#bruce the next day staring at the crumpled nursing home flyer in his coffee mug: I sense i have made a grave mistake | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fanaticalthings · 2 years

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It would be so fucking funny if whenever Bruce even slightly pisses off one of his kids, they start leaving flyers for nursing homes around the manor for him to find.

[Bruce, even slightly raising his voice]: Wh-

Batkids: You better watch that tone young man before we throw your ass into a nursing home.

#bruce's kids are def the most passive aggressive people to exist #they wont even be subtle about it. just straight up tack one flyer onto the batcomputer and feign ignorance #bruce scolding his children: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? DO YOU REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WERE TONIGHT??#bruce the next day staring at the crumpled nursing home flyer in his coffee mug: I sense i have made a grave mistake #i feel like the ones most likely to do this are jason and steph #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #batdad #batkids #dc comics #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batbros #stephanie brown #crack #damian does the exact same except he uses funeral home ads #fanatical posting

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