#bfb quote

[behindthesefangirleyes]

“Did they just get engaged?”

“I don’t know. I don’t fucking know.”

[yellownote0-0]

Still one of my favourite BFDI quotes🥰

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: You've got to stop defining your successes on how much others fail!

DAVE: dude stop

ROSE: That may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.

DAVE: yo stop trying to psychoanalyze my mind

DAVE: its creepy

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: I’m so excited to start preventing mutations!

Kirby, getting mutated again: AHHHHH!

Mikey: ...and Mr. O’Neil is mutated!

[twogaty]

i had a rough day of cramming to finish schoolwork today

so i rewarded myself with a little twogaty incorrect quote

enjoy critterz

Edit: Twogaty incorrect quotes part 1

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[mao-likes-2-draw]

girl world

check out my match-centered fic! it uses human names so it might B confusing at first, but all feedback is appreciated! thank uu <3

[we-are-team8s]

Four: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

X: You and me!!!

Four, tearing up: Okay.

[dinerfries]

drawings from school yesterday ^_^

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

top 5 wips you’re most excited to write? :D

AH …. anon my beloved 🥺🥺🥺 tysm for giving me an excuse to talk about them!!!! i have a whole bunch but here are the ones i’m most excited for/planning to write soon :3 hopefully

TITLES ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BTW but if you know where any of them are from you get a big gold star ⭐️

it’s your touch that i need

the best friend’s brother!satoru fic that i’m planning on posting next….. i’m . Unsure if i’ll have time to post it this week but :’3 i’ll get it done!!! honestly i just think bfb!toru is insanely attractive so this is mostly an outlet for that but . i have a plot mapped out kind of… the unrequited love trope is just perfect for him but it’s Me so it’ll probably be less angsty and more funny/bittersweet !!

here’s a snippet from it <3

”you’re a good kid,” he says, and his smile teeters on the edge of something apologetic. mostly, it’s pitying. ”there are lots of people out there for you.” the weight of his palm on your head is usually a comfort, but like this? it’s a specific kind of torture. he ruffles your hair, as affectionate as ever, the same as it’s always been. not a trace of any romantic intent. there are lots of people out there for you. (i know, you want to tell him, but your voice is raspy and your throat feels sort of dry. i know. but i want you.)

hunter, you were human

my neglected mer!sugu fic…… our beloved fish man….. one day. i’ll write it out. i’m having some trouble deciding the order of events + general formatting of the outline so 😭😭 i’m a bit stuck. i’ll get there though!!! this au has angst potential but it’s Me so trust that this will be fluffy and nothing else. lots of banter and cutesy moments. i have a lotttt of thoughts about this au and character/reader dynamic so….. i’m. really excited to eventually write it all out!!! i love him sm :cc

“i don’t really like freshwater.” … your eyes widen. his voice is silky, smooth, like a silver river running from the forked tip of his tongue; a melodic lilt that makes you think of the lullaby your mother used to sing you to sleep with. a long, slow moment passes you by, like the rocking of a rusty ship. silently, your tongue forms around a bundle of words, your mouth gaping like a fish out of water. staring at the merman in your bathtub. “you can talk?!”

consider the hairpin turn

THE BELOVEDEST OF THEM ALL …… my extremely neglected best friend’s brother!kenjaku fic T_T my magnum opus even . i started writing it out a while ago but had to stop bc i can’t decide how to format it …. i think it’d be best to tell the story through a lot of flashbacks but it’s difficult to decide where to put what flashbacks in a way that doesn’t disturb the flow, yk??? but i do have everything outlined and i’m super excited to finally post it :33 someday… bfb!kenny is the actual loml i have so much lore planned for him. this fic is just a whole bunch of yearning and tension… the tiniest tiniest bit suggestive bc he truly makes me ill.

nervously, your gaze trails towards the stairs. worried, your teeth gnawing at your bottom lip. kenjaku notices. a large palm cradles your cheek; making sure your eyes stay locked onto his own. ”don't worry about him,” he soothes, a rough thumb smoothing down your skin. ”it’s just us here… just you and me. why don’t you take a deep breath for me, hm?” (you do. without thinking. as if your body was waiting for instructions, waiting to satiate this gnawing desire to impress him, make him proud. be good for him.)  “now,” he exhales, in tandem with you, molecules mingling together. “do you want this?” 

