#blinddoglee

[theloveinc]

I am sorry you don't get to have people speak their gratitude to you in your day to day. But at least here, thank you for sharing your thoughts and time with us.

😭😭😭i hope my complaining didn't come off as begging for compliments, cuz i really didn't mean it that way!!! but you're berry kind to send me this🥺

despite what i said in my post abt it, on here i always feel like i'm the one who owes you guys gratitude for exactly the same thing💕which i guess is just to say that i'm really happy that the feeling is reciprocated even if it's just a little bit.

so thank you so much and i love u so much too<3

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

That person you reblogged and told to go outside, tumblr user blinddoglee, uses “kink shaming” as a joke tag to cover anything sexual. This has been your autistic research and correction moment with anon

you go outside too.

[gojoest]

ily blinddoglee im gonna listen to that playlist now <3 also hi ai howre u doing (apart from the unfortunate liquid food situation) personally im unwell about sukuna. considering making a blog to post about it even -sukunanon

tumblr user blinddoglee doing god’s work fr !! and hi to you too beloved <3 i’ve been watching horror movies all day lmao it’s so comforting v_v seeing them poor souls suffer distracts me from my pain v_v /j

OMG YES PLS DO SO !! let the brainrot take over completely!! he deserves his own blog!!

[ihatebnha]

Okay. The beta with alpha!bakugou reminded me of this because omegaverse aus truly have the potential to be the funniest thing.

It'd be pretty fun to clown on him, but he'd also probably be pretty touched it beta reader went out of their way to learn omega stuff and tried to imitate it for him. Not that he'd admit it.

literally.... i... oasjdiufaj...............

i... don't really consider myself a jealous/desperate person but... AH HASDJKFA this is so embarrassing... that art has me FIENDING for bakugo....... knees are weak, stomach twisting type fiending... like, alpha!bakugo who listens to omega purring because he's... he's... single? lonely???

baby. BABY. I AM RIGHT HERE. LITERALLY RIGHT HERE. WAITING FOR U. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY EITHER!!! IT'S CUTE AND LOVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND .. AND .... IM NOT .. I S;LKDFALSD

anyway, how dare you show this to me. im gonna throttle you. im gonna kill you. break my computer. jump out the window. i want this man so bad it's EMBARRASSING. i hate u for showing me this. can't even finish answering this fucking ask. bye.

[britishassistant]

So here's how I'm envisioning the typical thwarting by The Prefect would look like. Featuring the Heartslabyul boys.

Yuu is tied up in the Heartslabyul lair and determines that the latest scheme is a tad too dangerous to let continue. Any time someone decides to use the words "doomsday device" is never great in their book.

They wait until they're alone to break out of their bindings and slip into their fedora/getup.

They sneak by or knock out the regular card henchmen and make it to the main room, encountering Ace and Deuce who had already noticed Yuu was missing by that point.

"Yuu didn't come up with you?"

"They said they were late for a Zumba class."

(I imagine there is a running joke for ridiculous excuses as to why Yuu always has to leave when The Prefect "rescues" them.)

A small scuffle begins with The Prefect dodging them and moving in close on Deuce.

"Hey, Two of Spades. Your breath smells like cherries. Did you have something good ealier?"

This flusters Deuce and gets Ace to tackle him shouting "I knew it was you!"

It was Yuu, eating the last tart between when they were escaping and changing earlier.

They run into Trey and Cater next.

"Four of Diamonds! Get out your camera and catch me doing this sick flip!"

The Prefect + a close up shot of them doing something cool = a ton of magicam likes, so of course he does it.

The trick sends a dessert cart hurtling back the way The Prefect came in, causing Trey to run after it and try to rescue the treats.

Cater frantically types out a post while The Prefect runs past him and onto the final platform where Riddle waits.

"THE PREFECT. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE ME DESTR--"

"Royal Flush, are you wearing white after Labor Day?"

Riddle shrieks and runs off to check and calendar and see if he broke a rule.

"...Oh wait. I don't think Labor Day is for another week. Oh well."

The Prefect plucks out the special gem powering the device and returns it to the museum it was stolen from on their way home. 

PFFFT—

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, THIS IS A M A Z I N G, OH MY LORD, I'M CACKLING

There is legitimately not much that I can add that can improve on this perfection, literally the only change I would make (and this entirely negligible) is that Yuu’s sick flip ends up more like a sick flop off the dessert cart and Four of Diamonds can’t resist taking an epic fail video that serves as an equally valid distraction XD XD

BUT THIS IS LEGITIMATELY AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING IT IN!!!

[heresylog]

[Image description: screenshot that reads tumblr user blinddoglee reblogged your post “what pronouns should we use for you?” They tagged it as #religion and #Stewart Little. End description.]

[twstyuna]

Fics

By @britishassistant

Prefect Origin Story

Aftermath of Origin Story

The First Kidnapping (courtesy of Royal Flush)

Aftermath of First Kidnapping

Other Aftermath of First Kidnapping

Bad Ace

Crazy Driver Deuce

Savanaclaw Steals a Gem. . .and a Reporter While They're at it

Why Savanaclaw Stole the Gem (Leona just liked the color

That Time Snake Charmer Kidnapped Yuu then Had to Save Them from an Hourglass Trap

Octavinelle learns Crowley is Yuu's Dad Part 1

Octavinelle learns that Crowley is Yuu's Dad Part 2

Yuu Goes on Vacation

Vacation Post-note

The Prefect Stops a Hero, Yuu Radcliffe Chews Him Out

Hero Reactions to Yuu's report

A Rather Violent Hero Reaction

Reporter Rescue

Yuu Gets Sick

Crewel dresses Yuu and Yuuken up

Yuuken and Yuu stands up for Yuuya

TWST NEWS Charity Play

The Villains Ruin Sports Week

Yuu's Mom and the Diasmonia Minions

By @emyluwinter

Yuu Reports on a Cultural Festival

Riddle is Vet for a Day

Crewel Delivers Yuu to Anita

Crowley's Got All the Cards. . .or Does He?

Flowers are Blooming and the Camera is Running

by @britishassistant

No Witnesses (response to @emyluwinter's Crowley's Got All the Cards)

Other reactions

Crowley hate 1, endorsed by Divus Crewel

Crowley hate 2

Crowley vs Florida Man

By @emyluwinter

Aftermath of No Witnesses

By @anime-discussions

How Epel Ended Up in Pomefiore

By @blinddoglee

The Prefect Thwarts Heartslabyul

By @twstyuna

Royal Flush and Favorites

Supervillain AU Main Page

[misdre]

blinddoglee replied to your post “i’ve been so embarrassed of my writing ever since i got those comments...”

I've never found your english to be particularly bad but if you ever need a proof reader I would be happy to help.

(aaaa i noticed these replies late pfff) thank you, i got a friend to possibly proof read for me already, but i'd like someone to correct the chapters i've already written..! i know it's a lot of work but i really need that done..

muupoo replied to your post “i’ve been so embarrassed of my writing ever since i got those comments...”

you'll probably get to improve your english when you start school! I think the commenter was plain rude tho cause your english isn't BAD or anything?? :| I mean yeah we're not native speakers so we have smaller vocabulary but it isn't the same

i doubt, i'm just continuing where i left earlier with school haaha.. i don't think the person ever actually used the word bad but it was rather like "hey your grammar and vocabulary are so weak please get a beta reader", so not exactly rude.

[kushiismiles]

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Kiss the Devil - Bel Heir

She don't got time for youRacing to an early graveLike she don't want to be safeShe's living bad in a good life

[netero]

blinddoglee answered to your post “Is the torrent working????????”

Thanks for the torrent! I am downloading it now, though the expected wait says it will be three days. I will try to seed it when done.

hahaha good I know a few people who have finished download.

Don't lose hope!

[animebonds]

Berserk

It’s been added to the planned list! Thanks for your suggestion, doll!~ ღ 

[britishassistant]

Riddle bring based on lemobgrab is fantastic. I imagine he screams "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD" with the same cadence that lemobgrab shrieks "UNACCEPTABLE".

He 1000% percent does, for sure XD

He once shrieked so hard he ended up shattering a window.

He was very apologetic afterwards and did pay for it’s repair.

Being Royal Flush is a good way for him to vent a lot of the stress he has in his daily life. He can’t exactly punish infractions or scream his head off as he pleases as Riddle Rosehearts, the “perfect” son of his “perfect” and famous doctor mother.

