#bruce is always stealing his girlfriends

[ladyantiheroine]

I had a vision.

[scarlethexelove]

Not Supposed To Happen

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Word Count: 2322

Warnings: A bit angsty, Fluff, Angry Wanda, Wanda blinded by anger, It all works out, Pregnancy, Really nothing much.

Pt 1, Pt 2

A/n: Ok so this is part 3 of Love Story and I actually split it into 2 parts so there will be a 4th to round it out. Wanda gets a little anxious and upset at reader. Also I know medically it's so wrong but we just going to blame it on the magic. That works right just blame it all on the magic. This is kind of shitty but whatever.

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The backyard of your house is filled with all your friends and family as you celebrate the twin’s 5th birthday. You can’t believe how big they have gotten. Everyday you look at Az and see a mini version of your wife running around. You watch as Peter is being chased by the twins in the yard. All the giggling and laughing coming from them. MJ is sitting in a chair in the shade as her hand sits on her pregnant belly. Steve, Thor, and Tony are all arguing over who is the best at grilling. Sam and Bucky are standing around drinking beer giving each other lovey dovey eyes.

You chuckle to yourself looking at them. You always thought that it would be Steve and Bucky who would end up together but when Steve got with Sharon you were happy for him nonetheless. Then it was Sam and Bucky pining over each other. Your eyes drift over to see Sharon with Pepper and Aunt May. You watched as Peggy (Steve and Sharon’s daughter) and Morgan joined in on chasing Peter around. You laughed as he got taken down when the two older girls joined in.

Carol, Valkyrie, Nat, and Maria all drinking and enjoying themselves. Nat had a strong arm wrapped around Maria while Valkyrie had one around Carol. You were happy to see everyone happy with someone. Even Bruce had a girlfriend but neither of them could make it to the party. You then felt arms wrap around your waist and an even bigger smile stretching across your face. 

“How’s your leg today baby?” You were leaning on your cane that you have to use some days. After the accident it became clear that your leg would never be the same. Some days when it was hard to move and painful. There was severe nerve damage to your leg but you're happy to be alive and have your family with you. “It’s ok, not much pain, just some stiffness.” Wanda takes her left arm from your waist and snakes it down to your thigh and starts to massage your muscle. A small moan escaping your lips without you even noticing but Wanda does when you feel her smirking against the back of your neck.

“Will you two get a room?” Carol calls from the other side of the yard. Valkyrie slapping Carol against the head. “Kids, there are kids running around.” Carol tries to defend herself. “Sorry, not sorry.” Valkyrie chuckles holding her wife. You chuckle at their display. “It’s just about my leg so no room is needed.” You yell back.

“Do you ever regret it?” Wanda asks softly. “Regret what?” You question what she is asking “Having to retire from SHIELD?” A smile spreads across your face. “Never, I have you and our two beautiful babies. And besides Tony has me helping him when he can’t get through a firewall.” You turn around in her grasp to see her giving you loving eyes. “I love you so much Y/n.” Wanda smiles at you which you return. “I love you more.” You gently kiss your wife. 

“Mommy!”  You hear your daughter yelling for you. You turn back around to see Peter holding Az up high as she wiggles in his grasp. “Peter, I swear to god if you drop my daughter. Wanda won’t be the one you have to run from.” Peter gently sets her down. Az and Billy comes bounding over to you and your wife. You pick up Az in your arms and Wanda picks up Billy. “Uncle Peter said we are going to have a little cousin to play with soon.” Billy said happily as Wanda placed a kiss on his head. “Yeah, you are.” You reply looking between your wife and twins.

“Mommy, Mama, when can we have a younger brother or sister?” Az questions the both of you. You both look at each other with wide eyes. Neither of you had, had the conversation about other kids since you almost died twice around when the twins were born. “Well sweetheart your mommy and I will have to see about that one. We love both of you very much.” Billy folded his arms over his chest pouting a bit at your wife’s words. “I want a baby brother so I’m not the only boy. You asked what we want for our birthday. We want a baby brother or sister.” You're taken aback by what Billy just said but you can’t help but think of how great it would be to have another mini-me of Wanda running around. Billy looked like a spinning image of you when you were a kid. You pulled Wanda in close to you as you both held onto the twins.

“Foods ready!” Tony yells from the grill as the twins struggle to get out of both of your arms. You both set them down as they run towards the food. You hug onto Wanda and whisper in her ear. “I think maybe we should think about having another. I love seeing your mini-me running around all the time. Though it’s your turn this time.” Wanda chuckles as she kisses your cheek. “Well of course it is.”

Both of you know that it would have to be her no matter what. After giving birth to the twins, you were told your chance of having another baby was one in a million chance. The damage done was severe. Both of you smile, looking at everyone enjoying themselves as the party continues.

It’s been 8 months since the party. Wanda is out grocery shopping while the twins are at school. You on the other hand have your face in the toilet bowl throwing up. You were so out of it you never even heard the front door open or the footsteps coming to your bathroom. You hadn’t even heard your name being called out. “Y/n?” Nat’s head peaked into the bathroom as you looked up at your best friend.

“Natty? What are you doing here?” Nat comes over and crouches down next to you. Moving your hair out of the way and rubbing up and down your back. “Are you ok?” She asks with concern written all over her face. “I’m fine. Just been feeling sick the last few mornings is all.” Nat’s eyebrows furrow at your words. “Y/n could you be pregnant?” Nat joked at you. “Not really helping here.” You mumble. “Y/n/n is it only in the morning or other times of the day?” Her face is sympathetic. “Just in the morning. Why do you ask?” You lean your head against the toilet bowl. “Y/n when was your last period?”

You open your mouth to answer but quickly close it when you think back and realize how late you are. “It’s not possible.” You scramble away from the toilet as you run into your room and open the top drawer of your dresser. Nat is close behind you. “Ok gross didn’t need to see your sex drawer.” Nat grimaces. “Haha, not funny Nat.” You look through the draw and find the two vials. One completely full and the other mostly gone. When you flipped over and read the label.  

“Well shit.” You breathe out the realization hits you. “What is it?” Nat asks you. “Wanda used the wrong one.” You turn to face her. “What?” You held up the two vials for Nat to see. One saying that it was fake and the other was the magical sperm for Wanda. “Oh.” Was all Nat could say when she realized what you meant.

You pull out your phone and nervously dial your wife. Hoping that she doesn’t think the worst before you can explain. “Hi baby, do you need something from the store?” Wanda’s voice comes over the phone. “Baby I need you to listen to me before you react ok.” Your voice is laced with anxiety. “Okay.” Wanda says hesitantly. “I need you to grab some pregnancy tests.”

“What they fuck do you mean pregnancy test?” Wanda’s voice is laced with venom. “Baby you said you would listen.” Wanda let out an angry huff. “I’m listening.” You could tell she was gritting her teeth. “You used the wrong one.” You try to explain. “I used the wrong one, right.” Wanda sounded angry, like she didn’t believe you. But before you could answer back you felt another wave of nausea hit you. You threw the phone at Nat as you ran into the bathroom. “Y/n Y/m/n Maximoff, I swear to god you better not – “ Nat cuts Wanda off on the phone. “Y/n would never. Now you need to calm down before you come back here but seriously bring some pregnancy test and maybe some Gatorade.” Nat quickly hangs up the phone as she rushes to your side.

Wanda leaves her cart in the middle of an aisle before running and grabbing some pregnancy test, some Gatorade and a pack of Oreos. She doesn’t want to be mad at you, but her thoughts are racing, not really listening to anything after you said pregnancy test. She checks out the few items before quickly driving home. Once she has gotten home, she rushes upstairs to find you and Nat in the bathroom.

Nat quickly stands placing a hand on Wanda’s shoulder seeing her fuming with rage. You look up with a weak smile, but it drops when you see your wife’s face. Nat grabs the bag and places it next to you as she pushes the angry Sokovian out of the bathroom. “Wanda, you need to calm down.” Nat’s voice raising. “I can’t believe it.” Wanda said her voice was laced with anger. Nat doesn’t want this to escalate; she pulls Wanda towards the dresser, opening the drawer and seeing the two vials you had shown her. She hands them to Wanda. “This is not her fault. If it is anyone's, it is yours.” Nat defended you knowing that you would never betray your wife in that way. Not with the things you have been through and what you two have been through together.

Wanda grips the vials in her hands and looks down at them. She looks at the almost empty one and reads the label. As she does, you're getting up from the toilet and standing in the doorway of your bathroom to your bedroom. “It was that night we got drunk.” Wanda looked up at you. You had a small smile on your face. You push off the doorframe and walk towards Wanda. “You wanted to have a little more fun than just drinking since Nat so kindly took the twins that night. You know how much I love it when you use the fake stuff and decide that night was a great night to use it.” You explained. “And I grabbed the wrong one.” Wanda said lowly looking down at the ground.

You were now in front of Wanda. You placed a finger under her chin and made her look you in the eye.“It was supposed to be your turn this time.” You chuckled. “But how. The doctor said it would almost be impossible.” Wanda’s eyes meeting yours. “Key work almost.” Nat added. Both of you shot her a look before she put her hands up in defense. “I guess you're just that good.” You place your forehead against hers as you look into her eyes. 

Wanda smiles softly at you. “So, are we taking those tests or what?” She says as she pulls you back towards the bathroom. You see the bag on the floor and notice the Oreos sticking out. “Aww you remembered.” You can’t help the growing smile. “How could I? You almost killed Tony and Nat for eating the last of your Oreos when you were pregnant with the twins.” She chuckles. “To be fair you don’t mess with a pregnant woman.” You smirk. “I still have the scar from where you stabbed me with the fork.” Nat adds at the end. “I told you not to eat my Oreos.” You give her a quick quip. “And I learned an important lesson.” Nat raises an eyebrow. “Good now move out so I can pee on some sticks.” You pushed Wanda and Nat out of the bathroom.

A few minutes pass as you wait for the test results to be shown on the different pregnancy test that you took. The buzzer on your phone goes off when the results should be back. “I can’t look.” You bury your face into the crock of Wanda’s neck. She wraps her arms around you as one hand rubs up and down your back. “Everything is going to be ok detka.”

Wanda motioned for Nat to look at them as she held onto you. She moves over picking up the first test. The corners of her mouth twitching up into a smile. She looks at the next one as the smile spreads across her face. Wanda watches as Nat’s smile grows. “Well, it looks like you’re going to have to deal with another Maximoff running around soon.” Nat said excited for you two. You pull away from Wanda and grab the test out of Nat’s hand seeing a plus on the test.

“We’re having another baby?” You look at Wanda who just shakes her head yes. “Good thing two cause this little one is going to have a best friend.” Your face covered contorts with confusion. “What?” You turn around to face Nat. “Well, the reason I had come over here was to tell the both of you that Maria is pregnant. I wanted to tell you two first, but this makes it all the much better. Our kids can grow up being best friends.” You can’t help it when you burst into tears hearing those words. Both women wrapping you in a hug as your happy tears soak into Nat’s shirt.

[ledgerserious8]

The Bat Is Sick | Bruce Wayne (Bale) & Reader

Warning : Don't copy my writing Don't steal my writing. All rights are reserved for my writing

Genre : Fluff Sickness

Summary : Your boyfriend Bruce is sick and he need you to come back..

Word count : 1.9k

The mission you had made you left Gotham city from two days and suddenly without Bruce knowing it because you made a deal with James Gordon to not tell him

You wanted to try something new because Bruce had always helping you and saving you by his batsuit and mask but you want to be a hero by your own character too

Not just batman sidekick

Alfred was worried about the high temperature of Bruce, Bruce can't help but keep sweating and trying to catch some breath

Alfred left his room and told all the maids about Bruce heath was sick and asking them to "take care of the master"

He was needing for you as his girlfriend to come and put all his pain off and he know you can take care of him too well

Alfred getting outside the Wayne manor and he noticed you walking in the streets as your costume and gloves covering by the snow and a little blood against your mouth

"Ma'am Y/n it's me alfred" - Alfred Called you as walking faster towards you

"Alfred what happened?" - You asked the butler worriedly as trying to enter the Wayne manor

"Master Bruce is getting sick ma'am. He needs you right now" - Alfred explained worriedly

Alfred looked towards Wayne manor then looked back at you as The whole mansion is lit up

"Please hurry up before it's getting worse" he added softly but sadly as looking at you like a father want to help his son

You nodded silently as smiling warmly and you started walking upstairs and forget to even wipe the blood from your mouth because all the matter now is Bruce..

You stopped in your steps and wiped the little blood, Bruce when he get sick he becomes so clingy like a little baby and he want to get all the love that his parents didn't give enough

Your hand knocked the door of his room gently and decided to wait

There's no response but just a huge sound of heavy breath coming from inside but A long and a loud breathing filled the room

You knocking again made the breathing sound stopped as you heard a sudden rustle sound coming from inside

"Come in" - he whispered tirelessly as lying on his big white bed and covers

You opened the door gently and smiled at him warmly but inside your heart you was so worried about him

Bruce's eyes widen as noticed you and without everything can say, that bat forget his sickness by running to you

Bruce wrapped his both strong arms around you so tight and don't want to let go

"I was about losing you" - Bruce whispered softly against your ear

"But you won't" - you replied softly as hugging his big strongly body back

Your presence took out all his pain away from him as He couldn't stop from hugging you tightly as tears filling his eyes was watching you.

