#boi needs a name

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

I just got an accidental cat. He's been here almost a week, he was crying at our door last Sunday night. I live WAY in the boonies, so I think some buttcrack dumped him out here.

We haven't named him yet, he's very young and affectionate, still has bawwls, but imma have a vet cut em out soon. I'd like to have him be more inside, but my resident house cat, Briggy is a certified C'OONT. It's ok, outside boi gets the best scraps.

I need a name for this sweet young man soon.

[andstuffsketches]

um, can you play a song with a beat?

[machinerot]

i smack them together like dolls to make them kiss

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

We're going on an ass kicking adventure.

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[gensnix]

Considering how every time a Beast cookie gets released they get more and more obsessed with the Ancient they are associated with I'm tempted to think by the time we get to Silent Salt they'll be like

[mag-101]

Goodmorning I am back in the fucking building again

[chariix-creates]

Ummm cringe rarepair alert!! Someone call the cringe police!!! Errmrmm!!!!

Literslly my ot3 and they have NO fanart I'm suffering out here..

Coughs extra doodle cause it makes me giggle

[jkvjimin]

they're family 💜

[fawncrw]

I think it’d be really funny if after they got together, Charles made tons of jokes about Edwin’s horribly timed confession.

Charles: makes an inappropriate joke

Edwin: Time and place, Charles.

Charles: Oh you wanna talk about TIMES and PLACES??

[morganbritton132]

Tommy and Carol knew each other first.

They were in the same pre-school class but they weren’t friends. In fact, they didn’t like each other much until Steve befriended Carol a couple weeks into kindergarten.

Carol is sitting on a bench outside the school, watching the after-school traffic slowly disappear when Steve walks up to her. He points to the orange and white plush cat she has clutches to her chest and asks, “Who’s that?”

“This is Mr. Whiskers,” She answers. “He’s my best friend.”

“My best friend is Tommy,” Steve tells her, sitting on the bench next to her. “How come you’re allowed to have toys in class? My mama said I can’t bring toys to school.”

“Mr Whiskers isn’t a toy,” She scoffs, squeezing the cat closer. “My daddy says he’s a good luck charm and Miss Bailey says I can have him ‘cause my daddy is away. He’s in the Navy and I miss him.”

“My dad is in San Fran-fisco,” Steve nods. “I miss him too.”

They sit in silence for a bit, Carol kicking her legs out in front of her. Steve squints at the parking lot before asking, “Why are you still here?”

“My big sister picks me up but she’s trying out for the cheer team so I got to wait for Mommy,” Carol tells him. “She works at the Red Cross. That’s far away. Where’s your mommy?”

“Oh, Mama is with Dad,” Steve tells her. “She doesn’t have a job but sometimes she goes with Dad ‘cause his eyes wander off without her super-vision.”

Carol’s eyes go wide, “His eyes fall out!?”

“Yeah,” Steve stresses, leaning in and whispering a secret, “One time I saw Dad take his eyes out and put them in a case on his nightstand.”

“Whoa.”

“I know,” Steve nods. “Sometimes I think he’s from Star Trek but Mama says he isn’t.”

Carol tilts her head, realizes something, and then frowns, “But who is gonna pick you up?”

“I’m gonna walk home,” He says proudly. “I’m big. Mama says I’m allowed ‘cause I know the way.”

“Then why are you still here?”

“Cause you are.”

[cosmosnout]

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

[houseofmarcella]

dear god Albus Potter do you utterly haunt my thoughts

Just… Albus in the cursed child, for as mixed as people seem to be on it… Albus as the certified middle child who doesn’t have the cloak, doesn’t have the map, who doesn’t even have a family name?

Can you imagine little Al (not yet Albus because that’s a name he truly goes by once he has Scorpius) tucking himself into the cracks of the door as he hears his parents talking, hears his dad say it would have been better to know they were having two boys so they could have just called him Sirius

Al, getting teased by his invisible brother, yet seeing so distinctly that his father chose James over him for their family legacy

Al, who grew up on the filtered advice of a distant, out of reach mentor who he could never live up to. Not like James with his fun, his humor, or Lily with her love and her girlhood.

(Albus, who will hear Cedric called the spare and understand far too well what it’s like to be of secondary importance)

Al, who out of all his siblings looks the most like his father, a reflection to every family friend of what harry went through and an eternal reminder to himself and the world that he will always be his father’s legacy (he will look in the mirror for most of his adult life and see his father before he sees himself)

Al, age 11, seeking comfort on the train platform as everything changes around him and getting another lecture about bravery that he doesn’t feel he has

Al becoming Albus on that train, when the boy who would become the most important person in his life actually asks him, asks him what he wants to be called

Albus, under the sorting hat, struggling but thinking about who he wants to be outside of his family’s legacy and getting put in Slytherin for it

Albus, who grew up on war stories and hogwarts hyjinks staying up half his first night because he’s afraid of his peers, but doesn’t want them to know that because he so desperately and conflictingly wants to both fit in and stand out

Albus, who is bad at flying, humiliating himself in front of his peers, because he isn’t harry but isn’t Quidditch player Ginny either… Albus, who all the adults see as Harry’s extension; Albus, who struggles with charms like Lily never will, who can barely make his matchstick silver under the blue eyed portrait in the room, who struggles to parse through the moving and unequal words of wizarding textbooks, who attracts bullies like flies and doesn’t yet have his mother’s hexes to fight back

Albus, struggling to write that first letter home, to tell his parents and little sister that he’s different from them; Albus who doesn’t even get to tell them because James tells them first

Albus, who doesn’t get a green scarf and hat until after the first snow, unable to parse if it’s the color, the fact that he’s the second born, or maybe just that it’s him that made it come later than James’ had

Albus, who goes back home for Christmas and faces his father’s disapproval for befriending a Malfoy, his father’s distrust and attempts to assure his morality for befriending someone harry assumes cruel and antagonistic

Albus, having to hold awkward conversation with Rose and Ron and Hermione, because neither of the kids want their parents to know they’re not talking (they find out eventually, and though they’re nice about it, Albus knows they’ll always put Rose’s feelings first)

Albus, who is suddenly assumed more malicious and problem causing than he ever was before, who suddenly is seen as a prime person to scot the blame off to when things go wrong

Albus, who gets chosen after his sister (“just like her mother!”) during the family quidditch match; who gets meaningful looks from his Uncle Percy; whose Christmas sweaters are no longer red but never green; who suddenly cant seem to talk to his uncle ron anymore, someone who used to understand what it was like to be James’ brother

Albus potter who stradles the line of too Potter for Slytherin and too Slytherin for his family.

Albus Potter, who’s ambition has been squashed out by bullies and disregard and distrust, struggling to find his identity in a house and world that is still in the midst of undoing decades as an indoctrination machine…

[technically-human]

Wings

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This is not just a Wing!AU, but also a Sentinels and Guides AU. It's a whole concept I didn't know existed and now I'm fascinated

[lil-lemon-snails]

Been thinking.. what if big....

[lexo-is-pesto]

Triplets!!