#bet on it podcast

[hell0jon]

can’t wait (i can) for alice to find colin’s body suspended in the middle of a dark room in wires likes he’s just been crucified, in a way

[humming-fly]

I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people

[koscheyyy]

Unprotected sex turns you blind

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Juno Steel And the 6 Month Vacation He's Been Needing for 20 Damn Years

[hereticaldetective]

“And shoutout to Professor—ooo Professor—Professor James Moriarty, who is listening intently.”

[v0idwraith]

Alice and Celia: Haha wasn’t that weird! Well, better get back to work!

Sam:

[nerdetiquette]

I love that we’re deadass calling this girl nightmare because Juno was acting funny

[voilaammayi]

John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

[clonerightsagenda]

I made a bunch of mutual aid zines this summer and still can't get my folds straight, but here's my contribution to the September podcast zine fest! Image text under the cut.

Page 1: Wolf 359 + Terrible Space Facts

Page 2: Space is terrible. No one should go there. Here are just a few ways the reality of floating alone in the middle of nowhere is even worse than described for the crew of the Hephaestus station.

Page 3: "I'm going to drown? In outer space? What kind of sense does that even make?"

Not just a wacky podcast plot! Italian Luca Parmitano almost drowned on a space walk in 2013 due to a fan pump malfunction.

Page 4: "And that's how you [BLEEP] in space."

0g bathroom breaks aren't easy and luckily (?) NASA loves training. On Earth, astronauts practice on a toilet with a camera in the bowl so they can watch themselves from an... unconventional angle.

Page 5: "Doctor Selberg took the cast off today. Looks like my arm's healing well."

0g is worse on bones than osteoporosis. Chances are Lovelace's arm never healed right, which may have contributed to her use of pain pills.

Page 6: "We're getting hit by another wave of radiation."

The atmosphere protects us from cosmic radiation, but less so as it gets thinner. Astronauts (and flight attendants!) are considered radiation workers. Several ISS astronauts have developed skin cancer.

Page 7: "I did mention the 'so you don't get poisoned' aspect, right?"

In cases of ammonia exposure, astronauts are instructed to remove all (potentially contaminated) clothing before moving to a safe area. A potential other reason everyone is cranky in "Constructive Criticism".

Page 8: Want more #terrible space facts? Visit www.clonerightsagenda.tumblr.com/tagged/terrible space facts for my full collection.

[ghost-bxrd]

Just listened to Welcome To Night Vale and thought— why isn’t there something similar but with Gotham City? Like, a podcast about a radio channel broadcasting today’s weird phenomenons, Bat sightings, the newest Bat rumors and, of course, people taking bets on open air about when the next Arkham breakout will be (and when Red Hood will snap again and shoot Batman in the kneecap).

Ngl I think that would be hella funny.

[seven-winged-liar]

Like a mosquito in amber...

Rambling under the cut ⬇️

okay this might all go in a separate reblog but

Inspired by that one post talking about needing more art covering John's mouth

Also combined it with an old concept i've had in the microwave for quite some time based on F+TM's Rabbit Heart, it did however get much darker as i kept working on it so :/ no sunlight here

John HCs

John's eyes work like Crowleys in the respect that whether or not there is a defined iris is based on how much distress he is in, how much he feels human in that moment, etc

John starts out with a whole mask, slowly loses it over the course of the show, Yellow's mask is all of the pieces that have fallen off of John's

Once John gets his own body, he has sensory issues, esp visual overstimulation

Have a B&W cause I think it looks cool

[shitpostingkats]

Can you imagine what the podcast scene is like in the ace attorney universe. True crime especially. Give me the scripts of two bored college kids whose final semester project is this little audio show on the Dahlia Hawthorne murders but it ends up being like 70 episodes long because it keeps daisy chaining into other murder cases and the hosts come up with increasingly wild theories.

Maya making bank off everytime she’s in LA appearing on ghost hunting podcasts and the hosts being like “Today, we’re talking to the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!” *Maya’s voice, but in a startlingly good Abe Lincoln impression*: "It’s a pleasure.” and half the comments are like “This woman's a riot.”

A show called Case Precedent where every week they go over the story of a wild courtroom first and how it set a standard and they are BEGGING Phoenix Wright to be on their show because he’s involved in like half the stories they cover. Eventually he shows up and is like “Did you have to bully the Ghost Speakers to pay my assistant to pester me to appear on your podcast?” and they are like “YES, now TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU CROSS EXAMINED A PARROT.”

[iluumey]

you can dial, right? 

[thermodynamic-comedian]

kayne malevolent is every single will wood song coded but he seems like an abba fan.

[wiltingwoods]

Put Hungry Man Grill in the ring against Waffle House employees and see what happens

[happistar]

Nobody in the tags is talking abt the moment in the latest ep where john immediately breaks the fourth wall after saying he wouldn’t. Dumb as shit joke, absolutely loved it