#bitch being iconic

[lilfuturescars]

“The most powerful being in the universe’s best idea to save his daughter’s life was to turn her into a tree?”

- Percy Jackson and the olympians tv show.

[utilitycaster]

The reason why Ludinus is so great as a villain is like...he has either prolonged his lifespan or he just casually lies about its length and everyone accepts it. He is legitimately a powerful archmage. He might have destroyed Molaesmyr. He almost certainly got involved with the Cerberus Assembly entirely to use it as a front for his master plan of killing the gods, which means he's been playing the long game for at least two and a half centuries and is indirectly responsible for perhaps 80% of the major villainy in Exandria since then, and both past campaign BBEGs. He will destroy people's minds without a second thought, but despite allying with the Unseelie Court, is thrown off by standard levels of fey chaos and whimsy. He hates the magic of clerics because he perceives it as unearned, but willingly allies with sorcerers. He knows the romantic relationship history of Vox Machina to the point that he's willing to bet on it for his master plan. He will throw anyone under the bus for any reason but will also gladly turn a blind eye to highly illegal activities if they don't inconvenience him, and despite this, has managed to be a major advisor to the Dwendalian Imperial line for several generations. He is one of the smartest people in the world and also gave perhaps the corniest fucking villain speech of all time. He is extremely jealous of a bunch of nepo babies with chronic migraines and night terrors. He genuinely might currently be in the middle of the Savalirwood with a necrotized arm despite successfully plotting the Orbing of a divine champion. No one has or ever will do it like him, and frankly, why would they.

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Niki Lauda would be so fucking proud of Max, I just know it

[forgetriestowrite]

Vex being hot and rich is everything I have ever wanted

[wulfhalls]

https://x.com/shierashinestar/status/1806307670489522631?t=caeD-yz9Xj9Ny7sHkZqspw&s=19

how do we feel about this?

huge if true and with huge if true I mean I need to be isolated on an island where no living soul can witness the breakdown id have if this were in fact real and true.........

[tamaruaart]

Hazbin Hotel wishes it was Dante's inferno

[laidback-thrills]

Sorry for blowin yall up tn lmfao

AS MUCH AS I LOVE DRAWING THE STUPID LITTLE ORANGE SPRITE...this is what i think he actually looks like. Sorry y'all </3 he scares me too

[reticent-fate]

[revvethasmythh]

I just love if you're contemplating turning illithid to save the world, durge's line of logic for doing it would easily be "this is the perfect solution. it will wipe the slate clean. i started this, I should end it with my sacrifice" meanwhile gale will literally pull everyone aside to say he thinks we should rethink using the orb, that it's the perfect solution, it'll wipe his slate clean. two people so self-sacrificing who both want to give themselves to save the world because they think they deserve to die for their mistakes and the only reason they DON'T is for each other.......and also because lae'zel is in the background going "would you two stop being IDIOTS for just FIVE SECONDS and FREE ORPHEUS ALREADY" and she's right

[etheral-moon]

୨୧ It doesn't bother me at all tho ⋆˚✿˖°

[coachbeards]

roy: i’m here, open up

beard: …when i was a child i was forced to eat dog food

roy: open the fucking door??????

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

From this:

[s4pphoiduser]

in a world with an aftg show (because it Has to be a show, not a movie) seth would have a Pretty Guy actor playing him who looked even prettier when he was sneering or scowling and people would make edits of him with the velocity + slo-mo effects and be like "i can fix him"

[johnsspacesuittight]

okay lmao so I'm watching the Ringo and Easy storyline from Unter Uns and my god Ringo is the funniest bitch asshole ever and I love him, basically Easy is struggling with coming out and Ringo knows and Easy was like "you know how hard it is to come out as gay to your friends" and Ringo was like "I'm bi, and I don't have friends"

[manmadedonut]

i met @bilgewaterbath one day and we became best friends just because i love Yar and she loves data and i BASICALLY just became very very verbal about what i like and mentions her every single time

[warlordfelwinter]

FINE bungie i'll admit it you got me with the old tower and cayde ok