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ask-spiderpool · 2 months

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Finished one of the coloring pages! I'm definitely not an artist, but I am a big fan and have been for quite some time! This was one of my fave pages of the book, love the cunty outfit lmao. Love you guys (and mod!!)

Submitted by @like-the-witches

Wah!! Should make these t-shirts immediately, for the devoted members of the Lotta Love fanclub...

#ask-spiderpool #submission #fans #coloring pages #screaming crying throwing up #eleanor camacho #peter parker #bless you like-the-witches!!

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exoflash · 4 months

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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish

#brightts ramblings #BEFORE I GET ATTACKED: THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-WITCH OR ANTI-PAGAN POST #im just literally begging witchblr and paganblr(?) to study history from proper sources #so you don't accidentally end up repeating misinfo or even outright bigoted info without realizing #you are not immune to propaganda!#this post is specifically ab new agey stuff like starseeds #but a lot of other stuff fits into this as well ie 'blessed be'#for further context i am not a witch or pagan myself but i DO study the occult/occult history #religion #spirituality #history

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dizzybizz · 1 month

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magma doods from the past few days bc its basically all i have been able to get done

uhm i dont think i ever posted these from a few months ago

a bonus bc im right:

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briarrolfe · 2 months

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Our 78 year old Italian neighbour Josie might not remember my name, and may never get my pronouns right, but the thing is: We Are Besties and I am totally obsessed with her. She blasts disco music 24 hours a day. She chain smokes. She is so obsessed with Vegemite that she cut a holiday visiting family back home short because she was seized by Cravings. She took her first ever selfie with me. She flirts with my fiancé. Once I had to rescue her from her finding a lizard in her toaster. She drinks her first coffee of the day at like 4 am. Recently she told me “if anyone tries to take you away from me… I will kill them” with total seriousness and I fully reciprocate it. She is a constant source of chaos in our lives. I would do anything for her and I love her with all my heart

#josieposting #you don’t understand. she’s the best person on earth #she glares and smokes out the front while wearing all black and heavy eyeliner. my friends have asked if we live next door to a witch #she got fired from the arnotts factory in 1960 something because she stood up for an Aboriginal coworker… BEFORE SHE SPOKE ENGLISH #she put up string lights in her house because she liked that WE had them in OUR house #we are going to buy her a record player for her birthday #she is so obsessed with how Charlie does the ironing. she’s not really across how queers work. she’s like wow… he’s helping you…#she was wearing miniskirts out dancing until age 50 like. wow… legend…#she also voted yes in the referendum. constantly unexpectedly progressive woman #she recently asked a new neighbour what his religion was because she didn’t want to say ‘god bless you’ unless it was appropriate 🥲🥲🥲#COBURG BABY!!!!

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annaholak · 2 years

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"No Gytha, you are not buying the gargoyle! You have enough garden gnomes already!!"

Inktober 2022 - Day 1: Gargoyle

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sosoffete · 2 years

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HANNAH WADDINGHAM, Into The Woods:

one word: ʙᴏᴏʙɪᴇs

#Hannah Waddingham #Into the Woods #witch #THE witch #I AM THE WITCH #stephen sondheim #london #regent's park open air theatre #this scene will forever be famous #god bless it #seriously thank you for this magnificent booby gift #LIKE JVSDJFBSNB #im not mature enough for this #the way she celebrates because she knows knows those are good melons #im nsdjvlndfsjnbsfds

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k1rishiki · 2 months

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the thing about the queer media tournament that really gets me is that last i checked there wasn't a single mxtx work on it. like not even the untamed made it in and don't get me wrong the og mo dao zu shi books are huge but cql is def more popular among tumblr circles. idk it just really rubs me the wrong way how every single piece of western media that ppl have ever gotten a lil bit aggressive abt shipping with is there and then for east asian media there's utena and madoka magica and the handmaiden and last i checked that was pretty much it. and then for the rest of the world there's next to/nothing but idk enough to really make judgements there.

