#bk rambles

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Silly stupid crack CRK AU where The Fount, SMC and The Sage are all brothers. Fount of Knowledge:

The oldest.

Real name is Blueberry Milk Cookie

Headmaster and founder of the Blueberry Milk Academy.

Married to Elder Faerie Cookie.

Loves his brothers dearly.

worries for Sage as the youngest.

Found it necessary to seal Shadow Milk, the doesn't mean it hurts any less.

Personally teaches White Lily on how to use her powers once she inherits them form Elder Faerie (HE'S NOT DEAD, JUST RETIRED).

Mercurial Knight cookie and Silverbell cookie are his sons <3.

Shadow Milk Cookie:

Annoying Middle Child and second oldest.

Wasn't always the Beast of Deceit.

Cares for his brothers deeply, refuses to admit it.

ESPECIALLY over protective of the Sage.

Still got sealed along with the other Beasts.

Eventually marries, and is an absolute SIMP for Pure Vanilla (again, refuses to even acknowledge the thought).

Candy Apple and Black Sapphire are his kids! Along with the Ginger trio (it took them a WHILE to warm up to him, but they do eventually)

Sage of Truth:

Youngest!

Real name is Blueberry Yogurt Cookie.

Doesn't seem interested in romance.

Loves his brothers!! Looks up to the Fount and Shadow Milk!!

Thinks Shadow Milk was wrongfully imprisoned, he deserved a second chance not corporal punishment.

Is a bit naive but kind.

People are generally weary of him due to Shadow Milk, or Expect great things of him due to The Fount.

Just wants to travel around the world, discovering and sharing truths.

Is the best of friends with Hollyberry and Golden Cheese.

Custard Cookie the ||| Latches onto him like a favoured Uncle.

General Info:

They were born at different times, but are often mistaken for triplets.

They all have Soul Jams. How? IDK, Magic Bullshit.

After Shadow Milk's Redemption, they get together occasionally to catch up!

They all think Pure Vanilla's Great.

Both Fount and Sage's reactions to PV and SMC's marriage. Fount to SMC: You managed to pull HIM!?!?!??? Sage to PV: You settled for HIM!?!?!?!???

PV and SMC, in Sync: He makes me laugh

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The new pokemon presents came out yesterday about the SV dlc, so can I please share to you some propaganda about the sringles from pt 1?

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Pureed peeled Ginger, the liquid to be used for blending is lemon juice, two heaping tablespoons into a large mug, fill to the top with hot water, let steep for 5 mins, strain (or don't if you want the health benefits of the solids too), add honey to your likeness. Other warming spices are optional to the blending step.

OR

Milk, a tea spoon of cardamom, cinnamon and ginger powder. Simmer on a stove top for 2 mins or until steaming. Strain. Add sugar or honey to taste and powdered milk to adjust the thickness. Best served with either bread or ginger cookies.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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Zantetsu centered textposts here we go

I know last picture isn't accurate, Zantetsu would never correct someone else. I just think it's funny

part 2

[r-aindr0p]

Wdym there's a new binan koukou trailer omfg

I have no idea what haikara in jp means, to me it just means stork in finnish so it's kinda funny to hear without context

[bluestarjay]

AHHHHHH OKOK SORRY but here's the platonic autistic bkdk fic I mentioned! umm it's a little over 3000 words, maybe 3100-3200? So it's kinda long but wtv. Warning it is a little bit cringey bc they do use modern gen alpha slang a little bit but I tried to do it in a kind of ironic funny way I swear guys ughhh OH BTW there is a very tiny bit of kamideku!! it is simply implied and by no means needs to be romantic it can easily be a platonic relationship + some awkwardness and teasing.

Enjoy though!

"Hi Kaachan!" "Shut the fuck up, nerd." "Oh! Uhm, ok!"

Midoriya walked a few feet behind Bakugo, because he would yell at him if he didn't. Classes had just ended, and they were on their way back to the dorms.

Normally, Izuku would study with Iida and Uraraka, but Kaachan had asked, or rather demanded, that they study together instead. Neither of them needed it, they both knew that. They were both in the top 5 of their classes grades, and the only reason either one ever bothered to go through the material again was for the sake of their friends. Bakugo would never admit it, of course, but he had friends, and he didn't want them to fail.

