#bros the dog 💪

[gwryuu-ahehe]

i’m re-entering my Marceline era and i’m so happy abt it

[idon-twannabeperceived]

Btw take my unemployed posting at 7am like a gift to all of the mutuals who are going or getting ready for work today, i appreciate y'all<3

[bebebelll]

does anyone know her dad? daniel ricciardo smau (part 2)

pairing: daniel ricciardo x toto's secret daugther!reader / daniel ricciardo x schumacher & wolff!reader warning: mention of slutshaming note: part one here, part three here, part four here

ynquads never drinking or letting 20+ men into my 2-bedroom place ever again. also yes danny slept on the floor but brought great wine.

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maxverstappen1 who threw up in the hallway? because someone threw up on seven pairs of shoes

alex_albon lando. i saw him drunk dancing out there too landonorris OKAY

username ARE YOU NOT EVEN GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TOTO WOLFF THING

username they are absolutely fucking username the fuck are your sources bro?

georgerussell63 i would like to apologize for the vase that i broke

logansargeant i will add the sorry for chipping the countertop lewishamilton i took the dog toys for roscoe and i'm not sorry fernandoalo_official i didnt do anything but i would like the recipe for the soup

danielricciardo why would you post just that pic?? i found you sleeping on the kitchen floor in the morning you were not doing any better

ynquads lando stole the sofa, alex slept in the armchair, charles and max were passed out in the tub AND pierre, carlos and yuki were in the bed. i did not have other options at 5 am danielricciardo you shouldve come next to me. we could have cuddled ynquads baby i am literally in your arms right now danielricciardo and i want you with me all the time

username if austin has the whole grid + like four of the old guys get passed out drunk in one small apartment, i cannot wait to see what las vegas does to these men

danielricciardo love you and also am so scared of your dad. we won't need his permission to marry someday right?

tagged: ynquads

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username i love the dichotomy of the pajama pics and the hot evening wear

ynquads get you a man who can do both

landonorris like how you're both ignoring sky news and twitter burning down with the rumours

ynquads so...you know how the world of motorsports is super small? you grow up with half the formula 1 grid and idolise the other half. sometimes you grow up being mortal enemies and you both get into f1. sometimes you win the title because your teammate dies. sometimes a 27-years-old toto wolff hooks up with michael schumacher's sister katarina. anyway! Lass uns diese Woche zum Essen gehen, Papa! Viel Glück für Onkel Lewis und George! (let's go out to dinner this week, dad! best of luck to uncle lewis and george!)

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susie_wolff your dad appreciates the first photo a lot! he didn't love the third though

mercedesamgf1 we'll always have a spot and cup of coffee just for you! no need to go to red bull, come home to us ❤️💪(also admin has known this since 2017 and could barely keep their mouth shut so thank you now i can comment)

ynquads mercedes admin really is gods strongest soldier danielricciardo please dont let mercedes just steal you. i need my good luck love charm and kisses ynquads dont worry dan we can romeo & juliet the shit out the red bull v mercedes feud susie_wolff your dad says NO and also do you want to eat salmon on tuesday?

username I FUCKING KNEW IT I CALLED IT I AM THE CONSPIRARY THEORY MASTER I AM GOD

redbullracing sweetheart you don't need to agree to anything. we have red bulls and cake in the hospitality 😅 please stay with us

ynquads what kind of daughter do you think i am? redbullracing we have daniel ynquads you know max and daniel have always been my favourites i could never leave red bull

username yn is 50% schumacher + 50% wolff and daniel 8 wins. imagine the kids they'll get

maxverstappen1 the kid's godfather is also going to have 3 championships danielricciardo 👍

@eternalharry

[joonebugg]

MOONWATCHER‼️💪🥶🔥

SHE IS MY GIRL BRO SHOUTOUT MOON!!!!!!!!

Winter, Kinkajou, and Qibli are here too I guess.../sillay /lh

And as always, @yellow-computer-mouse !!!!!!!! Get in here boy!!!!!!!!!!!! I made hod dog!!!!!!!!!!!

[elslittlestories]

Modern AU!

Just a quick thingy I did a few weeks ago cause I wanted to draw the bad batch as if I could walk past them in the street 🤪

Rambling about it under the cut ⬇️

Crosshair. Always three steps behind so he can pretend he's not with them but if anyone tries to mess with his brothers, they won't know what's coming 🤜💢 He's a neat freak, his white shirts are always pristine ✨

Echo has prosthetic legs but doesn't alway wear them. 🦽 I gave him an audio implant in place of his neural headpiece, because why not? And he's wearing Fives' dog tags 🥺

Wrecker is your classic gym bro 💪 and rocks the pink t-shirt like no one. He tends to wear his dog tags apparent because people react differently to his scare and blind eye when he does so. He's Echo's designated driver. He knows every good spots for food take away!

Hunter is either wearing a flannel or a plain t-shirt. Nothing fancy. You rarely see him without a backpack or satchel or anything to carry around the important stuff no one else think about, like water and snacks and a med kit. He makes dad jokes. Bad ones.

Tech wears anything that fits and doesn't smell too bad. As long as it's got pockets for all his stuff: various tools and pieces for his current project, external battery, flash drives and who knows what more... He got himself some connected glasses that he's improved, so most of the time he's looking at the stuff in his goggles rather than the actual world around him.

[gamerbearmira]

Looks like Encanto and Hobbit story is updating again!!! Got any snippets about it for us??

YEAHHHHHH I SAW IT SO COOL!1!1!1!!!!!!1!11 very excited to see more, trust <33 might rematch the hobbit and the lotr trilogies. Prossobly out of order because, as I've mentioned a bajillion times, Desolation of Smaug is my favorite. Especially the ending line, IT'S SO COOL UGHHHHH 😔 I also think Smaug is cool, I know he's evil but. He's so cool <\\33

Also very silly when Thorin and co tried to trap bro under literal GOLD like that was wild, but also so cool, and honestly if the gold cooled faster, it would've been a really awesome plan. Major slay, I wonder if Mirsbel contributes to that plan. Also random thought, you know how tired she gets of rude Thorin 😭 like I know he gets all corrupted like his father for a little bit cause of the stone (?) and she's not having it. Snaps him outta ts REAL FAST 💀💀

Anyway, no snippet but I do have these drawings. Maybe a snippet later 🤭 The first one if from one the recent chapters. I have no idea what the marks look like, so take em with a grain of salt because I looked up random elvish markings and went wild, it's honestly to my imagination 💪💪

The second is just me redrawing the nerds. Idk, I felt like somewhat updating their designs to some degree, but let's be real, they're probably going to change again because I'm indecisive asl

AND THIS. Listen, idk if anyone remembers this movie, it's from like the 80s? I specifically remember watching it at the ripe age of like 6 and I loved it tbh. It was the Dark Crystal andddd sometimes I remember it exists when I think of the lotr. The villain things, the skeksis or however you spell it honestly scared me. SO MUCH. I also vividly remember it because my mom always called me gelfling cause she said I looked like Kira.

ANYWAY THERE WAS THAT FREAKY LITTLE DOG THING??? FIZZGIG. and this thing came to be, completely unrelated.

[smoothoper44tor]

Lovers in the paper

(🔖) Pairing: Jenson Button x male reader

Face claim: Andy Samberg

(🔖) Summary: Jenson and Paolo being icons during pride month

(🔖) Warnings: free homophobia f1, English is not my first language.

masterlist | part one . . .

thebuttonagenda

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I can’t blame Jenson, he’s a hottie

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user4: help not pierre liking this 😭

user66: id give him all kids he wanted- Paolo gimme one chance please

   ↳ user3: bro- your digital footprint 💀💀

user12: LAST PHOTO I- 😳

   ↳ user13: Rue when was that omg

   ↳ user7: (@user13) it’s from when they invented him to saturday night live

user53: Paolo my fav spidey 🤭🤭🤭

user72: I need him in ways that would concern feminism

jensonbutton

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Enjoying my vacations 😜

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user1: we’ve only got that kid for a day, but if anything happened to him I’d kill you all

user1: pao and jense are such a cute couple by the way

lewishamilton: ❤️

user2: this screams millennial in a painful way

   ↳ user3: I’m still waiting for one of them to make a ig account bout their dog

user5: they’re so important to me you guys wouldn’t understand 😩😩😩😩

user8: the romance of the century bfr

sebastianvettel: Lovely !!

user13: I adore how supportive everyone is

user21: I need the full story of how they went from enemies to lovers 😩

feralonsoofficial: Have fun 💪💪

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[gwryuu-ahehe]

davejade is my spirit animal

[thehoundschurchyard]

BLACK DOG FOLKLORE KINS RISEEE !!! it's so fucking nice to see another black dog kin dude you're so goated for that

RISE ‼️‼️‼️

it’s nice 2 see u 2 !!! I love interacting with other dogkins [especially ones that look / are similar] [not that I don’t love interacting w/ all of u]

also thank you so much bro 💪💪

[xtiredbansheex]

I'm kinda gettin sick of my latest tag breakin so here's The OM! bros as Mitski songs

Lucifer- Real Men

Mammon- I want you

Levi- Dan the Dancer

Satan- I Don't Smoke

Asmo- Liquid smooth or Brand new City

Beel- Your Best American girl or I bet on loosing dogs

Belphie- My love mine all mine.

I'm going to singlehandedly REVIVE the tags myself guys it's ok 💪💪

Also if u see this post can y'all comment smth cause idek if I'M appearing on tags

[washa]

I listened to Vincent and Sam’s recent audio and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (We need Elliot and some blues clues shit right now man 😭)

“He’s tying up some loose ends.” I’M SORRY?? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN NOW??

Also Sam sounds rather pissed and I’m just a tad scared.  

“Do we think those “loose ends” will still have a pulse by the time he’s done with them?” Probably not. Realistically not. 

Vincent sounds so disbelieving?? I MEAN I WOULD BE TOO???

“I’m not even exactly sure where he went.” Porter don’t you dare ghost treasure. PORTER DON’T YOU DARE GHOST TREASURE.

Again on, The Shaw pack needs a fucking break 🙌

I bet Vincent is FUMING or right now. Imagine you were mingling with someone who had a hand in something that legitimately killed a thousand people, and your lover. 

No bc i get it, Vincent must be like so fucking conflicted. I FUCKING KNEW WHEN VINCENT SAID HE WAS "GONNA FOCUS ON THE GOOD" IN THE PORTER AND VINCENT MEETING VIDEO SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 

I mean i wouldn’t call them “his lover” but go on. 

“His moral compass has never pointed true north.” Amen, Now on that note, I’d like to reinstate on how Treasure should run. 

“-And were gearin’ up for somethin’ else.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

Yeah Vincent stay positive 💪 

CloseKnit = Hydra confirmed 

HUH WHAT FUCKING SCANDAL AND RAID??? Bro.. HUH

I imagine a lego tower with like “House of Bennet” stuck on it crumbling down in Lego Movie style.

“We’re about to get our hands a lot dirtier then.” If you can listen closely, you can hear Vincent’s eyes darkening, his character development and trauma tingling.

“No secondhand go-betweens, no twisted game of telephone.” I love the way he said that, Like yes drop them bars Princey ‼

URGH I LOVE THE WAY THE BOTH ASK EACH OTHER IF THEY’RE BOTH OK WITH IT UIEKJK

“They’ve shown incompetent they can be.” Sweetheart’s kicking the ground right now.

I have a question, Has nobody followed up on Elliot??? I know he reported it after the Inversion and how he got brushed off bc yk it was the INVERSION. BUT It’s been TWO FUCKING YEARS?? Realistically he’d be one of the best leads on CloseKnit, He has a basic understanding how powerful CloseKnit is and how they operate. Can we get a lil circle back to him please 😭 

“I’m not Porter, I won’t just do something because it’s what’s ordered of me, whether I agree with it or not. That’s not how I operate.” DAMN SAM DAMN

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The next couple of lines are just things Sam said that I find really interesting…

“But that’s a dangerous precedent. We all know what growing power can do to a person with good intentions.” 

“-”Messy realities” of being in his House, Since we never wanted to be in it in the first place, and that choice was taken from us.” 

“But it’s also convenient that he kept all of this from the two people who were most likely to have a problem with what he’s doing.”

 “-To only trusted in people who voice any opposition to it, and well just do as ordered without question.”

“I need answers on those things.” 

“I appreciate you see me on that same level, deservin’ that same trust from him. But in a lot of ways, William’s old school.”

“I’m not his progeny. I haven’t been around as long as you or Alexis, He didn’t take me under his wing, like he did Porter. He’s always been kind to me, Set me up with a home and with work, and I'm grateful for that.” (I can’t tell if Sam said fringe or friend next, but If it is friend, then Porter and Sam feel the same way, which is an interesting take on how they both feel.)

“I believe that feels that he owes you an explanation, I don’t know if he’ll think that he owes me one.”

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REAL VINCENT PREACH MAN, WILL NEEDS TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ‼

“Glorified Press Release” I want that framed on my wall.

Vincent has developed SO MUCH within these two years it’s crazy.

HUH DARLIN’??? WDYM DARLIN’????