#like. really? no mo dao zu shi? no scum villain's self saving system? no heaven's official blessing? no nana?#i can think of at least 10-20 pieces of media more deserving of being in there than some of the western works that got in off the top of my #head. yuri is my job (self explanatory). fate/stay night (most of the cast is bi but esp rin bc she says it out loud + saber trans coded).#fate/extra (red saber canon bi + nameless archer. stay night lancer. kirei and issei are all there). black butler (grelle trans. also #eric and alan from one of the musicals + alois from s2 of the accursed anime + nina and possibly mey rin are all gay)#toilet bound hanako kun (kou and mitsuba went canon). the evillious chronicles (michaela. clarith and bruno are gay. bohemo possibly trans.#gallerian possibly gay). requiem of the rose king (self explanatory). project sekai (mizuki trans. minori and rui possibly gay).#cocoon entwined (literally a yuri). fucking honkai impact 3rd (lesbians but i don't play it so idk who). any uc gundam series w char and #amuro but especially char's counterattack (char and amuro explicitly confirmed to be gay 4 each other by author + movie focuses on their #relationship). also mobile suit zeta gundam (char and amuro together + kamille is a boy's name!). turn a gundam (gay character).#iron blooded orphans (gay character). the witch from mercury (about a lesbian relationship). melty blood (ries and sion lesbians).#guilty gear (bridget (self explatory)). sailor moon (mainly uranus and neptune lesbians but also apparently there are a lot of gay #characters i didn't know abt in sailor moon). the illustrated guide to monster girls (yuri moment). dramatical murder (yaoige). slow damage #(yaoige). sweet pool (yaoige). ouran high school host club (haruhi gender stuff and also her dad's whole deal). cowboy bebop (ed gender #stuff). fullmetal alchemist (envy nonbinary). neon genesis evangelion (kaworu and shinji). like half the villainess isekai out there.#haruhi suzumiya series (the girl herself is openly bisexual). omniscient reader's viewpoint (danmei). fucking re:zero has a trans girl in i #for god's sake. we're well past 20 so i'm allowing myself more fate. fate/extra ccc (red saber again but also gil and caster and bb and-).#fate/hollow ataraxia (follows same cast as f/sn). today's menu for the emiya family (follows same cast as f/sn again. also the switch game #metatextually canonizes shirou's crush on lancer if the interesting descriptions from f/sn and the various bits from f/ha didn't convince #you). fate/apocrypha (rider of black + saber of red transfemme nonbinary and trans guy respectively. the former is also bi). fate/samurai #remnant (f/sr saber nonbinary. also gil is there and rogue archer is def implied to be bi in f/go). fate/zero (waver gay rider bi. saber gi #and kirei are all there and at their most bisexual). the case files/adventures of lord el melloi ii (waver spinoff (self explanatory)).#fate/strange fake (gil and waver are there. also false lancer nonbinary and jester trans). fate/grand order (has p much every character fro #the franchise and more. notably added trans anime girl leonardo da vinci). ok no more fate. since the tournament has a p liberal definition #of media i'm including vocasongs. magnet by minato ft miku and luka (lesbian song abt lesbians). erase or zero by hzedge ft len and kaito #(magnet for boys). himitsu ~kuro no chikai~ by hitoshizuku and yama ft len rin and miku (angel rin falls in love w miku. disguises herself #as a human man to be with her). i think i've made my point clear but add my initial list of the big famous ones (-nana) from the 1st tag.#romeo.txt

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aeternalight · 9 months

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The witchcraft community is literally so mean to people with OCD. I will not elaborate but I will say, there is no right way to be into witchcraft. You can do literally whatever practice with no consequence. And the people that act like others will be smited by some all-knowing god is fucking ludicrous.

I'm literally sick and tired of people acting like witchcraft and beliefs exist in a perfect bubble/vacuum, no you dumb bitch, you're affected by other beliefs, especially the world that you grew up with. There will be no such thing as a pure belief or thoughts on spirituality. Everything becomes affected by one another.