When it was just the two of them like this, it was easier for Izuku to let loose. Katsuki's crude humor had partially rubbed off on him over the years, and Izuku would never act that way around his friends. Not that he felt like he couldn't be himself around them! He loved his friends, and most of the time, it was actually easier to be himself with them than with Kaachan. It was more so that he had subconsciously become more like Katsuki when they were together. There had always been a part of Izuku that wondered if he did that because he was actually comfortable with being sassy or arrogant or mean, or if it was just because he thought Katsuki would like him more if he was more like him. Regardless, their relationship had become less strained in the past year, especially since they had fought, and Izuku had learned exactly how Kaachan felt. He realized then that they were more alike than they thought.

…..

Not many other people had realized how similar they were either. Kaachan liked to analyze quirks, too. He just did it in his head. As much as they both liked the way the user fought or used the quirk, how it worked, how it could be improved, etc, Izuku also liked the note-taking aspect. He liked the feeling of the pen in his hand, the way the paper felt beneath his calloused fingers. He liked drawing pictures and diagrams, labeling things, and putting little sticky tabs all throughout the pages. He liked organizing. Katsuki liked to watch the fight. He never wrote anything down, but just like Izuku, he seemed to entirely memorize the fights he watched, but unlike him, there were few times he willingly rewatched the same fight twice. He didn't need to. He could watch it once and pick apart everything they did wrong; their stances, their combat skills, their strength itself. He understood why the villains lost, why they won. He understood that villains usually lost, not because they were weak, but because they were stupid. They had the power, they just didn't utilize it.

…..

After their fight, they also started hanging out more. Kind of.

It was always under the guise of training or studying or something equally important to both of them. Usually, though, when they hung out like this, they talked about All Might and One For All. When they did, they hung out in Izuku's dorm. There was more All Might merch. Sometimes, though, they'd go to Katsuki's dorm. There was no chance Bakugo would let anyone see his room, aside from Izuku; he found it too embarrassing for anyone to see the All Might shrine on his wall. (But at least his entire room wasn't All Might themed like someone he knew.)

Bakugou's dorm was mostly black, orange, and green; and not because of his costume, but rather because those were just his favorite colors. He wouldn't buy something if they didn't have them in one of his colors. Occasionally he settled for red, and he wouldn't buy green unless it was a deep forest shade. His bed was laden with black sheets, black comforter, a black weighted blanket, and three black pillows; two regular and one throw pillow. He couldn't sleep with just the two and he couldn't sleep with more than three. Three regular pillows were too thick and lumpy; the smaller throw pillow being the perfect balance; perfect for neck support. He was particular with how his bed was set up. The walls were covered in posters, mostly from old pre-quirk era bands and tv shows. Every one was lined up evenly, lest Bakugo throw a tantrum.

Bakugo sat down on his bed, and Izuku sat down on the black desk chair, and set his backpack on the floor (he wasn't allowed to sit on Kaachan's bed). "Hey Kaachan, did you see that new interview All Might did? It was sooo cool, right? It was funny, wasn't it?" "Yeah, of course I did, nerd." "But it was, wasn't it?" "It's All Might, of fuckin' course it was cool! Everything All Might does is cool!" Izuku giggled, "Well, except for telling jokes..." Bakugou huffed out a laugh. "Yeah, 'How did the chicken cross the road? By going plus ultra!!' His jokes are so lame! Like what the fuck does that even mean?!" "Kaachan, don't be mean! At least he's trying his best!" "Whatever... What'd you think of that new release of All Might blind boxes? I like the holographic and pearlescent ones, but that flocked one is fucking stupid. I hate flocked shit. It feels so gross! They fucked up his face too. He may be in his 60s, but he does not have that many wrinkles. That's like if I drew you with 86 freckles instead of 43." "Why do you know how many freckles I have." "Because I count your freckles whenever I'm bored and don't have shit to do." "Oh! Uhm... that's nice? I think? That's not an insult is it?" "Why the fuck would I tell you that as an insult, Deku? That's a lame ass insult…" Bakugo’s face was twisted into something bellicose. He even started cracking his knuckles, as if to say, ‘say one more stupid thing and I'll blast you to hell.’ "Right. Right, sorry…” Izuku quieted for a moment before abruptly gasping. “Oh my god, do you remember how All Might brought me WcDonald’s last week? Did you see that someone posted a video of All Might at the counter? I feel so special and nobody even knows it!" "Yeah, why'd he do that anyways? Why would All Might buy you WcDonald’s? Goddamn big back… Aren't you supposed to be the next symbol of peace? How are you gonna be the number one hero if you're constantly eating fuckin' WcDonald’s?" "Kaachan, that's mean!! Before last week the last time I had WcDonald’s was when I was like 10! God, you're not very skibidi today, Kaachan..." He mumbled. "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU SHITTY DEKU???" Izuku started laughing while Bakugou threw a slew of threats and insults at him. It reminded him of an easier time, somehow, before they got their quirks, and before Kaachan started bullying him.

(Izuku's sense of humor wasn't initially his, either, he realized. He'd started hanging out with Kaminari more recently, who'd started using “brainrot” terms as vocal stims, but Izuku did the same thing; so Kaminari's vocal stims became his vocal stims. Then, he started using them in his daily language. And now they were here.)

…..

“Kaachan, did I ever tell you about Sir Nighteye’s office? The whole, 'you-have-to-make-him-laugh’ thing? And the 10th anniversary poster?” “I think you mentioned the posters. I don't know what the hell the laughing thing is about.” “Oh my God, ok, so, Togata-san told me that the only way Sir Nighteye would accept me was if I made him laugh, but he's like, reeeeally emotionally constipated, like Todoroki almost, so making him laugh is really hard, but since he was such a big All Might fan, I was like, ‘oh, I'll do my All Might impression’ but he was actually mad because it wasn't accurate and he felt offended, but the joke was on him because I was replicating the look All Might had in the interview after the Vinegar Riverbank Incident, y’know, from when that boy was drowning in the river, but his quirk turned the water into vinegar and All Might got it in his eyes when he went in to rescue him so his signature smile was a tad bit more strained than usual? Well, when I told Sir Nighteye he felt kind of ashamed that he hadn’t noticed but he was also kind of —I don’t know— proud? That I had actually remembered the incident and was even able to replicate All Might’s face and he laughed just a little bit and he let me work with him!” “Of course you know how to replicate All Might’s, like, most obscure smile ever, you autistic nerd.” There was silence for just a moment. “Kaachan, you're autistic too…” “Ok, and? Fuck's your point?” Izuku giggled at his— Friend? Brother? Former bully? Classmate? Honestly, he wasn't even sure what they were at that point—.

…..

Izuku spun around in the chair, taking a deep breath and sighing contentedly. Bakugou's room constantly smelled of caramel because of his quirk, but most people didn't know that the hint of cinnamon that was traced there was not actually part of his quirk, but rather the scent of Spiced Cinnamon and Vanilla from Scrub and Skin Works.

The Midoriya and Bakugo families had once gone to the mall together when the children were still young and friends, and auntie Inko wanted to pick up a new fragrance from the store. But while Izuku had somewhat enjoyed the different smells of candles and soaps, Katsuki had just about thrown up. His senses had always been much more delicate than Izuku's. But his own mother had bought a candle too, Spiced Cinnamon and Vanilla. It had a perfect and delicious smell (it did not, however, taste delicious. He licked it. He does not recommend it.), and he always owned two at a time so that he would have a backup for when his current one ran out. He didn't buy anything from the store other than his signature candle. That was his scent. He wouldn't buy any fruity shit or pine or sandalwood; only Spiced Cinnamon and Vanilla. And he never went into the store, either. He would either order it online or have someone pick it up for him. Usually that meant his mom, Deku, or Eijirou, because none of them minded being his lackey every once in a while.

