#bloker

[wombywoo]

"smile!" 📸

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

2010

[sabrinaboglund]

Sådan Undgår Du at Jinxe Din Manifestation

Uanset hvor meget du ved eller ikke ved om Manifestation, så vil der opstå tidspunkter, hvor det føles at din Manifestation er blevet Jinxet! Når det kommer til Jinx, så er vi lidt ude i samme boldgade, som når vi mener noget er blevet forhekset eller forbandet. Det gode er, at forhekselser, forbandelser og Jinxer egentlig kun virker, så længe vi tror på at det virker. Hvis du kan bryde fri fra…

[haverwood]

100,000 Acres of Pine Jennifer Alice Wright Denmark, 2020

[cocteautwinslyrics]

the bloker (british joker) would say 'cheer up batman mate'

[kirbymongerr]

"Why so doing fuck all?" The Bloker

[duckdotcom]

"we live in a constitutional monarchy" -the bloker (british joker)

[kittybroker]

What if there was a guy that turned cats into guys? A kitty bloker?

that is utterly terrifying.

[iiinkos]

woah is that timberly bloker from the mango archipelagos

[usafphantom2]

F-22s and F-15C (bloker)

@kadonkey via X

[q-soc-official]

If the joker was a British lad he would be called the bloker btw

[sofiialyt]

everyone’s favorite cutie chi-bloker 🌸

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

[drafthearse]

why so inedible thistle? the artichoker. why so doggy paddle? the backstroker. why so rococo? the baroquer. why so mass-produced? the bespoker. why so sheila? the bloker. why so wealthy? the broker. why so unobstructed airway? the choker. why so uncovered? the cloaker. why so pepsi? the coker. why so apart? the convoker. why so greenhorn? the cowpoker. why so ribbit? the croaker. why so sexually immature worm? the epitoker. why so individual? the folker. why so cold? the heatstroker. why so special? the mediocre. why so bipedal? the merfolker. why so ladder frame? the monocoquer. why so azure? the ochre. why so short on cash? the pawnbroker. why so corgi? the pembroker. why so bridge? the poker. why so at peace? the provoker. why so having? the revoker. why so where we left you? the roanoker. why so al? the roker. why so fast? the slowpoker. why so healthy? the smoker. why so dry? the soaker. why so quiet? the spoker. why so bram? the stoker. why so smell of burnt toast? the stroker. why so sober? the toker. why so unmagnified? the van leeuwenhoeker. why so problematic? the woker. why so egg white? the yolker.

[beyond-a-name]

British Joker: I'm the Bloker

[gilverrwrites]

For Black Mask 🖤 for the Headcanon Meme < 3

what does their breakfast look like?

what is their favorite wine / liquor?

how do they take their coffee / tea?

do they take any medications?

what does a typical day off work look for them?

On a standard day, breakfast is just a black coffee with one sugar, but if he's in the position where breafast is easy/a must (a meeting in a resturant, a day off, a special occassion) then he's partial bagels. He's not fussy what kind but he defiently prefers savoury: a plain or wholewheat, bacon egg and cheese with butter.

For wine, gotta be a nice expensive bottle of italian red, but he'd always reach for a whiskey first. Probably bourbon, but he prefers sweet flavours over nutty or woodsy.

Black americano with one sugar, preferably brown sugar. He also enjoys a (again black) cold brew in the summer. He has many boxes of chamomile tea, meant to help calm him when he's in bad mood but he never drinks them.

Yes, however I am not a professional so I couldn't get to technical here. As he has a pacemaker, he probably takes some kind of beta bloker to help reglaute his heart rhythms. Pacemakers can also cause pain/discomfort so he probably takes a lot of over the counter pain meds. and I wouldn't be suprised if he's prescribed (but not taking) something for a mood disorder. (Mood disorders are often the cause of anger issues.)

Days off are few and far bewteen, and it nobody is there to distract him, he'll prbably end up putting in at least a few hours of work. But with the best of intentions: Probably has breakfast ordered from his favourite deli and brought to him at home. After a slow start to the day he'll probably take one of his cars for a drive, not in the city, but wherever the closest scenic route is. Really feel the wind blowing over his big bald wooden head.

In the evening it can go one of two ways. He's either meeting with friends/criminal associates for poker, drinks, ladies, or something of the sort, and not going home untill the early hours of the following morning.

Or he's having a nice long hot soak in the bath with a glass of wine before retiring to bed where he'll watch mob films/documenaries.

Thank you for the ask! 🖤🖤🖤