Even if he’s not enacting a scheme upon those who wronged him, Royal Flush delights in inflicting petty punishments on people for minor infractions. Things like eating a slice of his tart before him or walking too slowly in the halls and taking up the whole area, as Royal Flush is able to dictate whether or not they get their share of Trey’s desserts that day.

[britishassistant]

I'm always a sucker for Leona and Malleus being at each other's throats. It's hilarious and one of my favorite dynamics in twst.

How did they come across each other in the superhero au/was there an inciting incident that caused them to hate each other?

Well, the conflict first started when Malleus had the gall to be taller than Leona, even without heels.

They met when Malleus first showed up at Crowley’s evil corporate buffet dinner. He was introduced as a new, up and coming supervillain, who had already managed to pull off several daring schemes that left the city’s heroes in shambles.

Crowley had extended an invitation to him, and Malleus was so excited he’d turned up three hours early and been waiting eagerly to make some new friends. Unfortunately, him wearing his finest “supervillain” cape and costume to the event and looming in a corner with a trio well-armed, professional-looking minions around him just made Malleus look unapproachable.

And even if Leona showed up late, he’s rather disgruntled at not being the scariest (or the tallest) guy in the room. So Leona did what any lion would do when faced with a potential challenger to his authority.

He went and picked a fight.

Malleus was initially hopeful that the beastman coming over wouldn’t be as scared of him as all the others who had tried to chat to him this evening had been. Only the actor had been able to hold even basic small talk, and he had excused himself quickly once Malleus brought up gargoyles.

He wasn’t best pleased then, when Leona began insinuating that Malleus wasn’t even villain enough to deserve the “super”, and that the “pampered lizard” wouldn’t be able to last more than a fortnight before he got kicked out of the league.

So Malleus asked the rude beastman exactly how many successful schemes he’d pulled of recently. There was no way Leona was going to take it well when Lilia began snickering as Malleus complimented him on his strategy of going after multiple small targets “that no one would think had any value to go missing” and committing only “petty crimes” that he wouldn’t receive as much punishment for.

It was at this moment that Crowley decided to pop in and give the two of them some kind encouragement, as he is so gracious, and as Leona was about to upend the buffet table and try to hit Malleus with it. He gave the two the healthy challenge of seeing who could steal a famous diamond from the city’s museum of art first.

The diamond ended up destroyed in the resulting competition.

Leona claims Malleus melted the rock with his desperate fire breathing just as he was about to win. Malleus claims Leona turned the bauble to sand in a fit of rage at his impending loss. No one knows the truth, because the damage was so bad the museum itself was closed for weeks for repairs.

And from there blossomed a beautiful enmity that would rival even the hatred both parties held for the heroes of the RSA.

[twstyuna]

@britishassistant Twisted Wonderland Masterlist (6/30/21)

Credit to @britishassistant and rightful anons and artists.

Villainous Paranoiac AU | Supervillain AU Main | Supervillain AU AUs | AU Crossover Posts | Assorted AUs | General Credit List

For the sake of neatness, I didn't put credits at the end of every fact from asks and submissions or for the costumes in the character pages. In my defense, you can see the sources in the original post and @britishassistant also credits in their tags. But here is the (hopefully) complete list of those who contributed through asks, submissions, and art. If I missed a name please message me so I can add you. Also, if someone could tell me the new names of some of these blogs because some of the names seem dead, please do tell me.

@alleykat2014

@anime-discussions

@blinddoglee

@candlewitch-cryptic

@chi-the-idiot

@chimamire-no-sakura

@coffee-or-hot-cocoa

@demigod-himbolover

@ectopus

@fightmeyoujerk

@genericnameidunno /@twstyuna (i forget to switch to anon sometimes lol)

@gluten-free-okami

@kiraisrika

@kittiesandkats

@knaverrie

@lulumaximal

@marrondrawsalot

@minzidragmir

@mister-jedblack

@myesreblogsgalore

@neko2413

@over-active-daydreamer

@palmtv

@pancake-mix

@peachyeevee13

@prefectjude

@randomlyappearingartist

@reluctant-fluffy-rabbit

@sandbees

@silverstagspirit

@sleeping-donkey

@star33dust

@storybook27

@the-loser-corner

@tickledpink31

@zombicakelover

@zozobegone

And of course, all the anons.