Really, Katsuki didn't go to the mall in general. He hated crowds, especially noisy ones, and he didn't like wasting his time in check-out lines and crowded food courts. The school cafeteria was bad enough, why would he willingly torture himself outside of school? As loud as his quirk was, his ears were built to withstand the volume and pressure of his explosions, but not much else. That's why it hurt sometimes when his ears popped and he’d fall victim to tinnitus. Aside from when he created explosions, loud noises fucked with his ears big time. The psychiatrist who evaluated him for autism had noticed he also had non-quirk related sensory issues, like his aversion to certain smells. It was probably because he was so used to his house smelling like caramel due to their similar quirks that not smelling it made him feel uncomfortable and itchy and out of place. Caramel was familiar. Safe. His mom's incredible spicy curry? Familiar. Safe. Black, orange, and green? Familiar. Safe. And as much as he hated to admit it, Deku was familiar and safe too.

…..

The pair continued chatting for probably another 20 minutes before someone started knocking on the door. “Yooo, Bakugo? Dinner’s ready; you should probably come down and eat. Or we can bring some food up if you want, that’s cool too.” Kaminari. “Yeah, yeah, we’re coming, Sparky.” Bakugo opened the door, which Kaminari just so happened to have been leaning on and coincidentally lost his balance and stumbled. He looked at Bakugo with wide eyes before glancing over to see Midoriya. Upon noticing him, he smiled despite his embarrassed, reddened face and waved, “Hi, Mido-Kun! There’s dinner for you too, of course. We were all wondering where you were. We probably should’ve guessed you two would be together…” He laughed awkwardly, to which Izuku returned the gesture. “Oh my god, can you two dumbasses stop fucking around and flirting? I’m hungry.”

…..

Perhaps just U.A as a whole was familiar and safe.

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I need you all to know that my mental health severly degrades out of your presence.

@basyacriptid @zus-a-fungi @kandidandi @8um8ble8ee @madame-mongoose @chlorenw @kate66s

Hope you guys are doug great now!!!

i stole this from twitter

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HUENICORN SPECIS INFO DUMP

hayyyy, so like, i have most of it in a docs but imma post some here and you can read the rest!, the ramble is under Read more

HUENICORNS

Huenicorns are a humanoid species who are friendly to humanity due to their origins. Where ever Humans are, so are Huenicorns.

 Huenicrons can be characterized by their loud, bright and heavily saturated skin and clothing colours; which they refer to as ‘colour schemes’, their enormous height compared to the average human, their singular hooves which make up their feet like other Equine Ungulates, their partially unmoving  and permanently affixed masks which, often depicting cheerful expressions, a long tufted tail and finally, one or multiple horns, spiraling from their heads.

 Huenicorns are also known for their seemingly overly cheerful dispositions, not saying that they are incapable of feeling negative emotions, it’s just incredibly hard for them to do so. You’d have to be, enquote, “The most annoying, narcissistic, pessimistic, rotten, two-timing lowlife to even get a semblance of a frown from one of those clown fellas”. Huenicorns choose to see the bright side and have fun in every situation, to the point where they are often thought of as reckless and unserious at the best of times. This is simply not true. Huenicorns are highly intelligent and empathetic. Their antics are more often than not the perk up everyone needs in order to progress in some way shape or form. Most people don’t want to admit it, but seeing these goofy horse-clown-people is enough to brighten ones day majority of the time.

HISTORY AND ORIGINS

Huenicorns just kinda showed up one day. That’s literally how they originated.

In the 23rd century, the KromeWorks Science Institute of Earth had a stabilized portal to what has been dubbed ‘false space’, a parallel plane of existence from which a new form of energy had been discovered. The first Huenicorn wasn’t even discovered until a newly employed intern was tasked with reporting to the head of the project at the time, Guerro Monti. Upon the Intern’s arrival, they stopped in their tracks. The rest of the staff were used to new interns staring and marveling at the stable portal and paid them no mind. It was only when they spoke that they realized something was off.

“Mr Monti sir, was there supposed to be an 8 foot tall cryptid in a lab coat on your team?”

At that the entire team paused and slowly turned to the, now noticed, 8 foot tall multicoloured (unnamed at the time, in both individual and species) creature holding a clipboard near the portal. He gave an enthusiastic wave. “Hello!” And all hell broke loose.

