#blorbo's from my shows

[tamagoneko]

ruh roh raggy 🫣

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[squircatlies]

Get his ass, Gertrude.

[writeouswriter]

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[mosslingg]

my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[prokopetz]

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.

[kayshasiemens]

Rising from the dead to share this painting and then disappear again

I have spent over 90 hours of my life on this thing because I have had the brain rot for the last 2 years of my life (almost 20 if you count when I first read the comics) and it had to express itself somehow

Hope this dramatic bitch feels appreciated

(A Dream of Morpheus, handmade egg tempera on panel, 12x18 inches...if by any chance you'll be at SDCC or Gen Con, I'll be at booth 934/936 at the first one and Art Show #13 at the second one - come see the original, maybe get a print, or just yell/cry about Sandman with me?)

And here, have some more details - I had fun combining some favorite elements from both the comic and the show ♡

[cicaklah]

Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

Remaking my poll from last year now that I can include more options. Wild that we've only had polls for a year, it feels like much MUCH longer.

[userobiwan]

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) 

[theliteraryluggage]

rotating my blorbo in my mind like the cough drop in my mouth, slowly stripping away layer after layer as I let it soothe me, until I reach its very core where it is soft, and I can crush it.

[crewtawn]

Kinda messy little comic about my new favorite horror game...

kinito deserved better.

I love him so much. I wish we could have redeemed him like this and kept him. Put him in a little robot body and have him roam around my home. I love him sm. Mwa. Kissy kissy.

BONUS:

[strange-aeons]

Emo girls these days don’t even Know . . .

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher