#bill & ted rp

[eternalslover]

WHY IS THERE NO WRITING FOR KEANU REEVES CHARACTERS IM ACTUALLY GOING BALLISTIC, I WANT HIM SO BAD WOOF WOOF GRRR, GOING ACTUALLY FERAL, PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIM, MATRIX, JOHN WICK, BILL AND TED, CONSTANTINE, MATRIX, MATRIX, MATRIX DID I MENTION MATRIX PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIS CHARACTER FROM THE MATRIX

WHERE DID MY CLOTHING GO?!?! I WANT HIM SO BAD HONESTLY HOW CAN YOU NOT WRITE ABOUT HIM?? ANGST, FLUFF, SMUT ECT ECT BIG ON FLUFF AND ANGST, THERE IS JUST SO MUCH SMUT IN THE WORLD BUT I WILL TAKE ANYTHING

[chaicedtea]

I.. am so extremely gay. Jesus christ, someone take away my privilege of sight. I’ve seen far too many pretty people that are way out of my league, and somehow?? Some of them like me back?? Pinch me. Please. I must be dreaming.

[ccrp-qna]

Hello Tumblr!

My name's Paul Matthews, and this is the CCRP Technical Department's official Tumblr Blog! Here, you can ask me and my co-workers questions to get a better idea of how our office works, and how we handle your issues in real time. CCRP's primary objective is trustworthiness, and we hope that open communication about the goings-on of our office will increase your loyalty as customers.

This blog is run by four vital members of our office, myself, my co-workers, Bill Woodward and Charlotte Sweetly, and our department supervisor, Ted Spankoffski.

As I said before, my name's Paul Matthews, and I use he/him pronouns!

Hello everyone, I'm Bill! I also use he/him pronouns!

Hi there, my name's Charlotte and I use she/her pronouns! :3

hi im ted im he/him. if ur interested, tho, i could be/yours ;)

Additionally, other members from the office might hop on to answer a few questions, so feel free to send any you might have!

-Thanks! Paul Matthews. (P.S Please ignore anything Ted says on this account.)

(P.S.S. paul sucks dick)

—-

Paul

Ted

Charlotte

Bill

Melissa

Mr. Davidson

Mr. Coven

Emma

Eddie Chiplucky

Sylvia

Webby

OOC: HELLO!!!! this is a silly lil blog that i wanted to do. i have no real lore plans, but might throw in a few events from time to time just to keep things,,, interesting admin is @notanerdyprude, i use he/him prns!!! send asks whenever :333 :DDD

[cherri-the-role-playaz]

☆𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬☆

𝐘𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐦! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐫 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞!

☆= Not really in the mood to Roleplay, but feel free to ask!

✭=Not super Hyper-fixated on this subject/fandom but will Roleplay!

★=Current Hyper-fixatation, is mostly looking for Roleplay partners interested in this fandom!

.....✁-.....☏ "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?"

★-𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕭𝖔𝖞𝖘, 1987.

3/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

★-𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 2016.

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

✭-𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖊𝖉 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖘 1989-1991.

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

✭-𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 1984-2023.

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

✭-𝕿𝖔𝖕 𝕲𝖚𝖓 1986.

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

★-𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕭𝖞 𝕸𝖊 1986.

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

✭-80𝖘-90𝖘 𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘 [𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒, 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 13𝖙𝖍, 𝖊𝖈𝖙.]

0/3 𝖘𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤!

[lunatheseus]

Endgame Couples in Harry Potter that I often wonder about - rambles and questions

Angelina Johnson & George Weasley:

Angelina eventually marries her late boyfriend's brother?

I'm curious as to how that even happens. What's the thought process behind that for her? What about how George feels about it?

Like- girl ended up with her dead boyfriend minus one ear and half of his livelihood gone...

Don't get me wrong, George definitely deserves a great life and future...

But also, (for George) how do you date your dead brother's girlfriend in the first place?

Idk the only real "solution" is that they helped each other through the grieving process of Fred's death???

Bill Weasley & Fleur Delacour

I can't say I'm well versed in the details of their relationship but... it's definitely interesting.

They definitely have relationship goals moments:

They met by chance: at Gringotts as coworkers

Fought alongside each other during the war

THE WEDDING

But also...

Bill caught Fleur's eye when she was in the Triwizard Tournament: Fleur was 17 Bill was 24 💀💀

How'd that even happen????

Like- whaaaat?

That means that Bill was 18 when Fleur was just starting school at Beauxbatons (which I assume was when she was 11)...

I mean- in hindsight, it's not that bad... but I wish we got more or a build up yk?

Like- Charlie was literally working at the Triwizard Tournament because of the Dragons... how did she not meet him first?

Ginny Weasley & Harry Potter

No. They had an amazing setup, but no.

It's like dating your younger sister.

There was also no buildup, chemistry, or reason.

I also thought the saving Ginny from Tom Riddle was supposed to be a nod at the "Handsome Prince saves the Damsel in Distress" trope... yeah no.

Also, Ginny literally disappears and has no relevance/importance to the stories after that, only becoming relevant when she started dating Dean Thomas (which I personally thought was cute) and Harry suddenly realized that he was in love with her all of a sudden. There's no buildup, and they had no chemistry in the supposed romantic scenes...

They honestly just did Ginny dirty....

Nymphadora Tonks & Remus Lupin

Ouch. This made me cry.

Ok I get that the 13 year difference is a bit odd... but to some degree it makes sense:

Remember that Tonks' mother married for love, even if it was out of the norm. Tonks is literally continuing the legacy lol

Lupin and Tonks were both outcasts, they relate to each other and appreciate their uniqueness

Anyway, their sacrifice was brutal but also devastatingly beautiful

[bill-woodward-kisses-men]

Pspspsps. who wants to see my billted fankidddd

[theylooklikehumanbeings]

Charcters I rp!

Horror

- House of 1000 Corpses - Baby Firefly, Otis Driftwood, Captain Spaulding and RJ Firefly

Black Christmas- Billy Lenz House of Wax- Bo and Vincent Sinclair RZ! Halloween- Mikey Myers IT- Henry Bowers, Patrick Hocksetter, Penneywise, Richie and Eddie. Scream- Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, and Charlie Walker Texas Chainsaw- Bubba, Nubbins, and Choptop Sawyer The Lost Boys- all of the lost boys, Star, Michael and Sam Emerson Chucky (series)- Charles Lee Ray (or chucky), Tiffany Valentine, and Nica Pierce (or chucky possessing Nica). American horror story- pretty much any character its to many to name T-T Fright Night: Jerry Dandrige Sweeney Todd: Sweney Tood himself and Mrs. Lovetts. Stranger Things: Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, Henry Creel and Jonathan Byers (I'm also willing to talk about playing other characters I love Stranger Things). Misc. Slahers: Martin (Martin 1977), Patrick Bateman (American Psycho 2000)

Disney

Beauty and the Beast: Prince Eric, Gaston and Belle Hocus Pocus: Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson, Binx (human or cat), and Billy Butcherson.

Anime

Cowboy Bebop- Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, Ed, and Vincent Volaju

80's movies

Breakfast Club: Bender, Allison Bill and Ted: obviously Bill and Ted, Evil! Bill and Ted too Heathers: Veroncia and JD

Gifs under here :3

[wyldstall]

SAN DIMAS , CALIFORNIA . 1988 . ' thanks to great leaders like — genghis khan , joan of arc & ... socratic method , the world is FULL OF HISTORY ! '

☆ #̲ WYLDSTALL !   :   haunted   by   demonia .

[darkdoverpseeker]

⏰️hiya ! 29 y / o she / her looking for an odd crossover! I'm dying to play bill from bill and ted but I'd love to cross him over into stranger things. I'm willing to write him with **any** adult character! ( steve , billy , argyle , jonathan , chrissy , nancy , eddie!!! , jason , gareth , robin [ a platonic plot . she needs another himbo to bother her ). I mainly write on discord and I can write 3+. if you are interested ,please interact with this post and I'll dm you!

interact if interested!

[anotherrpfinder]

What's up, dudes!!🎸

I know this request is pretty niche, but I wanna try my hand at it anyway.

About me: 22f, she/her, CST

Writing preferences: Lit (at least, please), would love rapid-fire responses, prefer to write on Discord, descriptive and multi-paragraph responses (but I'm also ok with shorter responses if need be), cool with darker themes

Looking for: • An active, long-term partner (21+) to write as Yandere!Ted "Theodore" Logan against my Bill S. Preston, Esquire from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! I just love the idea of a sweet, puppy-like character going absolutely crazy. They will both be aged up to 18.

• I don't have a preferred ratio of plot/smut, but an estimate would be an even 50/50 (this can change later on depending on the story if you'd like). We can discuss general triggers and kinks as well before we start. Although I am smut-fishing just a little lol

• I would prefer to write Bill as the bottom/sub since I'm more comfortable with writing them. This WILL contain 🕊 such as noncon/dubcon, kidnapping, violence, murder, obsession, stalking - your usual yandere behavior.

General Idea: Set sometime after Excellent Adventure when they've passed their history report but haven't graduated from high school yet. There's still the worry about prom, and Ted doesn't take it too well when Bill rejects his promposal. Bill likes Ted, maybe as more than a friend, but he's not sure if he can accept that fact just yet. Ted wants to help him out.

If you're interested, leave a like, and I'll reach out!

★

[findroleplay]

What's up, dudes!!🎸

I know this request is pretty niche, but I wanna try my hand at it anyway.

About me: 22f, she/her, EST

Writing preferences: Lit (at least, please), would love rapid-fire responses, prefer to write on Discord, descriptive and multi-paragraph responses (but I'm also ok with shorter responses if need be), cool with darker themes

Looking for: • An active, long-term partner (21+) to write as Yandere!Ted "Theodore" Logan against my Bill S. Preston, Esquire from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! I just love the idea of a sweet, puppy-like character going absolutely crazy. They will both be aged up to 18.

• I don't have a preferred ratio of plot/smut, but an estimate would be an even 50/50 (this can change later on depending on the story if you'd like). We can discuss general triggers and kinks as well before we start. Although I am smut-fishing just a little lol

• I would prefer to write Bill as the bottom since I'm more comfortable with writing bottoms. This WILL contain 🕊 so, your usual yandere behavior.

General Idea: Set sometime after Excellent Adventure when they've passed their history report but haven't graduated from high school yet. There's still the worry about prom, and Ted doesn't take it too well when Bill rejects his promposal. Bill likes Ted, maybe as more than a friend, but he's not sure if he can accept that fact just yet. Ted wants to help him out.

If you're interested, leave a like, and I'll reach out!

-

[canonrpfinder]

What's up, dudes!!🎸

I know this request is pretty niche, but I wanna try my hand at it anyway.

About me: 22f, she/her, EST

Writing preferences: Lit (at least, please), would love rapid-fire responses, prefer to write on Discord, descriptive and multi-paragraph responses (but I'm also ok with shorter responses if need be), cool with darker themes

Looking for: • An active, long-term partner (21+) to write as Yandere!Ted "Theodore" Logan against my Bill S. Preston, Esquire from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! I just love the idea of a sweet, puppy-like character going absolutely crazy. They will both be aged up to 18.

• I don't have a preferred ratio of plot/smut, but an estimate would be an even 50/50 (this can change later on depending on the story if you'd like). We can discuss general triggers and kinks as well before we start. Although I am smut-fishing just a little lol

• I would prefer to write Bill as the bottom since I'm more comfortable with writing bottoms. This WILL contain 🕊 such as noncon/dubcon, kidnapping, violence, obsession, stalking - your usual yandere behavior.

General Idea: Set sometime after Excellent Adventure when they've passed their history report but haven't graduated from high school yet. There's still the worry about prom, and Ted doesn't take it too well when Bill rejects his promposal. Bill likes Ted, maybe as more than a friend, but he's not sure if he can accept that fact just yet. Ted's gonna help him out.

If you're interested, leave a like, and I'll reach out! (But please, DO NOT leave a like unless you are genuinely interested!!)

✒

[findyourrp]

What's up, dudes!!🎸

I know this request is pretty niche, but I wanna try my hand at it anyway.

About me: 22f, she/her, EST

Writing preferences: Lit (at least, please), would love rapid-fire responses, prefer to write on Discord, descriptive and multi-paragraph responses (but I'm also ok with shorter responses if need be), cool with darker themes

Looking for: • An active, long-term partner (21+) to write as Yandere!Ted "Theodore" Logan against my Bill S. Preston, Esquire from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! I just love the idea of a sweet, puppy-like character going absolutely crazy. They will both be aged up to 18.

• I don't have a preferred ratio of plot/smut, but an estimate would be an even 50/50 (this can change later on depending on the story if you'd like). We can discuss general triggers and kinks as well before we start. Although I am smut-fishing just a little lol

• I would prefer to write Bill as the bottom since I'm more comfortable with writing bottoms. This WILL contain 🕊 such as noncon/dubcon, kidnapping, violence, murder, obsession, stalking - your usual yandere behavior.

General Idea: Set sometime after Excellent Adventure when they've passed their history report but haven't graduated from high school yet. There's still the worry about prom, and Ted doesn't take it too well when Bill rejects his promposal. Bill likes Ted, maybe as more than a friend, but he's not sure if he can accept that fact just yet. Ted's gonna help him out.

If you're interested, leave a like, and I'll reach out!

.

[cherri-the-role-playaz]

☆𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐳☆

[𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐱𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤! 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐱𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐂𝐱𝐎𝐂!]

"𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐊..."

☆ 1 ☆

𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐲𝟎𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫!

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬/𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭.

☆2 ☆

𝐓𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟏𝟕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝟏𝟔 𝐭𝐨 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬, [𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝟏𝟖 𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖.] 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐎𝐊 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬! 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥-𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬- 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬!

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𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐂/𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐚 𝐑𝐏. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬!𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞-𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬! 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐒𝐓 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

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𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝/𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 [𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲]. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧.

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𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫-𝐭𝐨-𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐬/'𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐱 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞- 𝟏𝟐 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬' 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐎. 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲-𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐏, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞! 𝐃𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐘𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞.

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞/𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲! 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰!

"𝐌𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! 𝐀 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭-𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞! 𝐎𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲!"

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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝! 𝐎𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧' 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞- 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬.

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𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝- 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐊 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐖𝐔 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭.

𝐖𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐨 𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬! 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞

𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬:

𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫:

𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲:

𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡:

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐑𝐏, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭.

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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅/𝐎'𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐒/𝐎'𝐬. 𝐈𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲 [𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬] 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬/𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝.

☆9 ☆

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐏, 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭. 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚.

☆10 ☆

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐑𝐏 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬.

"𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮...𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫."

☆11 ☆

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫! 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐂'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫! [𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐏.]

☆12 ☆

𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐔𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝟏 𝐎𝐂 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞! 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐂'𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝐨𝐧𝟏 𝐑𝐏.

☆13 ☆

𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐂, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.

☆14 ☆

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 [𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞] 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧!

☆15 ☆

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧! 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐔'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨! 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦! 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭!

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@softsliders19 said : Was that [KEANU REEVES]? Oh no no, that was just [TED LOGAN], a/an [CANON CHARACTER] from [BILL AND TED]. They are [TWENTY THREE] years old, use [HE/HIM], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.{ooc: Katherine! and can I reserve Dirk Gently pls? }

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⸸ Will Rp

Horror

⛧ House of 1000 corpses ⛧ Black Christmas ⛧ House of Wax ⸸ RZ! Halloween ⸸ IT ⸸ all Scream movies ⸸ Texas Chainsaw ⛧ The Lost Boys ⛧ Chucky (series) (please please please-) ⛧ American Horror Story (pretty much all seasons) ⛧ Fright Night ⛧ Sweeney Todd ⛧ Stranger Things ⛧ just a slasher AU where we're living with a bunch of slashers? absoutely!

Disney

⛧ Beauty and The Beast (please please please please-) ⛧ Hocus Pocus (please- please- please-)

Anime

⸸ Cowboy Bebop

80's movies

⛧ The Breakfast club ⛧ Bill and Ted ⛧ Heathers