He just couldn't help it from all the fear he felt within him

"I missed you so much love" - Bruce whispered softly as pulling you towards his chest gently and cupped your face

"I missed you so much my love" - he added again as kissing the top of your head

"I missed you too more than anything else" you confessed as smiling at him

There's not even a single energy left inside his body

A long sigh left through his mouth then he whispered - "I love you more then everything else"

You hugged him so tightly as The tears slowly dropping off from his eyes as he buried his face on your shoulder and just couldn't even move an inch

He was so tired from all the tension and the long stressful period he had during the last days

The warmth of your body made his whole pain disappear and just relaxed deeply inside your arms and He just can't stop feeling the presence of you breath next to his face

"You were out during last few days. I didn't know if you was okay or not" - The Black haired man whispered to you softly.

"I'm so sorry dear but I really was in mission and James didn't keep his promise" - You explained your side of the story calmly as meaning James told Bruce about your mission and didn't keep it secret

He was holding you hands within his hands now, His eyes kept looking at yours but his head just didn't make an angle up to see your face completely

"I know but I didn't have the right to be in peace without you by my side" he whispered in deep sadness and disappointed in his voice

You know that tone of his voice was because of you, you hide a big mission from your boyfriend that mission was so dangerous and could kill you

Just because you want to try something else and new

You cupped his face and His body starts trembling by you touch towards him again.

Your kisses on his face as apologizes made your presence warm inside his cold body

His hands were caressing your beautiful body gently as your lips continue kissing him on his lips and Your lips was everywhere on his face and he was enjoying every inch of it

"I can't bare your absence from my side love" - he whispered as your lips moves on his face towards his lips again.

Your arms touching his shoulders and your touch on his body was making his breath even heavier as your lips keep kissing his lips

All the pain and all the stress was going away as you kept on caressing his shoulders all over.

He was holding your arms tightly, pressing them tightly and holding it tight around him trying to make you touching him everywhere

"I love you" - he whispered lovingly but happily as you keep on kissing his lips gently like kissing a baby.

"I love you too" - You whispered back between the kiss softly, you can feel him started smiling

Your fingers walked through his hair was making him in a whole different level of happiness

The kissing on his lips was so gentle but passionately that he could spend hours just for this very second without getting bored

Your words towards him kept his heart pumping more and more and his breath heavier and hotter and you started kissing his neck and ear

"Promise me you won't go out from Wayne manor without telling me" - he whispered as he started on enjoying your kiss on his neck

"I promise" - You whispered against his ear making him melting by your voice

His body became soft from the kisses on his neck by your mouth

He tried to keep himself as a tough and strong man but your touch is making him melting into a soft orphan man like a baby

"Promise me you will never disappear from my life" - he asked you again as your hands was caressing the side of his body

The smell of your perfume was so sweet that he gets attracted towards it and wanted to keep you in his arms forever

"I promise on my life" - You replied calmly as stopped and looked into his eyes

It sounded very heavenly when you speak those words towards him

Every inch of his body was shaking by those words of commitment towards you, His heart was pounding very fast now and his chest is rising up and down rapidly

He pulled you head slightly towards him as if he is about to kiss you lips again but he stopped..

Instead he looked deeply into your eyes and asked you - "promise me you will be next to my side forever?"

"I promise, but now The bat is sick and I need to take care of him" - you explained teasingly as smirking charmingly

The words you was saying was getting inside his ears like waves hitting the shore

Your touch over his cheeks was making him feeling the warmness inside him as you keep on caressing his face gently

Your fingers was running through his hair gently and touching his ears slightly

"Take care of me as in how?" - he asked you playfully as he was looking into your eyes and smiling at you.

"Well I have my own ways" - You replied shortly but teasingly

"No, it's not that bad of a temperature" - he explained and his response was with a smiling face

"I'm feeling all fine and good love" - he kept on smiling as he keep on looking at you face.

The truth is he's feeling extremely bad and he is so tired but your touch over his body and face gave him strength and energy once again

Your presence was actually the best medicine for him.

"What you think I'm sick of?" - he asked you curiously and softly

You keep silent but your eyes give him that look who had a words saying "Bruce stop lying"

You was seeing through his weak lie, that's a fact because you knew him very well

He was looking at your eyes while you was giving him a worried look and asking him for the truth

He had a sick look on his face but didn't want to admit it, A long sigh left his mouth and as his face changed from a happy to a sick face

"Okay fine, I'm sick" - he whispered softly as his eyes lowered down to avoid eye contact with you.

"It's okay alfred told me but now let me take care of you" - you explained to him as sitting him on the edge of the bed

The fact that Alfred informed you about the status of his health made him feel little bit better inside

The smile on your face and the warmth of your body is the best thing that could happen to his stressed mind

No matter the amount of pain he feels inside, your touch is the medicine he needed

"How you gonna take care of me?" - he asked with soft voice while he was looking back to your eyes

"As I said I have my own ways" - you replied teasingly as smirking at him

For some unknown reason nobody know but the both of you as the way you was smiling was attracting him towards you

He know what your own ways are but he's waiting to see it happening so he decided to play dumb

He was watching you keep smiling while his eyes was searching all over her body while you was moving around him and getting on his lap

"So you going to take care of me or not?" - Bruce asked you in a playful and a teasing way as his eyes back at yours.

"Of course I will" - You whispered to him as your face was close to his

The way you was making him waiting is building up a lot of tension inside him

The close feeling and the fact that he can sense your breath made him even more attracted towards you as His whole body was craving for a touch

His mouth was also feeling hot from the closeness you was putting him within you.

His whole body is ready to explode with the tension that you're causing all over him

"I don't like waiting my love" - he whispered as he moved his face very close to yours

As soon you moved your lips to meet his, his whole body was shaking with the intensity of his desire towards you

He pulled your body towards him more and tried to hold on to you tightly as you took all his emotions by the kiss

He was enjoying the passion in you kiss and the affection he was getting from it was so intense

He never wanted the kiss to end as he kept on kissing you lips softly but so passionately

The touch of your lips on his lips was so soft that made him felt heaven itself inside his heart

All that stress and pain was melting away instantly as your lips keep touching his

The tension that was being built inside him, is now getting released as his lips is kissing yours.

He was enjoying every second of it while your kisses were going deeper and deeper than he expected

You will take a good care of him and he know it, you will always be ready when..

The Bat Is Sick

[dairy-farmer]

Another soulmate au ask lol

Theres a lot of angst and drama potential for bats stealing eachothers soulmates (Tim ofc). Especially considering how often they die/fake their death/fake being evil/straight up alienates everyone they care about

Jaytim is a tragic example. Never even got to know eachother and then his dad or brother swoops in to *comfort* Jasons grieving kid soulmate? Cue typical Red Hood shenanigans when Jason returns. Maybe in his rage he feels he has to punish his soulmate, or maybe he just wants to kill anyone who touched him. Either way, he's stealing him away. (Also it would really fuck with Jasons inferiority complex if even his literal soulmate seemingly fell for perfect Dick Grayson)

Bruce has abandoned his kids plenty of times, like when he was accused of murder or when he made JPV batman. Plenty of opportunity Dick to snatch up Bruce's poor neglected soulmate. Dick doesn't have one. And really, Tim should be Dick's, considering how they met and how Dick shaped Tim's whole world.

The Brucequest/Red Robin era is a good time for Jason to snatch up Tim (from whoever he belongs to in this scenario). He could also suceed in either seducing Tim, or claiming Tim by force during the battle of the cowl.

Alternatively, since there is such an age-difference vetween Tim and his soulmate (either Dick or Bruce), Tim and Jason (pre-death) organically fall in love instead. His soulmate just has to bitterly stand by and try to not sabotage his son/brother's happiness.

I also like a reverse robin version of this where either Bruce or Damian is Tim's soulmate. Tim is some jaded Red Hood type of vigilante and having any kind of relationship with those two is out of the question if he can help it (no matter how hard they try to win him back). But who can resist the sunshine of a persistent young Dick Grayson? All Tim did was help him get justice for his parents.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE BATS STEALING EACH OTHERS SOULMATE IS SOOOO GOOD!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍!!!!!

the dicktim one especially!!!! the idea of dick NOT having a soulmate makes so much sense- his bad luck with love, the way it always fizzles out, the way he's on and off again with girlfriends but never able to really lock it down.

in many ways people see dick as just a "fun time" rather than a serious partner. afterall why would they want dick when they already have their soulmates destined for them.

not dick though. dick doesn't have a soulmate. and while it's not particularly rare it is very uncommon. there are support groups of course, blogs with people living life eternally without a soulmate, trying to make it seem like its not so bad. and most days dick tries not to get too down about it. but its hard.

he's tried not to be resentful towards bruce about it.

bruce, unlike dick, DID have a soulmate. in fact he had two.

his cup floweth over and dick tried so hard not to think badly of bruce because of it because it really seemed that things ALWAYS worked out for bruce. being born handsome, a billionaire, and an overflow of soulmates.

he doesn't learn tim is bruce's other soulmates until he's been robin for awhile.

it's pretty widely acknowledged by gotham and everyone that selina kyle is bruce wayne's soulmate and the two of them gallivant through galas and rooftops whenever the two are in the middle of one of their affairs that comes like a seasonal bout of depression.

as a teenager dick had always quietly pitied bruce's other unnamed soulmate who'd be competing against selina for the scraps of a place in bruce's heart.

never did dick expect to be spending a saturday night hanging out with them while bruce was out with catwoman given the rumors she'd blown back into town.

dick feels a sort of...heaviness sitting with tim and sorting through the manor's dvd collection while tim's soulmate was out messing around.

of course nothing between bruce and tim could happen- tim was thirteen. but still....it was a matter of respect.

dick didn't feel good knowing bruce was blatantly messing around in front of his soulmates face it just felt...wrong.

but dick does not say this. does not confront bruce about it because he already knows what bruce would say. something cutting and deep because the two of them aren't on the best of terms.

bruce could be so unthinkingly cruel and dick just knew he'd use the sore spot of dick not having a soulmate to question what right dick had to accuse bruce of being cruel to his soulmate.

and maybe he was right. maybe bruce's past behavior with him or with jason had no bearing on how he'd treat tim.

dick should've known he'd be wrong.

bruce drops tim at the slightest inconvenience, foisting him onto dick or onto alfred.

often times dick patrols with tim while bruce is off on one of his lone quests.

dick knows that things between tim and bruce are...weird.

the whole fact that they're soulmates also doesn't help.

but dick notices the stuff. notices how bruce has incredibly...strict expectations of tim.

and dick knows it's partly because of the loss of jason but also he's almost certain that tim's role as his soulmate also plays a role.

dick knows that the reason bruce and selina have frequent fallouts is because bruce wants selina to be a certain way and she adamantly refuses to be.

but tim....if bruce asked him to jump tim would beg to know how high. tim bleeds a need to be useful to bruce, to meet his expectations.

often that's what he and tim talk about, tim asking dick how he can be a better robin.

and dick, god. he pities the poor thing for having bruce for a soulmate. for being eternally tied to someone who would always find him wanting no matter how hard he tried.

dick should know. he'd been in tim's shoes.

so dick...tries to be nice. that's it that's all he tried to do at first.

opening his home, offering warm meals, kindness, affection. the sort of thing dick would have liked someone to do for him.

dick doesn't even realize he's trying to poach tim away from bruce until he's spending an afternoon just quietly thinking of tim.

he and tim are tied together in such remarkable ways. tim was there, on that night the day dick lost everything and his life changed forever.

tim was there, has been there, in the backgrounds and shadows all of dick's life. dick once goes into tim's room and sees his posters and 'flying graysons!' memorabilia still hanging, and it sticks in his head for days.

tim is soft and sweet and he soaks up dick's attention. he plays with dick and rough houses, laughs, and makes fun of him and he's...so easy to love.

and tim is young and he's so unsure of the bigger 'adult' world that bruce has locked him out of as a soulmate and so...when he comes to dick curious and full of questions...dick helps.

and afterward while he's lying in bed naked with tim fast asleep on top of him he doesn't feel...bad about it.

dick feels no guilt over fucking bruce's soulmate, he should.

yet dick finds it so easy to do. again and again.

sex with tim is good, it's perfect, its better than anything that dick has ever felt before.

maybe it's because tim is so new at it and adorably clumsy. the way he straddles dick's hips and bounces up and down, struggling to find a good rhythm of fucking himself on dick's cock. tim fits like a glove around dick, it's like his little cunt was made for him.

dick marvels at tim's adorable tits, so small and so pink and easily distressed when dick gropes one to keep tim's body pinned as he kneels between his legs and fucks all the way into tim's warm, velvety hole. tim's cunt gets so red and throbs from the friction of dick taking him over and over but tim never once complains.

only moaning and whining, arching and making sweet little sounds to ask for more, to ask for him to keep going.

kids, dick couldn't help but chuckle.

tim is young and puberty is a killer so more often than not tim is writing on him and trying slip their clothes off because he's a budding little nymph.

and dick well...it's the first time he's had a partner who can actually satiate his sexual appetite.

things with tim are good. bruce is barely even a thought to either of them.

dick is breathing hard with an iron grip on tim's waist, snapping his hips hard and fast against tim to bury his cock as deep as it will go while tim makes softly gutted noises. dick is basically operating on a purely primal, animal brain when his detective senses tell him he's being watched.

it's not enough for him to stop though. but to avoid tim noticing and panicking dick pulls him into a deep kiss, swallowing his sweet noises as he slows his thrusts into a grind. he gently fucks tim's tender hole, groaning at tim weakly clenching around him, he sweet attempts to help dick cum.

the feeling of eyes on the back of his head intensifies.

dick has an idea of who's watching them but wants to save tim from the confrontation so he puts his back into it.

he speeds up, punching his cock into tim at a punishing pace, staring down at the pink, wet twitching seam swallowing him and letting a wad of spit fall out of his mouth and land directly on tim's baby clit.

dick's fingers are calloused and rough and tim can't help the startled bunny noise he makes when dick starts pressing down on his clit at the same time as he grinds in. the friction has tim's body trembling.

dick is not a sweet and kind lover. he is hard and fast and often times cruel with the way he bends and fucks and plays.

but tim never denies him not even in inch of his body to do with as he pleases.

and as thanks dick fucks tim so hard his eyes roll to the back of his skull when he passes out.

dick finishes quickly afterwards, muffling his grunts behind bitten lips as he wetly slaps his hips together with tim's after every wave of his orgams.

tim's poor pussy is still twitching when he pulls out, red like a freshly spanked bottom and puffy. dick delightedly watches fresh cum drip out in thick spurts for a few seconds before pulling out a plush blanket and covering tim's nude body.

then he makes his way to the fire escape window by his kitchen where bruce is waiting for him, his lips pressed so tightly together they're white.

it's hard to keep their voices down, bruce half dragging dick out so they can talk freely on the roof.

dick knows why bruce is upset. it's probably not a good feeling to walk in on your soulmate getting fucked by your son.

"what is the matter with you?" bruce asks, voice deep and ragged like a bear's. "tim is a child-"

and dick doesn't try to stop the scoff that rips out of him. tim's age is hardly a factor. plenty of soulmates with age gaps start fucking out of the gate.

bruce quietly stares at him, the air around them heavy.

"tim is not your soulmate."

and that dick adamantly denies. because he is. he IS.

dick can feel it. he knows it like he knows his own hands.

what he and tim have is real. and dick was not going to stop just because bruce was unhappy that dick was giving his spare the time of day.

at that bruce's jaw tightens. and dick can tell he's restraining himself from doing or saying something.

bruce says nothing.

so dick turns to leave. he can feel this won't be the last time they'll have this conversation. dick can feel it.

but for the moment it doesn't matter.

dick's soulmate is wating for him.

[igotanidea]

Mistletoe: Jason Todd X reader

Christmas bingo day 15: mistletoe

Christmas bingo masterlist

"for the love of –‘’

She really should have seen this coming, right?

***

“Y/n?” she was barely reacting too distracted by what her beloved boyfriend Jason just told her “YN!” her blank face expression made Todd want to shake her a little to bring her back to reality. As for now he was effectively fighting that urge but each second of her acting like a lunatic were putting his patience to a very hard test. “How many fingers do you see?”

“Now that’s mean.” She came to life rolling her eyes at the charades

“Made you get back down to earth.”

“I’m shocked, not hazy.”

“Why?”

“Why?” was he even serious “you want the list on chronological or alphabetical order?”

“Humour me princess.”

“First: you’re attending a Christmas party at the Wayne Manor? You?”

“It’s only for Alfred’s cooking.”

“Mhm. Obviously.” she teased” Second, you are going to wear formal clothes? You?”

“I’m pretty sure you’ll like me in a suit, won’t you?” Jason reached for her waist pulling her closer to him and caressing the small of her back.

“I like you best when - “

“Oh, don’t I know that….” He murmured in her ear “we’ll get there too I promise.”

“Jace?” her sudden pulling back took him by surprise and when she raised her head to meet his eyes, the unclear message coming from them made him shiver.

“You don’t want to go?” a few years prior, if someone were to tell him he would actually have a girlfriend and wanted to show her off to his siblings and – well – Bruce- he’ll laugh at that person face. In the darkest times he was on the war path with his adoptive father and even being in the same city was almost unbearable. Not that it was sunshine and roses now, but they definitely worked through some differences and – a real miracle –talked for the first time in years. “It’s okay if you don’t.’ no matter the effort there was no way to hide the tone of disappointment in his voice. “we can spend the Christmas eve together, just the two of us and –“

“No! no, no! Jason. I do want to go. I mean , come on, Wayne Manor. Maybe I’ll finally wrap my head around the fact that my boyfriend is the son of a billionaire and start taking advantage of it.” She laughed happily ruffling his hair, that were calling for a hairdresser, but she loved that unruly shag regardless. “I just wonder-“

“what? You’re chickening out? You already know all of them, guess that eliminates the element of surprise when Dick climbs the chandelier or starts balancing on the chair.”

“Am I reading too much into it?”

“What are you talking about, princess? What’s there to overinterpret – oh!”

“Yeah….” She muttered and looked down, suddenly embarrassed of what she said, cursing herself internally for destroying the atmosphere as his grip weakened and mouth hanged open. “You’re inviting me to an official party. As your official girlfriend….”

“It’s not like they don’t know we’re together. Damn, Y/N, you had no idea how much teasing I had to put up with.”

“What did you to Tim, Jason?”

“Nothing! I swear.” he let go of her completely, much to her irritation, raising hands in surrender. The man build like a tank were trying to protect himself from his significantly smaller girlfriend.

“Jason Peter Todd.”

“Nothing permanent. Now, don’t change the subject.”

“Me? I’m still waiting for your answer.”

“You’re not reading too much into it. I want you there. Officially. Before someone get any stupid ideas of stealing you away from me.”

“Not a change, pretty boy.” She drummed her fingers on his chest, feeling his heartbeat “not when I almost give you a heart attack every time I’m near you. It’s the kind of power you don’t give up easily.”

“You say that now, you power-hungry woman. I’m sure you’d love some more hearts to your collection.”

“I have always been a fan of quality rather than quantity. And so it happens I got the best quality available on the market” she smiled at him lovingly, her pretty eyes sparkling.  

“You’re mine, you little tease” in a blink of an eye he was holding her again, running fingers through her hair and connecting their foreheads, letting himself be vulnerable and wishing she could read his mind and hear the words he was unable to articulate “thank you…”

Thank you for existing.

Thank you for staying by my side.

Thank you for loving me.

Thank you for accepting my broken, imperfect love.

***

As every real woman, she had nothing to wear and had to fix some outfit with the old clothes, found at back of the closet, about to feel terribly underdressed.

Or at least that was the plan, before she found neatly wrapped package with her name written across the paper and became a proud owner of the most beautiful and elegant dress she has ever seen.

Turned out Jason had an amazing sense of fashion, picking an outfit serving as a mix of style and quietness.

However, when she asked him about it, the only answer she get was I know what I want to see you in. In Jason’s language it was a sign of care that she won’t feel like an outcast around the female guests, but also a little hint at potential jealousy and protection against possible lustful glances from other men.

Doing a poor job at the second part of it, cause once they entered the manor, all eyes landed on her, leaving Jason gritting his teeth and refusing to leave her alone for even a second. This drove him to such an extreme that he even followed her to the bathroom and was giving responses on her behalf whenever anyone dared to ask her to dance.

“No, of course you can not dance with her. Can’t you see she’s already got a partner, back off, dude.”

Such words were followed by the tightening grip on her hip each time a man gathered enough courage to come too close.

Too close being a couple feet.

“Jason!” she whined at some point “don’t be mean. You don’t dance, you had grown attached to the chair and I'm bored. Come on, just let go off me, it’s not like I’m going to run away from you or anything…” she tried to break free but it was no use, considering both Jason’s strength and possessiveness.

“Sorry, princess. I don’t trust those fops. Can’t risk their hands wondering some place only mine are allowed.”

“But Jay-“

“No one but me dances with you.” He said sternly and much to her surprise dragged her to the dancefloor. What was even bigger shock was that he actually knew how to move. He knew the steps, had a perfect sense of rhythm and definitely did not stump on her feet, not even once, holding her gently, leading her to the music and being delicate and protective, almost making her swoon with the charm.

Apparently, she didn’t know her boyfriend at all.At least not from this side.

He never failed to make her feel safe and loved, but now – encompassed by his arms, held like the most precious person in the world, she felt like a true princess. Something she never experienced before.

“How do you like that, love?” he whispered in her ear, holding her a bit more firmly, causing her heart rate to spike.

“moderately –“

“Then why is your heart racing?” he spun her around perfectly, making sure she was quickly and safely back in his hold.

“It’s not.”

“Well then, it’s about to.” He smirked guiding her a little bit to the right, looking up with the mischievous look in his eyes.

Mistletoe.

“You’re not going to kiss me in the crowd with everyone -“

He was going to.

And most importantly – he actually did.

Luckily she didn’t know that plant wasn’t there earlier and only appeared because of some skilfull vigilante being jealous of the glances thrown her way. Luckily she didn't hear the muffled chuckles coming from the side of the stairs as Dick, Tim and Damian appeared all together out of nowhere, after being gone for a longer while.

She didn't care.

Not as long as she was standing under the mistletoe fulfilling the tradition that came with it with the most wonderful and sneaky bastard if a man there was.

And who couldn't care less about the glances now.

[e-nonsense]

𝗘𝗡𝗭𝗢’𝗦 𝗝𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

key: ♡ fluff | ✮ angst | ☼ smut

SERIES:

LITTLE PRINCE AND PRETTY WITCH ♡ part 1 // part 2

↳ Bruce doesn’t approve of Jason’s infatuation with Constantine’s pupil/wars. Not the Jason cares

HEADCANONS + DRABBLES:

FALLING ASLEEP ON HIM

riding him ☼

jealous reader + semi public bathroom ☼

jealous jason ☼

baby making ☼

brat taming ☼

he loves you ☼

praise kink ☼

jason loves his girl ☼

FICS:

THE BOYFRIEND ISSUE♡ [wc. 0.8k]

↳ you get stood up by your boyfriend, but jason is always there to help

ASK AWAY♡ [wc. 0.7k]

↳ you propose to your long time boyfriend

EMERGENCY ROOM♡✮ [wc. 1.2k]

↳ during jason’s reign as red hood, the joker attacks the infamous nightingale, who was jason’s girlfriend before he died [titans!verse]

ONE WORLD TO ANOTHER ♡✮ [wc. 0.9k]

↳ after a suicide attempt, instead of dying you’re transported to another universe to meet your soulmate [soulmate au]

MY LADY, OH SORCERESS ♡ [wc. 0.9k]

↳ reader is the strongest sorceress is the DCU, her and Constantine are good friends, she also help out a certain red hood. plot twist, they’re married

LONG DISTANCE ♡ [wc. 2.0k]

↳ reader is a green lantern, and being stationed far away is a stress on her relationship

OWNED ☼ [wc. 0.7k]

↳ arkham knight!jason todd who thinks he owns you

© e-nonsense. do no copy/steal/translate. do it and I’ll bite your toes off

[theweirderstuffblogdontlook]

sequel to > this comic < Bob may be a jealous and possessive (self proclaimed) boyfriend, but he knows when he'd be beat. (And he may be many things, but straight is not one of them XD ) Like he could probably take on someone with a chainsaw, maybe a shotgun if he was lucky, but both at the same time being dual wielded by a hot badass?? A man has limits!

Seriously tho, i feel like i outdid myself with this. Bob really do be out there being the funniest yandere boyfriend without even trying.

Like how does a guy end up with Bruce Campbell and Weird Al freaking Yankovic as his main romantic rivals? Except Bruce Campbell is a misnomer cus he's actually jealous of the fictional character Ash Williams. Dude is basically like a jealous boyfriend who learned his girlfriend has a crush of Goku from Dragonball. and rather than coming to any sort of reasonable conclusion he thinks "Oh no! I couldn't win a fight with Goku from Dragonball, he could totally steal my girlfriend!" and then get sad about it X,D Which is also kind of a misrepresentation because the guy is too bisexual to even get proper yandere murder jealous if the potential rival is too attractive XD Like Bob is so funny in a yandere boyfriend tropes way cus usually those kind of characters are like these kind of obsessive mad genius rich guys who have been stalking their target for months and is almost always one step ahead. Meanwhile here Bob is, doing stuff like taking almost a month of living together to even learn his girlfriends name despite being head over heels in love, being a broke ass deadbeat who had to basically kidnap her in her own home and cajole her into buying groceries and new clothes for him; and thanks to the target of his affections being a antisocial, asexual, aromantic shut in, having no former boyfriends or romantic interests of hers to see as competition, he ends up taking out his possessive jealously on celebrities she kind of likes. Except he can't even pull that off because he is simultaneously too intimidated by, and would also be gay for Ash Williams. It's all just too silly.

[toastedkiwi]

Alfred catching Model!Reader wearing pants that don’t belong to her.

Alfred: are those Master Bruce’s pants, Miss Y/l/n?

Y/n: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mr. Pennyworth

~~~Later, on the phone~~~

Bruce: DID YOU STEAL MY PANTS… AGAIN?

Jason: why do you always think it’s me?

Bruce: you’ve done it before!

Jason: *bruce noises* I didn’t do it recently- try Dickus

~~~Dickus

Bruce: I’m only gonna ask you this once and I want the truth

Dick: I am sorry that I stole your car to impress a girl and ended up crashing it.

Bruce: did you- wait, what?

Dick: *panicked* thatsnotwhatyouwantedtotalkabout?

Bruce: I’m missing some pairs of pants, Chum.

Dick: oh…. Wasn’t me! *hangs up*

~~~in Bruce’s office.

Bruce: Stephanie.

Stephanie: what?

Bruce: *narrows his eyes* you’ve stolen my pants before. You’ve done it again.

Stephanie: how dare you accuse me of THEFT!

Bruce: you’re wearing a pair of my jeans right now!

Stephanie: no I’m not *Bruce Wayne is on the tag* these are my jeans that I bedazzled myself!

Bruce: that you stole from my closet!

Stephanie: it doesn’t matter where I got them! Go ask your girlfriend about her stealing your pants!

Bruce: MY girlfriend isn’t a thief!

Stephanie: oh so you do admit that you have a girlfriend

Bruce: *glares*

[nemesisgrcve]

Quick Easy OC Mini Bios

Phantasia Yamiline Vendillo | Fanta Emily Nashton

The Vendillos are a German Family who moved to Italy, this is where Traz met his wife Veronica. They soon moved to England and had their family due to Traz needing to take care of a sick relative in London. He over took his cousins business, a Computer Security Corporation, and decided to expand into the US. Fanta was seven when this happened and was put into a private school to encourage her learning. During her teen years Fanta wanted to become an actress / model. Despite her father hating the idea as he wanted her to do better for herself such as become a doctor or lawyer. Fanta didn't really want that lifestyle, finding it to boring, the young girl just wanted to have fun. After graduating high school she went off to a school for acting & theater. Even incorporating dance, modeling, and singing as well. During her twenties Fanta became rather popular and well known as a model in Gotham. Even becoming the girlfriend of Bruce Wayne for a while before she'd left him due to gaining interest in Edward. She married Edward in her mid/late twenties.

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Carter Alexander Nashton

Eldest son, Harvard Graduate, Doctor. Carter was born a year after Fanta & Edward married. He was the beloved child of both parents until his sister was born, becoming more loved by his mother which turned his relationship with his father & sister sour. Carter did everything to prove his smarts and wits. Only to be overshadowed by Kitty doing it because she was younger and always did it better..... He cut contact with his family after graduating high school, sometimes calling his mother but rather rarely. He now lives somewhere in California but its unknown where exactly. He visits Gotham to see Fanta and only her since she believed in him.

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Adalinda Kathrine Veronica Nashton | Kitty Nashton

Eldest daughter, overachiever, minor villainess known as Echoline. Kitty was born when Carter turned four. She was always curious and loved to learn things. Reading at a young age, trying to play with objects that her father needed for one of his many projects, enjoying puzzles. All through out her school years she tried to become knowledgeable in ever subject. Often reading the whole textbook and then some before the school year even started. This set her up to skip a few grades, be in honors [ AP ] classes, and graduate early if she so wanted to. Once hitting high school she held herself back in order to be around her friends. As Echoline, she works under the Riddler, being a hacker and usually staying out of physical fights. Shes maybe had to get into a fight with the batfam a handful of times. Mostly because she went off to steal some blueprints or something cause she was getting money off a client she took on. Hey sometimes a girl wants some extra cash without asking mommy & daddy for it....so sometimes you gotta break into high tech lab and fight one of the Batfam members.

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Willow Bianca Mariano | William Bernard Mariano | Will Nashton

Adopted son & twin of Kamilla. Found on the streets of Gotham by Fanta.

William is a rather shy and quiet child who has an interest in technology. He takes an extra computer class at Gotham Academy and will ask lots of questions about different machines as well as coding programs. Its not uncommon to locate Will in the library when he's out of school. He hasnt made friends yet but hopes to once hes more comfortable around his classmates.

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Stefano Carmine Mariano | Stephanie Kamilla Mariano | Kam Nashton

Adopted daughter & twin of William. Found on the streets of Gotham by Fanta.

Kamilla is a loud mouth, hyperactive, and loves to get in peoples personal space. Very friendly girl who tries to befriend almost all of her classmates, even the bullies. She loves art and fashion. Always trying to be trendy but put her own spin on it to make it her own. Her favorite thing to do is sit on the roof top of her parents home and try to see if she can catch Gotham's heroes patrolling the city.

[luckyspade-8]

I'd like to thank a random discord convo for this idea.     GOTHAM MUPPET BABIES brought to you by people who have horrid auto correct and write fanfiction.

The only two humans are Harley and the babysitter for everyone else, and Ivy, her cool girlfriend that shows up from time to time. We still have Alfred and the GCPD, they are background characters (like the adults in Rugrats pretty much). The show’s format is a mix of any batman show, muppet babies, and maybe rugrats. The villains are terrorizing the daycare Harely has EX. Penguin stealing from the treasure chest that just happens to be filled with thousands, Riddler making a makeshift death trap with plastic toys, Scarecrow lacing everyone’s drinks with fear toxin at snack time. You name it. And Batman has to stop their plans, and he’s also a baby. 

    A little tiny batbelt with foam batarangs and just flour as smoke bombs. Just, his little gloved hands have a tiny fist full of flour .Alfred packs his costume and he’s there first everyday so “no one knows his identity” (Harley and Ivy are in on it but play it cool for Bruce).  And joker's face up is just reeeaaally good makeup Harley does for him every day. Harvey is in this too, a cute birthmark on his face and has a cookie to flip, the underside burnt for bad and chocolate chip on top for good. (thank you finnie). 

      Kiteman has a kite taped to his back(called the tape duck tape instead of duct tape) and says heck yeah. Penguin either has a penguin onesie or a tux print shirt with a headband hat and has some fancy baby carrier since he’s so freaking privileged. 

      Riddler has a green onesie and takes apart the toys to make something to thwart batman “Widdle me tis batman, Can you read past YOUR grwade level?” Grundy is the oldest but the most non verbal. Selina just likes to steal shiny things from Harley bags and jewelry boxes. Scarecrow likes to go Hwoo Hwaa and might throw bugs around at people to scare them. Jervis is just hypnotizing people with cards and everyone is just that gullible to him since he has a giant hat on his head. 

      Bane is one of the only ones who’s able to pick up the toy trike over his head and chucks it around to knock things over. Roman throws tantrums and has a toy gun with flimsy discs that he shoots in the face with. Killer croc is teething and chews on chair legs and other’s toys. He also has flooded the bathroom in hopes of a pool room, multiple times. Manbat just screeches during nap time, being a pain for everyone else. Killer moth runs into glass doors and knocks over lamps with his wings somehow. 

      The show always ends with Batman stopping them and they get sent to Arkham’s timeout center for 5 minutes. It’s just a stool in the corner as Harley talks to them about their behavior. 

Ivy shows up as the cooler babysitter, who lets them run around, have fun, and makes awesome food! Bub and Louey are just puppies that really look like Hyenas and there’s a tank with living plants and clown fish. 

     Thank you for reading, and thanks to everyone in the discord who gave me ideas for the silly little thing that became 546 words of this.

[ledgerserious8]

Help To See Love | Bruce Wayne (Bale) & Reader

Warning : Don't copy my writing Don't steal my writing. All rights are reserved for my writing

Genre : Drama And Flutter

Summary : Your Bat having trust issues

Word count : 1.6k

As you was the girlfriend of the famous billionaire Bruce Wayne your life was different and let the media put their eyes on you..they had always tried to see how your relationship with your boyfriend Bruce

Your boyfriend Bruce had been with few womans before you but they all wanted his money and never loved him for who he is

He was having trust issues even when he loved you more then anything else in this darkness world

There's someone take advantage of that thing and it's was...the joker

You never thought one day your Bruce your batman the smartest guy into your life

Will choose to believed his enemy..

After a malicious plan by the Joker Bruce was arguing with you in the Wayne manor and for the first time he fell into the Joker's game as if he had been brainwashed

He knew that yelling at you was pointless, and a part of him was ashamed that he had lost control. But after all the reason was Logical

You have." - Bruce spoke softly, his voice was sadder. - "To go away and never come back

His tears started falling as feeling betrayed but still trying to control his emotions

"Bruce are you serious? Stop shut me away from you you know he was lying" - you explained angrily and just hoping for him to see your side of this story

Bruce sighed deeply and looked at you, still unable to come to terms with what had just happened

"He told me you never cared about me, that you hated me, that you want my money, and that you thought I was a fool." - He whispered softly as turned around and give you his back

Your eyes widen After his words as Bruce's eyes filled with tears even more, thinking about them just broke his heart more

You just walked towards him slowly and wrapped your arms around him tightly trying to make him comfortable

As you did that, Bruce's tears dropped one by one

"But I don't know anymore, baby," - he said with a cracking voice, - "I just don't know anymore."

He was so sad after what he heard and what he believed that his heart was filled with so much doubt that he could no longer tell what was true and what was not.

Was it you? Or the clown..

But your touch and voice were able to alleviate those worries for a moment, for a moment until another idea crossed his mind

He just give a sigh out and turned around and face you, you felt his hands cupped your face and looked into your eyes

"Do you love me as much as I love you, Y/n? - he whispered as keep looking at you - "How can I truly trust you again?"

It was evident that his heart was not yet convinced that his trust in you was regained

"I promised you to love you forever" you whispered reminded him of your promise for him to never leave

"Say you love me, say it with all your heart and soul" he whispered softly - "Make me feel the love you have for me."

You felt your heart get melt because Bruce said it so calmly, but the tears in his eyes were still there, his mind was still flooded with doubt

He wasn't sure that he can believe you completely Even though he was already melting with your words about your promise for him

You know Bruce was a strong man but when it's come to his trust on his lover he just becomes so vulnerable and need someone to take his doubts away

Not just words but..actions to prove too so you decided to put your love for him in another language

As your lips touched his, a strange sensation went through Bruce's whole body bit was hard for him to put words on it

He knew what he felt, he knew that it was the love from your words and your kiss But he also felt something special, something unique, something that only he and you could understand.

He felt the love the both of you had for each other and it's made him so calm

"You love me," - he mumbled as he kept moving his lips along yours, - "You do love me, you truly love me."

"I do but don't believe him" - you whispered as looking into his eyes - "remember who you are my bat,"

He didn't want to get away from your kisses, he let you kiss his eyes and his forehead As your lips touched his face, he felt your love coming out with every single kiss on every inch of his face

"I promise but please Say it once more," - he whispered at her, - "Say that you love me, one more time and I will be happy forever."

"I'm so fucking in love with you" you whispered against his lips made him put a grin on his cheeks

As your lips touched his again, you and him were in heaven again

Bruce wanted nothing more than to kiss your lips for the rest of time He had never felt this way with anyone before He didn't want to let go of the moment the both of you experienced together

"I love you," - he said once again with all his love, - "I will always love you."

The both of you were the best for each other, the both of you were suit each other so much you understand him and he does

You know his past relationships that's why you always try to be better and different lover for him..you will always try

Even if he need from you a...

Help To See Love

[noodleswithsoba-blog]

Earth 3329's Batman.

So, who wants to know about my Batman? I know, I know real original story ahead but here's the deal...

He's pretty different, based off the Burton movies mixed with the 2022 Batman, kind of a dark Gothic-Cyberpunk vibe. Also this is probably going to be a massive post.

"Every day I put on that suit, keep my stick at my side, and for what? Just to fall over and over. But I always get back up, because of one truth of this world... everyone needs a little hope and if I'm that hope, then it's worth every fall."

Quick Facts.

Name: Grayson Thomas Wayne.

Birthday: 10/27. (A few days before the anniversary of the start of the Long Halloween.)

Special Ability: Nine Lives. Grayson can come back to life nine times, after the ninth he has no more, however whatever killed him before is remembered and sometimes leads to resistances.

It's main weakness is the fact he remembers how he died every time, if it was particularly traumatic it'd have a deeper impact.

Hair Color: Black.

Eye Color: Green.

Relatives.

Bruce Wayne. (Father.)

Selina Kyle. (Mother.)

Richard 'Dick' Grayson. (Adoptive Older Brother.)

Jason Todd. (Adoptive Older Brother.)

Tim Drake. (Figurative Older Brother/Adoptive.)

Barbara Gordon. (Sister-in-Law.)

Damian Al Ghul/Owlman (Half-Brother.)

Relationships.

Page Monroe (Ex-Girlfriend.)

Pamela Isley (Current Girlfriend.)

Backstory.

The son of Bruce and Selina, young Grayson Thomas Wayne (Named after his big brother and paternal grandfather to highlight the expectations on his shoulders.) was born with Cerebral Palsy, which hampered his training quite a bit, but he was still eager to learn because who wouldn't when your dad is BATMAN? Of course when he became Robin he mostly stayed back with the Batmobile and helped investigate crime scenes and rarely got into fights.

Selina taught her son how to steal things on the side, definitely a mom that'd be protective but still try to have her son grow up a bit by taking on a little more at a time.

As a Robin, Bruce's rogues understood that Grayson couldn't really hurt them, but in this case he turned out to be a pretty sweet kid. Arkham was hell but at least he'd try to make things a little more comfortable for the inmates.

But there was one that didn't like the baby bat, one that wanted to play an even deadlier joke against the Bat and Cat...

The Joker. He took out one Robin, he's 1-3 on the Killed Robin board so the cute little prince of Gotham would have to do. So one night, he caused a huge crime spree, drawing away both Selina and Bruce, the fourteen year old Grayson, eager to prove himself had tracked down the Clown Prince of Crime and was just about to send the location to Oracle when he dropped off the grid.

When they found him he was barely alive, dying soon after and being buried... until he dug his way out and went to bed, scaring the daylights out of Alfred and the rest of the family.

Ever since then, the Bat-Family as well as the Wayne family imploded. Grayson could barely look at the Robin suit without flying into a panic attack, losing his desire to help Gotham. Selina thought it'd be best to divorce Bruce and get their child out of Gotham. In no small part blaming her complacency in the fact that their son had difficulties and still made him a Robin.

They moved to Seattle, Washington. Bruce slowly gave up on being Batman, Gotham slowly rotting further.

Becoming the Bat.

The matter of Grayson becoming Batman is because of a downward spiral after losing Pamela and not processing his grief well at all. While the Mission isn't as important, it all starts as an investigation into Jason Woodrue, who he was suspicious of back in Seattle, but now really wants to find out why he did that to Pamela.

It's also a culmination of all the years he's tried to run from his destiny as the next Batman, so this is all just a burden he has to bear now because he's too far in.

As we'll see with my Superman, this is the opposite of his case.

Personality.

Grayson became a very quiet young man. He could ACT like he's happy or not having issues but in a moment whoever he's hiding it from would see into him.

He very much wears his emotions on his sleeve. Even after what happened to him he still makes an effort to not let it defeat him. He's nervous in big social groups.

He's very soft spoken and doesn't like confrontation, owing to the fact that Pamela and Page were much more outspoken than him and he'd often retreat inside his own head.

But before that, he was outgoing and happy. Almost like he loved everything about being in Gotham and caring about it. Dick and Tim used to remember how eager he was to go out and help.

A lot of the Old Guard of rogues like the Penguin, the first Ivy, and Harley Quinn remember him as a sweet kid that really would get eaten up by Gotham.

He'd talk with them and of course none of them would actively try to hurt him. Mostly because Batman was nearby at all times as little Robin asked Mr. Cobblepot or Miss Ivy about how their gadgets and powers worked.

Grayson was never angry at Harley though. She wasn't there when he died and she probably wouldn't have changed Joker's mind at all. She does shove herself into his life as his 'Auntie Harley' and keeps an eye on him...

Which he finds really sweet but embarrassing because Harley tells Selina EVERYTHING about what he's doing and all that.

He absolutely adores cats, especially ones that wobble because they remind him of himself and he has a way with them because his mom does.

He and Bruce also loved listening to old radio serials like the Gray Ghost and The Shadow, so Grayson implements the tactics of The Shadow into his common Batman kit.

He'd be a drama kid if he wasn't railroaded into being Batman.

While being the Caped Crusader... Grayson is the definition of rage and efficiency. He has to be mindful of his limits and his Batsuit is armored in such a way to protect himself.

So imagine him fighting with a stick and metal claws and a whip, he's a blend of Batman and Catwoman with a bit of Nightwing.

He's also very measured and calm when not fighting. Often as to not scare civilians and unnerve villains when he's skulking towards them wanting to beat the tar out of them.

Well, that's his LAST resort. He tends to go for mind games rather than straight fisticuffs but can handle himself if desired. He doesn't have much of a Batgrowl, more like a soft, gentle monotone.

He does have a lot of gadgets in comparison to his father. Some more to make Batmanning more accessible. He does have his own Batmobile and that's pretty much it for vehicles.

His relationship with the GCPD is hostile. He doesn't care about them considering he has access to their records, and again, Babs is out of town but tries to help.

Meanwhile Gotham's falling apart at the seams by the time he returns.

As Grayson Wayne the Playboy... there isn't one. He has Ivy, or Page. He's happily partnered with either one of them and they're basically the talk of the town.

Even though he's highly introverted and his social battery is nonexistent, Pamela tends to chase them off with a glare, while Page would whip them all into an excited crowd as she regales them with glamourous tales to help Grayson get away.

Love Interests.

Back when Grayson was younger, he was a real hit with the uppercrust of Gotham, being the Prince of the City had it's benefits. Of course, there were several people who wanted to take advantage. None moreso than former actress Gloria Monroe and her daughter Page.

Gloria wanted to marry Page off to the Waynes as a backup plan if the acting didn't work out.

Of course, Page initially didn't want to be there, until she saw Grayson go into the manor's library for a little social battery recharge with his wobbly cat, Wells.

Page was a child star, a rising sensation in the entertainment world, being a riches to rags back to riches story in GOTHAM was a big deal.

But with Grayson? She had a friend who never saw the actress and saw the girl underneath. Over the next few months, she would remember every day with him fondly as she slowly began to fracture, clinging to him and wanting him to stay with her.

Until one day he broke up with her. Telling her that he was leaving Gotham. Yet she still held feelings for him, and little did she know for a while after he did too.

She has a very good memory for dates and often reminisces on the days where she was beautiful, the days where she had a wobbly cat and the heart of the Prince of Gotham.

There's a theme of getting back what you lost before with Page. Echoes of Sunset Boulevard, too. Constantly trying to stay relevant, to stay beautiful, to stay as she was before.

She's the first person the newly returned Batman saves. Page and Grayson reunite and she's on the very edge of snapping after losing a job and being rejected from new ones for not being what they wanted.

As a further partner, Page would be a pretty capable partner considering Mean Seasons, and this versions acting skills. Plus she'd appreciate her Gracey's efforts to reform Gotham with her as his spokeswoman.

She still would wear her mask if she gets overwhelmed or scared.

Pamela Isley met Grayson at a college party. Both of them being intense introverts but she was outspoken and very strong-willed. Something the quieter, softer Grayson needed help with regaining. Pamela also was a botany student, very intelligent and successful.

She was also intensely against all forms of authority, and would easily, easily be ACAB and maybe an Anarchist. Ironic considering that her boyfriend used to be a Robin.

Although nowadays Grayson would agree with her on a lot of points. She ended up radicalizing him.

Grayson steadily forgot about Gotham with her. Saw the light and saw getting better as a possibility. For himself, and to be a better man for her and his family.

However, the experiments that she was undergoing to protect the plants she loved and by extension protecting him from the wider world because he was one of the only people who saw her as more of a person other than her family killed her.

But like Grayson, Pamela rose again. Her goal is to tear down the corruption of Gotham, and make a garden in its place, to be the salvation of the planet as well as the idea of being alone with the people she loves completely safe.

Of course Dr. Woodrue's goal was to precisely make an embodiment of the Green to combat humanity's expansion and grasp immortality. And while Dr. Isley finds it cruelly ironic that her daughter went down the same road...

Pamela sees it as a new opportunity. If only she could stop thinking about Grayson and see it through to the end. She's extremely antisocial towards other people and only still loves Grayson because he respects her autonomy and adores her for who she is.

Also during parties she scares people off. As Ivy, she's a very hostile person to whoever or whatever is getting in her way, but she helps Grayson because they have a similar goal. A better Gotham.

The only reason WHY she goes to these galas is to make people wildly uncomfortable. Also picking out more targets for her partner to take down, it's a whole system.

Also she absolutely has various plant monsters throughout Gotham just waiting for a citywide threat even though Grayson harps on it.

[petrovaaaae]

White Winter Wolf

CHAPTER 20

Did he like the thought of her working with Walker? Absolutely not. Even though she hadn't gone into detail about how she was working with Walker, or why he was actually involved, he still didn't like it. The apartment was now filled with little plants, and it actually amused him because Irina tended to them daily, humming each morning as she did the rounds on them to water them. He would just sit on the couch watching whilst she drank his coffee, before she would walk over, take his coffee and walking away with it. This was why he always had a second cup on standby - her coffee-stealing habits had been dating back since the vacation with the team, so he was well used to it now. There had been a few times when she would get a phone call and would have to shuffle off to another room, and in part, it annoyed him. Why? Because he knew it was regarding her work with Sharon. Was it Walker on the phone? That's what bothered him. He already didn't want her working with Walker, he didn't like the guy! But, he trusted Irina, he trusted her to know that she would tell him if he tried anything, if he was disrespectful towards her. 

So, Irina was gone most of the day, and Bucky would find himself at the compound. When he was there, he would zone in and out of conversation, not really bothering to pay interest to Sams jokes, things Thor finds interesting in the 'mortal world', Tonys was talking about new tech, Natasha was talking to Bruce, and Steve was staring at Bucky. Why? He most likely knew that Bucky was not happy. No, he was not happy with this mission Steve had put her on. Was it a mission? It sure as hell sounded like one. 

"You okay, bud?" Steve asked as he approached him, sitting down beside him. Bucky only huffed in reply, shrugging a shoulder "You seem awfully quiet."

"Yeah, well, my girlfriend is kind off out there putting herself at risk." Bucky bit out, his jaw clenching.

"Irina will be fine, she is highly skilled, Buck." Steve offered, yeah. He knew that, the girl all but kicked Buckys ass once and punched him twice so hard he felt his brain vibrating.

"Still dont like the thought of her doing this." Bucky mumbled, and Steve turned his head to look at him.

"I know. You just gotta trust me when I say everything will be fine." Steve offered, and suddenly he heard vibrating. Steve sat forward, reaching for his phone in his pocket, taking it out "Speak of the devil herself." Steve said, his brows furrowing as he answered.

Irina was ringing him? Why. An anxious feeling crept over him, surely it was just something to do with Sharon? Maybe she just needed information? But he saw how Steve's expression changed, his features hardening "Whats wrong?" Bucky asked and Steve's gaze went to him.

"Are you hurt?" Steve said suddenly and Bucky sat forward, turning to look at him "Slow down, Irina. Slo- How many?"

"STEVE!" Bucky shouted, what the fuck was going on? Even Natasha's head turned towards Steve as she watched him. Was Bucky freaking out? Yes. 

"Ill get Tony to track your phone, we will be there soon. Hold tight." Steve hung up the phone, running his tongue over his lip. He couldn't meet Bucky's gaze, and this only told Bucky that something was seriously wrong, Steve stood looking over at Natasha "Sharon has caught onto Irina, someone gave her up."

​Bucky stood, shaking his head. Was he angry? Too fucking right he was angry, he said this would happen! He was more pissed because Irina didn't call him "Lets just not stand here, she needs our help. Suit up." Tony said, looking between them all. 

"I said this would fucking happen, Steve! I told you! Why does no one ever listen to me, now my girlfriend is literally about to be fucking killed!"  Bucky shouted at Steve who only dropped his head, nodding "If anything happens to her, I will.." Bucky shook his head, he couldn't even say it. But he knew Steve understood. So, they all went to suit up, heck even Thor came along for the show despite Bucky knowing that would be an overkill completely. When they boarded the quinjet, Bucky was pacing, taking his phone out, checking the minutes. His anxiety was going through the roof, one more minute could be the minute she gets shot, one more minute could be the minute she is killed. 

"Barnes, when we get there, hold tight." Tony said, turning to him and Bucky shook his head "Steve, Nat and Sam will go in, you will hold tight."

"I am going in there." Bucky said through gritted teeth "No one is going to stop me, my gal is in there and I am going in to fucking get her!" He shouted, his chest rising and falling quickly and deeply "Who is going to stop me?"

"No one, Buck. Just....calm down." Steven said slowly as he approached him "Take it easy."

"Calm down? Calm fucking down? Are you serious?!" he exclaimed, shaking his head "I can't loose her Steve." He sid quietly, shaking his head furiously and Steve tilted his head "I can't."

"You're not going to loose her, man." It was Sam, and he was usually sick of hearing that annoying voice but this time he was glad to hear it, to know they had Irina's back "We all are here, we got her."

"Im still going in." Bucky said quickly, and they all nodded at him. Maybe they finally understood that no matter what, not one of them was going to hold him down in here? So when they finally touched down, it was beside an abandoned warehouse. Was Sharon really operating from here? Maybe this is where she kept everything. As the ramp of the quinjet lowered, he instantly heard gunshots and his heart picked up a few paces. Was Irina in the middle of all this? Was she really in there alone against that? Steve, Nat and Bucky went down the ramp as both Tony and Sam took to the skies, checking the building from the outside. 

"Alright guys iv got visual, it looks as if Irina and Walker are both in there against what I would assume is, Sharon and co." Tonys voice came over the comms "Tread carefully."

They went towards the building, entering through the side door. The three of them split up, going in opposite directions. He could hear the whizz of the bullets as they shot through the air, the heavy breathing, the light scuffling off feet. When he rounded another corner, he was met with a man, who bucky instantly took down. Did he know if he was team Sharon or team Irina? No. But he didn't care, he had a gun and Bucky saw him as a hazard.  

​"Stop fucking shooting at me, its rude!" Irina. Of course she would be snarky in a moment like this.

"You know whats rude? Lying to someone and being a little sneak." Sharons voice came, and Bucky felt a rush of anger run through his veins.

"Well maybe if you weren't such a bitch I wouldn't have to do it." Irina. Stop "Alright, you know what? Put the fucking gun down, me and you. Come on." Was she seriously offering Sharon...a 1v1 fight? He rolled his eyes as he came to a corner, and he peeked round, watching as Sharon was tucked behind one wall, a few men hiding behind a few pillars who were obviously Sharon's men, and Irina was ducked down beside a half wall. 

"Is that Irina I hear mouthing off?" Steve's voice came through the comms.

"Yeah." Bucky replied flatly 

"Of course it is." Natasha's voice came through as well.

"Do you honestly think I am that stupid?" Sharon said "Do you honestly think I am going to fight you?"

"Coward." Irina's voice came, and there was a certain snark to her voice.

"Can we just talk this out?" Walker. God, he hated that voice. He hated that man. 

"NO!" Irina and Sharons voice both came at the same time "You know what? Change of plan." Irina's voice came. Change of plan? What the fuck was she talking about. He looked around the wall, and suddenly he felt the ground shaking beneath him. 

"What is Logan Paul doing? The whole building is shaking!" Starks voice came through the comms. And just like his word, the whole building was shaking. 

"On your left!" Sams voice came but it wasn't through the comms, he came in kicking one of the guys down, his wings knocking down two more as Irina finally came round from the half wall, reaching her hand up to knock more of them down before she slammed her hand onto the floor, and it cracked underneath it, spreading until it reached the other men who came at her. 

"Samuel, nice of you to join us! Walker here is completely useless!" Irina shouted and Bucky finally came out, walking over to as he kicked one of the other guys out of the way. Irina lifted her hand, looking towards Sharon "I am going to fucking kill you." she drawled out, stalking towards her. Murderous kitten. 

"Logan Paul, stand down!" Tonys voice came and he came into the building.

"Irina." Bucky called, maybe that would make his murderous little vixen stop? No. It didn't. because as another guy came at her, she took out a pocket knife, plunging it into his neck "Irina!" 

Where the hell was these guys coming from? Because no matter how many went down, more of them came. He saw a flash of blue and steel as Steve's shield knocked down a handful of them. Natasha came sliding in as Bucky fought another one of them. 

"You can't kill a civilian!" He heard Sharon shout and then...god...Irina's laugh, she really was in murder mode. Looking over, Irina was fighting another guy, and as soon as she took him down she slammed her hand against the floor in the direction of another man who approached and it crumbled beneath him taking him under. This was what she could do? He could feel the vibrations beneath his feet.

"You aren't a fucking civilian! You're a raging bitch!" A smirk pulled on Buckys face as he heard Irina's words, and he made his way towards Irina as Natasha swirled around him, taking down another guy "Oh hey, James. Here to join the party?" she said as she turned, looking at him.

"You alright, doll?" He asked looking over her and she nodded, and before he could even respond she moved forward taking the knife from his belt, plunging it into something behind his shoulder, when he looked it was another guy. He looked at her with wide eyes "We need to get you out of here." 

"Nope!" Irina said "Not until I kill her!" She exclaimed, turning to look for Sharon. Where was she? The hairs on his neck stood up, and he could hear the foot steps behind him, quickly he turned punching the guy away, before taking down another one. 

"Where did she go? Where is Sharon?!" Tonys voice came and Bucky looked around, she just disappeared "Rogers, Romanoff, track her down, I want her found." Tony said and Irina twirled around, looking up at Tony as Natasha and Steve went off in one direction "Stand down, Logan Paul."

"She fucking shot me, Tony! I am going to kill her!" Wait, she was hurt? Looking down at her he saw the patch of red on her shoulder "Walker here apparently doesn't know how to do undercover work!" 

"Walker, you screwed up?" Sams said as he landed beside them, looking over at John who was looking down at the ground panting "What did he do?" he asked, turning to look at Irina. 

"Sharon didn't know me and Bucky were dating, Steve never told her, so Walker here decided to bring it up! Now, of course Sharon got suspicious and had me fucking followed." Irina said, wait, Sharon didn't know? Well of course she didn't know, she would never have fell for it if she knew Irina was dating Bucky. 

"You didn't tell me not to say anything!" Walker shouted and Bucky glared at him, grabbing Irina by the arm to pull her back and behind him, and he could feel himself tense "Oh, great. Hello, Buck. How have you been?"

"Raise your voice at her one more time and I will make sure you won't be able to speak for a long time." Bucky said through gritted teeth, and he felt Irina's hand on his arm, pulling at him "Also, don't call me that. You don't get to call me that."

"Everyone, take it easy!" Starks voice came, and he landed beside them walking over "We are not doing this, we aren't having you two super soldiers battle it out, no no, not today." He turned towards Irina looked at her "Are you okay?"

​"I feel sick, Tony." she whispered and Bucky instantly turned towards her, taking in her appereance. She looked paled, maybe the adrenaline that would have been flowing was finally starting to settle? 

​"Let me see." Bucky said as he brought his hand up to her shoulder, his fingers pressing against the bullet shaped hole on her top, blood pouring through "I think you're in shock, doll." Was he pissed off? Absolutely. If Sharon was still here he was sure he would absolutely fucking kill her. Woman or not he would rip her apart limb by limb. 

"No sign of Sharon, we took care off the remaining few assailants." Natasha's voice came through the comms.

"Roger that, head back to the quinjet, Thor is keeping it warm for us." Tony said through the comms. 

"That was pretty neat." Sam suddenly said and Irina looked at him raising her brow "The whole...ground shaking, earth splitting...cool trick." Irina nodded her head slowly, and Bucky had to admit - it was cool. Scary, but cool. Now he saw for himself what she could do, and he wondered if she held back whilst she was doing it as well, but she was pissed, she was angry, how much was she able to hold back whilst feeling all that? 

"I still feel sick." Irina said again and Tony looked at her "And dizzy." she quickly added, and Bucky looked at her as she squeezed her eyes shut then open again, and when she stumbled he caught her, sweeping her up "No, no, I can..I can walk." she said and he shook his head.

"No, doll." He replied and he walked with her as Walker followed, Sam and Tony flew off towards the quinjet again. Did he want to turn around and punch Walker? Yes. If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't be in this state "Gon' be okay, sugar." he whispered to her and she nodded her head, resting it again his shoulder. It hurt to see her like this, to see her in pain. He walked until they reached the quinjet, going up the ramp and he set her down on one of the seats as Sam came over, pulling aside Irina's top and Bucky looked at him, giving him that famous death glare "What do you think you are doing?" 

"Getting the bullet out and cleaning this wound." Sam said, a confused look passing over his face and Bucky nodded his head. Of course Sam knew how to do this, he was in the army after all. But, so did Bucky. And Steve. 

"I hate this part." Irina said as Sam took one of the alcohol wipes, pressing it against the wound to clean it as Irina inhaled deeply, squeezing her eyes shut "Bucky I really want to squeeze walkers eyeballs out for causing this."

A smirk pulled over Buckys face at those words and he took Irina's hand, squeezing it softly as he kneeled beside her "I give you full permission, doll." 

"No, no squeezing eyeballs out!" Tony said as he came in, he was no longer wearing his suit "Walker mentioned about you and Bucky and everything went downhill? Sharon flipped just like that?"

"Yep." Irina said quickly 

"It is her attitude!" Walker exclaimed as he turned around "Maybe I said it on purpose because, no harm Bucky, but your girl is a bitch." Bucky looked up at him, narrowing his eyes and even Irina opened her eyes, her head turning to look at him.

"We don't insult Irina." Tony said slowly 

"One word away from me killing you, walker." Bucky hissed "One word." 

"Zero words away from me killing him!" Irina exclaimed as she tried to get up for Sam to push her back down "Sam." She hissed

"Irina!" Sam exclaimed shaking his head "Walker, shit your ass down and shut up." He said, as he took a pair of forceps, putting them into the wound and Irina tensed, humming in a high pitched tone as she tapped her foot furiously again the floor "You done this with your fingers on me, girl."

"Gonna be sick." Irina said suddenly and Sam froze looking at her "Think I am going to be sick."

"Its okay, doll." Bucky said, turning his head to look at her and her gaze went to him as she nodded her head furiously as Sam turned the forceps and she squeezed Bucky's hand.

"Alpine." She whispered, and he raised his brow "What has Alpine been doing today?" she asked, and it then dawned on him that she was trying to distract herself from Sam prodding around inside her shoulder, nodding his head he smiled.

"You know alpine, laying about, wanting scratched, fed." Bucky admitted "Think he misses you, doll. Won't get out of that swing you got him." She smiled at his words, nodding her head.

"Sam how long does it take to get a bullet out of someone?" Natasha asked as she approached "I would have had that done ten minutes ago." 

"Its...right...in..there." Sam gritted out as he continued twisting the forceps and Irina practically made a kettle sound from her throat "Sorry." Sam said looking at her apologetically. 

"Better than getting stabbed repeatedly, right?" Natasha asked Irina with a smile and it made her laugh, nodding her head.

"Getting stabbed it the worse." Irina mumbled, as Sam finally pulled the bullet out. As he held it up in the forceps, he examined it "What are you doing?"

"Looking to see if anything chipped off, anything that could cause an infection." Bucky suddenly said and Irina looked at him, nodding her head slowly "Doesn't look as if there is, Sam." Because of course, Bucky could see it. As Sam lifted the medikit, Bucky took it off him "Thanks." he said, rather awkardly and Sam nodded, standing as he walked away. If there was one thing Bucky knew how to do, it was how to patch up a wound. 

"Look, I am sorry. I shouldn't have let it get to me." Walkers voice suddenly came, and Bucky felt a low growl vibrating from his chest, as Irina's eyes glanced up at Walker "You have a nice girl here, Bucky. I...shouldn't have called her a bitch."

"Fuck off Walker." Irina instantly said and Bucky felt that smirk pull on his lips again as he put the gauze over the wound "Can we get like...oh...Chinese food when we get back?" she said as she looked at Bucky.

"Can we just talk about this?" Walker said causing Irina to groan, pouting her lip at Bucky and Bucky looked at her, raising his brow.. He could see that Walker was clearly annoying Irina "We are partners, we need to settle this."

"She isn't your partner. She is my partner." Bucky suddenly said, turning his head to look at John as his eyes narrowed "Even if she was your partner, you're a pretty shitty one considering you got her shot, so turn around and walk away because you're really starting to annoy me." 

"Buck, you alright?" Steve asked, turning his head from the cockpit 

"Wannabe you is being irritating." Irina said, turning to look at Steve and suddenly Irinas head turned towards John "You know, you're lucky we are even giving you a ride back. Should have fucking left you there."

"Language." Steve said flatly and he sighed, looking at John "Take a seat, pal. Give them space."

"I just want to sort this." Walker said, directing his hand towards Irina as he looked at Steve.

"Take a fucking seat." Bucky said through gritted teeth, was he pissed? Yes. He felt Irina's hand on his upper arm, gently squeezing it as his chest raised and fell deeply, each breath coming quicker than the last.

"Everybody calm down!" Tony exclaimed, standing in front of walker, turning to look at Irina and Bucky and he winked at them before turning his head to Walker "I get it. You didn't mean for this to happen, and these things do happen. No big deal. Sit down, we will be home soon."

Walker finally nodded his head, slowly retreating and Bucky shifted, sitting in the seat beside Irina as he placed the last few bandages on her shoulder before moving her top back up and into place "Still want chinese food, doll?" he asked and she shook her head "Still feel sick?" She nodded her head, resting her head back against the rest. Natasha came over with a bottle of water and she handed Irina it, as well as handing her a few pain relief pills.

​"Painkillers and there is anti sickness pills there too, should make it go away." Natasha said, offering her a smile.

Irina popped the pills into her move and she went to open the bottle of water but groaned as she moved her left arm, and he figured it was basically that was the arm connected to the shoulder she was shot in. Taking the bottle of water off her, he opened it, handing it back to her and she smiled at him before taking a gulp from it, downing the pills. As she settled back, her head rolled towards Bucky "Can't wait to see alpine." she whispered and he smiled at her, kissing her forehead softly "Can't wait to just...lie with you." 

"Come here.." he said and he went to drape his arm around her shoulder but then remembered about the wound, so he shifted, and Irina sat on his knee, leaning into him as her head rested on his shoulder "Thought I was gon' loose you, doll." he said quietly to her and she laughed.

"Can't get rid of me that easy, James." she whispered, and he felt a smile pull on the corner of his lip as he wrapped his arms around her waist, he heard her content humming as he placed a kiss on the crown of her head. When he looked up he saw Steve sitting back, smiling at him. Did his friend look happy for him? Absolutely. He sat there, his hand has crept up to stroke Irina's hair from her face and when he looked at Walker, he narrowed his eyes. Was that jealousy in Walkers eyes? Bucky was good at reading people's emotions, and that was the one he picked up on. One way to test it? His hand that was stroking her hair went underneath her chin and she hummed as he tilted her chin up and he placed a soft kiss on her lips before she buried her face into the crook of his neck again. When he looked at John, he caught that hardened gaze, that twitch in his lip and his jaw clenching. Jealous. He was jealous. Shifting slightly with Irina on his lap, he tilted his head at John.

​"Love you, doll." he said, just loud enough so he knew John heard it. Of course he would hear it, he was a super human as well, meaning he had enhanced hearing.

