#burgle burgle

[boguscheesecake]

It’s funny that when it comes to hobbies and creative endeavors there’s an ocean of talk about Burnout and how to recognize Burnout and avoid and treat Burnout to the point it’s seen as an obvious aspect of Doing Things and treating it slowly and with compassion is common sense, and then also you’re expected to wake up for your job every day every year with minimal breaks and a constant standard of performance and if you can’t manage it that’s a serious problem for which you will suffer financially and professionally. By funny I mean deeply sad.

[catfindr]

[pulpsandcomics2]

Space Station

[ofbakerst]

a spot of amateur burglary

[mintypsii]

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT SHE'S STRAIGHT. I DARE YOU

[theladyeowyn]

My stepfather, he wrote these space books … and I read one of ’em: The Planet Wyh, with the “H” at the end. And it was about this … android, I guess you call it, who … his master died, and he wandered the universe alone for two million years. And all he could say was, “I can help” ... but he couldn’t, or at least, he never did. But he kept on saying it: “I can help.” And he kept on failing. Which is, if I had to define it, the way I feel most days.

Carrie Coon as Gloria Burgle in Fargo, season three (2017)

[the-zapped-part-timer]

gun

[wickedcriminal]

Everytime I think about your half brothers au I fear the amount of chaos the twins and Camicazi's team up will bring to Berk/the Edge

The amount of Wild Blonde Rascals on dragonback has gone up by one number and the archipelago has never been more terrified in their LIVES

[cappitek]

[sugarsnappeases]

just getting home from my second twelve hour shift in a row…. when i wake up tomoz we’re gonna be soooooooo back guys i pinky promise

[peculiaritybending]

Reblog for larger sample size

[defensive-tactics]

Decrease the risk of your home being burgled

[truths33k3r4]

N-NO NONONONO NOT FOOD- LIVING ORGANISM I CARE FOR VERY MUCH- NO EAT- Put... the turt..DOWN.. SLOWLY..

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[dark-elf-writes]

Okay I KNOW he wasn’t really a chosen one but-

Bilbo Baggins: well I suppose these are my children now…

Bilbo: All their feet are dreadfully bare though.

FRODO AND BILBO BAGGINS WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE IN THE GROUP YOURE SO CORRECT

Which changes the dynamic to a hierarchy of mother henning with Bilbo at the top followed by Cloud and then the others

Bilbo clucking his tongue over how thin all of the kids are (fully counting Cloud among their number) and muttering to himself that they need to eat if they expect to change the world. Bilbo hissing with irritation and angrily making tea as he explains to them that “meddling old men” have no right to make decisions for any of them. Bilbo wiping tears and kissing bruises and promising each and every one of them that they aren’t a freak or worthless or a hundred other horrible things placed on the shoulders of children.

[sweettoothselfships]

‼️ SELF SHIPPER CHALLENGE: Go on dafont.com or any other font website you like but i like dafont.com and pick a Handwriting Font that you think looks like what your f/o’s Handwriting Would Look Like

‼️ BONUS CHALLENGE: Write a Message to Yourself from your F/O in said Font and screenshot it and Add It To This Post

[cabinboy100]

"Excellent use of the word "burgle", Admiral."

LLAP…aka…

Keep on keepin' on~