Read more on the Docs so Tumblr doesn't die on me ksjdsj

[grap3fru1t-b3ach]

i am now compelled to make my account useful again. So have some apocalypse bitches that I love so goddamn much.

*SHARP INHALE*

Starting with:

VANQUISH they/them

° the most responsible of the crew, but also the snobbiest.

° arrogant af! Talk shit, get hit. (With an execution axe)

° judgmental (fitting for a corrupt judge)

° they run a little kangaroo court, where they see the jury and the prosecutors as little marionettes they can play with for their little sick, twisted, and unfair puppet show.

ILLNESS he/him

°feeshy 💚💜💚

°likes to sing, uses it to lure ppl in.

°plays the role of an "angel of mercy" (for those who don't know, that's a type of serial killer who kills people under their care who are very ill and are suffering from their illness, even if they can still be healed) except here, he's not actually sympathetic for you at all :)

° the tallest of the harebringers, and the most plump.

°makes his own special plagues himself. The one he's carrying rn doesn't have a name just yet, but it's his favorite by far.

°DON'T let those droopy eyes and soft voice fool you, he can lose his temper at the drop of a hat.

°Can and will cry. Like, a lot.

°has his own diseases himself,but he's pretty immune.

°has pollen allergies.

HATRED she/it

°ANT LADY

°likes spreading rumors about ppl she finds "problamatic"

°will fight you with her bare hands if she finds you a nuisance

°her braid makes her explode like a bomb, but it doesn't hurt or kill her. (Not like any of them CAN die anyhow)

°axe crazy arsonist

°don't say shit bout her shit plzdontyouwilldiehorriblypleasedon-

WILT he/him

°can sap any energy from plants and crops for himself, yet he is unable to gain weight... Especially with how much he takes. (Daym)

°his ragdoll look is supposed to be some sort of irony, he's a toy himself, yet he sees the people around him as toys for himself.

°speaking of, he uses his ragdoll appearance to manipulate children into thinking he's a doll their parents secretly threw away years ago. (He usually does this to 4-9 year olds)

°he also manipulates authority figures and law makers into raising the prices of food and bevrages.

°like the others, his short tempered side comes to light when things don't go his way, but out of all of them, his tantrums are the most destructive.

°he's a bit insecure about his lazy right eye. (His right)

DECAY she/her

°gives souls who died in the hands of the others a little comfort before spiriting them away.

°LOVES animals! Especially cats and crows.

°Despite her being all sweet n cute n stuff, she also has a reputation of goading people into suicide at times.

°illness and hatred are VERY protective over her (they aren't her parents, they all treat each other like siblings) make her cry, see what happens. :)

°she complains about headaches alot. But she refuses to remove the knife from her head, she calls it her "good luck charm"

° can turn into a crow herself.

WORMWOOD he/them

°leader of the harbringers

° technically the harebringer of havoc?

° HAHAHA HOW ARW YOU THAT SHORT-

° he's kinda scary despite his tiny stature...

°heard some of yall like those stained glass angel wings, SAY NO MORE!

°one of the "cavern angels" which are basically evil angels that are like that naturally and haven't been cast aside like fallen angels.

° birch tree, worm, get it??? Ha! Haha, ha... I'm not funny :(

°BE AFRAID!

Height comparison!

congratulations on getting thus far! Have some lore as a reward!

So basically, wormwood was always very lonely, so he made these guys out of calamity energy, he also bosses them around quite a bit, so sometimes, they sneak off and do their own thing. (Usually ends in them getting in trouble) wormwood was feeling generous one day, and decides to conquer an island for his harebringers to rule over their own piece of land and make it to their liking! The harebringers had a fuckin field day with this, and used this as an advantage to leech off the residents' sufferings. So now, it's up to Elpis to save the residents and end wormwood's schemes once again. (I'll give y'all Elpis later tho, I'm still working on her)

That's everything, thanks for listening to me ramble about my children.🩷

TL;DR art of the 5 harebringers in my version along side wormwood! Including vanquish, illness, hatred, wilt and decay.

[arsonisticartichokes]

Just realized I enjoy two flavors of ship, and that's either beautifully domestic or sharing an IRRATIONAL amount of emotional baggage loool

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Unfortunately, as a pentecostal, I sadly can not. However I do get constant passive buffs and access to God's Holy Gatling gun.