​"Love you, bucky." she whispered her words mumbled as she was pressed into his neck. She pulled her head back, resting it on his shoulder as she watched look at him "What are you doing?" She asked, and he looked down at her "Are you having a stare competition with Walker?" he could see the effects of the painkillers in her eyes, her pupils were much larger, drowsy looking. 

"Apparently." he said, a smirk pulling on his lips and he saw the lazy smile pull on her lips "I think he has a thing for you, doll."

"He does." Irina admitted, and he furrowed his brows at her "He freaked out when I told him I was dating you." she said and his eyes glanced up towards Walker before returning to her again. He gave a curt nod as he settled back, just watching John for the rest of the journey. He hated the guy. He hated him even more now because of this, for his stupid actions resulting in Irina getting shot, for him having a thing for his gal. As they reached the compound, Irina stood up groggily, and Bucky wrapped his arm around her waist as the ramp lowered, walking down it with her. 

​Once they were inside, Steve and Thor collapsed onto the couch, what the hell was Thor exhausted for? He did nothing! 

"Alright, buckle, drive safe, get her to bed." Tony said as he walked in 

"Oh he will get her to bed, alright. Thor said he heard something about the old man next door complaining about a certain noise to Steve?" Sam said, as he walked in and Bucky looked over at Steve who looked down with a smile as his cheeks turned a shade of red. 

"Doesn't Irina live here? Shouldn't she be here given whats happened?" Walker asked as he walked in and Irina groaned, looking up at Bucky as she pouted her bottom lip, and Bucky rolled his eyes sighing at Walkers words.

"Two love birds have their own nest." Tony commented, and Bucky felt a smirk pull on his lips.

"We live together." Bucky said flatly and Irina took hold of his Bucky's hand, walking and pulling on it "Coming, doll."

"Alpine." she groaned "He will be so pissed at us if we don't get back to him." 

"The demon kitty?" Thor asked, looking up at them and Irina laughed "He tried to use my leg as a scratch post."

"Maybe because you drew a picture of yourself on the wall?" Bucky asked, looking over at him with a raised brow and Thor grinned, nodding his head "Its a terrible picture."

"Its art! Aprpeciate it." Thor exclaimed defensively and Bucky shook his head

"Thor, stop doing those pictures! They are everywhere! We got it, you discovered the internet, hooray!" Tony exclaimed, rolling his eyes "Alright, good night. Look after Logan Paul and the....hole she now has in her shoulder."

"Shouldn't she go to hospital?" Walker asked 

"Good luck with getting her there." Natasha commented 

"Shut up, Walker. I swear if you talk one more time I am going to spoon your eyes out and feed them to alpine." Irina said slowly and Bucky looked at her, and she pulled on his hand, furrowing his brows and he nodded his head "Good night, people. Thank you for saving me from inevitable death caused by his truly, John Walker." 

"Night, guys." Bucky called and the team called their goodbyes as they walked towards the corridor that led to the lift. Bucky looked at her as she hummed, swaying slightly on her feet. Did he want to ask her why she didn't tell him that she knew Walker had a thing for her? Not now, not whilst he was able to hear them. They got into the elevator, with Bucky wrapping his arm around her waist again to keep her steady as they walked towards the car. He decided that it was better to take the car this time given she was unsteady on her feet. Opening the passenger door, she got in and he leaned down, buckling her in before pressing a kiss on her forehead and closing the door. 

Once he got into the car himself, he started up the engine, setting off on the journey. He looked over at her constantly, checking on her to make sure she was alright. Heck, he was worried about her. Her eyes looked hazy, and he knew it was the effects of the painkillers. She rolled her head to look at him, smiling at him and he put his hand on her thigh, squeezing softly and she placed her own hand over the top of his and he lifted his hand, entwining his fingers with hers. 

"What we gonna do about Sharon, Bucky?" she asked, and he sighed, shaking his head.

"Gotta track her down." Bucky admitted, running his tongue along his bottom lip "Ill kill her." he drawled out and she squeezed his hand softly, looking away "Knew you shouldn't have went in on this, doll."

"I know." she whispered and she rolled her head to look out the window. 

"You okay?" He asked and she nodded her head "Sams right, pretty cool what you did." She laughed softly, rolling her head to look at him "Cracking the floor, making buildings shake. You sure you're okay? Must bring back some horrible memories." 

​Because he remembered how she once told him she didn't like doing it unless she had to. She pouted her bottom lip out, and he saw the tears glistening in her eyes. Untangling his hand from hers, he lifted it and he brushed away the tear that fell "Its okay, doll." he whispered, and she shook her head, inhaling deeply as she looked ahead and he turned his gaze to the road.

"Its stupid." she said and he scrunched his nose up.

"It's not." he admitted and he pulled up outside the apartment block, switching the engine off and he turned his head to look at her "Not stupid to be upset about something that brings back those memories." she exhaled deeply, looking at him as she nodded with a smile. He got out of the car and he walked round to her side of the car, opening the door and she was unbuckling her seatbelt, but given her...groggy nature, she was failing at it. Leaning down, he unbuckled it and she laughed, as he held his arm out and she took it as he helped her from the car. He closed the door as he wrapped his arm around her. He wasn't stupid enough to know that he should be careful. After all, if Sharon had her followed she could have easily led them right back here. So, when he slipped his gun from his waist band, she looked at him. "Just incase." he said and she nodded as they walked into the apartment block, going up the stairs, but even as they walked Bucky was listening intently, checking for any unfamiliar smells. As soon as they got to his apartment door, he unlocked it, stepping inside, taking a moment to listen, to smell, before turning to Irina and nodding for her as she walked inside with him. 

"Im going to get changed, Bucky." she said, and he nodded to her. "Uhm...House rule will be broken tonight."

​"Thats okay, doll. Get comfortable." he said as he set his keys on the table, watching as she walked into the bedroom. A few seconds passed and he could hear Irina frustrated groan and he walked into the bedroom to see her sitting topless, shaking her head.

"Fucking arm wont work!" she exclaimed, and he couldn't help but run his eyes over her before settling on her face once more.

"Here, let me help." he said as he walked over to her, and he helped her put the pyjamas top on and when he stepped back, he couldn't help but laugh. It was a matching pair of pyjamas, a top with shorts, and on them were repeated pictures of little ducks. Moving aside the strap of her top, she glared at him "Just checking to make sure its covered." he said, nodding towards the bandage around her shoulder and she nodded as he adjusted it "Probably should get Doctor Cho to check it over in the morning, but Sam did a pretty good job at removing it."

"Felt like killing him when he was doing it, but...yeah, he was good at it." Irina admitted and she climbed onto the bed, he could tell she was exhausted. She crawled over, resting her head on the pillow as she watched him. Bucky pulled at the zip of his leather jacket, pulling it off and throwing it aside as he sat on the bed to pull the laces off his boots.

"Why didn't you tell me that you knew walker had a thing for you?" he asked, looking at her over his shoulder and she sighed, shaking her head "Not gonna answer me, doll?" he pushed his boots off, standing as he undid the buckle of his belt, pushing down the cargo pants. He both hated and loved his tatical gear. 

"Because I knew you would get pissed." Irina mumbled and he pulled off his top, turning to look at her as he exhaled deeply, he watched as her eyes ran over his bare chest.

"How did you know" he asked, and her gaze returned to his again and she bit her lip "Gotta tell me, doll." 

"He...just...compliments. Overly nice. Caught him staring at things he shouldn't have been staring at a few times, this kept on going even when I was being a bitch to him." He tensed as his jaw clenched, watching her "Then I told him about you, he got weird. Like, really weird."

"How?" He asked and she shrugged, scrunching his nose up "Irina, please tell me."

"Just being...Its hard to describe, but weird. Asking me what we do, if me and you had plans, he even asked for me to come out with him and when I said no, because obviously I wouldn't, he said it was obviously as friends." She sighed, tilting her heead and Buckys gaze hardened on her "Beforehand he would never mention it around Sharon, but tonight he just...blurted it. I don't get why he done it."

"Hes jealous." Bucky suddenly said and she looked at him, and he shook his head "I saw him on the ride back, watching you, watching us."

​Irinas gaze slowly drifted away and she bit on her lower lip "Should have told me, doll." he said and she looked at him, nodding her head "Giving me a lot of reasons not to trust you." 

"What?" She asked, sitting up quickly and she groan, slumping her shoulders "Not to trust me? Bucky, I literally insulted him every time I was even in a god damn room with him." she said flatly "Like, not insult in a light humoured way, but...bad insult. Hurtful things."

Was the doubt starting to creep over? He watched her, debating on it. She moved on the bed, coming to her knees as she took his hand and he just watched her, was it the fact that he rarely trusted anyone? Maybe. Did he believe her when she said she loved him? He did, he believed it each time. 

"Bucky." she whispered, and he was pulled from that trance, from the thoughts of doubt as he looked at her "I just couldn't tell you yet because I knew youd flip and... I was getting somewhere until Walker decided to be a prick." 

Was he trying to keep calm? Absolutely. He didn't want to get pissed, not now, not whilst she was like this. He could see that hazy look in her eyes still, she was still under the influence of the painkillers that Nat gave her. She was on an op, she was...doing her job. Moving his hand out of hers, he cupped her cheek and she gulped, looking up at him "Don't ever keep something like that from me again." he drawled slowly "I don't care what the reason is, do not keep secrets from me."

Irina nodded slowly, her gaze dropping "Im sorry." she whispered and he tilted his head, exhaling deeply. Leaning down, his knee coming on to rest on the bed, as he slowly moved her backwawrds.

"Look at me." he said and her gaze returned to him "I love you, Irina, god knows I love you." he ran his tongue over his bottom lip, his head dropping before he looked back up at her "I don't appreciate another man looking at you how only I should look at you. Especially if its someone you've to work with."

"He scares me." Irina suddenly whispered, and he furrowed his brows, searching her features. This was probably the first time since he had met Irina, that she actually.....said she feared someone. Usually she held her own against another. Heck, she had faced him, she knew what Bucky was capable off and she didn't even...fear him. "I really don't like him, Bucky." 

"What did he do?" he asked, and he knew that the easiest way to read her was through her eyes, so he searched them, and he saw the fear in them, the worry spreading through them.

"Hes just,,,unpredictable. Theres a darkness in him." she whispered and he ran his tongue over his lower lip, he saw what Walker was capable off. He saw him smash a fucking kids head in "I really don't want to work with him again."

He didn't like seeing her like this, so any anger that filled him had soon melted away, and he nodded his head "You won't." he said, his hands cupping her face "You won't even have to see him again after this." Especially if Bucky had anything to do with it. 

"Promise?" she asked and he nodded his head, placing a kiss against her forehead.

"Promise, doll." he said, he actually had never seeen her this unsettled about a person before "Lie down, you look exhausted." he said and she nodded, as she pulled away from him, lying down. Now, he knew Walker was an unstable person, but always had been, the government was just stupid enough to inject that serum into him. With the serum came the rage after what happened to Lemar. Watching her, did he really not trust her? Of course he trusted her. He didn't trust Walker. Shifting, he lay down beside her, and she lifted her hand, running her fingertips acros his jawline. Alpine came running in, jumping up on the bed as he nested beside them. Bucky kept his sight on her, she looked so tired. 

"You've no reason to not trust me, Bucky." she suddenly said and he ran his tongue over his lower lip "I don't think of anybody else but you. There is never going to be anybody else but you." he wached her, giving her a curt nod of his head as his jaw clenched. 

"Never?" he asked and she shook her head "At all?" 

"Never." she confirmed, and he took her hand that was that was caressing his jaw, kissing the palm of her hand. Did he believe her? Yes. From that look in her eyes, he believed her. For him there would never be another woman, he couldn't even think of anybody else in that way. She opened this door for him, she showed him this way of happiness and nobody else would ever be able to fill his heart like she did. Releasing her hand, he lifted his arm and she placed her head on his chest, his arm wrapping around her "I love you, Bucky. Please don't ever doubt that." He didn't. He used to, but he didn't. 

[nightwings-circus]

Boyfriend

Jason Todd X fem! Reader

Synapses: Dick leaves you alone at a Wayne gala for a certain outlaw to snatch you up. Loosely Based off the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

Warnings: SMUT. 18+ only. Minors and blank blogs will be blocked. Oral (F! Rec.), full sex, pet names, cheating, I think that’s all?

You sigh as you grab another drink off the gorgeous silver platter in front of you, downing it quickly as you watch your boyfriend flirt with his childhood crush (and ex girlfriend, which you remember all too well even though Dick likes to pretend you don’t) from across the ballroom.

The Wayne galas were gorgeous, full of laughter and music, amazing food and drinks, with people having the night of their lives every time. Not you though.

Dick walked back over and kissed you on the cheek, his subtle playboy smirk plastered across his handsome face.

“Me and Barb are gonna go check something out really quick okay? I’ll see you later,” and with that he was gone.

You felt tears well in your eyes, how could you be so stupid? It never ended any different and you knew that, but it still killed you every time.

A hand grabbing your wrist made you jump, spinning around to see lovely blue eyes tinged with green staring back at you.

“Hi Jaybird,” you tried to stop your voice from shaking as you spoke, forcing a smile.

“Cmon princess you don’t gotta play with me what’s up? Where’s boy wonder? He’s not with you.” He scanned the room before his eyes landed on Dick leaving with Babs. He shook his head and anger flashed in his eyes before he let out a slight sigh of exasperation.

“He treats you like shit,” he murmurs. The softness and hurt in his voice startled you but in a good way.