Vincent wants like a guard dog or smth?? Or is he gonna use the guilt trip/ threaten type shit, Like,“Look who you put in danger, a member of the Shaw Pack! Tell me what’s gonna happen from now on or the Shaw Pack will cut ties with you 😇”

Hey on the bright side, Hendral Wyrdsmythe is coming BACKKKK 💕

[deerangle3]

CAN YOU WRITE SOME HEADCANONS ABOUT UH

we're assistants to the coaches in Neo Egoist League (we switch around which teams/coaches we help out)

And my father complex is triggered all day everyday while you go crazy in your ways and we just vibing

-you'd probably accidentally call one of them dad at some point

-I would go absolutely feral and woof woof bark bark for Chris and at first he'd be weirded out but I'm sure he'd like the positive attention!

-we'd probably bring them coffee or whatever beverage they like :3

-we'd totally be besties wirh karasu and zantetsu and barou and shidou and GAGAMARU and kurona and then the coaches would be like "GET BACK TO WORK/TRAINING"

-I would convince Chris that I need my muscles checked so hell touch me (wau wau)

-im sure they'd praise us for our hard work 💪

-we'd probably be asked by lavinho to join him in chasing his trainees while barking at them like rabid dogs (gets them to run faster!)

-noel noa would be in absolute shambles(/lh) if he found out we ran after lavinhos team whole barking at them like insane canines

-Chris would be the type of guy to like the idea and try it on his own team, so we'd end up running after them while barking at them like rabid dogs (great workout for our legs and vocal cords!)

-I would absolutely ask Chris if I could touch his ass or pecks /gen

-if either of us were to get hurt at some point, I think they'd all pick us up and carry us to wherever we need to be to get medical attention (even if it's just a papercut) and being carried by lavinho would be ab absolute experience because I feel like it would be the most conflicting feeling of terror and comfort

-I would absolutely use that chance to mhgghjjdj touch Chris (wau wau)

-I feel like Chris be the typa guy to put on that cringy music to "enthuse" his team about training (yk like some pe teachers)

-I feel like lavi would put on Super weird and expremely niche music, which would be surprisingly good but really really odd

-I feel like noa would put on classical music... REJOICE, LACRIMOSA STARTS PLAYING!

-noel noa would have some absolute bangers tho (classical music actually straight up insane bro fucking lacrimosa got me hooked)

-I would spill water on Chris so he has to very sadly 😔 take off his shirt 👚 🌝

-at the end of the training WED HAVE A UHMM WASSERSCJLACHT ODER WIE ES HEISST AND WE GET WATER GUNS AND SPRAY EACH OTHER WITH WATER MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[ez-zylubsraccoons]

Diamond Dogs characters explained in three words, and three emojis

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Cuphead- Ego, Confident, Angry // 😈😒💪

Mugman- Smart, Calm(er), Has common sense // 🤓😒📘

Bendy- BiPolar, Lil insane, Anxious // 🤪😨😞

Boris- Oblivious, Sweety, #1 lil bro // ❤️🪷✒️

Felix- Tired, Worrisome, Caring // 🥱😞🎭

Baki- Anxious, Introvert, Observant // 😨🤫👁️

Bigsie- Sweety, Sweety, Sweety //❤️❤️❤️

Tiskit- Sassy, Issues, Angry // 💢💪🍒

Visky- Quiet, Calm, ADHD // 🤫🤪😞

Chamomile- Smug, Manipulative, Tall // 🌹🥴💥

Oswald- Caring, Sweet, Quiet // 😞🥰😴

Mickey- Hyper, Happy, Cheerful // 🤪🥰😆

King Dice- Manipulative, Cunning, Smug // 🤫🥴🌹

Devil- Blunt, Cruel, does NOT care // 😈💢🖕

[royal-confessions]

““I fell on the dog’s bowl”, says Mr. 2 Tours of Afghanistan” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Prince Harry - I killed 25 men in Afghanistan 💪Also Prince Harry - I got bitch slapped off my big bro and he broke my necklace and everything! 😭” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Everyone: William is a bully, how dare he lay a finger on his own brother! 😠  Also Everyone: Aww Harry, who killed 25 civilians in Afghanistan, is a hero ❤️” - Submitted by Anonymous

[alphalone3141592]

me looking at someone getting topped by a pup: bro got that dog in him 🫢💪😌

[lonelyplanetfag]

hi i don’t have any questions bc ur my bro n i know the shit but have a picture of my dog when she was teeny tiny

ILVOE HER SO MUCH🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🦕PEARL🔛🔝‼️🔥🙏🗣️💯💯🇺🇸🦅🦈💪