#big hairy lad

[private85]

[mrwavellswaps]

Perseverance Pays Off

“So? Is that body a good fit Daniels?” The Sargent asked as his ‘newest’ recruit finished up with their usual morning training.

Daniels made his way over with a cocky smirk as he brushed his dark blonde hair out of the way. Carrying himself with a confident swagger and clearly having no problem showing off his impressive muscled upper body. His strong arms and powerful abs being nearly impossible to ignore as they’d make most people drool with either lust or jealousy… or both.

“Absolutely sir! It’s perfect!” The man beamed. “I’ll be honest, when you told me that a strong new body was ready for me, I was worried I’d be stuck inside a big dumb looking brute.” He brought up an arm and flexed one of biceps hard before running a hand down his hairy chest and abs. “But this body is amazing! It feels so strong but so nimble at the same time. And so handsome too! I can’t get enough of myself!”

———

Some time prior, the former owner of Daniels’ new body had been caught after being involved in a terrorism scheme. He had two options. The first was to spend 26 years in prison for his crimes. The second was to give up his body to be used by the military and instead spend only 10 years, perhaps less with good behaviour. Evidently, after some serious consideration, he took the second option.

After being sentenced, the man was taken down to a military camp where a switching station had already been set up. Once notified, one of the Sargents picked out a new recruit to go and receive this little gift they’d been sent. And that recruit just so happened to be Daniels. One of the freshest young recruits they had. He was a skinny young lad who’d just barely passed the physical exams but his heart was always in it. Always trying to prove that he deserved a spot here. And that perseverance paid off as the Sargent pulled him aside and told him that he deserved a reward.

The next thing Daniels knew he was escorted to the switching station before being prepped for the procedure. He didn’t even get to see the man in the other room who he was about to become. Only being reassured that he was going to have a still young but very strong and masculine body before soon being put under…

When he awoke from the procedure, the first thing he noticed upon blinking his new eyes open were the muscled pecs on his chest that were topped with a healthy sprinkling of chest hair. His eyes would only continue to widen with disbelief as he gaze pushed further towards the cobbled abs on his stomach that were miles better than the barely visible ones his old body had. But even more impressive than that was the fat bulge he now adorned! Clearly he was working with some pretty heavy duty equipment now which he couldn’t say he wasn’t hoping for. If there weren't still doctors in the room, he would’ve slipped a hand into his new briefs and started playing with his new manhood. However it didn’t stop from at least pulling back the waistband to get a quick peek and what he saw had him grinning ear to ear.

The doctors would soon pass Daniels a handheld mirror to check out his new face and honestly it was everything he’d hoped for when he’d been told he’d be switching. He was a perfect blend between pretty and ruggedly handsome with a face that could make even some of the straightest men do a double take. The longer, thicker hair made him feel like one of those ripped surfer dudes you’d see on tv shows. And if that wasn’t enough, the full well kept beard he now adorned only elevated that look even further to movie superstar levels of gorgeous. He almost couldn’t believe that it was *his* reflection he was staring at but awestruck expression said it all. At that point he was having to use all of his willpower not to get a raging boner…

After giving Daniels a moment to take in his new body, his Sargent walked in carrying a new set of clothes for him to wear. He informed Daniels that he would have the rest of the day to get used to his new body and how it functioned but he expected him to get back to training with the other boys tomorrow. A deal that the new hunk happily took while his former skinny body was already being taken away back to prison.

As soon as Daniels had some alone time, he practically ripped off his clothes and got to exploring for real. Touching and caressing every inch of his new body. Inspecting every curve and ridge with leisure. Squeezing at his new muscle as he flexed it, loving the strength that it carried. Adoring how tight his muscled ass felt. He could tell simply by how his new hole clenched instinctively when his finger ran across it that this body more than likely belonged to a straight guy who’d never once experimented with his hole. If anything that only made him more excited to pop his cherry for a second time when he eventually gets his new formerly straight asshole stuffed with cock.

And speaking of cock he’d probably be doing a lot of stuffing ass’ full himself with how fat his new one was. So long and girthy that he was able to grip it with both hands at once. His old dick could never have come close to comparing with this new monster that swung between his legs. Not to mention the heavy set of balls it came with. Soooo full of cum. Soooo full of testosterone! He couldn’t help having a stupid grin plastered across his handsome new face as he pumped and pumped. And before he knew it, a fountain of cum was erupting from his cock as he fell to his knees in pleasure with a long groan. Happily spaying his new seed absolutely everywhere until his balls were finally drained.

———

“Yeah I honestly couldn’t be happier with this body sir.” Daniels told the Sargent while continuing to admire himself. He’d gotten stuck back in with his training with most of the other guys admiring and complimenting him on his new body while a handful looked on in envy. He excelled more than ever which was to be expected now that he had a powerful body to back up his determination. Even getting a little cocky as he took off his shirt to show off his new body some more.

“That’s good to hear. You deserve it after all the hard work and dedication you’ve put in during your time here so far.” The Sargent replied bluntly, keeping up his usual stoic appearance.

Daniels smirked as he stepped closer to the man who was always barking orders him and his squad. Only stopping once the two were mere inches apart. “And I assume we’re still on for our usual private training session tonight?” He asked, wiggling his eyebrows beneath the shades he had on.

The Sargent was quiet for a moment before responding. “We are. Meet me at my quarters tonight.” He confirmed with that same blunt tone yet again.

“Mmmm yes sir.” Daniels responded with lustful excitement. He did a quick look around to make sure nobody was looking their way before leaning in closer to the Sargent’s ear as he grabbed the bigger man’s hand. “Although… maybe you’ll be the one calling me sir this time.” He whispered as he placed the Sargent’s hand on Daniels’ hefty crotch. “After all, there’s gotta be more than one reason why you’d insist on giving me this hung as fuck body. Right Sarg?” He added before reaching around and grabbing the Sargent’s thick muscle ass.

The Sargent didn’t respond but the reddening look on the mature man’s face was all Daniels needed to see. With that he gave his Sargent another quick pat on the ass before turning and heading back to join the rest of the boys with that same confident swagger from before that he’d adopted. Leaving the Sargent alone to quell his semi erection before anyone noticed.

[captainlondonman]

Sewer Man

Josh felt in a great place. He was doing well in college, had the pick of the girls and  with the curly blond locks and good physique helped by much time at the gym, he was going places he thought. He was on his way home walking alongside his mate, Tim and passing a building site where clearly there was work going on in the sewers. You couldn’t avoid the stench stretching as far as the pavement. Just as they were about to pass a stocky,middle aged man in full yellow mud stained Hi Viz waterproof clothing and mud caked waders came into view, smiling at the lads as they walked past.

‘I tell what Tim, one thing is for sure, I ain’t ever gonna end up in a job like that looking as shit as he does. Christ look at him with his overweight body and doing such menial work.’

Just after they passed the bloke, the man shouted out

‘Hey mate looks like you dropped this bottle out of your bag.’

‘Not sure it’s mine,’ Josh retorted gruffly

‘Sure is mate, I saw it just fall out as you were looking at me. It ain’t been opend so you might as well have it.’ He said coming up to Josh to hand over.

The smell from the man with the sewer slush all over him made Josh want to throw up and get the hell out so thinking it was best to quick accept.

T’hanks very much’ as he grabbed the bottle.

‘Sorry about the smell lad but you get used to it.’

Josh grimaced as he took the bottle and stuffed quickly into his bag, moving on.

‘Christ what a fucking job he’s got and he thinks you get used to that smell. Not bloody likely as far as I’m concerned. No one would want to look and smell like that’

Josh and Tim walked on eventually parting ways and Josh thought when he got in he would get on to his computer and get some college work done for the following day. Later in the evening with the bottle sitting unopened next to his lap top  he started feeling a bit horny so unzipping his trousers he started to cruise online enjoying some of the porn sites seeing girls giving blokes blow jobs. As his cock started to grow he opened the bottle and took a swig of the water.

‘Odd, it doesn’t feel just like water but it’s not bad. I’m still sure I never dropped it. As the water slid down his throat so his cock hardened, much stiffer  than normal, he was ram rod stiff and feeling so constrained in his trousers he put his hand in to yank out. As his full thickness came out so his cock sprang up showing a nice gleam of precum. He looked at the photos on line and thought to himself.

‘How come this is making me so horny, I need to search for something better’ so without thinking he typed in

Horny HiViz workies on Tumblr and immediately a whole page of websites came up. Guys in Hiviz, Bears, chunky workies with full beards and arses showing.

‘Shit what is all this I have never looked at this before but my cock is telling me I love it’. He stared at the screen, seeing photos of Hi Viz guys sucking one another off,  fucking each other in portacabins, big and beefy and the bigger and beefier, the more he kept staring and the more his cock bounced.

‘Shit this is great, these guys are so turning me on,’ he said as his hand started to slip down and grasp the full ramrod thickness. The more he stared at the screen the more his hand started to work his shaft and he sat further back in his chair , his legs wide apart so he could see his full 8” and feel the pulsating hardness.

 ‘What is it that’s making me love seeing these hairy workers shag each other but it’s such a turn on.’

The one video of two blokes in a portacabin with one bent over a bench his HIViz taken down round his ankles showing a large hairy arse while his mate unzipped and took out his thick cock spitting on the shaft and rubbing it in with his dirty hands ready to take his mate up the arse. The guy’s pot belly was hanging over his trousers  but that was part of the arousal for Josh. He played the video over and over again his hand jerking his cock, moving up and down the full length. He could feel himself coming and arched back in the chair groaning as he could feel his cum ready to burst from his balls and up the shaft.

‘This is the best wank ever’ he thought and with that he spurted load after load of cum the first load hitting his chin and then all over his body, great arcs of creamy cum.

‘Where did all this cum from? I never wanked like this and had so much.’ And his heavy breathing subsided.

Cleaning himself up Josh went to bed and all night he could not get the picture of the two burly hairy workies fucking each other out of his mind. His cock kept getting hard every time he thought about them.

Getting up the next morning he decided he could not be bothered going to college and would chill out at home. As always he liked to look at himself in the mirror admiring his 6 pack.

‘Christ something seems a bit different’ he said examining himself. The blond hairs on his arms were starting to go a darker colour and his smooth chest was showing signs of a dark stubble not just a little patch between his tits but stretching up from his waist and up towards his neck. Even his legs seemed to have a coating of darker hair.

‘It was not like this yesterday’ he thought but in some ways he thought it made him look more masculine so he then forgot it and started to get on with his day. Seeing the bottle of water he decided to take another swig, it wasn’t that bad. Again as it went down his throat  so the tingle started again and so his cock hardened making a thick large bulge in his chinos. He felt good and suddenly he knew he needed to go out but wore a long jacket to cover his hardon. Without thinking he walked into town and stopped outside the barber shop where he had seen several workies go in for their cuts. There was only the one barber but the guys always seemed happy to sit and wait. But today there was no one waiting so he was drawn inside.

The barber turned and said

‘Hi Mate needing a cut?  He was a bear of a man. 6’2’’ with shaved head and bushy dark beard. He was wearing a short sleeved shirt and his hairy arms  bulged out and the buttons could hardly keep in his belly which was straining at the fabric. A pair of fatiques showed a large arse and a decent bulge at his cock.

‘Yeah thanks’

‘So what do you want? Just a trim with those blond locks of yours.

Without thinking Josh blurted out ‘No I want the lot of off Make my head look like yours , basically a skinhead.’

‘As long as you are sure. It will certainly make you like a real man’

‘That’s what I want’ Josh replied so certain.

The barber took out his razors and started shaving each side of Josh’s head and Josh could see all his blond locks falling in to the floor but he didn’t mind. Then he felt the hair on the back of his head go leaving a stubbly mess all over.

‘I’m gonna put some shaving foam all over your head and then take the sharp razor for a proper job.’

‘Fine by me’

As the barber worked on his head Josh could still feel his cock so stiff that it was almost painful. With the hair cape over him he started to stroke his dick and move it around in his chinos to make it more comfortable. The barber was moving around the chair and Josh could feel the guy’s belly rubbing against him. Josh was loving that flesh against him and started to mildly push his body against the chest and feel it sinking into him. Not sure what was going on but he started to think the guy was responding and pushing a little more. As Josh looked down he could see the guys enlarged crotch sitting on the armchair, the bulge pushing against his fatiques and showing the outline of an definite knob on. Josh couldn’t understand why he was getting so aroused  by this fat guy with the big cock when he was hetero but he felt himself so horny and loved the guy’s beer belly tight in against him. His  hand started stroking his own cock thinking he was being discreet.

‘Looks to me mate as if me scalping you is getting you worked up. I know damn well that hand of yours is stroking your dick.’

And with that the barber undid the cover and took it away.

‘That’s some erection you got there, Christ it really is straining down your leg.’

Not knowing what he was saying or why Josh found himself saying

 ‘I love feeling your belly rubbing me and that cock of yours looks pretty erect to me.’

‘Sure is mate, a good sized bulge.’

 ‘I’ve never sucked a cock before but I really want to give you a blow job

‘Looks as if you have come to the right place. You won’t get a better dick than mine to suck. Just as well you have a big mouth to take it all. Let me lower the blinds and lock the door.’

Josh needed to let his cock out and he was so hard he could hardly let it out of his chinos. He turned to see the barber coming back towards him, his belly hanging over his belt and his hand rubbing his expanding crotch.

‘So you like a big guy with a big dick, eh boy.’

‘Sure do.’ Josh replied his hand reaching out to grab the barbers crotch and he could feel a huge pair of balls and thick erect dick.

‘I’ve never sucked dick before but Christ I want this man’

‘Let me help you’ the barber said as his meaty hands undid his zip and let his cock bounce out. ‘You’d be amazed how many workies have had this down their throats.’

His dick sprang out of a forest of dark pubic hair really thick at the top a full 9inches tapering and  revealing a large cut dark pink head.

‘You sure look as if you’re gagging for my dick.’

The barber took hold of Josh scalped head and pushed it towards his cock.

‘You can get hold of your prick while you suck me off. Not a bad knob you have there boy it sure is fucking stiff.’

Josh could smell the sweat of the man’s cock as he opened his mouth. He may never have sucked before but he knew what he wanted and he wanted the whole length. He let his tongue gently rub around the head taking in the first drops of precum. It felt good and he let his tongue lick his lips to savour the taste and smell.

‘I need a bit more than a fucking lick, open yer whole mouth. My workies know how to suck cock.’

Josh opened his mouth wide and slowly started to take in the length, slightly gagging at first, tears coming to his eyes  but he knew he wanted the full and more than that he wanted to feel his scalp touch the man’s beer gut which was hanging over his fatiques. As the barber’s ock was nicely tapered so he was able to move up the shaft, his saliva moistening the thickness.

 The barber took hold tightly of Josh’s head and pushed him against his groin.

‘Take the whole bloody length’ as he plunged his cock the whole way until Josh’s mouth was almost glued against the forest of dark wiry pubes. Taking the prick was one thing but for Josh feeling his bald head rubbing against the flabby hairy belly was the best. As the barber pulled him in and out and as the cock slipped all the way down Josh’s throat so his head moved in and out of the soft hairy belly.

‘You fucking love dick but I think you love a beer gut even more. Go on push yerself right in. You suck just like a fucking wired up workie. They suck the best. Maybe you should think it over. I fucking love feeling all that spit of yours on my shaft.’

Keeping hold of Josh’s head the barber started humping faster and faster and by this time Josh had his hand gripped round his own dick wanking as hard as he could, loving the feel around his cock head.

‘Shit man I,m gonna cum, keep wanking boy I want to see you shoot as you take all my spunk.’

With one final push so Josh’s head sank into the barber’s belly he let out wad after wad down Josh’s throat so much that it was spilling out and down his chin.

Josh let out a huge groan as his own cock erupted up and over his shirt great white globs all down his front.

‘You are one fucking randy little cunt, boy.’ The barber said wiping his cock to remove the dripping cum. Well time for you to have a look at your head and see what you think. Not sure what it is mate but you seem to have changed a bit since you came in. Is it just the scalping?’

Josh looked at his reflection. His eyes opened wide in astonishment. Sure enough all his blond hair had gone and a gleaming bald head was in its place which he thought looked so different but liked, in fact he loved it. However his blond facial hair which was never very heavy and besides he shaved every morning, looked very different. It was not just a very dark 5 o’clock shadow but it was a short bristle and seemed to take up half his face which in itself seemed bigger and wider. He then looked down his body and hardly noticed all the cum stains down his shirt. What he did see was that his body was almost wanting to bust out of his shirt. The shirt had been fine when he put it on but now not only could he see a pair. of man boobs but his belly was tightly pressed against his shirt and his arms  were almost ripping the sleeves open. Not only that but there was dark hair showing right up to his neck. Is this me he asked himself moving his hands around to make sure the reflection showed in the mirror. It was him. Gone was the boy next door look and in its place was a bald dark  guy with a thickening body.

‘I know it is me’ he thought ‘and somehow I like it.’

The barber said ‘You can’t leave here with that cum stained shirt. I think I can help you out, wait a mo.’

He went out the room and came back in with a battered bag.

One of my workies left this recently but hasn’t come back for it. It has a HiViz jacket inside plus some other things so you might as well take the lot. Look here’s the jacket.’

He pulled out a filthy jacket full of dark stains, some areas looked more black than yellow.

‘I can’t wear that’

‘Well you either put that on or everyone sees you’ve been having a good wank. Up to you mate.’

Josh took the jacket and thought

Christ where has this been its almost as if it’s been down a sewer.’

Gingerly he put it on. But it was too big.

‘Forget the size mate at least it will get you home.’

‘I’ll just leave the rest’ Josh said.

‘Oh no take the lot I don’t want it messing up my shop and beside I don’t want that smell around me. Tell you what since you gave me such a great blow job I won’t charge you and you can take the bag as a thank you from me. Now get the hell out and let me wipe my cock before the next workie comes in. You never know what he might be wanting.’

As Josh slunk home he was at first worried someone might recognise him but thought with his shiny scalped head, his now dark semi beard and thicker body plus the dirty HI Viz jacket no one would want him. Also the smell would put people off. However as he carried the bag not knowing what was inside, there was something about the smell that he started to like.

‘Christ it’s like a sewer but I am feeling turned on and he could feel his cock grow the more he breathed in the foul smell. ‘Thank God the jacket is covering me, just as well it is too big’ he thought as his cock inched its way down his leg.

Once home he took the jacket off and laid it across his bed, dumped the bag on the floor and found himself having to wank gain to get his cock back to normal. When he had cleaned himself up he felt so tired and took another gulp of the special water before undressing and collapsing on his bed under the jacket.

‘God I must have slept for hours he thought as the daylight poured in I’d better get up and prepare for college’ as he struggled out of bed. As he passed his mirror he suddenly halted and stood back to look at himself. He had to touch the mirror to know that it was him. The blond college guy had gone. In front of him stood a slob. He was now taller than yesterday, gone were the slim muscle legs. They now looked like hairy tree trunks, thick curly hair from his toes all the way up and around his crotch. But his crotch was massively thick with hairs and now he had a pair of very heavy balls. His nicely sized circumsized cock was longer and thicker and uncut. The dark hair continued all the way up and across his chest. The slight belly he had yesterday and now ballooned out to a full beer gut hanging over his belly and his man boobs almost needed a bra with huge fleshy nipples. The dark hair continued up and around his shoulders and as he turned in the mirror so it continued down his back and Christ his arse was a positive jungle. His head was still totally shaved and gleaming but the 2 days growth of beard was now thick and bushy. Staring at himself he panicked  and as he stared dumbfounded he could smell BO from somewhere. Christ it was him as he lifted his arm and smelled his now hairy armpits. ‘Its as though I have not washed for a week.

How the hell can I go out’ he thought ‘as none of my clothes will fit me, I not just big but I’m fat and almost craving for a beer.’

He then remembered he had worm the Hi Viz jacket the day before and it was what he thought way too big. Perhaps there were some clothes in the bag he could at least wear until he got to a shop.

Lifting up the bag he let the contents fall onto his bed and with the clothes came an avalanche of dirt. ‘What the hell is all this?’

As he checked through he saw a worn dirty and pissed stained jockstrap, the piss marks now almost brown. A dirty T shirt with holes under the armpits smeared with grease. A pair of HIViz trousers which were almost as black at the jacket, a thick belt, a pair of dirty thick socks that at one stage may have been white but now were grey and finally the items that had made the bag so heavy, a pair of waders caked in dirt.

‘How the hell can I go out in these but I have no option’ he thought. Firstly he put on the jockstrap which was a perfect fit and let his new cock fill it out. His cock stirred as he gave himself a hard grope. The T shirt was tight making his boobs stick out and his nipples so obvious, it was a bit short so when he put on the HiViz trouers his hairy  belly stuck out under and over the tight belt. Next the waders and he felt the rubber attaching itself to his legs as he pulled them up. Finally the jacket which today was a perfect fit. He walked back to the mirror to look and picked up the almost empty bottle to down the last few drops. He stood facing himself his legs wide apart, the waders almost rising to his groin so his crotch stuck out, his meaty hands jutting out from the jacket. And his belly dropping down over the belt. Instead of feeling disgusted at his look he smiled and felt that he looked right, he looked a fucking fat beery thicko workie and already he could see his crotch getting bigger and his cock more than semi erect.

Now he knew what he needed to do and where he needed to go.

Josh walked back to the building site he had passed a few days earlier and the guy was standing waiting and signing towards him.

‘I knew you’d be back Joe. This is where you are meant to be and shit, look at you, a right slob of a workie, perfect for us to get on with the job down the sewer. Get your hard hat on and let’s climb down. I lead the way and you follow

Josh did as he was told and climbed down into the sewer. The stench rising to meet him. Once down the lights were dim but as he stood and took in the foul smell so his cock started to grow. He fucking loved the smell and felt at home., giving his crotch a pull and his cock slid down over the waders.

I knew you’d love it down here Joe. I can see that cock of yours loves it too. So does mine, the Boss said unzipping his Hi Viz. I think you and I have a bit of unfinished business eh? Now get over here’

The Boss put out one of his dirty shit covered hands and grabbed Josh’s cock squeezing his balls tightly.

A nice package you got there Joe. I might want a bit of that later. Bet you love vthat dick of yours in the jockstrap with all that dried piss. That piss is mine mate so you can feel all that rubbing against you. Time we let that beer gut of your out. Bet you never thought you’d have a hairy gut that size. The Boss released the belt and opened up the HiViz trousers showing Josh’s thick pubes.

‘Now turn round and stand against the wall’ and with that the Boss pulled down the trousers so they rested on the top of the waders. Jesus that is one hairy arse you’ve got. I will need to really push my cock past all that bloody jungle. The Boss took his hands over the arse cheeks and prodded into his hole. Seems you have a good sized hole there Joe. You’ll need for my cock.

The Boss undid his own HiViz and let his cock spring out, gobbing onto the shaft and with his hand mixing the spit and the shit. Along the shaft.

Bet you love getting shafted win those waders and you can take in the sewer stench at the same time.

The Boss kicked Josh’s legs wider apart as he directed his cock into the hairy crevice, pulling his cheeks wider apart so as to take the thickness of his prick. As he slid in his cock so Josh pushed out his arse to take the length and bonce the Boss could feel his dick sliding up with the mix of spit and shit he brought his hairy hands around Josh’s waist.

Not much of a waist you have there now. One big heavy hairy beer belly.. Let me get my hands over this mass and squeeze you. As he rubbed his hands over Josh’s belly so he pushed his cock up to the hilt , their waders rubbing together.

This is it Joe, now who’s the fucking middle aged fat workie. We are both hairy HiViz blokes down the sewers and you fucking love it , eh.

Yes Boss go on keep humping me. I’m so fucking hard with that cock all the way up my hairy arse.’ Josh said as he took one of the boss’s hands and move it up to his boobs. ‘Go on work my big tits. My boobs are almost like a woman and I lobve them being worked over. That’s right really squeeze my nipples’

‘ A right fucking dirty workie you are. Shit man you haver me almost ready to come’ the Boss said as he was pummelling Josh with his dick while one hand squeezed his belly and the other pinched hard his tit..

‘I’m fucking giving you it mate and you’re gonna take every drop of my spunk’

With one final ram the Boss erupted his cum all the way up Josh’s arse.

You ain’t coming yet Joe. I want to have some that spunk of yours a bit later so you will just need to hold back or now. Besides now you are down the sewer it’s time for some work to be done. Life ain’t so bad is it. A belly like yours, stench of shit, dirty all the time and a right hairy bugger to boot in those fucking waders.’

‘ Thanks for all this Boss. I don’t want anything else.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Bigfoots

Brian Keene: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of crazy bear valley Keene: so these no-good outlaws are on the run from the law Keene: but Keene: they take a wrong turn Keene: into danger King: what kind of danger? Keene: bigfoots

Keene: its a no holds barred war to the death between cowboys and bigfoots Keene: cowboys, of course, have the advantage of intelligence and speed, as well as firearms Keene: but the bigfoots have the numbers

Keene: these bigfoots might just tear these cowboys to pieces Bram Stoker: oh but cowboys! Keene: whats the matter bram? you kill your cowboys all the time! Stoker: yeah but Stoker: i dunno, its different

King: how big are the bigfoots? Keene: eh pretty normal bigfoot sized, i'd say King: really? i expected they'd be bigger King: what about their feet? Keene: oh well, yeah, their feet are big Keene: like duh Keene: obviously

King: wait are their feet big compared to normal feet or big compared to bigfoot feet? Keene: normal King: so big compared to our feet? Keene: yes i Keene: you know the feet aren't really central to this story

Keene: ok so back to the story King: wait a second is it bigfoots or bigfeet? Poe: obviously, it's bigfoots Barker: what? that's insane edgar. it's obviously bigfeet King: no no i think edgar's right on this one Lovecraft: that doesn't make any sense Keene: so back to the story

Robert E Howard: howdy pardnas Keene: 2 Gun Bob! King: it's 2 Gun Bob! Lovecraft: 2 Gun Bob! Barker: 2 Gun Bob! Poe: whoa 2 gun bob! Stoker: OMG! 2 Gun Bob! Koontz: 2 Gun Bob! Howard: i reckon i got somethin' to say on the matter

Howard: when a cowpoke is a-ridin' through bigfoot country, he's gotta have his trusty six iron on his hip Howard: cuz ya might gotta wrassle some varmints Keene: you sound like you've had some experience with this Keene: with fighting bigfoots Barker: you mean bigfeet Keene: no

Howard: now if me an' my boys tangled with a posse of bigfoots, we'd give em a taste of the ol' pea shooter Keene: yeah but see, there's a lot of bigfoots Keene: way too many to shoot Howard: i ain't a-bothered, i'm a fast draw Howard: [twirling six shooter] possibly the fastest

JRR Tolkien: hello lads King: JRR Tolkien! what are YOU doing here? Tolkien: well i head something about Tolkien: BIG FEET Tolkien: big HAIRY feet perhaps? Tolkien: big hairy SMELLY feet? Tolkien: big gross hairy smelly feet with fur????

Keene: the story's not about big feet, it's about bigfoots Tolkien: Tolkien: oh Tolkien: how big are the bigfoots feet? Keene: normal sized Tolkien: normal for us or normal for bigfoots? Keene: you know what i'm just gonna call them sasquatchs going forward

[chubbycelebs]

The Factory of Fatties (Part 1)

It was a warm September morning with sun beaming down on the street where the opening of Mr Wonka's factory took place. The months before this moment were filled with excitement. Mr Wonka had released 5 golden tickets within his Wonka chocolate bars and whoever found these tickets got a free tour of his factory where even more sweet confections were made. There was so much excitement to see who the winners of this prize would be.

The first person to win was 20 year old Sam. Sam was an academic boy who focused on his studies at university. He would snack on Wonka bars when taking notes or writing assignments so when he opened the wrapper on a chocolate bar and was met with a golden ticket he was very surprised. Sam had dark blonde hair, quite tall and had a slight stubble covering his face. He had quite the lazy build, not fat but did have a slight gut as he didn't get out much due to all the readings and writing he has to do. He'd spend a lot of his days sitting around snacking and writing which didn't help his soft belly. This morning at the chocolate factory he was wearing a loose white t-shirt that covered his belly for the most part and some cream coloured shorts that hugged his little round bum very nicely. He was very excited to get a taste of some of Wonka's amazing chocolate and couldn't wait to eat it all.

Next to Sam were two much bigger lads: Matt and Will. Matt and Will, both 22, were two rugby lads, the typical rough around the edges bulky boys. They always loved competing against each other to see who was the best at something. The boys one evening had an eating contest of Wonka bars to see who could eat the most. Matt was quite trim with big strong arms and big shoulders whilst Will was bigger with a strong chest and thick thighs but also a soft strong belly. Matt would often tease Will for his bigger appetite which led to their stuffing contest. As the two boys were reaching the end of their pile of chocolate, they both opened up their bars to find a golden ticket. These two were so excited to go. Will loved to treat himself every so often to Wonka's sweet treats so going to his factory was his dream. Matt secretly enjoyed seeing Will eat and get bigger and bigger so he knew that this trip would be very exciting. They stood waiting outside the factory, Matt showing off his body with his compression shirt and joggers combo, hugging all the right places showing just how fit he was. Will decided to cover up more with a hoodie and joggers. He was used to covering up as Matt liked to tease him for his belly. "Don't stuff your face too much today big boy" Matt teased just this morning as they got ready to go to the factory giving his belly a little tap causing it to wobble.

Next to these two boys stood a very tall and very skinny boy with black hair and oversized clothes on, Henry. Henry wasn't much for going out, in fact he enjoyed spending most of his time playing video games at home. He loved escaping his world of disappointing his parents and always being alone and entering a more interesting fantasy world. At 19 Henry hadn't achieved much in his life but when he saw he won a golden ticket he knew this was his time to prove that he isn't a total failure and make it to the end of the factory tour hopefully winning something at the end.

