thinking about what that means. The point is, I died in my parents lab, which was highly saturated with ecto, coupled with the ecto I’d been contaminated with my entire life, and ecto from the Ghost Zone as the portal opened up on top of me, with the bow on top of being traumatically electrocuted to death. I sucked up all that ecto at the exact moment I died, which brought me back to life and gave me a lot of power. I’m not super sure, and I don’t know if there’s any way to confirm this, but I think the power was too much for my body to contain, so it somehow stored the power in an alternate form. I still have access to some of my powers while in human form, but most of it I can only access in my ghost form.
Speaking of the Ghost Zone, it's inhabited by souls taken from Limbo and infused with extra ecto. They didn't have any reason to stay on Earth, which is why they were in Limbo in the first place, but after being supercharged they developed obsessions based on their emotions and what they remember of their past lives. Ghosts that are more powerful than average are called wights and are more on the same level as a lich if we equate an average ghost to, say, a revenant. A revenant is someone who was dead and brought back to life and still has a soul; if they didn't have a soul, they'd be categorized as a zombie, just a reanimated corpse. The difference between a revenant and a lich is the amount of power they have; revenants didn't have any connection to magic before but after being brought back they could potentially learn some, while a lich already had magic and it was usually increased by being brought back. They also didn't necessarily have to die first, so there's that.
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Specific Types of Undead
Lich: a powerful magic user who becomes undead through any means. They still have a soul and access to their magic which, depending on the process, may have been enhanced. One avenue is a living mortal being exposed to the Fountain of Life or substances related to it, like Lazarus Pits or the ectoplasm of the Ghost Zone, though this may cause side effects.
Ra’s al Ghul - Ra’s has been around since at least the 1200s and already knew magic before entering the Lazarus Pit, which enhanced his powers. He will generally bath in a Lazarus Pit every few years/decades and has been doing so for centuries, getting close to a millennia. He has plenty of power himself but prefers manipulation, orchestrating elaborate plans from the background rather than getting his own hands dirty.
Vlad Masters - Vlad was exposed to Lazarus Water/ectoplasm once, for a short amount of time (a few seconds at most). Due to his preconceptions about ghosts and (mis)understanding of what happened to him, most of his abilities developed into what he expected of a ghost. After his initial exposure and recovery, he experimented with ectoplasm more and increased his exposure, though never again to actual Lazarus Water. His powers are comparatively weak but he has honed them to the point of still being a formidable opponent.
Danny Phantom - Danny had constant, but low level, exposure to ectoplasm for pretty much his entire life; he likely would have developed some kind of magic powers naturally, but the lab accident flooded his body with ectoplasm at the exact moment he was electrocuted to death, jumpstarting his powers. Due to his predisposition towards ghosts, most of Danny’s abilities are considered “ghostly”.
Pariah - As the first resident of the Ghost Zone, Pariah was exposed to the Waters of the Fountain of Life until it was corrupted into ectoplasm and has had constant exposure to ectoplasm for a long time, which flows differently in the Zone than on Earth or other pocket dimensions. He had no natural magic but had been touched with power from both Monitor and the Great Darkness, which influenced his power’s development.
Revenant: a non-magic user who becomes undead through any means. They still have a soul and have the potential to learn magic if it was used to restore them, even if they had absolutely no potential for it before. Exposure to the Fountain of Life or substances related to it, like Lazarus Pits or the ectoplasm of the Ghost Zone, is one way to bring a dead person back to life, but they can only become a revenant if their soul is also restored, otherwise they’ll become a zombie or ghoul. There will be side effects depending on the method, but dying is a traumatic experience on its own. A draugr is a type of revenant with the body of a giant. A Scandinavian term for basically the same thing is genganger. A kukudh is basically an Albanian revenant. A langsuyar is specifically a female revenant of Indo-Australia.
Jason Todd - Jason had been dead for a few months before Talia al Ghul managed to secure his body and submerge him in a Lazarus Pit, however Jason was angry and stubborn so his soul was still hanging onto his body by a thread and that was just barely enough. He was more zombie-like at first, but thanks to Talia’s magic and some less than gentle coaxing, Jason regained his mind. His trauma from dying in the first place was compounded by how slowly his mind was restored and the training of the League of Assassins of both his body and mind, once it returned enough to be trained.
Ghoul: an undead being with no soul connected to the restored body, and therefore no mind to direct them, regardless of method. They are easily susceptible to mind control but otherwise run on instincts and emotions, though they may or may not have memories from their time being alive. They are generally very violent and will attack pretty much anything that moves. The Turkish name for such a creature is orek.
Zombie: a reanimated corpse, possessing little-to-no free will or memories of their former life. If left alone, they just kind of stand around, maybe shamble a little, until given some kind of directive. Tibetans called them ro-langs and ancient Greece called them vrykolakas, somewhat crossing over with the old concepts of vampires.
Vetala: a ghost possessing a reanimated corpse; the ghost and body are usually unrelated.
Ghost: the disembodied soul of a once living creature (usually human but not always) that cannot or will not cross over to the afterlife. There are many subcategories and sub-subcategories based on a number of factors, like level of consciousness and malevolence. Ghosts have many names in other cultures that are basically synonymous with the general idea of a ghost, including bhoot, hortdan, hupia, shiryo, and yurei. They generally don’t have a physical form of their own but can possess humans, animals, plants, or objects to interact with the physical world.
Poltergeist: a catch-all term for ghost that range from mischievous pranksters to pure evil sadists, sometimes called a Vengeful Ghost. Poltergeists with vampire-like abilities or attributes are called strigoi.
Wight: a powerful ghost, usually fully cognizant even if they don’t remember their past life. Most of the souls pulled into the Ghost Zone became this when exposed to ectoplasm.
Will-o’-the-Wisp: a sort of pre-ghost entity that wants to stay in the living realm but doesn’t quite have enough strength to stay for long, usually lasting only a few days after the person’s death. Often shortened to just wisps. They can “graduate” to full ghosts if given enough energy from an outside source (even if that source is ambient magic/ectoplasm). Other commons names are jack-o'-lantern, friar's lantern, or hinkypunk, and are generally called hitodama in the East.
Shadow Person/Shade: they appear to be roughly humanoid masses of black material or literal shadows without a body to cast it. They are not a soul, they are the psychic imprint of a traumatic event that didn’t cause an actual death. The shade would basically play out the scene over and over again until the residual energy ran out.
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Undead entities common enough in folklore to have a particular name
Ayakashi: a ghost that appears above the surface of a body of water. Why they’re there and what they do varies from luring sailors to join them in death to helping them avoid the hazard that killed the ghost. It may or may not fall under the “poltergeist” label.
Funayurei: an ayakashi specifically of the ocean.
Banshee: a generally feminine poltergeist associated with screaming and wailing.
Chang: the trapped spirit of a person who was killed by a powerful magic being, like a demon or vampire, and must “serve” the being by luring someone else to be killed and take their place, at which point they are released to the afterlife.
Dybbuk: while sometimes confused for the rare possession by a sex demon, a dybbuk is a human ghost that possesses a living human in order to have sex, either possessing the desired person or possessing someone else to have sex with the desired person. La Sayona is a specifically female version of this, potentially overlapping with a Virgin Ghost and Mavka. Hone-onna is a dead wife that appears to her still living husband, who looks like a skeleton to anyone but her husband.
Goryo/Onryo: the ghost of a noble or otherwise accomplished person who lost a power struggle shortly before death, or were killed so someone else could take their position. They are often resentful and angry at whoever succeeded them and generally fall under the “poltergeist” label, focused on whoever has the position they lost. A specifically female version is sometimes called a Kuchisake-onna. A similar concept was used in Harry Potter, where no one could teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for longer than a year after Voldemort was denied the position.
Virgin Ghost: a person who died before they could have a family of their own, generally young women but not always. They usually fall under the “poltergeist” label, targeting their still-living family members or those that fall into the same social category they were in when they died, which usually means young women.
Lemures: ghosts who are restless specifically because (they felt) they didn’t receive a proper burial, especially if specific funeral rites were important to their culture’s customs. They are sometimes called lietuvēns or lietonis, which are said to have been killed before their time and forced to wander until their allotted time would have been otherwise run out. They are sometimes called myling if they are just trying to convince someone to bury them properly, usually by leading someone to their body, which may be counterintuitive if their body is somewhere dangerous; they may act malevolently in order to gain attention but they generally don’t want to actually hurt anyone, they’ve just been stuck like this for a while and are frustrated because nothing else has worked.
Mononoke: a ghost that specifically causes their target to become weak or ill.
Drekavac: a catch-all term used in “South Slavic” areas that could refer to any number of undead-adjacent entities, including ghosts and zombies.
Some ghosts have specific forms that usually relate to how they died but are consistent enough to have been named in folklore. While their form is consistent, their temperament varies just as much as any other ghost. These include:
The self-explanatory Headless Horseman.
The Kuntilanak, Pontianak, or Yakshi of a pregnant woman who died in childbirth, sometimes called ubume.
Mavka or Nyavka appear as beautiful women to lure men to their deaths.
Noppera-bō are faceless humanoids that may or may not have others forms as well.
Pocong look like humans wrapped in funeral cloth; mummies are specifically ancient Egyptian variants. They are also different from zombies because they don't have a physical body like a zombie does.
Some ghosts possess animal as a host body for an extended period of time, like the Inugami that specifically uses a canine host body.
Yuki-onna are generally attractive female ghosts associated with snow and ice.
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Non-undead entities often mistaken for them
Vampire: a demonic being that feeds on the life force of mortals. They may have been human at some point but that is not always the case. A similar creature is the jiāngshī in china, a lugat in Albania, a wurdulac in Slavic folklore, and an upiór in ancient Eurasian areas.
Wendigo: a (technically still living) human either possessed or cursed with a demon-like body that grows in proportion to what they eat, leaving them perpetually starving. This may or may not have anything to do with cannibalism, like folklore suggests, but this was often a punishment for being selfish and greedy. Slightly more humanoid versions are the jikiniki, the bal-bal, and preta.
Batkaak: demons that hunt hunters, or other warrior-like humans.
Dullahan: a demonic fairy that fits the description of the Headless Horseman.
Succubus/Incubus: sometimes confused with a dybbuk if the sex demon possesses a human.
Ikiryo: another name for the spirit of a still living person sent to “haunt” a target person or area, often via astral projection and generally leaves the body in a coma until the spirit returns.
Moroi: vampires with ghost-like abilities rather than typical vampire abilities.
Pricolici: vampires with werewolf-like attributes and abilities rather than typical vampire abilities.
Shikigami: demon-adjacent entities used by “onmyōji” (basically someone who does eastern astrology for a living) or witches/other magic users to carry out blessings and curses; another name might be anichimayen. They may or may not be related to Familiars, which includes a wide variety of creatures.
Sluagh: a group of fairies that “kidnap” humans, often appearing like a classic ghost to scare people.
Chupacabra: a demon that drinks the blood of animals, usually livestock, but specifically named after draining goats of their blood. They may or may not be related to vampires.
Deildegast: a demon-adjacent entity associated with boundary stones.
Dhampir: the offspring of a human and a vampire, sometimes called a demi-vampire.
Gashadokuro: a demonic entity that takes the form of a giant skeleton.
Nachzehrer: a demon often confused for a revenant. They generally try to drag the living to the afterlife before their time, sometimes claiming to be a loved one of the victim who just wants to be close to them again.
Qutrub: a demon that prefers to feed on human corpses.
Rusalka: mermaid-like entities from Slavic folklore.
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Not going to link the original post, because I'm not interested in blasting anyone for their shit takes, but welcome to the "fandom defends Obito's shitty writing with the stupidiest arguments you can think of" episode number 283728.
So now I come across a post claiming some depth to Obito's and Minato's relationship that goes beyond Obito murderhoboness and Madara's opinions.
(btw the best that Kishimoto could muster for these two is "hey you like a girl, I like a girl too, you wanna become a Hokage, I want it too" when these two meet during the Fourth Shinobi World. no, I am not oversimplifying, this is what the actual flashback Minato has when seeing Obito's face after 17 years of the guy being presumed dead and 16 of Minato being actually dead. even canon barely has any juice to support this claim)
Man, do I love when people say "Obito hates <character_n> for perpetuating the system", because canon Obito can't for his life formulate what is so wrong about this system and what actions define someone perpetuating it, only more endless bitching and moaning about despair and hopelessness of this reality. No, this is not a critisism of the system, it's not even its acknowledgement, this is a 13 year old's angst being mumbled by a grown ass man. No, Obito repeating Madara's (actual) observations regarding the system is not him understanding it and should not be treated as "woah such a deep character!" moment, because Madara as a character is actually shown to go through events shaping this worldview that ultimately lead to him embracing the wacky plan to put a powerpoint presentation on the moon. Meanwhile the best Obito's character can muster is Rin's death, which (as it has been given by the fucking canon) can't even be tied to the horrors of the system, so Obito's character ends up falling on its face with his key moment motivating him to be essentially very very mad that Rin is dead in the reality and the reality not letting her to be brought back to life. And to top it all off, the actual horrors of the system that we know Obito had witnessed and (theoretically) comprehended 80% of the time end up being a DIRECT RESULT OF HIS ACTIONS AND DECISIONS, so Obito's character wants to be this sort of opposition to the system, while in reality Kishimoto had written him to be a murderhobo that is an essential part of the Horrors (c) of the system.
(also of course we can't forget that legendary moment when Obito sees the results of Konoha's slavery practices, and everyone's favorite yapper about the system says "Man. Despair." because that's as deep as Kishimoto is willing to go with this guy)
So anyway, rant over, back to the post that I had seen. Today's most fascinating statement is "Obito hates Minato for perpetuating the system".
Uh, so you wanna elaborate on that? I mean, Minato is certainly a willing participant in the system ("woah Konoha's Yellow Flash killed a bajillion guys, so cool"🤩), but how is Minato perpetuating the system most of his life? The best argument for that I can think of is him allowing his students to go to Kannabi bridge unsupervised (and just taking them to the war front in general) + the stuff about Kakashi going off to ANBU, but this one is vague and (I'm pretty sure) is different depending on manga and anime, so eh. But this argument also falls apart when you consider that Minato is only a jonin at the time of the Kannabi, meaning if Hiruzen decided the gang is going there, they are going (and refusing this order would result in the kids being reassigned to other team, as all of them were already at least chunins, so they weren't attached to Minato as a teacher anymore), and, more importantly, Obito is NEVER shown to be resentful at Minato for these two reasons, but god damn does he like to yap about failing to protect Rin and something something his son, his village something something, woah you're such a failure! Which is absurdly funny, because Minato's guilt in the former is that he... could not foresee Rin of all people being abducted by Kirigakure (who are actually a mold-sniffing old man that was supposed to be dead for the last 50 years) and going off on a different mission? Damn, what an evil perpetrator of the system. And should it even be mentioned WHO is the reason behind Minato failing to protect people most important to him during the Nine-Tails attack? Like, buddy, grow some self-awareness.
Then we can argue that Minato is a perpetrator of the system as the Fourth Hokage, and I also fucking disagree, because Minato's been in the position for like half a year before SOMEONE started a chain of events that lead to Minato's death. Should it even be stated that Minato could not do much about the damn system in that time span? He just got handed a village after a long and bloody war, Hiruzen got kicked out of the position after almost 35 years in charge, I'm pretty fucking sure Minato was still figuring out what the fuck is wrong with the village and how (and if) it can be fixed. Which he obviously could not do, because SOMEONE was a murderhobo and ripped Kurama out of Kushina's body with a maniacal glint in his eye (check Kushina's flashbacks and tell me Obito is not excited for the carnage and death he's about to unleash. such a fighter against the system🥹🥹🥹🥹)
Anyway, tl;dr there are a bunch of reasons for Obito to hate the man, but none of them are actually relevant as far as the canon narrarive is concerned, because Kishimoto can't bear to attempt to write this guy even decently.
Then we get a fucking unicorn of a statement with "Minato and Kushina were the ones to raise him". Excuse me, what? What in the wonderlands of headcanons is this? No, Obito was not raised in any capacity by the two of them. In fact, I do not believe there is a singular interaction between Kushina and Minato's students in the manga (which is what Kishimoto actually puts in the plot). Obito was a STUDENT under Minato, he wasn't their kid, he did not live with them and wasn't RAISED by them. Why are we using some fanfiction as some sort of argument???