“Hi kids,” this time Bruce spoke, walking up to you and Jason as he pulled you into a warm hug. “How’re you enjoying the festivities.”

Ah, typical Bruce, the galas were the only nights he could really embrace normalcy, letting himself get a bit tipsy and giving himself a well deserved day off.

“It’s amazing B,like old times.” Jason smiled and you nodded. You two loved the galas when you were younger, you were always invited, and even though you hadn’t lived in the manor until you were a teenager it still felt like a family event, like something special.

When you and Dick started going together things changed, you would always end the night leaving alone as he spoke to Barbara, leaving you to go back to your room in silent agony.

“Well I’m glad you two are having a good time,” Bruce smiled and walked off, being dragged into another conversation as you and jay once again were alone to eachother’s company.

“How about you and me go upstairs and relax and hangout, for, ya know, old times sake?” He sounded concerned and you nodded, smiling softly as he took your hand and you both ran upstairs.

You sat in his bedroom on his bed, his posters lining the walls in between bookshelves. His room was almost like a second home to you, where you would spend hours playing games and reading and doing homework or case work together.

“Here are some of your sweats you left in here and one of your shirts,” he threw the clothes at you and grinned

“Fuck yes finally!” You cheered, turning around and stripping your skin tight red dress off.

Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the anger, but you decided to turn around. You were in nothing but black lace as you turned to face Jason who quickly looked away, face flushing as you smirked slightly.

“Like what you see there jay?” You teased, making him blush harder. “Whatcha thinking about.”

“Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him, I could be such a gentleman babe” he growls and walks over, wrapping his arm around your waist and slowly kissing your neck.

His touch sent electricity through your veins and made you moan softly.

“I could be a better boyfriend then him princess,” he smirks and tilts your chin up so you are looking into his eyes. “I can do the shit he never did, Never would’ve left you alone for someone else to take you home.”

You pressed your lips against his and kissed him hard, your tongues in eachothers mouths and his hands gripping your waist. You pawed at the waistband of his pants and started to grind your hips against his hardening cock, earning a soft moan from him.

“I want them off,” you said softly, batting your eyelashes at him and kissing his cheek. He nodded and quickly took his pants and shirt off, exposing his muscled figure that was laced with scars. He looked gorgeous, like he had been carved out of marble, and in truth it made you the wettest you’d ever been.

“I’m gonna have you up all night princess, I won’t quit till you’re shaking,” he growled in your ear and picked you up, carrying you to his bed and laying you down.

Jason kissed your neck and started to travel down, kissing your breasts as he unhooked your bra and threw it to the side. He left small hickeys across your chest and sucked them, making you moan and arch your back slightly

“Fuck jay,” you whimpered and he smirked

“I’m just getting started babe, I’ve barely touched you and you’re already so needy for me,” he chuckled softly before he started to kiss down your stomach, going until his face was in front of your core.

He slipped your panties off and threw them to the side as he slowly started to kiss your thighs, biting them softly and leaving tiny little marks on them as he got closer and closer to your slick.

“So wet for me princess,” his voice was heavy with lust as he looked up at you, eyes blown out and a flush to his gorgeous, slightly freckled face.

He started to run circles around your clit with his tongue, the waves of pleasure making you moan and curl your fingers around the sheets of his bed.

“Jason,” you moaned softly and he picked up speed a bit before slowly easing a finger into you, making you whimper and buck your hips up.

He started to kiss up your body again, his finger exiting you and you whine from the feeling of emptiness before his mouth is back on yours. You lift your legs and wrap them around him as he slips inside of you and growls

“So tight for me babe,” he moans as he thrusts, pounding into you with an animalistic need. He was so big it felt completely full, and you moaned as you watched your stomach bulge slightly from him. “Such a good girl”

The sound of his voice made the knot in your stomach coil, waves of pleasure washing over you as he hit a special spot deep inside you, one that made your entire body tense and shake with each thrust. He put his hand on your stomach and slowly pressed down, the feeling making you clench around him even harder as he groaned, planting kisses on your exposed breasts. “I’m gonna cum babe,” he growled into your ear, “holy fuck you feel so good.”

Soon the knot in your stomach tightened and your brain started to fog, the pleasure making your entire body shake and your nerves firing twice as hard, it felt so amazing. Your head spun as you came, the sounds of Jason pounding into you and moaning filling your ears as your mind went blank and you saw stars.

Jason’s thrusts got harsher and deeper, picking up speed as you felt him swell before he let out a string of moans, curses, and your name as he filled you up with his cum. He thrust deep inside of you as he came, the feeling making you both moan against each-other’s skin.

He pulled out and slowly moved to lay beside you, stroking your hair as he pulled you close to his chest.

“So, I think I officially stole you,” he smirked and tilted his head slightly. You laughed and swatted at his arm playfully before planting a kiss on his neck and cuddling closer to him, your body’s intertwined.

“I think you’re officially right.”

[zairas-realm-gateway]

Because of my feral hyperfixation on Bruce Campbell (that apparently has been mounting slowly since childhood), my sister and I often discuss his many characters. Because Bruce is such a charismatic and varied actor, we love discussing the flare he gives to those characters.

More specifically, the sexual and/or gender identities of those characters based on how Bruce plays them. In this post I primarily want to talk about Brisco but I feel like I have to talk about a few others first. Just a couple because my sister and I constantly talk about these characters’ identities.

First up is the lovely Charles Travis (From Congo 1995, for those that don’t know). My personal obsession since childhood, god I want to kiss him. *cough* ignore that...

In the unfortunately, very short time we have with Charlie, he definitely gives off straight vibes. But these are non-toxic straight vibes. Despite being exhausted and stranded in the middle of the Congo, he’s got a bright, friendly disposition and you can hear his chemistry with Karen in the short conversation they have. Honestly, we needed more of him but this post isn’t about that... anyway, Charles is a sweet straight/cis man who may or may not have daddy issues because he let his asshole father send him to the Congo for no good fucking reason!

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Up next is an easy and familiar choice: Ash Williams, the man who got bitchslapped by destiny and has three kids. 

There’s a lot of content with Ash. You really get to see his chemistry with other characters. I won’t get super deep into it because so many other Tumblr authors

have described it in far more detail but Ash gives off the opposite of straight vibes. The man is definitely giving off bisexual vibes. Ash loved all his girlfriends very much and had excellent chemistry with them. But Ash also has a soft, overly friendly vibe with other guys such as Scotty and Chet. The particular touchy-feely, constantly stealing long glances at each other vibes that Ash shares with Chet is what I’ve talking about. Also, there’s the obvious headcanon that Ash is trans, which I love. The entire series is full of evidence of Ash being trans but I also like to look to the second season of AvED for evidence. The dialog in that season, especially when talking with Brock and Cheryl, is incredibly trans-coded. Go check it out, it’s a great show.

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Also, honorable mention before I get to Brisco: Autolycus

I haven’t gotten to the part of Xena with him yet but already I can tell you that this man is decidedly not straight. Like literally every other character in this show, this man is some intense flavor of queer.

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Alrighty, enough of that.

On to Brisco!

Brisco County Jr, the sweetheart cowboy who always looks towards the future.

The past several days I’ve been thinking a lot about Brisco. Why? Because I fell head-over-heels for his disheveled ass, shut up! Now, I would like to say that at the point of writing this, I have only seen the first few episodes but there’s been enough context there for me to really think about this. I know that Brisco gets a girlfriend later in the series/season (he’s a male 90′s MC, it was mandatory he gets one). That being said, I see Brisco as being Gay/Ace with intense top energy (his constant confidence and self-assured aura). 

In like the three episodes I have seen of Brisco, this man has zero (0) romantic vibes with any of the women. His flirting, what little there is of it, is very mild and performative. Most of his relationships with women have a deep platonic vibe to them. Unlike Brisco’s energy with both Lord Bowler and Socrates. When he talks with them, it’s quite flirty and upbeat, playful. He teases them gently and is quite open with speaking to them. Despite him and Lord Bowler being rivals upon meeting, they already friendly protective of each other by the second episode.

The friendship that Brisco has cultivated with Lord Bowler by that point is very soft and affectionate. There’s a deep tenderness that transcends friendship. Lord Bowler drops his rough exterior around Brisco in ways that is not normally done.

People, you do not sing to your rival to comfort them while they’re in pain and dying unless there is something deeper going on with your relationship!

Also, in the episode where he goes to the town full of nothing but women, he doesn’t flirt with a single one. The professor keeps making insinuations about how great their situation is and Brisco’s just like “meh” about the whole thing. In that episode, during the trap set up in the bathhouse, Brisco never even casts an interested look at the naked woman in the bath. He simply thanks her for her help and leaves. Brisco also has decidedly platonic, almost sibling-like chemistry with the town’s sheriff. When he leaves town, there’s only a goodbye. No sidelong glances or shoehorned kiss. Nothing. They’re both the two least horny people in existence.

Speaking of Brisco not being horny, we not come to the part where I see him as being asexual. Though, he is not sex-repulsed. He will have sex if his partner wishes to. He’s not enthused or enticed by sex. Sexual intercourse is not a driving factor in his life. He would much rather be out discovering things or talking to his horse. 

I have a few examples of Brisco in situations where in any other show, the male lead would be overly enthusiastically engaged in the situation:

This is the body language of a man who is viscerally uncomfortable. You can tell by the crease in his cheek where her hand touches that he is actively recoiling from her in-coming kiss.

For this gif, normally in this situation the male lead would be doing one of several things: leaning into the touch, eyes drift down to watch where she is enticingly touching, returning the soft touch, or leaning his head in to continue the conversation. But Brisco does none of these things. He completely ignores what her hand is doing. His eyes stay on her face at all times. He isn’t checking out her very obvious tits. and he is once against actively leaning his head back as he speaks. He doesn’t so much as twitch at her touch. Brisco is completely unphased and uninterested in the sexual implications of their intimate positioning.

This is the least sexiest version of the “omg, I accidentally fell on you in a scandalous way” position I have ever seen in my life. Brisco’s mind is entirely on the situation outside of his intimate positioning. His mind is no way engaged in the fact that he is basically straddling a beautiful woman, he is too busy calculating the amount of danger he’s in. Something that most male leads do not immediately focus on when in such a position.

In conclusion, I’m just here to say that Brisco is an example of performative heteronormativity. He is playing “his part” in normal society but is not enthused by it. He knows how he's expected to act and does so when the time calls for it but does seek out opportunities to act in a hetero or allosexual manner. He would much rather either be on his own and daydream or converse with male friends/acquaintances all while having a deep feminist respect for women and their rights to safety and happiness. 

[distinguishedlady]

What if Gotham villians went to the Met Gala

but just my favorite Batman villians + Bruce

Bruce Wayne: Alfred chose his costume, you'd think he would be too formal and subdued, but nope, he fits to the theme perfectly.

Catwoman: Selina always sneaks out and steals something from the exposition. (he goes as Bruce's girlfriend, it's a secret identity, always a different one and that's the reason why Bruce being a playboy is so widely accepted by Gotham citizens even if he's very clearly an asocial autistic emo)

The Penguin - Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham) : - He as a good sugar daddy payed for Eddie's invitation

-it's his opportunity to show his favorite designer clothes and he absolutely adores to show off.

-He brought his mom with him too, he probably casually murders a celebrity for insinuating his moms dress is ugly

The Riddler - Edward Nygma (Gotham)

-THE MOST CAMP DRESS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S FLAMBOYANT, IT'S UGLY, AND WE LOVE IT - sadly noone knows who he is so noone pays him the attention he deserves

-Everybody thinks he's not going with the theme but it's just that the concept behind it is so convoluted that only him could explain it, asking him is a horrible idea since he'll just endlessly ramble about the symbolism. Probably in riddles too.

The Riddler (The Batman 2022)

-One of his Patreons bought him the ticket

-He comes with one of those incredibly specific t-shirts like "nothing like being an autistic orphan born in 1997 that was left out by the social care system and has a thing for collecting vintage cards and maybe murdering the wealthy and a pshychosexual parasocial relationship with a weird goth man but also really likes pumpkin pie"

-He probably comes with his real life size waifu plush (Batman)

-He could have dressed properly if he had wanted to but he's too much of a racoon to do it.

The Mad Hatter - Jervis Tetch:

-It doesn't really fit with the theme but he has the coolest hat possible, honestly his costumes are actually kind of an eldritch nightmare, you don't know what is supposed to be or represent, they are very flamboyant though, high fashion style. (if it's the Gotham version he somehow looks hot af wearing it)

The Scarecrow - Jonathan Crane

I mean he tried i think, he put some effort :)

+5 points for being the scarecrow

His costumes are also an Eldritch nightmare but not in a camp way