#brother in christ

[lorethelorekeeper]

Only the wolf divided for me

[robinfrinjs]

[chilegp]

researching articles about lance it surprises me that people just go on yelling he's a nepo baby when,,,, like half of the grid...... is........ too...........

[cupids-chamber]

Artist's be like "simple sketch :p" and it's the most detailed fucking masterpiece I've ever motherfucking seen.

[melohimelody]

Monogamy? In this economy?

[scribbyizback]

constantly finding these "[insert fascist fuck here] destroys [person speaking for the common man and/or minorites]" and its js some entitled white person harassing some other person and bombarding them with "but you're not [majority's perspective] so [attacking. attacking. yelling now. USA mention]" and then it cuts off the other guys response. usa mention here.

[sanegreen]

my biology teacher told us that hallucinogenic drugs have an effect on people due to which they can "see sound and hear colors" but my sister in christ, that's what poets are and do

[frazzledazzlin]

my brain's violent urge to conjure the best fucking drawing ideas when im OUT

[deesi-academia]

Bestie what if we held hands. Bro what if I squeezed your hand slightly and smiled at you. Brother in christ what if you swung our intertwined hands together.

[opheliathegreekgoddess]

my sister will say "oh be careful of your dash on tumblr because spoilers" AND THEN SEND ME FANFICTION WITH SPOILERS

[vanlegion]

Made this silly idea thing after someone mentioned BM Anime. Your average Angry trope from the -'dere~ after something upsetting happens.

I call this one 'Adventures in Babysearching'

Plot A- Matthew's parents make him watch his siblings for the day, which turns into a nightmare when all four go missing after getting McDonalds. Plot B - Jessi and Missy take Jessi's little sister to the store to buy her some cute baby clothes and get grossed out by the creepy messaging some have. Baby fashion show goes viral. Just slapped this together in an hour.

[skishie]

the ad on twitter i just got cant be real,,,, right? ,, theres no way you just put that in my face,,,,, a man with his shorts very far down and then he starts squatting in my face? ass to the camera????????

[freja-with-a-j]

Wearing matching outfits with my brother to see how long it takes him to notice

So far, not at all

Update: He was pissing me off all day until I got a headache, then he told me our outfits were different because the colours were.. off.. they weren't 🤨

Life lesson: Don't do shit with my brother, if you encounter him in the wild, do what you can, run & hide, duck & cover, stop, drop & roll, ANYTHING to avoid interacting with *it*

[hellotello]

okay, so I'm gonna try my best at tagging things :) so heres everybody's tags (for now)

lucifer: worse than my dad mammon: my first man levi: my l.o.s. satan: the bookworm asmo: my malewife beel: workout buddy belphie: murder cow diavolo: prince charming barbatos: tea master simeon: brother in christ luke: ultimate alter boy solomon: my house husband thirteen: the mean bisexual meph: ~journalist~ raph: rbf angel

tello talks will be my posts :)

[error404vnotfound]

En las novelas solo parece haber una manera de que te rompan el corazón, pero aquel día descubrí que era mentira: los amigos también pueden hacerlo.

i am going to kill a man

[liridi]

I was yesterday years old when I found out Jesus had as many as if not more than 6 siblings