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

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fellow bkdk shipper. im going to hold your hand while i say this. you need to stop shitting on izuocha. this ship has done nothing to you. it is very easy to block a ship tag and block insufferable people without acting like the shippers are all the scum of the earth and want you dead. believe me there are bkdk shippers that are just as insufferable. you might be part of those. that's fine. this is fandom everyone is allowed to be insufferable. but look at me in the eyes. you need to stop tagging things as anti-izch. you are exactly like the anti-bkdk people. please just stop. you do not need to wage a war against your fellow cute izuku ship. please. i am begging you.

[stargalaxyshooter]

It's actually amazing how okay I was with 430 being the ending for mha - despite all the villains dying, despite izuku and katsuki never getting a proper conversation despite it being lampshaded all series even by all might himself, despite wasting the final couple of chapters on bs we could've had in 1 chapter, despite not focusing more time on HOW MUCH society has changed to really hone in on the themes, despite not having most of the characters we've come to love converse/interact in the final goddamn chapter - I was still fine with the ending. That is until I had read the dumpster fire that is 431. Forget the whole weird ship confirmation(??) that was pushed onto the final page instead of including it in the actual main manga, I hate how this chapter essentially shits on most of what we've built on for the past four hundred chapters?? Like the problem isn't the ship, the problem is more so of how much was needed to be sacrificed and have characters behave ooc for it to happen? Especially when hori could have still made an iz//cha ending without doing all that. We could have confirmed that ship while also giving proper care to the other characters and also finally getting more on deku's thoughts on all that has happened to him from the series to the man he is now. The man he has had to become in the last 8 years and what that means now that he can be a hero again. We could've finally ended on the note of Izuku and Katsuki emulating the win to save, save to win as a hero duo, cementing them as proper childhood friends again after spending the majority of the manga with them apart and in deep miscommunication.. Instead we got whatever the fuck 431 was while leaving most things implied or done away with abruptly. And don't even get me started on why hori felt it was needed to shift focus and POV to someone else when this was a time it was very much needed to be deku's POV

[b-ichael]

Finally continuing bllk. We won. The boys are celebrating, Ego is lowkey happy. Anri is crying, Igaguri shut up.

I wanted to see you play too, bitch!! You even thickened your eyeliner for this match and you never played, bitch!! My love! AI-hand havin ass fuck

Woo Zanniko in one panel. And Zantetsu, that's all I ever wanted to have too. Especially right now? I've just woken up and I want fried chicken, potato chips and coke, damn. I'm starving.

Sleeveless looks good on him

Reo pats Niko

Zantetsu runs

Trying to see where Zantetsu is going— I'm not sure where the hell he's going I think he just wants to run

I feel so bad for Rin. He's got love and hate relationship with his oniichan— and now sae ruined it by saying Isagi is better than him.

[mc-glare-is-king]

super missing Achievement Hunter rn

I’m not totally sure what’s going to happen w/ RT shutting down but I hope the videos on Achievement Hunter’s channel stay up or we as a community are able to preserve them

even tho AH is no more, I think it’d be nice to still be able to come back and watch their videos bc I (and im sure lots of other people) still love coming back and watching some of their older videos and what not to cheer me up when I’m having a really bad day

bc despite the fact that I stopped watch AH a while before they split up/went into other things, I’ve still been watching them since middle school and have always taken joy from their content

Thank you to everyone in Achivement Hunter for bringing me (and plenty of others) joy and comfort and laughter from my preteens all the way to my fresh age of 21 <3

sorry, this was a bit of a ramble but my adhd is going nuts and my mental health is low and I really miss AH

[monodramatic-cannibal]

Got distracted from doing art and ended up adding a tiny bit more lore to my Renegade au. I haven't posted the specific lore anywhere yet. BUT I've edited Renegade!Reapers info a little bit. Specifically in the 'How they feel about:' section of his info. How he feels about "???/'Her':"

May or may not post that lore somewhere lol. If I do it will probs be edited into the main info post for the Renegade au, and I will most likely make a post announcing it. But for now there's that little teaser in Reaper's info.