The last boy in the line was a short round bellied chubby boy called Charlie. Charlie was the oldest there, 25, and by far the fattest. He loved Wonka's candy and he would eat it all day every day so when he won a ticket he was so excited to go see how it was made and hopefully get to try some new sweets. Charlie would get teased a lot for his weight, having always been a big guy he never found him self that attractive so instead he'd just eat. He wore a grafic t-shirt with the words "WONKA" written across it, however the shirt was too tight and had to be stretched over his soft chest and barely covering his hairy gut. He wore some much more comfortable joggers which still were tight around his thick body.

All the boys were stood in line ready to enter the world famous chocolate factory all wondering what was waiting for them when they entered. The doors slowly opened and the excitement built all around them. Out walked the very tall and very powerful Willy Wonka. He wore a purple suit with a tall top hat and a long cane and he marched confidently towards the boys. "Welcome my dear boys. What a joyous occasion it is to have you all here at my factory." He looked the line up and down, taking in all the boys and seeing their excitement. "You boys are very lucky to have won a ticket to my factory. We have some very exciting things in store for you," he said with a slightly mischievous grin. "Now, enough waiting. Should we get going?" Before waiting for an answer, he then turned right around and started walking back to the doors. All the boys followed him in and before they knew it they were cut off from the outside world, with only the unknown ahead of them.

They were walking down a really long and dark corridor with no windows or any sign of this being a chocolate factory. When they finally reached the end where there was a small door, about 3 feet high. The boys all looked at each other confused. Are they meant to squeeze through this small door? Wonka got his keys out and turned a lock in the door and pushed it open. A bright light came from the door but the boys couldn't see into it. "Well what are you waiting for? Go on!" Wonka said giving Charlie a tap on his jiggly arse with his cane. Charlie jumped slightly but then proceeded to try and squeeze through the door. Charlie, already being a rather round boy, struggled to get through. Both his belly and arse got stuck and the rest of the boys laughed at him as he wiggled through the small gap. Matt gave Will a nudge and pointed as Charlies fat arse wriggling, his arse crack peaking over the top of his tight joggers. Next was Will who also got slightly stuck in the door due to this bulky body. Matt gave him a slap on his arse and called him a pig with a chuckle. Next was Matt followed by Henry and finally Sam. As Sam entered he looked up and around the room. It was a room full of life. Plants everywhere and a large brown river in the centre of it. The room smelt sweet and a rumble could be heard coming from all the boys bellies as if none of them had eaten in days. Wonka finally entered the room and introduced them to it. "This my boys is the chocolate room where everything is edible. Eat whatever you want and whatever you can fit into your bellies." All the boys look confused. Will took a leave on a neighbouring plant and put it in his mouth skeptical. His eyes widened and he was shocked that it was a fruity gummy leaf.

"This is amazing" said while still chewing as he started picking more of the bush to each. All the other boys then jumped to life running around the room trying everything. Matt and Will had situated themselves by a tree eating the fruits off it then the leaves then the branches. They made a competition of who could eat more of the tree. Henry had found some mushrooms that were filled with cream. He was taking handfuls and stuffing them into his mouth with globs falling and landing onto his shirt. Charlie was digging up the ground, stuffing his face with the sweet grass and then the chocolate soil underneath. He couldn't get enough his belly and mouth were already covered in the rich chocolate dirt. Matt had seen the state of him and pointed it out to Will saying how much of a hog he is. Little did the Matt and Will know they also looked like hogs, both now having bloated full bellies. The two boys laughed and they carried eating the tree, stuffing themselves even further. Sam had made his way to the river side. He loved Wonkas chocolate so much and he could smell that this river was all melted chocolate. He got down on his knees and put his hand into the river and drank some of the chocolate. It was the best chocolate he'd ever tasted. It was rich yet sweet and so creamy it just slipped down his throat and into his belly. It covered his mouth and filled it up with the warm chocolate liquid. He had to go back for a second handful and then a third and he couldn't stop. He then put his face into the river just gulping as much of down as possible. The creamy warm liquid filled his mouth and belly. Sam came up for air as he licked his lips and his hands of the chocolatey goodness. He could feel the chocolate bloat his belly but he didn't care. It felt amazing as it filled him up.

Wonka then called all the boys over to show them something. All the boys ran over to where Wonka was. Matt and Will still eating the fruits and Henry licking his hands of the mushroom cream. All the boys were displaying fuller bellies having just spent a good portion of time just stuffing their faces with food, most noticeably Charlie who's already tight shirt had now ridden up teasing to show off his deep belly button. "I wanted to show you my workers here. If you look across the river bank you should be able to see those men." Over the river were men about 6 foot in high and all very well build with strong muscles. All the workers wore full orange latex suits showing off their great bodies. "These men work here 24/7 to help run this factory the best it possibly can. In return I give them the best life possible here in my factory. Without them I couldn't do any of this."

Just then a large rumble came from Sam's belly. Sam looked down and grabbed his soft torso. "My boy you can't still be hungry?" Wonka asked confused.

"No I think I'm just very full Wonka. To be honest I did drink a lot of the river" Sam replied pointing to the river bank whilst still clutching his belly. "Your chocolate is just amazing."

"Oh dear my boy I forgot to say, you mustn't drink straight from the river its far to fatty for consumption at this stage. Can't believe i forgot to mention." Sam looked panicked at Wonka as he said this.

"Well whats going to happen to me?" Sam said slightly worried as his belly continued to rumble loudly.

"Oh hopefully nothing too crazy. Maybe put on a few pounds but nothing huge-" Wonka was cut off as if right on queue as Sam's belly began to push outwards. His already soft belly was now growing softer and fatter. His chest got fuller too pushing against his shirt which was becoming tighter by the second. His legs and arse were also filling his tight shorts quickly. Sams was panicking now. This was quickly becoming more than a few pounds. He grabbed his ever expanding belly and shook it as he looked at Wonka who was just smiling at him. His shirt now was riding up belly showing off his snail trail rising higher and higher till his deep belly button popped out. A snap could be heard from under his round belly as his shorts couldn't hold his expanding waist anymore and the button popped off flying across the room. The seams on the side of his shorts were stretching and splitting by his arse. His shirt rode further up exposing the fat boys round hairy gut which wobbled as it grew outwards. Now the shirt resembled that of a bra supporting his large moobs which grew fatter and fatter by the second. His love handles grew wider as well as his hips which became too much for his poor shorts which split into shreds exposing his tight pink underwear he was wearing. Following this was his shirt ripped into pieces leaving his chest to giggle on top of his huge belly. His fat round cheeks turned pink with embarrassment as he felt his almost naked enlarged body on show to everyone. All his limbs had filled with soft lard causing him to jiggle as he looked around at his new huge body. The rest of the group looked at him in shock, and for some enjoyment. Matt was smiling at him looking longingly at Sam's huge fat arse with a strong boner forming in his pants. Sam's growth seemed to slowly come to an end, jiggling to a halt. He now stood at about 600lbs now in tiny pink underwear where the seams were stretched to the max, barely keeping his naked fat body from show. "WONKA WHATS HAPPENED TO ME?!?!? I'M FUCKING MASSIVE" Sam said feeling his belly and his new tits.

"Well yes you are quite big. Much bigger then I would've thought as well. You must have been a little pig and drank loads of my river huh?" Wonka said looking at the fat boy up and down. Sam went bright red in embarrassment. "Right well what to do with a big hog like you then? You can either carry on the tour but I must warn you it's quite the walk and i'm not sure you will fit through a lot of the door ways. I can send you back home now like this?"

"I cant leave looking like this? Are you joking? I was only 160lbs when I entered I'll never hear the end of it"

"You were at least 200lbs when we entered chubs don't lie" Matt chimed up still fixated on Sams huge curves. Sam looked very embarrassed knowing that Matt was right.

"Yes well I guess questions will be asked how you got so... bulky." Wonka took some time to think looking at Sam's huge belly and circling round to his round buttocks. "Well I guess you could become one of my workers? You could become a taste tester? All you do is sit and eat all day and I'm sure you are used to that. You'll be given free accommodation and free food of course."

"You mean I'm stuck like this? You don't have a thing that can burn all this fat?" Sam asked now more defeated.

"I'm afraid not my big boy. The only way to lose this is intense exercise and a diet which demands great will power, which we know you don't have."

"I guess i have no choice then. I'll work for you then Wonka." Sam said now having to accept his fate as a new fat boy.

"Perfect. I'll have my workers take you to the taste testers immediately. You'll fit in just perfectly with the rest of them." Just then a well build strong worker walked up to Sam and grabbed his hand. He started walking towards a larger door then where they entered and led Sam through there, with Sam waddling behind him. All the extra movement led for Sam's remaining clothes to tear apart, leaving nothing to the imagination. Lucky for him his large gut covered his front, but is huge ass was on show jiggling with every move. As they were leaving the rest of the group could see Sams body jiggle and also see the workers excitement at the sight of his. The worker gave his arse a good smack as the doors closed on them. "Oh i do like to give my workers some fun. Right shall we move on then boys?" Wonka said looking at the four boys left. They all were still shocked by what they just saw but were happy to move on.

Matt turned to Will and said "I'm just saying it was a matter of time before he got huge. Wont be surprised if that pig there will follow suit" pointing over to Charlie. Will laughed at him and agreed.

The group then left the chocolate room with just the memories of their big friend Sam. Sam quickly learnt that he can enjoy his new size with the worker taking him to a private room. He showed him just how sexy his new body was Sam soon was begging for more food to keep him nice and plump. I guess some men are into big guys...

So I'm starting this new series about a group of boys who enter wonkas factory and im sure you can figure out what happens next. This is part 1 of 4 (not sure yet) so please show some love if you want the next parts. These take quite a lot of time to write so would love to see some support. Thank you and hope you enjoy!

[valdomarx]

"That's the picture you chose to hang on your wall for years?" Roy throws up his hands. "That one?"

Jamie beams at the peeling poster of Roy, shaggy-haired and gruff. "It's good, innit? Well fucking sexy."

Roy spins around to face him. "I beg your fucking pardon?"

He looks more mystified than angry, and Jamie can't resist a bit of banter. "Oh, yeah, that poster was my sexual awakening. Can't tell you how inspirational it was to me when I were a lad." He waggles his eyebrows to underline the point.

Roy gawps at him. "Did you hit your fucking head?"

"No! Well, yeah. But only a few times. Fuckin' Isaac and his team pillow fights." Jamie shakes his head. "It is sexy, though. You've got this big hairy wild man thing going on. It's hot."

Roy turns back to face the poster again, staring at it as if it holds the secrets to the universe. "That's what did it for you?"

"Still does, if I'm honest, mate."

Jamie is delighted to see a blush creeping up the back of Roy's neck. Well, either it's a blush or he's fucking furious. Could go either way.

"I look like a fucking muppet."

Jamie squints at the poster. There is something vaguely reminiscent of Sam the Eagle about it. "True." He looks back to Roy, who has a better haircut now but the same glowering eyebrows. "It's still sexy though."

"Why? Why the fuck would you be into that?"

Jamie gives him a lopsided grin. "Cause it's you, innit?"

[octuscle]

Uhm chronivac support?

I have a bit of a personal request. You see, I love body hair and facial hair. i L O V E it. But i am at a bit of an impasse. I have not a whole lot of body hair and I can't really grow anything on my face that isn't patchy.

Most preset I see only gives 5 o'clock shadow so I wondered if they're were any presets or package I could use to make sure I grow hairy and have a luxurious beard and a nice stache?

I want to be beastly, bearish. I want to be able to stay warm withou any shirts on. I want to be so hairy that I need to comb my fur.

The first thing you notice in the morning when you brush your teeth is your hair under your armpits. You had trimmed them a few days ago… And now there is a bush again. Shit, you're already late anyway, the first lecture starts in 20 minutes, you'll take care of that later.

During the lecture you are totally unfocused. What do you care about European history… You are interested in your dick. It is permanently hard. Shit, you mumble an apology and disappear to the toilet. You've never jerked off on campus. But once is the first time. As you open your pants, you smell a waft of sweat and musk. Your cock is hairy, your balls are hairy, your pubic hair is bushy. It doesn't take you long to cum. And your cum clumps the hair around your cock. You rub your smeared hand on your fine rib undershirt. Fuck, didn't you have a normal t-shirt on today? No, you always wear wifebeater. You open the second button of your button-down oxford shirt, so that your undershirt is visible. There are a few hairs curling on your chest.

With effort you have struggled through the morning. Now you're hungry. A ravenous appetite. But not for the vegan organic crap from the cafeteria. You get into your Prius and drive to a diner. It smells like barbecue and frying fat. Yes, that's what you're hungry for now. A huge portion of spare ribs and fries. And a large Coke. With sugar. No diet crap. As the waitress serves the portion, you can already see that the meal is going to be a mess. The sauce looks delicious. And there's plenty of it. To be on the safe side, you take off your shirt and hang it over the back of the chair. Most of the other guests seem to be long-distance drivers, they don't care. The waitress doesn't either. After the third portion is served, she even pats you on the head and says she loves a big lad with a good appetite. The patting feels strange. You run your sauce-smeared hand first over your stained undershirt and then over your head. "Wayul, it gist feels lahk whut uh bald head feels lahk," you mumble to yourself as the food rests hang in your beard.

The third serving is also your last. Fuck, now you're finally full. Your belly is bulging out between the waistband of your jeans and your wifebeater. You tuck your hairy belly and let out a mega burp. Yelling, laughing, applause in the diner. You laugh too. In a booming bass. You also have to fart. But you go to the bathroom to do it. You also have to piss before you have to go back on the road. You wash out your sauce-smeared undershirt briefly in the sink and hang it on your belt. It dries in the breeze afterwards.

Back at your seat, there's a college boy. Clean-shaven with a freshly ironed shirt. Wimp! You tell him he's sitting in your chair. He looks up at you.

The arrogant snob says that maybe it used to be your chair and if your seat wasn't on some combine. You bend down to him, pull your jeans vest off the back of his chair and maybe you wouldn't have had to press your armpit on his face. But you're just a dumb, clumsy trucker, not a cool college boy. You bend down to him again after you have put on the vest, burp in his face and mumble an "'Scuse may, mister".

You say goodbye to Maggie with a kiss on the cheek. She is your favorite waitress. It's always nice when a tour brings you here. But now you have to go. Your 36-ton baby has to get to Austin today.

Best bears always @once-a-cub

[bigwishes]

Since I heard you’ve got a few of those vials back in stock - perhaps I could get some for this new group of lads I’ve taken on for the year. Hopefully it’ll give my team the edge!

Sure thing coach! anything for a friend. Although surely you know that players "enhancing" themselves never goes the way they want it to, but no matter all your players have already picked out a vial from the shop.

Thought they'd all get the same vial? nah not enough of this stuff to go around but why dont we check in with some of your players to see how they are going.

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First there is Kyle, a block you were hoping to be your star player of the season, 7ft tall with the same amount of muscle as some of the blokes training for Mr Olympia! all at the age of 24, the dude sure was going places on the field, playing ruby he could basically just carry the ball from one side of the field to the other, anyone who'd try to tackle him would basically just bounce right off. I see he took a vial called "Prince Power". A pretty unusal choice for a guy that massive to pick up a vial like this but hey who am I to judge.

I see Kyle has shrunk down from 7ft to 5 and all that muscle seems to have evaporated. I guess he didn't read the back of the bottle or maybe he wanted a change of scene because "Prince Power" turns whoever drinks it into a power bottom who drools at the smell of another mans musk and needs a big strong knight in shining armour to come rescue him from practically anything...yeah he might be useless on the field now, unless you want to take one of the enemy players off the field by having Kyle here..."distract" him behind the goals half way through the game.

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We of course also have Tyler, a bloke who only really started trying to get big when you signed him for his skills. 22 and 5.5ft the guy wasn't much wider than a twig which is why I think "Wall 'o' Mass" caught his eye, very popular in the muscle fetish community but providing Tyler is good at math he should be able to work out the correct dosage lets check on him now.

Wow he has really beefed all the way up in a matter of hours, good for him, 1/4 of a bottle was a good starting point now he can-.....what's that? Tyler took more? well I'm sure he didn't- oh, he wanted to be bigger than Kyle and be the new star player? SO HE DRANK THE WHOLE BOTTLE? man someone get this man a couch to get comfortable because I give it 40 minutes before he is swollen into a massive meathead who is unable to move, well the vial wasn't called "Wall 'o' Mass" for nothing, drinking the whole thing means you'll turn into a bodybuilder so big all you can do is flex, a literal wall of mass.

Boy will he be kicking himself when he finds out what happened to Kyle, bro threw away his mobility for nothing.

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What about Jake? well Jake did the smart thing, he wanted enough mass to be able to move freely but also drop anyone who tried to tackle him, so I sent him over to our Bear section, although I can't tell you which one he took I was busy taking stock in the back.

The man is definitely going through some changes, nice muscle growth definition, I see he has become insanely hairy. What else will happen? well let's check which one he took now that I'm free, hmmm, oh man, none of your players are fucking smart are they bro, Jake could have taken anything off the shelf to get the results he wanted but he had to take "Wild Bear". No that doesn't mean he's a bear with a wild partying side. Let's put it this way man, I'd hide any cans of salmon you got lying around and maybe send animal control around to his house in the morning, looks like the zoo will be getting a new exhibit and you'll be looking for a new player.

[private85]

[kidsinsaturn]

uchiha dick headcanons pt 2

[🗼] requests open!! image ref

characters: itachi uchiha; madara uchiha

genre: nsfw

warning: none, just dicks; breeding kink

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-itachi grrr has the prettiest cock out there because hello ?? he has the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes, prettiest face in general so it's only obvious he has the prettiest dick

-his length is 8 inches, nice and long because he is tall and slim so we all know what happens to those kind of lads,,,

-his cock is not too thick but his girth is just perfect considering his long length

-his head is a nice shady pink and his head is just so pretty I don't even have words sorry my lack of vocabulary is not doing him justice

-his skin down there is just as smooth as the rest of his pale skin, and itachi is very sensitive so even the lightest touch starts getting him hard

-his balls aren't that big but they too get hard with all the cum hahah uchiha breeding kink go grrrr

-he is kind of hairy but he always tries to keep it nice and trims it every other day especially if he is being sexually active

-following the image I attached above, number 1 and 6 are what I imagine itachi's pp

-prettiest cock for prettiest man

-madaraaa here has one powerful cock deserving of the clan leader

-around 7 inches but is sooo thick and warm heheh

-his girth resembles that of a fist, it's so fat only the head is already making you full ayayayay

-I feel like his cock feels really heavy when you grab it and sometimes when madara is hard, there is a bulge in his pants which is why his armor covers his crotch

-his head is slightly bigger than the rest of his cock and is very round, it is the same color than the rest of his skin

-his pubes are just as wild as his hair lmao, he is the hairiest uchiha so he has to be constantly trimming if not it gets really messy, madara doesn't really like doing it but he'd doing if he is seeing someone aaa

-his dick has some veins around it that just feel nice and they sometimes throb when he is thrusting in too hard

-his balls are nice and heavy my goood he really does have heavy balls which why he never sits crossing his legs because he can hurt himself pfff

[transgortash]

who up thankin abt fat hairy bellies

ALWAYS.... not to get tender on a horny ask but like... absolutely astounding how much content u can actually find where artists will draw your faves fat. like in other fandoms i've basically just had to sit and keep the chubby lads in my brain. but the amount of artists i've seen drawing fat gale, gortash, halsin⁉️ i've also seen some gorgeous big karlachs. fucking love this tiny corner of the bg3 fandom ngl

[isaactheterrible]

could you write about sniper and demo bragging to each other about how many cryptids they’ve seen,, and then eventually arguing about which cryptids are real or not? I think it would be swag,, also I like your header

Thank you so much! (Also this request is freaking awesome, I hope I did a good job).

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Demo + Sniper: The Cryptid Discussion

Sniper didn't like the cold. But it was simply one of these nights. The wind blew cold air that invaded his van and the road outside was freezing. He hated these nights, cold and alone, desperately holding onto a far-too-thin blanket for any semblance of warmth.

But tonight was bound to be different. To Mundy's surprise the Scotts Man, Tavish had decided to come on by, probably looking for his drinking buddy for the night. The tall man came in , closing the door quickly but carefully as to not damage the two bottles of whiskey he was holding, one in each hand.

"Nice place ye got here, the cobwebs are a nice touch." Said Tavish as he made himself at home, sitting down on Sniper's table. To his dismay it appears his drinking buddy seemed tense, paying little mind to the Scotts man.

"What's up Mundy? Not in a talkative mood are ye? C'mon sit down lad, I got a story to tell ye." He insisted, gesturing to the seat beside him. Mundy did as he was told which Demo took as a signal to start his story.

"Well ye see, I reunited with an old friend recently, I was visiting me mum and I decided to go out with some lads I hadn't seen for a minute, the lot of us went out to get pissed (drunk) and next thing we know we're out on some dock, so I open me eyes to take a look around and you'll never guess what I saw! There's freaking Morag out in the water!"

"Morag?" Sniper asked clearly confused

"Ye know dirty dark brown skin, long neck, serpentine head, 20 feet long, Morag!" He said looking almost baffled at Sniper's ignorance

"Wait, is that some kind of cryptid you have over in Scotland?" Sniper tried to clarify

"Aye, I guess it makes sense ye wouldn't know 'im. I've seen 'im before, back when I had both me eyes, I was a wee (young) lad back then tho. In me paw's (father's) boat, the damn thing swam around us like it was gonna attack us! Gave me a bloody heart attack! Almost peed meself!" Demo joked

"Ye know I understand if ye don't believe me or think I was just a wee lad or drunk. Most people think I'm full of it." Demo said, looking down at his whisky, appearing a bit ashamed to have said his story aloud.

"Don't worry I believe ya mate. I... I've had my own fair share of... Bizarre experiences." Mundy said tensing up a bit.

"I used to go hunting with my ma when I was younger but one time I decided to go out alone, ya see in Australia there is the myth of the Yowie. You see it's said that out in the Australian wilderness there is a large hairy dumb bipedal creature, kinda like bigfoot. A big but harmless cryptid, a gentle giant but I know the truth. It ain't stupid and it sure as shit ain't peaceful."

The pain in Sniper's voice was evident but Demoman knew Mundy had difficulties talking about things like these, maybe if it was later in the night or maybe if the pair was drunker they could talk about it but not now, not like this.

"Ye know, Morag ain't the only spook I've come across." Demo joked, receiving a hesitant chuckle from Sniper.

"Ya seen any other creepy critters?"

"Have ye heard of the Alien Big Cats?" Demoman asked playfully

"Spooky motherfuckers, black cats the size of cows! They killed me mum's sheep." Demo proclaimed proudly

"You sure it wasn't a wolf or hell even a panther?" Asked sniper

"Panther? In Scotland? Ha! Don't make me laugh lad, these spooks ain't no panther and they sure as hell ain't no wolf. I've seen 'em stalking their prey with their biddy yellow little eyes... They attacked me friend Jean!"

"Ah is she alright?"

"Nah she died, it was cancer tho not them damn cats. She fought 'em off! Hit 'em with her cane! They didn't know who they were messin with!"

"I'm sorry for your loss mate." Sniper said awkwardly, not really knowing how to console someone.

"Is alright lad, Jean was a strong lady, fought it to the very end, those damn cats never stood a chance! Attacking a woman with a cane! Those damn felines!" Demo joked

"Hehe, damn cats. Ya know me and my dad got attacked by a cryptid once. The two of us were returning home from the cinema when a damn 6ft tall lizard came at us! We had to hole up in a damn public loo (toilet)! Waiting for that thing to get bored and leave!" Sniper explained

"That's not a cryptid, that's a damn Komodo Dragon!" Demo complained

"Says the guy who lost sheep to a glorified bobcat!" Sniper responded angrily

"I told ye already it ain't no bobcat, it's an alien!"

"Bollocks! What, these animals build their own spaceship to travel to earth? To do what exactly? Eat some sheep and get beaten up with canes?" Mundy argued

Demo looked away shyly, failing to come up with a witty comeback or an intelligent argument. Sniper had to admit it, it made him ashamed to hurt his friend, even if his friend started it. He didn't mean to put Demo in a difficult position.

"Ya know, I was young when the lizard attacked us. My dad probably told me it was the Megalavia to make me feel better, it was probably a croc or something." Sniper said, trying to improve his friend's mood.

"I thought these only existed in Florida." Demo joked

"Maybe they're an old-wives tale. A myth." Sniper said, a sly smile on his face, showing off his crooked teeth

"Ha! that'd explain how big these bastards get! Toothy fucks!"

"You're a good sport, mate."

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Did y'all spot the ICP reference?

[captainlondonman]

TRUCK DRIVER DAN

TRUCK DRIVER DAN

Dan climbed into his truck. It was going to be a long day but the money would be good. He was 40 looked bloody great for his age with shaved head , always a couple of days facial growth which gave him a rough edge, good stocky build, one arm covered in tats and he always thought when he looked in the mirror he could get his rocks off with anyone when he wanted. He was always in HiViz clothes and found guys really got off having sex with a lad in Hi Viz. Most liked that dirty manly look. He had started wearing a thick steel cock ring and as he always wore joggers it made his already big dick look even better. It always seemed to make him horny and ready for action. When seen from the side it looked like a tent pole and he loved the ways both sexes stared at his dick. Sometime he would do a short run so his dick bobbed up and down. He was certain that some guys went straight off for a wank jealous at the size of his dick with the ring on.

 As he got into the lorry he took off his jacket but kept on the Hi Viz waistcoat. As he was sitting there alone with only the waistcoat and no T shirt he could look down and admire his dark curling hairy chest.

 ‘Better get going’ he thought. He set off and got onto the road realising after an hour that he could do with some gum and have a piss, so drove into the petrol station. He walked in and saw behind the counter a big guy, 6’4”, muscle and moustache.

‘Yeah mate, what do you want.’

‘Just some gum’ Dan replied picking up his favourite. ‘You got a toilet. Needing a piss.’

‘No prob mate. Go round the back and you’ll see where to go.’

‘Thanks man,’ he said giving his crotch a rub and noticing the bloke dropped his eyes to look.

Dan found the outside building and went in .There were only two stalls, so he kept the door open as he was the only one there and pulled down his joggers to start a good long heavy piss.

‘Fucking great cock’, he thought to himself, ‘the only problem is this cock ring makes me always horny.’

As he looked down he saw a good size glory hole in the partition. He was almost finishing his piss, when the outside door opened and he was aware someone was in the next cubicle. He was giving his dick a good shake ready to load it back into his joggers when a finger came through the hole beckoning him over and then a few seconds later it vanished and a bloke’s tongue came through. Seeing the guy’s saliva dripping on to the floor made Dan’s cock start to rise. Never pass by a good cock suck he thought, as he put his hand over his meaty dick for a good stroke. He moved forwards and let his cock through the hole, just wide enough for his monster. The moment it was through he felt the guy’s lips over his head, licking and spitting loads of saliva onto the tip. He could feel the heat of the guys breath as his mouth moved over Dan’s shaft.

This guy has sucked a few cocks before Dan thought feeling his cock extend out to its full length, the blood surging through his hard on. Dan pressed himself against the cubicle so his entire manhood was on the other side for the bloke to get down his throat. He felt it slip down the throat as the bloke gagged slightly with the massiveness but it did not stop him. In fact the guy wanted it all and soon started moving his mouth up and down slowly letting his spit grease the cock. The more spit the more he started to quicken . Dan could feel his thick lips sliding up and down the shaft, and groaning with pleasure. Hearing the noises made Dan even more horny and he could imagine the guy on the other with his flies open, his cock out stroking it harder and harder the more he sucked Dan.

‘Fuck man, I’m ready to cum. There’s plenty of cum for you to swallow.’ The guy groaned even more hearing this.

‘Shit man, I’m coming,’ his body tensed as he could feel his cum rise from his hanging balls and coarse through his prick.

‘Yeah man here it is’, and with that he arched his body and thrust forward against the partition so the guy could take every last bit of cum that was streaming out of his prick.

He then heard the guy give a massive groan and could imagine him coming all over the partition.

Wiping his dick he pushed his cock back into his joggers and walked round to see who had been sucking him off. It was the shopkeeper looking up at Dan smirking from one side of his face to another

‘I’d hoped it was you mate’ he said as he pulled the guy and into him kissing and tonguing so Dan could feel some of his own  cum tasting it and swallowing the mix of cum and spit.

‘That’s some cock you’ve got there and I love the cock ring. Shit makes you so bloody huge.’

‘I’ll be coming back this way on my way to the depot so be ready to close up as that arse of yours will feel my ring up against your cheeks.’

Dan patted the guys bum and winked as he walked out .

‘Don’t worry Ill be ready.’

Dan got back into the lorry. Christ that was good stop off. He looked down to see a cum stain on his joggers.

Just hope that stain dries up before I get to my pick up.

After a couple of hours he turned up at the house to collect furniture from a couple who were moving home. The wife came out to greet him.

‘Shame I’m not into women he thought, she ain’t bad.’

Blond, good figure having clearly worked out and well dressed.

‘Come in and have a coffee first’ she said ‘my husband is up in the attic sorting things out.’

Whilst he was having his coffee the husband walked in.

‘Hi, name’s Rob’ giving Dan a good firm handshake.

‘Shit what a good looking couple.’

Rob was more than 6ft, dark with heavy facial growth, rugby build wearing jeans and polo top showing off well honed hairy arms.

I see my lovely wife’s given you a coffee, as he moved to put his arm around her and kiss her on the cheek. We have quite a lot to load for the new house. I see you are on your own so no probs I’ll help you. Just as well I was at the gym earlier.’

The two blokes went round the house lifting all the marked items and loading them onto the lorry. Dan could see Rob’s muscles every time a heavy piece of furniture was lifted.

Once all was loaded, Rob said.

‘I reckon I should come with you if that’s OK as you will need help at the other end to offload. We should be able to get there before dark . Are you OK with that?’

‘Sure Dan responded. ‘It would certainly help shift all this into the house.’

‘Is that OK darling?’ he looked at his wife almost with guilt at leaving her.

‘Its OK, let me know when you get there,’ as she put her arms around him and kissed.

The two men got into the van and drove off. Both were keen on football and rugby so had a lot of banter to share and it made the journey easier until they got behind a pile up on the main road.

 ‘Shit this is not moving. Not sure how long this journey will now take us.’