only in the next world

ANOTHER DEARLY BELOVED WIP that’s been rotting in my drafts for a while ….. 👉👈 i think that out of all of these fics this is the first one that i wrote the outline to?? probably even before i made this blog. it’s basically just a canon-aligned au where gojo navigates his maybe-possibly-feelings for you, a new teacher at jujutsu high!! sooo really just my attempt to write what i view as a more canon-aligned gojo and his feelings towards love :3 mostly character-centered fluff and slowburn… some office au vibes…. i’m very fond of this reader!! and i love this version of gojo so bad i really hope i can do him justice…

“they’re a softie, huh?” shoko exhales — smoke drifting past her lungs, mingling with the cold air, a stench of tobacco that makes him crinkle his nose. ”they are,” she hums, glancing at him out of the corner of her eye. a dangerously knowing look. “it’s not often someone captures your attention.” gojo smiles. ”is that what it seems like?” he drawls, almost a chuckle. closing his eyes and thinking of you, the fading scent of your perfume. ”well, who knows.” (certainly not him.)

signs of affection

my sickeningly fluffy cult leader geto fic <333 bc i’m spreading the agenda that he is a puppy of a man towards his s/o. this one is just meant to be funny and sweet!! i adoreee the thought of him dating a retired sorcerer with a normal ass job so in this one the reader works at a preschool…. and they’re meant to attend some kind of event for the preschool + is offered to bring a plus one. mild chaos ensues (geto doesn’t want to be anywhere near your non-sorcerer colleagues but he also wants to support you so he’s having a bit of a crisis rn…..) i LOVE this one and i’m so excited to write it out <333333 i think this geto is the most endearing man alive.

suguru blinks, eyelashes fluttering, gleaming under the shallow light of the lamppost just behind him. illuminating the peach-dyed flush dusting his ears, those wide pupils. and his lips, glossy with something cherry-flavoured, soon to curl up into a smile — fond, fond, fond. melting into your touch, basking in your long-sought attention. if he were a cat, you’re sure he'd be purring. he places one big palm over yours, where it rests on his cheek, and he stares. silently, like you’re the only thing worth seeing; dreamy galaxies inside his eyes, all honey and star clusters, leaking adoration. a milky way of love. ”… another,” he pleads, nosing at your fingertips.

[behindthesefangirleyes]

His fingers tremble, but sometimes they do that when he’s cradling the sun. “I’m asking if you will. James Potter, will you marry me?”

[inanimationinsanitation]

Pi: I'm going to take you out!

Pie: Great, it's a date

Pi: I meant that as a threat

Pie: See you at five

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

[jewelofgems]

I dare anyone to draw one of these quotes. No changing the characters.

• Airy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bot :)’*  MePhone4: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

• Two: Any questions?  Four: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?  Two: Uh, a plan, duh...  Crayon Box: Four, chill, I know it’s weird, but Two has a point.  Four:  Four: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

• Two: Did Crayon Box just tell me they loved me for the first time?  Gamey: Yeah, they did.  Two: And did I just do finger guns back?  Gamey: Yeah, you did.

• Gamey: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.  MePhone4: *looks over at Four and X*

MePhone4: Is it “sexual tension”?

• Crayon Box: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.  Crayon Box: Anyways, you said Blue is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

• Airy, to Crayon Box: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

• Crayon Box: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.  Gamey: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!  Airy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…  Calculator: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.

[reddythedino]

DAMMIT, SIX!

Four: Dammit, X!

X: What?! It wasn’t me!

Four: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Two!

Two: Not me either.

Four: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Six: *whistles*

[twogaty]

original:

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[the-random-creechur]

Daily BFDI Quotes Day 11

Donut: Hey, our team’s smaller than the other one.

Pencil: So what? Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Donut: Wh-what?

Pencil: I said, sometimes you just have to deal with it.