Then comes the single dumbest thing I have ever heard - Minato taught Obito for 3 years, Obito was an average student, Madara taught him for 1 year, Obito became an S rank nukenin. Am I fucking missing something? Is there some sort of sarcasm passing by me? Are we seriously considering Obito under Minato and Obito under Madara the same fucking kid? By the time Madara starts teaching him, Obito gets: a regular Sharingan, a Mangekyo Sharingan, his own personal fucking parallel dimension Kamui (that he learns to use instantly upon awakening it), half of his body is replaced by Hashirama cells, he's got a fucking Mokuton, he's essentially immortal unless it's an attack that can snap his entire body out of existence, he doesn't need to drink or eat, and he's completely obsessed with that batshit crazy plan of Madara's. Like, I guess Obito learning high-level jutsus and taijutsu is certainly Madara's achievements, but the rest? Please be serious fr. Minato couldn't even teach Obito the same strategies not-Madara is using, because not-Madara has the most busted jutsu of all and can just endlessly go on offensive without fearing a counterattack, and even if you are one of like 5 people in the entire history that CAN kick him back, Not-Madara is still not gonna die because he's semi-immortal. Seriously, if you uninronically try to blame Minato for Obito not raising to the heights that he reached by the time of Nine-Tails' attack, I will have to ask you to wash off the clown mask on your face.
Then there's the wonderful "Obito died and Minato never recovered the body", which on the spot crashes into soooo many things it's not even funny. a) 50 tons of crush force tend to leave very little to recover, unless the goal is to bring back a few rocks covered in blood stains b) there was an entire fucking war going on at the same time, so Minato was a little busy with it, and then immediatelly afterwards the entire village becomes his responsibiltiy c) Minato would die about a year or two after Kannabi, so he literally had no time to retrieve a body that likely was not in any condition to be recovered d) Kannabi bridge is located on the border between Land of Grass and Land of Earth, meaning, if we presume there was a body to be picked up, Iwagakure would have taken it first (a free Sharingan, after all), and considering the fact that the war came to an end, Konoha did sign a peace treaty with them, so they would need to formally ask to have their dead returned, and Iwagakure would have no fucking idea what the fuck the Hokage is talking about, because they are pretty sure they never picked up a corpse of an Uchiha kid
Anyway, that entire post was just so fanfiction-charged it made me cringe into next week🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴at least try thinking your arguments through for 10 seconds before posting them for the world to see
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This blog is really fulfilling my near constant need for long lectures over fandoms that I never really get to flex out huh? I'm going to start making powerpoints. Alright, time to explain Ivankov and Bon Clay with a quick history of the LGBTQ+ community in Japan. Disclaimer: I am not Japanese, I am from a western country, but I will try to do my best to summarize the history and connotations to the best of my ability. I also do understand that some of the genderqueer characters do seem to be based on stereotypes, but that will be explored.
Okama is slang interchangeably used for gay men, drag queens, gender nonconforming men, and transgender women. It is very similar to the English word "Queer," especially in the idea that current members of the LGBTQ+ community are attempting to reclaim it as a positive phrase, rather than the slur that has been used against them. A large part of Japan still conflates gay with crossdressing or transgenderism, which is why homosexual men are sometimes referred to as okama (literally a 'pot' but meaning something similar to the English word 'queen') and are usually represented as cross-dressed and effeminate. The use of the term okama derives from the slang usage of the term to refer to the buttocks and thereby to anal sex which is considered to be the definitive sexual act engaged in by homosexual men. Homosexuality in Japan has had a fraught history that I do not have the character space to completely include here. Bon Clay is a character that first appeared in One Piece in the year 2000. Now, I know a lot of modern day fandoms do not understand the history of queer characters in media. This was long before we had shows like The Owl House, Steven Universe, Yuri on Ice, or She-Ra (I can't think of a lot of modern queer anime off hand). We had very little canon queer characters, at at the time, it was far more common for queer characters to either be women (Sailor Uranus, Utena), or male villains. And Bon Clay was not only queer, he was an out and proud Okama. He was referred to both as a man and a woman, and sang an entire song "Okama Way/Oh Come My Way." Bon Clay, despite being a villain, got a redemption, he befriended the Strawhats, and helped them to escape from Alabasta, even though he himself was sent to jail instead.
“One may stray from the path of a man. One may stray from the path of a woman. But there is no straying from the path of a human!”