A couple of hours they were still there with police cars and ambulances going up and down.

‘Look’ Rob said ‘we are never going to make it on time for you to finish. I’m really sorry about all this. I know there’s a motel a mile down the road from here. What say you, we park up for the night and rest then start early tomorrow. I’ll call my wife and let her know.’

They checked into the motel but there was only one room available.

‘Is that OK with you Dan. Just hope you don’t snore too much. It’s just for the night. The room was small with 2 single beds but neither minded having been delayed so much.

Rob took off his polo revealing a well honed chest and covered in thick black hair and then his jeans so Dan could see his strong legs and a definite bulge in his boxers.

‘Just like being on a rugby weekend’ he joked.

‘Christ that’s some hot bod’ Dan said to himself. ‘Pity the guy is so straight’

As Dan dropped his joggers Rob looked across and saw Dan’s cock but more so his eyes took in the cock ring.

‘I see you’re wearing a cock ring, Dan. It certainly pushes out your cock and thickens iot but looks as if you got a thick one anyway. I’ve always wanted to try one but never done it. Not sure what the wife might say. She’d probably think it a bit of a gay thing.’

‘Well’ Dan said, ‘your wife’s not here so I’ll take mine off and you can try it on.’

‘Are you sure?’

‘No probs’ he replied as he worked his cock and balls in front of Rob and slipped it off.

‘Just need to make sure you get it on when your cock isn’t hard, mate.’

‘I’ll give it a go. I saw how you took it off so I’ll try

Dan joked ‘Well if you need some help’

Rob looked a bit embarrassed.

After a bit of an effort the thick steel cock ring was on nestling in among Robs thick pubes

‘Looks good on you mate. You have a great size of cock to begin with but it certainly now makes you look fairly massive.’

‘Shit it certainly starts to make you feel a bit horny, Dan.’ Rob said looking down at his rapidly lengthening dick.

‘Not sure if it’s the pressure on the balls and the cock but God knows how you manage to keep it down.’

Dan replied ‘Don’t worry it takes little for me to get a knob on wearing it.’

Rob was standing there naked his cock now fully erect, and he started stroking his balls.

‘Christ it feels fucking fantastic, but no way I can get it off like this’.

‘Well maybe you’ll need to cum first.’ Dan joked.

Rob looked at Dan’s cock. ‘Well it looks as if your cock doesn’t need the ring to get it stiff. That’s some size of cock you’ve got there.’

Well maybe we should do something about it. Your wife’s not here to service you but I am’

With that Dan moved across and sank to his knees looking up at Rob.

‘Us Rugby lads know how to look after one another’ he said taking hold of Robs stiff cock.

‘Hoped you’d say that, Dan’

Dan took hold of Rob’s balls playing with them and giving them a sharp pull making Rob wince.

‘You like that Rob’

‘Sure do carry on. You can squeeze them all you want and the more the better for me’

Dan let his tongue rim the head of Robs cock soaking it with his saliva. He was in no rush after all they had the whole night.

Rob took hold of Dan’s head and started guiding it into the shaft slowly moving his hips into Dan’s face. Dan knew how to suck and moved his face in to take the pulsating cock fully down his throat and at the same time placing his arms around Rob’s arse to squeeze and push open his cheeks.

As he sucked with Rob pushing Dans head faster and faster down the shaft, so Dan used one and then two fingers to enter Rob’s hole. Rob was groaning with lust and started moving his arse outwards to allow Dan’s fingers to penetrate further

Dan withdrew his mouth and stood up to face Rob who placed his hands on Dan’s face pulling him to let his tongue go down his throat in a passionate kiss.

Dan looked Rob in the eye

‘You seemed to like my fingers up your arse. The way you moved your bum makes me think you want a bit more than just fingers. I’ve a fucking solid dick here that is ready to get inside you and believe me I ‘ll give you the orgasm of a lifetime.’

‘Not sure I can take you Dan.’

‘Look mate, you may be happily married but I know a guy who wants a fuck when I see one and that nice hairy arse of yours wants one. Am I right?’

‘Yes. I use a dildo at home but every now and again, shit, I want a cock all the way up me.’

‘Then you’ve got the right man’

Dan turned Rob round and knelt at his arse exploring the opening with his tongue, letting his saliva drop on to his fingers which he inserted to moisten the hole opening. That alone was making Rob groan and move his arse out to take Dan’s full fingers.

Standing up Dan let gob after gob drip onto his cock which he slowly massaged along the length of his shaft and then taking hold of Robs thighs started pushing the head of his cock into Rob’s crack.

The spit and massage and Rob’s urge to be fucked allowed Dan’s thick head to enter the hole.

‘Christ,’ moaned Rob, ‘this is much bigger than my dildo.’

‘Of course you idiot ,this is real cock and you don’t get spurt after spurt of cum up your arse.’

Dan started sliding his dick up to the hilt, and Ron knew he wanted the full length as he shoved his arse further and further into Dan’s cock.

‘For a hetero you sure love cock, man.’

‘It’s this cock ring I’ve got on.’

‘Don’t give me that crap, I ain’t the first cock that has fucked you the way you are wiggling your bum. No need to make excuses. Just relax and I’ll make sure this is your best fuck ever.’

As Dan started to slide back and forth so he brought his hands round to grasp Robs cock.

‘Shit man this is rock hard. You must be bursting to cum.’

‘This ring is making me so fucking horny  the pressure is making me want to explode.’

Hearing this made Dan ram his cock in and out grabbing Robs dick and start to wank him furiously

‘Knowing that you’re hetero makes me want to come all the way you man as I know you can never get this from that pretty wife of yours.’

‘Forget my wife and fuck me Dan, I want to feel your cum surging all the way up my arse. Make sure you wank me faster as I’m ready to come.’

‘So am I. Wait for it, I’m coming’

With that Dan shot load after load of spunk into Rob and with one final stroke Rob erupted his load across the room, steaming white cum.

The two of them collapsed on the bed, Dan slowly taking his cock out and the two men lying exhausted side by side.

‘We’re not to sleep until I have sucked you off Dan, as I want to make the most of feeling your ring around my cock and balls so don’t relax for too long.’

It did not take long before Rob felt his prick start to tingle again and went down on Dan.

The next morning the two men untangled from each other.

‘Looks like that ring of mine belongs to you now Rob.’

‘You mean it?’

‘Sure but on one condition. Don’t wear it for your wife, keep it only for the blokes. That way you’ll have the best sex. Bet now you have it you’ll be seeking out the boys

`Maybe but one thing’s for certain I won’t get as good a fuck as you gave me.’

‘You’re right about that’

With that the two men dressed, Rob really pleased with the large bulge his cock was making in his jeans.

‘Shit not sure I can go around with a bulge like this.’

‘Just take it off before you see your wife and put it on next time you are playing rugby. Bet at least one the lads will have you in the showers.’

‘Bloody well hope so,’ Rob replied.

The two guys left their night of sex and got back into the truck to take all the furniture to Robs new house

When they had unloaded, Rob slipped off to remove the cock ring before his wife arrived.

‘Not such a bulge now Rob, but you’ve a great dick and I know what is in those pants of yours.’

‘Lets exchange numbers and next time you are passing make sure you give me time to get the ring on and grease my arse. Ill be ready for you.’

‘Don’t worry mate I promise you that I’ll be back as that fuck was something else.’

 Dan got into the truck and drove off as had arranged to see a couple of his mates at one of the pit stops for their monthly get together of cards and chat. Before parking up he opened the glove compartment and pulled out another cock ring.

‘Always best to carry a spare’ he said as he lowered his joggers flipping out his thick cock and balls and squeezing into it.

‘I like a ring on makes me feel ready for anything’ he told himself.

The guys were standing waiting for him to park up as they usually got into the back of Dan’s truck to play cards.

Jono was a young lad quite new to long distance driving, short hair and always in Hi Viz gear even if he did not need to wear it. He just loved being in full Hi Viz. Made him feel a good workie.

Steve was an older guy who’d been on the roads for ages, late 40s with shaved head and full of tattoos. Always wore hi viz waistcoat and no T shirt so he could show off a bit of a beer belly. He kept his jeans cinched high with a thick belt tight so you could see the outline of his cock and balls inching down his left leg.

‘Sorry I’m late lads’ Dan said with a smile, ‘got caught up on a trip.’

They got into the back of the truck and closed the door getting a pack of cards out to start.

‘So guys what have you been up to in the last few weeks. Can’t imagine for one minute you’ve been acting like virgins. Come on Steve you first.’

‘Sorry Dan but it’s been a quiet time . A couple of weeks ago I picked up a hunky blond student who was looking for a lift. Good looking lad with great bod. Looked as straight as they come and was going on about seeing his girlfriend. Anyway I decided to see what could happen and driving along started stroking my nipples and giving them a bit of a pull while talking to him. The problem was by doing that I immediately got a real boner and I could see it starting to stick up through my jeans. I thought what the fuck, I might as well show him what I’ve got so I gave myself a good grope making my cock even more obvious. The guy looked down with his eyes hooked on my dick and he gave his own a hefty grab.

‘It will be while before I see my girlfriend’ he said ‘but seeing that cock of your has made me feel bloody horny.’

I replied ‘Well I’m driving mate but that doesn’t stop you giving me a blow job.’ I pulled my zip down and let my cock flip out

‘Might as well get your own out and wank while your sucking me off’

‘Sure thing mate, you’re the driver so I want to make sure I pay you back a bit.’

I tell you whatever that guy said about his girlfriend he’d taken cock more than once before. It was no time before his mouth all all the way down my shaft and I could feel his spit make it really moist. Shit it was difficult to drive especially as I wanted to see him wanking himself His head bobbed up and down as if he’d never seem cock and the faster he sucked the quicker he wanked.

‘Christ boi I’m ready and you need to take all my cum as I don’t want it over the truck. He kept his head down the full length as I came and shit did he get a mouth of cum. I looked over in time to see his long cock spurt spunk all down his jeans.

‘I let him off at the next station saying ‘Hope no one knows what that stain down your jeans is. Better make sure its gone before you see your girlfriend’

‘I tell you what Sir, sucking your dick is enough to turn me on’

‘So then suck a few more than and see what happens’ I joked.