I'm also fucking tired of people assuming that we have to dredge up things or evaluate things to be a perfect little witch. Why don't you stop putting people up to insane standards and mind your damn business. How other people's practices go is no concern of yours, its not your place to judge it.

And as far as misinformation goes, just don't get yourself hurt. If its bad for you, don't do it. But most things are on the table. Just don't do something illegal.

The witch community has a severe purity problem and most are influenced by christian beliefs without realizing it. Maybe you need to evaluate your own beliefs before you judge others.

#.post #witchcraft #witchblr #like y'all are so cringe for treating others with blatant disregard for their wellbeing #maybe the reason why you have found no peace in your life is because you're messing with the peace of others #and that's inviting drama and bullshit into yours #so mind your business and you will be blessed with peace and happiness #don't fit people into a mold and do what spirituality has been saying for years #there is no label on this. no name for experiences. i realize now what they mean #its not that people should not seek labels on their own identities #its that they shouldn't seek to label others'.#but fr so many witches trigger mine and other's ocd in the name of divine interception #who cares what im doing!!!!!!!! care about what you're doing instead

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lionheartsgray · 5 months

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10 CHARACTERS / 10 FANDOMS / 10 TAGS

tagged by @and-you-found-me Thank you!

1. Xie Lian - Heaven Official's Blessing

2. Quifrey - Witch Hat Atelier

3. Mo Ran - The Husky & His White Cat Shizun

4. Miyo - My Happy Marriage

5. Inosuke - Demon Slayer

6. Yato - Noragami

7. Sielle - Saving the Villain from the Heroine

8. Allen Walker - D. Gray-Man

9. Zoro - One Piece

10. Aqua - Oshi No Ko

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it! I feel bad tagging because I know a lot of you follow me for the bunny content so I don't want to pressure anyone. lol

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wizardnuke · 6 months

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whoever told me that abjuration wizards suck were lying to my faceeee see this subclass is so cool. i guess if someone likes playing glass cannon wizards it's a shit class but this girl i've got is. well she is tormenting my dm is what she's doing. good class

#what you're gonna do is hit level six okay and you're gonna #cast mage armor on yourself and in addition to that since it's an abjuration spell you're gonna add arcane ward (temp hp)#and at lvl6 you can use a reaction to direct any damage an ally takes within 30 feet of you onto your arcane ward and you're gonna #cast shield when you need to (Careful tho. only one reaction per round. redirect damage Or shield) and since shield is also an abjuration #spell you're gonna take the level you cast it at and double it. and put that into your arcane ward's hp. any abjuration spell puts hp #back into the ward. MEANWHILE you're concentrating on witch bolt. and you're not even risking con saves because you Aren't Getting Hit #so you are essentially nullifying damage that others take (if your ward hp depletes you take the remaining damage and can't cast it again)#while frying people alive every turn forever and ever until they die or go out of range. bless this bizarre combat medic wizard build #i don't have the numbers but i know a'velle took a good half of the fight's damage on her own and only lost 2hp in the fight #one day i decided that i wanted to play a combat medic wizard. and then i was like. wow this is not useful. and then level 6 hit #miss girl was standing there crit-frying a crocodile alive while waiving damage over to her ward and boosting its hp with bonus actions #gotta say. the fight was two crocs and a couple of little guys. miss girl dropped both of the crocs #NOO WAIT THE WARD DOESN'T DROP AT 0HP I JUST HAVE TO CAST ANOTHER ABJURATION SPELL. WOAG

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wingstobetorn · 26 days

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I have never loved an image more istg

#Sleep you are a blessing #Everytime i think about this i start cackling like a witch #horror au tag

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potionpeddlerpatchy · 8 months

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@meggsngrits is literally the sweetest for basically being held hostage while I dump PILES of text and story lore onto her

I know she'll say she enjoyed it and all that but still.... 😬

#like it was A LOT of stuff #so bless you for reading it #i love you so much 💛#if i could info dump on others to lighten your load i would #but here we are #and im glad you listen #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.fellow witch meggs

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dizzybizz · 7 months

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>:DDDDD THANKS FOR JOINING @polyphonial, @scrolpencer, @davactivated and @thekittyfox2999 !!!!! <333333

also these ^^^ are being hung up on the fridge i totally have in my mind.

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taviokapudding · 3 months

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The ICJ are absolute pathetic cowards for not demanding a permanent nor immediate ceasefire

They can do that and chose not too- South Africa won in getting them to acknowledge the ongoing genocide as such but the ICJ's language makes is very clear they don't call for what over 80% of the world has been saying for months

We all knew Israel would ignore everything the ICJ orders them to do but I don't wish peace to any ICJ members. The people of the living world have asked for peace and once again a group of wealthy maggots have decided to not abide with the laws of the nature- I've had enough and cast what will happen.

I know that they will never dream in peace and be haunted by all those that have died and will die for their incompetence and lack of a spine. I pray they will stub all their toes to the point they can no longer regrow their toe nails and be unable to walk properly from the agonizing bruising of their veins and nerve endings. I acknowledge the demons that help line their pockets with blood money & encourage they manifest into physical forms and rob them of their boldily autonomy- decaying them from the inside out. I invoke that as long as they remain in the mortal realm, that all their food is always burnt, uneven, and undercooked so they cannot enjoy the bare minimum bliss that all life can experience. I speak into existence that their bloodlines will end 2 generations after them at the hands of whom they hold rather than save. When they breathe for the last time, I ask their graves be decimated, robbed, and fade away to unremarkble dust once all the survivors and their descendants have taken one round to shit and piss on their headstones and urns. And lastly I guarantee their legacy of being failures & housing the evil for the same of power to control humanity outlives them when we discuss human history even after 100 centuries have passed. So let it be done.

#I said it briefly on twitter but I want to really say it on here #Blessed be all who see this and if you wish to reblog to cast or apply what I say to your own practice #that is okay with me.#mun post #if a fog or smog like dog thing approaches you after using my words- give them sugar- sugar cubes are their favorite- he's harmless #just know if the lil guy swings by your message has been heard by her grace- the ancient one #icj #i would have tweeted this curse out but I cursed elon to financial and physical decline from his ideas when he kicked me off his platform #and i know there's many #witches #on here who are fed up but stick to hexes and sigils #but im done- i utter to all and ask nothing in return #im still speaking into existence a free Palestine #but whatever dark magic Israel is using is incredibly strong so please be careful if yiu are planning to hex zionists and their sympathizer

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feretra · 6 months

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me, watching castlevania as an indigenous person: yeah, this tracks

#ooc #[ my family lived next to vardø which… they loved burning sámi people at the stake for witchcraft there ]#[ there were so many witch trials in the 17th century alone like calm the fuck down ]#[ like if you were a sámi person between the years of 1621 to 1663 im sorry ur a witch ]#[ also as someone who has been execommunicated ]#[ the execommunication jokes slap ]#[ I was execommuncated for the offense of being born which is still my favorite thing I’ve ever done ]#[ god bless my mom’s family’s culty ass morm*n church ]#[ I’ll stop spamming the dash now I just don’t have the energy to write today so this is what you’re stuck with ]

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gremnda · 2 years

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Qifrey doodles :] i love this man with my whole heart

#witch hat atelier #qifrey #witch hat atelier qifrey #wha #olruggio #yippee #my art #guys listen LİSTEN-#he's my little meow meow #a little wet cat #he's been dunked in the water like a sponge #and i love him with all my heart #he's a little fucked up and i just think he's neat #i want him to get all the cuddles and hugs and love he can get #kamome shirahama #kamome-san i am hugging you tight #thank you for giving us this man #blessed

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