In the end, this world is broken down to men and women But I'm a man who is a woman So I'm the best (the strongest) The best (strongest!) OH COME MY WAY
Emporio Ivankov
As Mod pointed out, his design is based off of Doctor Frank N' Furter from Rocky Horror Picture show and Norio Imamura, a real life Okama and a member of Mayumi Tanaka's acting troupe whom Oda met. Ivankov is gender fluid and uses their fruit to switch between whatever sex characteristics they want to have. Ivankov refers to himself as a "Newkama", as opposed to an "Okama". This is a double pun made by mixing words. It basically goes "Newhalf" (Transgender) + Okama (Crossdresser) = Newkama (Newcomer). Newkama claim to go beyond the concept of gender since almost every one of them has experienced life in both male and female bodies thanks to Ivankov's Horu Horu no Mi. Also, there is a question on what pronouns Iva uses, with in the Japanese text, they appear to use something like Neo-pronouns, always replacing the first character with a V in the pronouns they are using (Vatashi vs Watashi for "I" but I do not know enough Japanese to speak on this or how their pronouns should be translated)
She was the queen of NewKama Land in Impel Down, a secret haven inside of the prison where prisons escaped to. (This is why Mod jokes that One Piece fandom took over Horny Jail, we have a gay club in our jail in source material that was created by a transgirl and maintained by genderqueer okamas. We cannot be stopped). She is also a member of the Revolutionary Army, (MANGA Spoilers: A former slave), and Queen of Kamabakka Queendom, a place where okamas can be free to live their lives with no criticism and to just, be themselves.
Now, I understand why the artstyle turns people off and makes them seem like harmful stereotypes, and they aren't always treated well in the story. While Luffy is extremely accepting of Ivankov and Bon Clay (The only people in the entire story he refers to with honorifics are them, and he uses female honorifics, Iva-Chan and Bon-Chan), Sanji has shown to be pretty transphobic. But I also think that they encapsulate the messages of One Piece: Complete and Utter Freedom. The Freedom to be true to yourself, to live your authentic life, and to live without regrets. These characters are not only strong, respectable, and free, but they fight for that freedom for others as well.
There is no queerbaiting in One Piece. The only canon LGBTQ+ Identities we have are the transgender characters, probably attributed to Oda not wanting to write romance, and thus it is harder to make canon gay/lesbian/bi ect characters. Luffy, on the other hand, is argued heavily whether he's canonically aro/ace, or just heavily coded. We have other queer characters as well, especially in Wano. Kiku is a transwoman, and Yamato is a transman. Bon Clay, Ivankov, Inazuma, and other "Okamas" are genderqueer, although the identies may not translate nicely into English. Some of it may not have aged well as well (The use of "Transvestite" for example). But overall, the LGBTQ+ Identities have been respected by the narrative of the source material if not necessary by the characters or author. (And definitely not by some fans). Its also important to remember, Bon Clay was introduced in 2000. Kiku was introduced in 2018, that is nearly 20 years to learn how to depict trans people. She has no gags, she just exists as she is. Oh, and none of the queer characters die in the series, and Bon Clay even has the quote "Queers will never die!"
(Morley should probably be added to this analysis, as a transgender woman who pretty controversial, but she doesn't appear much in the manga/anime so I don't know a lot about her lol. I'm also not going to touch the "debate" of Yamato's gender here)
Sources: Male Homosexuality and Popular Culture in Modern Japan
One Piece: A Queer Retrospective
For context, they are responding to this post about Emporio Ivankov and Bon Clay
Well done! Great job! You deserve a cookie. Because this is why I love Defend Your Blurbo. Emporio Ivankov and Bon Chan would be proud of you
Fun fact, the horny jail reference actually comes from the bg3 fandom and the narrator outtakes. I just think it's very appropriate for the One Piece Fandom at least when it comes to my blog and what you guys have put me through
#defend your blurbo response#fandoms and media literacy#emporio ivankov#bon chan#bon clay#one piece#anime#not a poll
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Okay, so, I was very hopeful for the animation of this season but I think we're definitely cooked. Here's a post on Reddit who translated the report of an animator who worked on the s2 of bllk.
-> here
Here is the link of the source -> here
My opinion on the anime just down here.
This is VERY worrying. You don't know how much this disappointed me. The manga "Blue Lock" was the BEST SELLER in 2023, in front of JJK, MHA, etc... Seeing that this same manga have such a mediocre adaptation is just not right. Even random Isekai'ds get a better animation than Blue Lock. I'm so angry and sad about it.
I had a lot of hope when I saw the 1st episode, but now that the 2nd and 3rd aired, I just think that the anime, or at least the S2, must be remade by another studio.
This is so disrespectful. I can't bear people defending the anime. Blue Lock deserves better, and that's all. To tackle the problem by the root, this is not the animators' fault. We can only blame the money hungry higher-ups who just only think of money and don't care about fans.
People saying that "the third selection is less important----": NO. It is NOT an excuse to produce a literal PowerPoint. All arcs must be respected. The third selection is indeed "less important" than the U-20, but it doesn't mean that it deserves a trash animation! It is still important, especially for anime-onlys, because the 3rd selection introduce important characters (like Shidou, Hiori, Karasu, Yukimiya, and all) for what's next.
Thinking about what's next, what if the U-20's animation sucks? Huh? What if the S3 is getting adapted by the same studio and horribly produced by the same people? Usually, I never complain about the animation; I'm very optimistic and rarely complained about the animation of whatever show. Blue Lock S2 episode 2 just made me, for one of the first time, go: "Well, it was...mid." after watching it.
Plus, there's a big chance that the U-20 arc will be badly animated, but I'll try to stay delusional and cope the best I can. (I don't have the faith anymore tbh)
Honestly, i feel bad for Kaneshiro and Nomura. Their baby is getting murdered, but the Bllk anime is making money, so I don't think they'll intervene.
Sure, the drawings are beautiful, the musics are peak, and the voice actings too, but don't you think that what makes an anime "anime" is the animation? If the serie goes on like it's going, I'm really going to call Blue Lock a PowerPoint presentation.
In my opinion, for now, I think that the cgi carried the last episodes. Some may not agree, and I understand, but it actually gives action to the anime. Ironic, since the only thing I reproached to the s1 was the cgi.
My favorite parts of the episodes are now every time Rin appear (forgive me I'm a huge Rin glazer) and the additional times. Some cuts were decently animated, like Chigiri's run in ep2, but it's kinda worrying if there's one decent cut in the whole episode...
This is weird, I never complained like that bfore :( I just want my favorite manga to get justice, so my wish is that the audience should be heard, and that one of the higher up in Bandai Namco should move their ass and decide to produce something decent for us, fans or simply a person who wants to discover the beautiful work that is Blue Lock.
Or they could just give up the anime until they find another studio ABLE to do the job correctly. Sometimes I see those breathtaking fan-animations and I'm like-dude, I wish this was our Blue Lock- 😭
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I love studying, but it takes so much time
For those who follow me for not so long - I'm getting a bachelors degree in multimedia design, which includes video production, and largely - animation.
I love studying. I love that I can write an Arcane analysis for the history class, or dissect Transformers:One when writing a movie analytic. I love animation in every shape or form, be it 3D or 2D or just a PowerPoint presentation with funky moving elements, I love art, history of art, I love creating a concept and going trough with it 'till it's a product.
But it takes so much time and energy and sheer THOUGHT... And it's so taxing on my body. I was sick several times through Autumn alone, and I suffer greatly from not being able to do my own thing. Not to mention war that rages on, taking both my mental and physical strength. I do not wish to pity myself, but it's a fact.
I love studying, but as I'm writing yet another analysis I'm thinking about how I would love to spend this time drawing fanart. I'm drawing backgrounds for a short story animation assignment and wish I was making an animation meme instead. I wish I wish. And when I finally have free time, I find myself not wanting to draw at all! I find that I'd rather read or go outside or cook something. And I feel great doing it, I don't feel guilty about it! But I wish I had that outlet still, because the best way for me to express my thoughts is through art. You'd think I have a lot of that in an ART academy, but really it gets down to technicalities and certain rules you have to follow to succeed not as an artist, but as a Professional, which Is Good, but ultimately now is all I can think about. Lost is the innocent joy of creating for the sake of creating, because now I can see every mistake clearly.
I can't say I have problems with time management. But this.. it burned me out, though it's hard to admit. Basically my whole journey through studying and war is documented here, in my Tumblr blog (it was created in May 2022, a few months after the full-scale invasion of Ukraine had started and a few months before I was accepted into the academy), so some of you may've involuntarily followed my life story, supporting me throughout!
Curious, isn't it? I love you all. I wish you strength and inspiration to do your own thing.
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