 ‘Not bad’ Dan said ‘that’s one good thing about being a truck driver there’s usually one guy who pretends not to like cock and then you see loves it What about you Jono, any news?’

‘Think I can do a bit better than you. Steve. Last week I’d been driving for what seemed hours with too much traffic and sitting in the cockpit I needed to get out and get some air. I managed to pull into a layby and got out to take a breather taking my phone with me. Standing against the van, not sure if it was the fact the my cock had been pressed in all day but I started to feel a bit horny and thought what the hell no one can see me behind the lorry so I got on to one of my fav porn sites and started looking. Didn’t take long before my cock was tenting in my HiViz trousers and I was giving myself a good rub. Deciding I needed to cum and have a good shoot I flipped my cock out enjoying the porn. Suddenly I heard a voice

‘What the hell are you doing?’

I turned round and there standing at the side of me was a police officer. I’d never heard a car drive up the side of me. He was in full uniform with white shirt open necked, black trousers and his cap, about 30 and thick set a real rugby type build. I almost shit myself.

‘You know you’re not allowed to do this sort of thing in public, exposing yourself.’

I put my hand over my cock.

‘A bit late for that mate’ he said sharply, ‘You’ve broken the law, anyone could have seen you. Give me your phone, let me see what you’re looking at that’s getting you so worked up.’

‘Shit’ I thought ‘I’m done for now when he looks.’

He pressed the button to light up the screen and the film restarted.

‘So you like skinheads do you?’

‘Erm I suppose so.’

‘I suppose so? Christ these guys are going for it in full gear. I see one had a rear zip so his mate is fucking him without getting his kit off. Just as well as it would take him ages to get his boots and bleachers off for a fuck. So you like seeing guys getting fucked do you.’

‘Yeah if that’s OK’

‘Oh its OK for sure mate but don’t you think its better to actually get fucked than just wank yourself off looking at a porn site.’

‘Oh course ‘I said feeling a bit more confident.

‘Well don’t fucking stand there drop your HI Viz,’ he ordered as he pulled down his zip and took out his already hard cock. ‘A hole is a hole and giving a bloke a good fuck is as good as anything especially when he has a nice bum like yours. Put your hands in the air and together’ he shouted. I did as told and he undid his handcuffs and put them round my wrists. ‘Don’t want you trying to escape do I? Now turn round and press yourself against the truck. He yanked my gear down round my ankles. ‘Don’t want you to run off. Ever been fucked by a police?’

‘No’ I said

‘That’s what I hoped for. I like to be the first police officer up your arse.’

I could hear him spitting his saliva onto his cock with one hand as he pressed me against the truck.

‘Now stick your arse out boi, just like that skinhead. Just so you know I’ve fucked a couple of skinheads in the past. Forget all that tough talk and look. Once they have a dick up them shit they want every inch of my cock groaning like little girls as they come in their bleachers.’

Hearing him talk like this made me so fucking hard that I stuck my arse out wanting to have him enter me. I was going no where until I felt his cum all the way up me. Christ the pain as he entered.

‘I take no prisoners mate and we ain’t got much time so I’m shoving it in right up to the hilt. Shit you’ve got a tight arse for some one who clearly likes to be fucked.’

He put his hands around my waist and grabbed my stiff dick.

‘Now you want to cum boy, this is better than a quick wank looking at a phone eh. You like a policeman fucking you.’

I tell you what this guy knew how to fuck and knowing I had a policemens prick right up my arse was such a bloody turn on.

‘That’s it boi, take my police dick all of it, you love being fucked by a policeman, its what you dream off boi, a fuck by the police. He kept shouting as he was so getting off on it and hearing him I was ready to shoot my load, as his big hand wanked me.

He almost drew out and then with a mighty shove stuck his dick fully up me coming and I could feel the spurts racing up inside me. It was too much as I shot my load all over the truck, the two us groaning loudly.

Once we got our breath back he pulled himself out and stuck his cock back into his trousers unlocking my handcuffs.

‘Right pull your HI Viz gear up and time to move on. I’m taking your number by the way and if I see you again expect to be pulled in. Next time you can suck me first but make no mistake I want to fuck that tight arse of yours again. Now get on the road.’

 Shit Jono that was some story, Steven said giving his crotch a good rub. You should have taken his number so we can all look him up. What about you Dan. Knowing you there will be more than one story.

Dan told them about his glory hole and encounter with Rob making sure he gave them all the details.

Jono and Steve were both rubbing their crotches.

Steve said ‘Tell you what Dan there nothing better than fucking a straight guy, knowing the wife s not been up there and that they are so hot for a cock up their arse. I reckon your story is the best and you know what that means eh Jono. Dan’s the one to be sucked and fucked  this time and I’m the one who’ll be do the fucking as all this dirty talk has got me so fucking horny. Anyway Jono you give the best blow job around and I can testify to that. Hope you are up for up,’ as he finished he opened his flies and took out his erect cock.

‘You know me Steve up for anything and I was hoping my story was best. I sure need a good fuck and to shoot my load down Jono’s throat.

Dan stood up, his joggers fully out at the front his cock pushing against the fabric.

‘Got that cock ring on mate, shit that’s some bloody tent pole. Poor Jono s got to try and get that over your dick.

‘Don’t worry about me Steve, I’m so fucking horny I’ll have Dan’s prick in my mouth in no time.

Jono lifted the joggers over Dans dick which sprung almost vertically such was the pressure of the cock ring. He took his own cock out of his HIViz giving a gob of spit onto it so he could slide his hand up and down the long shaft for a good wank.

Steve stood behind Dan admiring his arse, his hands gently moving over his cheeks. Suddenly he took his hand back and smacked Dan hard on the arse twice

‘Shit, Steve that was harder than usual but at least you;re warming up for that prick of yours’

‘Hearing about your hetero fuck Dan has made me hornier than usual.’

Steve grabbed Dan’s buttocks and moved his cock into the crack his hands splitting the cheeks to make room for his massive shaft.

‘No spit this time Dan as I can see that arse of yours is desperate for me. How you getting on at the front Jono.’

Jono could not reply as he had already taken in Dan’s full length into his throat, his hands clutching Dan’s thighs so he could move his mouth up and down the full length. He took Dan’s full length so the he could feel the steel of the cock ring against his lips.

Steve had entered Dan’s arse and was shoving it up whilst Dan groaned with pleasure being seen to back and front by his two best mates.

Dan looked down at Jono. ‘No need to clutch my thighs mate I want to make sure you wank yourself to cum over my legs. Dan was moving his hips in and out to help Jono at the front and Steve’s dick move up to the hilt.

‘Christ it does not get better than this’, he shouted. Dan could feel Steve’s thick pubes rubbing against his arse meaning his cock was fully in

‘I’m so fucking ready to come Dan’ Steve yelled, ‘hope you the same boys. Lets see if we can do a triple. Hearing and feeling Steve so nearly ready made Dan’s cock pulsate inside Jono’s mouth. He knew he was about to shoot a large load down Jono’s throat.

‘I’m ready boys,’ Dan groaned, ‘I’m cumin.

‘So am I’ Steve hollered ‘and big time mate shit you’ll have my cum spurting out your mouth.’

With that Steve erupted inside Dan and Dan let rip wave after wave of cum into Jono’s mouth.  He could see it was too much for Jono to take at once and spunk was oozing down his chin. As he came so suddenly he felt cum splatter across his legs and looked down to see Jono’s wank cover his hairy legs with pure white spunk.

Eventually the three got heir breath back and pulled up their HI Viz gear to go back to their card game.

Dan said ‘So let’s meet in a few weeks and see who will be the lucky one to be sucked and fucked. Make sure you don’t miss a chance for a blow job or a fuck before we meet. Perhaps we could think of bringing a fourth guy into the gang. Would give us a fucking great orgy

I tell you what who’d want to be anything but a dirty fucking truck driver.’

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things i personally find really attractive in men (shameless hornyposting):

*big shredded forearms, specially if they are hairy and poking through rolled up sleeves. i only care about big biceps in as far as they are necesary for well balanced forearms but the forearms are the point

*nerdy, slightly awkward, slightly shy, maybe a little inexperienced in sex, i wanna live the fantasy of me being the hot chick that gives this poor boy the best night of his life/finally the chance of tasting the forbidden fruit

*sideburns, particularly if mixed with glasses, and maybe a moustache, but not a pencil moustache or an otto von bismark moustache or a perfectly trimmed moustache but that scruffy, whispy, moustache, i want my man to feel like a jack russell terrier

*maybe a slightly disheveled beard, not like fully grown proper beard, not a 5 am shadow either, just some scruff

*curly, wavy, unruly hair. the kind of hair that is easy to push up and it can stay like that with very little support. or maybe falling on a mop over his forehead. maybe some white hairs, salt and pepper, or a fully grey beard mixed with black hair. conversely young but with grey hair is also good

*tall and chubby, i need a snorlax, i want that man to be my futon, i want to date baymax

*if not chubby still with some pudge, or enough meat on their bones that they dont look dehydrated, i dont want cut abs or vacuum sealed muscles, i want to feel like im dating a human not an anatomy textbook

*kind of a horndog, easy to please, again, this is about feeling desired, i want to feel like im fulfilling this man's fetishes just by existing, i want him to see me as his waifu, i want the sex doll treatment, i want to give this fella premature ejaculation, and then to keep going until i make him finish again and again, t to make him happy.

*i want him to have a really big toolbox or a workshop and i want him to let me play with his toys whenever i want for whatever i want

*i want him to be oh so excited to talk with me about the same interests and hobbies i have

*he can only wear coats and dress shits and vests and big thick wooly sweaters, i want his to look like a early 20th century whaler or like he is part of a research team in the arctic.

*i want him to smile, to have a genuine, big, doofy smile that beams like the sun

*they have to have strong and well founded opinions about economics as long as they are not completly deranged, i have a low bar for this and i can accept a wide range of perspectives on the matter.

*chill, confident, at ease, up for anything, full "fuck it we ball" energy, comfortable in their own skin. that self assurednes that relaxes you because you know they got their shit together and they can roll with whatever and you dont have to worry or take care of them too much.

*a guy who is just a good reliable friend, a solid dude, a trusted companion, a good lad, a buddy, a chum, even