#but $3000?

[rosicheeks]

😬

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[pinimi]

Armand orchestrated Madeleine’s death because she so easily outcunted him. Absolutely no effort just laughed him in the face at his questions “yeah I can live and be mentally stable for eternity. what, like it’s hard?” she said skill issue if you can’t handle killing as a vampire. Every night Armand has seven different existential crisis and Madeleine sleeps soundly without a shred of guilt WHILE ALSO looking dead drop gorgeous and being funnier than everyone around her. Armand had to take her out early. He never stood a chance

[do-you-have-a-flag]

literally love this for him

[cozyhoodies]

jax walked so caine could run float

[davinaclare]

BRIANA CUOCO as JENNY GREEN in DEAD BOY DETECTIVES (2024-)

[conundrum-cat]

Posts this and scurries off

[sparrowlucero]

nim from surface (2005)

[steeiydan]

"old man yaoi" and the characters are 28 and 30

[hotchnerbau]

this picture is so funny to me it looks like a family on a roadtrip. aaron and elle are the exhausted parents, reid is the annoying backseat driver, and garcia is the ipad kid

[pinimi]

Armand and Daniel both being petty and trying to outcunt each other in every scene they have together like its the cuntolympics they really are the most bitter of exes. what they both dont know is that the greatest cunt of them all have yet to enter the stage: lestat de lioncourt

[slaterinc]

andré 3000 & kate moss for rolling stone russia (2004)

[cozyhoodies]

[literalnightmarecreature]

[3liza]

im loving every poll i see where the OP is innocently about to get their lived experience violently deuniversalized

[davinaclare]

Bernard Hill as King Théoden in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy