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Wylie had the potential to be the bestest boy and character in the entire series but we were robbed by Shannon's white-centric writing in the first books (arguably still here despite slightly more rep) and Keefe Sencen overhype existing. I'd like to see y'all try to rob this opinion out of my dead body.
Just... just let me ramble about Wylie for a bit. I need y'all to see what I see for his character.
Arguably, he has the most connections to the Neverseen vs Black Swan vs Council conflict. The Council took his father, then the Neverseen murdered his mother, and now the Black Swan is well on its way to take the last biological family member he cares about, Maruca.
Like, if there is anything Shannon can do to make Maruca's character interesting, and I hate to say this, is to utilise her as a thematic device for Wylie. Maruca is underdevelopped anyways and there is nothing Shannon can do to make her her own character at this point of the serie because the flour-savory foundations of her character are already deep-rooted by now.
Wylie was begging Sophie and the Black Swan not to let Maruca in their ranks as she is severely under-experienced and far too young but not one of them listened to his concerns because they could not resist the idea of adding another child soldier to do their job for them. He is forced to accept that she is risking her life and Shannon has foreshadowed Gisela making everyone regret this decision (or at least I hope it’s foreshadowing and not just pretty talk from Gisela). What if she takes Maruca like she took Tam? What if Maruca gets hurt or killed? Who is to blame for this, really? Gisela, Maruca... or the Black Swan who allowed this to happen and knew the risks??
[Can I just add that it was severely out of character for Sophie to let Maruca join? I don't give a fuck that Maruca is a Psyonipath, and neither should Sophie. Sophie is the girl who said abilities are severely overrated. Sophie is the girl who hates to put her friends in danger. Sophie is the girl who is dealing with PTSD from at least ten events in the series. Sophie is the girl who saw Tam getting kidnapped and enslaved, Biana getting tortured for Vespera's amusement, and Fitz suffering from a long-lasting leg injury because of Umber. Sophie, finally, is the girl who blamed herself for Wylie's losses. Legacy Sophie is arguably the worst written Sophie after Stellarlune Sophie.]
Wylie's trauma is so stupidly overlooked it hurts me so bad. He watched his mother fade away when he was 7-8. His dad was presumed dead and not even a funeral was allowed. He is essentially orphaned before the age of 10 and I fucking hate Rayni (and Shannon) for undermining his horrible childhood by the fact that he was adopted by a loving father. Anyone who knows two things about adoption will know that adopting past the critical period (2.5 y.o.) is extremely challenging because the child already has formed an attachment to his parents... and even if Tiergan was loving, how the fuck does that cancel out his trauma??? That would require professional help from a therapist and conscious steps towards healing. A hug is never going to change the fact that he, an elf supposed to live a carefree life, has had the concept of death since he was six years old.
Worse than the adoption nonsense, the romance bullshit. I hate Wylinh with all my soul. Not only does it have a terrible age gap, a problematic foundation from the start, and has the flavour of an undercooked chicken past its best-eaten-before date, but it is used as a justification to not show the healing arc of Wylie. Oh sure he was tortured for hours in a place he considered super safe on top of his childhood trauma, and his father will never be the father he knew again, but he is perfectly happy now! You wanna know why?? Because this underaged Asian girl plays water tricks with him sometimes. I wish this was a terrible joke. Fuck this.
And his relationships. Gosh, the potential. The missed opportunities are dozens with this one. Sophie, Fitz, Alden, Quinlin, Forkle, Oralie, Marella, Caprise, Gethen, Gisela, Umber, Edaline, Grady, Rayni... it could go on and on and on. Wylie is one of the characters with the biggest potential for intrapersonal conflict in the entire series and only 0.5% of them get explored! He has not a single meaningful interaction with 99% of the people I've just listed! You wanna know why? Wylie is not our main girl's love interest, he is not the white bad boy who makes underwear jokes and has messy blonde hair, therefore Shannon doesn't care. Shannon I love you but what the actual fuck.
I'm also very mad that he joined Team Valiant. Wylie should have been the neutral character. One that doesn't support the Neverseen, nor the Council, not even the Black Swan. Leave my boy heal in peace. I want him to refuse Livvy as a doctor or reject the Black Swan's efforts to protect him. I want him to feel betrayed by Tiergan being Black Swan all along (never said when he learned that, but he shouldn't be so acceptant imo).
And Fandom's take (I'm talking, his wiki page) on his character is infuriating. What do you mean "he has a tendency to hold grudges". No the fuck he doesn't??? He forgave Sophie super quickly and even I don't know why he would need to forgive anyone?? Like how is that a flaw, the people he hold "grudges" again fucking deserve it??? The Black Swan for not helping his mom and risking Maruca's life, the Neverseen for murdering his mom and torturing him? The Council for murdering his dad??? Bitch I'd hold "grudges" too. I hate the word grudges so much. It sounds like a petty school boy pouting in the corner and giving you the cold shoulder.
I wanna end with his character appearance. I'm so disappointed that Wylie was not described as attractive or handsome like every other boy was (or at least I don't remember him to be). Can I just say that he's beautiful? Someone had to say it.
His hairstyle, although an existing hairstyle among boys of colour, is a bit too basic and not elvish imo (nothing against cropped hair baddies but like silhouette speaking there's better) and I'm disappointed that it didn't change throughout the course of the story like Maruca's hairstyle did.
So I'm imagining Wylie with cornrows, adorned with intricate golden hair-pieces from his mother's shop. He wears dozens of rings, bracelets and necklaces with sun, stars and moon motifs. He still wears a nexus and insists that Tiergan does too. He is lean rather than buff, he doesn't wear capes. Blue, yellow and purple are his favourite colour.
i got an art commission of wylie endal! i got it from sheepshoof on instagram. they were so sweet and fun to work with 🫶
wylie is honestly one of my favorite characters. after fitz, he's probably my biggest fixation even though he doesn't appear very often lol. he's such a complex character, i love his anger so much. and he's so loyal and protective. i wish we got to see more of him.
#anywasy wylie had far too much potential#if only shannon was more inclusive from the get go#like atp it's way too late#like i'm seeing maruca and i'm like#completely unnecessary#remove her from here and focus on wylie#like of all you could've focused on wylie's character why did you think his bland cousin who he's never interacted with was interesting
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An Outlaw, a Sheriff, and a Deputy walk into a bar... 8
Part 1
Your peaceful morning sitting at the edge of the lake is shattered, not even ten minutes after sunup. You whip around, eyes going wide at the sight of Shamrock atop his black Arabian, a furious scowl on his face as he points the six-shooter at Shanks. Your heart gets stuck in your throat, a bolt of furious rage striking up your spine at the sight of the man who had planned to trick you into living a city life. However, that rage simmers down into a dull roar when you catch sight of the dark russet of the only man you would ever need.
“Hands up, Shanks,” Sham snarls and glares under the rim of his hat at his little brother. “You’ll bring me my deputy or I’ll shoot you where you stand.”
Shanks laughs, swaggering up with a smirk and cocking his head to the side, hands placed on his hips, “You’d kill your own brother, Lucky Charms?”
The sound of the sidearm going off cracks through the clearing, making you jump and dart forward. You might be pissed at the twins, but you didn’t want them to try and kill each other over you. You see the way Shamrock relaxes the moment he spots you over his brother, his shoulders slumping, and the tightness in his face dropping a degree. You are just happy that Shanks looks unharmed.
“_, darling,” Sham breathes, then grabs the rope tied to his saddle and tugs Beau up to his side, “I am glad to see that you are unharmed.”
You can’t help but glare at the older twin, face set in a stone mask. Shanks feels smug at the look, knowing that you wouldn’t want anything to do with Shamrock after what Shanks had told you.
“Well, she isn’t very happy to see you,” Shanks says, his voice smug and self-assured. He cuts his eyes over at you, looking at the way your red face and the way your hands are clenched into fists.
“I told her everything.”
Shamrock sees red at the words, and before anyone can intercept him, he is sliding off Cerberus and throwing himself at his twin. They go down with a loud thud, dust exploding around them as they throw punches at one another. Shanks grunts when Sham gets a good lick in, but he gives it right back by throwing his head forward and cracking his skull against his twin’s nose.
They roll again, both of them fighting to pin the other to the ground. Shamrock snarls, blood dripping down his face from his broken nose and staining his teeth red. He slings his right elbow, his snark turning into a grin when it cracks Shanks across the jaw. The outlaw goes down, but not for long.
Shanks has never been above fighting dirty, and he takes pleasure in the howl of rage that Shamrock makes when he sinks his teeth into the flesh of Sham’s bicep. He gets socked in the face for his troubles, and the pain in his temple is enough to make his jaw unlock so that his twin can slip away from him.
Beau watches the humans fight with disdain. He snorts and stamps his hooves before leaning over to the rope that connects him to the other horse and biting through the thin rope with a solid chomp. He’d seen his rider, and he wasn’t about to let anything else stand in his way of getting to her.
He lopes around the fight, nickering to get his rider’s attention. Your expression softens when you see your horse slide up to you, hands finding his soft muzzle as he walks around you to hide you away from the fighting twins.
“Only man I’ll ever need,” you murmur, then grab the reins, foot finding the stirrup before you sling yourself over his massive back. You take one long look at the brawling twins and sigh sadly. You’d thought that the three of you had a good thing going, but it had all blown up in your face with just a few words. It hurt that they wanted to take it this far, that neither of them had thought to simply come by your little house and talk to you about how they felt.
Maybe it was time you moved on anyway. You’d always wanted to go back West and settle down, far away from civilization and away from a pair of twins who you would always love dearly, just not in the way they wanted.
You don’t even have to tell Beau to get you out of here. The beast starts down the riverbank, taking you further and further away from the Figarland twins with every step. You look back one last time, heart heavy, before you steel yourself and lightly tap Beau into a fast trot. They’d be fine without you.
Benn Beckman and Yasopp watch you ride away. They knew it was for the best, especially for your sake, and didn’t say anything until the twins began to slow down, both of them having exhausted each other. They were bloody and bruised, and to Benn, pretty pathetic looking right now. He walks up to the redheads, face set in a look of severe disappointment.
“Where is she?” Shamrock rasps tiredly. Shanks rolls away from his twin and slowly gets up, his body already feeling sore from the fight with his brother.
“Gone,” Benn says easily, and the twins jerk to attention, eyes going wide as they look around the camp. You are indeed gone, and so is Beau.
“Why did you let her go?” Shanks asks tone hurt and a bit betrayed, but Benn gives him a sharp glare, but it is Yasopp who speaks up.
“Because you both were being controlling idiots. You should have known better than to think a woman like her would just go with whatever plans you made.”
His biting words seem to strike the twins hard, and both look down in shame. It was true. They had known you since the three of you were kids, and you’d always been fiercely independent, to the point you ended up leading them around instead of following behind them. Shamrock suddenly felt stupid for ever thinking that you would be happy living in the city with him, and Shanks felt even worse for simply taking you instead of speaking to you like a sane man.
“Fuck,” Shamrock sighs and falls back, dust scattering over him as he lies in defeat. Shanks follows after him, nodding as he rubs his face.
“Fuck indeed, big brother.”
@nocturnalrorobin @forever-a-night-owl @sanjisleggy @mit-suri @sordidmusings @shanks-is-a-daddy @mfreedomstuff
#one piece#reader insert#one piece x reader#shanks x reader#red haired shanks#shanks#figarland shamrock x reader#figarland shamrock#shamrock x reader#shamrock#western au#rdr2
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😧i don't remember this in the anime 😨
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#alphonse elric#fma manga#im finally reading the manga and im so shocked by the differences to 03!#i think i prefer 03's version w some things i like better in the manga#but im genuinely surprised by the differences like hughes not being on the train#and yoswell mine not being ed's first mission. thats genuinely so ??? confusing i dont like that#but i think i prefer a lil of how the events went in the manga (like the inn not being repaired by him and the lack of lyra)#(not that i dislike her but her character only has a purpose and role in 03)#anyway back to this specific page#ive always loved the fact al didn't step in#and in one (or both?) of the animes hes just shown standing there silently and watching ed beat tucker up#he only interferes once it gets to the point where tucker might die bc they dont kill ppl#and these 2 panels rly drive it home#but once again to the differences between the 3 versions of FMA; i dont understand how ppl have 1 version they think is The Best#i think they all do some things better than the others and its like. i prefer the tone of 03 but the story of brotherhood for example#and especially for the early events not shown in BH my views on them are so weirdly mixed between the manga and 03#aaa i love 03's fight scenes and how dark and serious they take ed being a kid... especially episode 8 with barry...#and mustang's machinations and plots and plans using the brothers as pawns for his own purposes ueeee love that so much
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I watched the first episode of Stranger Things and episode 7x10 (Death's Door) of Supernatural and the combination of a cast of exciting new characters and a new world to discover AND Bobby's death has me fucked up in the head.
#seriously though I feel weird now#I'm not meant to watch shows from 4 pm to 8 pm without stopping unless i have my laptop time first#literally woke up#got ready#did a little bit of birthday stuff with my sister#and then watched shows the entire day#and stranger things is SO GOOD#had to physically pry myself away from it though because why is it made with crack cocaine#it took us 3 hours to watch the first episode#hopper is my favorite character so far <3#because of course I could never have a normal basic character as my favorite ever in my life#he's just honestly a mood and a half and has SUCH a compelling backstory#and I feel bad for him because he's a wet cat of a man#so yeah#also love steve (even though I feel like I have complex feelings about him like idk if he's good or not) and jonathan#because they're both hot lol#holly is funny and nancy's friend barb??? (is that her name???) is fun#if she doesn't end up being revealed as a lesbian i'm gonna lose my shit#ain't no way she's not and i love her for the vibes#anyway#and i know bobby comes back in like 7 or 8 episodes but his death gutted me#We've had him since the season 1 finale!#i love him he's been here for us the whole time! he's the whole reason sam and dean had any chance at growing up normal!#and they just kill him from ONE (1) bullet#Bobby my love <3333#also i don't know if i talked on here about this before or not#but i totally ship bobby and rufus#in a gay way because i love them#I also wish Bobby could've had a cutesy little apple pie life with Karen#but two things can and should coexist
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So I once made a funny shit post about the Young Wizard actually beaming to the Spiral at the tender age of 45 but it got me thinking of the opposite. What if the Wizard was incredibly young
Since in the game it isn't specified at what exact age we arrived in the Spiral I think it's just up to the player to come up with that part. I personally like to think The Wizard was around 7 or 8 when this happened but what if they were actually like four or five years old
Like shieeeet that's young enough where we wouldn't really remember our time on Earth very clearly right? Our family and maybe our friends but unless we had like ungodly memory powers, we wouldn't be able to remember all of the details of our original home. Like isn't it proven that human beings first gain self and special awareness at 3 or 4? Something like that
And this can open up for some sweet scenarios - little kid Wizard running up to Malorn with a scribbled drawing of him with a big smile on his face, or us and Ceren reading picture books together or clinging onto Nolan's robes as we attempt to stand on his feet as he walks like a penguin, but there's also this sad and messed up undertone that in this universe Ambrose took what was essentially a child just out of toddler stage and decided to keep them in the Spiral instead of returning them to their family
And like imagine how that would affect us. We would see it as normal at first because we grew up in the Spiral, we spent more years in the wizard world than in our home on Earth, but what if the Wizard gained awareness later on in life and actually realized what happened. Would they even care at that point because the Spiral was integrated in them at such a young age? Would they feel any yearning towards their original family, would they miss them at all? Would the Wizard be bitter about not getting to know them?
It's different when you're 7 - 10 and onwards because at that stage in your life you've more than gotten used to Earth life. You've gained awareness and it has been emotionally and mentally established that THIS (Earth) is your home. You know your parents and you know your friends and you know your environment. You will miss that when it's gone and feel it's absence because you're old enough to at least notice when you're taken away from it. But when you're still at that impressionable and oblivious stage of like 4 - 6 years old? The Spiral is all you know now. Your parents faces will be blurry, you may not even remember the details of what your home looked like. You may remember certain smells, colors or feelings you experienced when you were on Earth but that may be about it. And the saddest part about that is depending on what Ambrose and the other adults put our Wizard through, we may grow to completely forget even those essential memories. That Earth part of us would TOTALLY be gone and that would include even our parents (or other caretakers). I'm crying actually
#this was supposed to be a happy post LMFAO#i wanted to make little kid/familial relationships headcanons with the wizard city student npcs. maybe ill still do that#i can see even nolan taking us under his wing and hyping us up and going “WOW thats so pretty!!!” at a drawing we made#penny dreadful would be the best older sister. by accident of course bc she wasnt looking to adopt but she saw us-#-one day and was like ''yeah. yeah they can be my family''#imagine us being one of the highlights in malorns day. after a hard day of work he just sees this little kid-#-running up ro him just so happy to see him for no reason. they hug his waist and then tell him about their day#duncan grimwater shenanigans. ''ew i dont want this child near me'' (is nice to them anyway bc theyre 4)#villains when they see a toddler has come to kill them: 🧐#even malistaire goes ''what the fuck is this you want me to beat up a child??? ambrose???????''#we're 8 years old when we face off morganthe in zafaria#thats so fucking funny morganthe would be APPALLED#and you bitches KNOW grandfather spider would adopt us IMMEDIATELY#''good job son (gender neutral)!'' grandfather spider says as we beat him the fuck up in mirage#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts
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im going to go to my first monthly meeting for transgender folks in the area tomorrow and im
i know im nOT THE BEST AT TALKING, but god i HOPE.. IT GOES WELL.. i need some sense of community because i dont think ill continue to survive talking exclusively to cis straight religious appalachian country folks every fucking day if i dont catch my breath soon holy shit
#i have nOTHING IN COMMON EVEN A LITTLE BIT WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE#i can converse with them but lIKE#ITS EGGSHELLS STILL#i talk health issues with one person and let the other talk about how#she does everything around the house and repairs everything and her son is graduating#and shes throwing him a party and sending out invites and buying supplies and planning the menu#and he tells HER that its HER party so she can do whatever she wants#and this is an 18yr old boy who has her doing his laundry still and she loves him so much#and im like. wow thats ridiculous hahah#and internally im like MAAM IM GOING TO KILL YOUR SON#SHES PICKING HIS FAVORITE FOODS. SHE WORKS 8 HOURS EVERY DAY AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY#anyways#mentally i am struggling a little bit im sTRUGGLING A BIT
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Ok guys I knowwwww the 2016 PPG remake is bad. I'm seeing it firsthand with my own eyes as I watch it because I'm a bit sadistic. There's a lot of shit in here that makes me gag from its sheer stupidity.
But listen. Where the fuck else do I get fanservice gold like THIS 💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖
#''ruby what the fuck do you mean fanservice“ I MEAN TO ME AND ONLY ME. NOW BEGONE#THE FF. THE FUCKING APRON?????? HEELLLLPPPPPP#HE IS SERVING IN IT TBH LIKE WHAT A KING. MY LIL MALEWIFE UUUUGH#amd the fucking. the gAY LITTLE SIT. THE KITTY TEACUP. AND IN THE EPISODE WE SEE A MATCHING KITTY TEAPOT#AND YES I DEFINITELY BOUGHT THOSE AND HE KEPT THEM 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#also he has a line in this episode after bubbles calls him ugly wher he argues he's 'a solid *pause to think* EIGHT out of ten!!'#AND THE PAUSE TO THINK KILLS ME. THE TIME FOR CONSIDERATION. THE SLIGHT HUMBLENESS GOD#girl i can read way too far into even the most surface level dogshit of media if there is a character i want to hold dearly in there#you dont KNOW what im capable of >:]#anyways yeah. remake still bad and im reeeeaaaly starting to hate his design in it (HE'S TOO FUCKING W I D E) but hey#at least i get things like this and get to eat it the fuck UP. NOM.#ok i gotta go to bed for work but at least I'm getting a solid 8 hours yayyyy -w- gnight fam 💝💝💝💝#ruby rambles#💜: loving you's a felony
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The kiss killer game not being common knowledge always catches me off guard bc it was such a staple of my childhood and it turns out most people have no idea what you're talking about
#like. i remember being like 8 or 9 in music camp we played EVERYONE#flash forward to five 8 yo girls plotting how to get to a 16 yo#like we had to make them FALL to reach them (or jump and clamp on them was the other option)#the violence was crazy#and then on other summer camps ive gone there was always the hey lets play kiss killer moment and we just played?#no one seemed to not know the basic rules we did have to argue about some specifics but thats it#oooh btw for anyone that doesnt know: kiss killer is a game where everyone gets a target to kill#and then you gotta kill that person by kissing them (only face counts) (like kiss on the cheek thing yk) while no one is watching#then when you kill your target you get their target as the new one#very fun game (and very paranoia inducing game lol but thats what games are for😋😋)#anyways yeah i thought everyone knew about it except like very sheltered people or smth idk#except then a couple years ago in the summer camp i met @re-blood-on-the-countertop (how has it been so long wtf)#we were so excited like hey guys!!! lets play kiss killer!!! and they were like lets play what???#and then even more surprisingly we explained the rules and they were like ewwww no (cishet guys all of them we were the only 2 girls)#(well there was another one but we didnt know at the time) anyways yeah only a few wanted to participate and thats how we became friends😋#anyways today i was speaking with someone about one of the guys who played and i was like yeah he was terrifying in the kiss killer#and she was like in what??#anyways yeah that reminded me of that#mine#random
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You know what isn't a crime, but definitely should be one? The casual mischaracterization of Sentry in fan content. I'm so done😭
1. I hate how he's often depicted as cruel, he's not, look at him, fucking look? And when Ava asks about the hair dye, what does he do? He looks to Val for an answer, he's constantly fidgeting, trying to find an out for the bunch of misfits who previously helped him in the vault.
2. I hate how people try to turn it into a Marc Spector, Steven Grant and Jake Lockley situation when it's. Like. Not?? This is such a disservice to both Moon Knight and The Sentry, and real people who relate to the two characters' (very distinct very different) mental health issues. Bob doesn't have DID, if anything, the movie leans towards him being bipolar. Sentry is Bob, the guy literally tells Yelena in the vault that he has high highs and low lows, the high is Sentry, the low is the Void, that's it. Bob is both Sentry and The Void. What's so hard to understand? It's the mania (Sentry), followed by depression (Void) then he forgets. That's how Bob describes it in the first act of the film, that's how it happens in the third act.
3. This is not a contradiction to point 1, but Sentry is unhinged. He is awkward and somehow soft spoken? But he is unhinged, and invincible, and fucking terrifying. I'm tired of the stoic depictions in fics like🙂↔️ idc if you wanna write fics for comic Sentry, just don't tag them as mcu stuff. (WHO AM I KIDDING COMIC SENTRY IS FUCKING SCARYYY STOP THE BABYFICATION)
4. He is not evil (the fact that we have to spell this out... media literacy is truly dead huh), no shit the Thunderbolts* will be scared of him, of course they will be– he kicked the ever-living shit out of them. But he's not malicious, he doesn't use unnecessary force. Call it condescending, but he's going easy on them, toying with them, and deals arguably softer blows to Yelena, John and Ava, the trio he already met at the vault (because he's the same person, yk? jesus)
5. Prespective is a thing, the team wasn't there to see Sentry tell Val he doesn't want to kill them (they're no threat to him), it's the root cause of their disagreement, it leads to the New York Blackout TM, but we, the audience, were. So tell me why the fuck do I see stuff with this guy terrorizing that team for no reason? 😭 bfr guys.
6. So what? So while I can buy you showing me Ava or John or Alexei or Bucky or Yelena being fearful of the Sentry, or Val (hahaha eat shit Val), I simply can't get behind him actually being a threat to them, on purpose and beyond swatting them like flies, because hi hello have you seen the movie? Yeah.
7. Have I mentioned Sentry is unhinged? Yeah. Yeah. We got glimpses of it with Val before Mel pressed the kill switch but!! Sentry!! Is!! Unhinged!!
8. Find a middle ground, he doesn't have to be uwu or straight up satan or stoic as a rock, he is Bob in mania, so that's inherently Bob with high levels of energy and a higher self esteem (more like a GODLY EGO) and impulsivness and dillusions of grandeur (except they're not dellusions anymore? So rip), so do with that what you will.
Fingers crossed for more in-character Sentry content, at least the Sentry depicted by Lewis Pullman, who put his all into this performance but whose character is still somehow misunderstood? Anyways.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
#bob reynolds#thunderbolts#robert reynolds#the sentry#mcu#robert reynolds gif#sentryagent#john walker#voidwalker#thunderbolts*#the new avengers#marvel studios#moon knight#yelena belova#ava starr#ghost#us agent#boblena#bucky Barnes#alexei shostakov#red guardian#valentina allegra de fontaine#mel
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hii!! I saw you write for homicipher so i was wondering if you could write some dark/yandere sfw & nsfw headcanons for mr scarletella 🥹 thank you so much & take ur time!!
MR. SCARLETELLA HC {N/SFW}
a Mr. Scarletella {homicipher} x reader n/sfw hc list.
{thank you for your support and nice words! :3}
warnings! : stalking, non-con, dub-con, hardcore, marking, slight gore, rough sex, violence, rough fingering, biting, cunnilingus, blowjobs, smut, murder mention, somno
{an : i didnt quite get what you meant when you said "dark" so hopefully this is what you meant. this is really hardcore. to the soft hearted people and people who cant handle ACTUAL freaky stuff, i wouldnt recommend reading this. there is a small section underneath the regular nsfw hc with a cw on it, so if you cant handle certain topics, there is still an nsfw section without it. he is my favorite character from homicipher ommggg hes so hot. id give him my name HAPPILY.}
SFW HC
sfw relationship/meeting him hcs
when you first meet him alone, he is very unexpected. his presence and constant facial expression is unnerving to say the least, but as long as you can manage that you will be fine.
if you end up "accepting" him, the relationship would be very weird.
he would be a wonderful partner despite the obvious other reasons, but dont think he wont be watching you constantly.
he will bring you daily gifts, consisting of anything he can find that he thinks you will like.
as for touch, he will let you touch him. usually he wouldnt let anyone even accidentally touch him, as he would teleport away, but one you are in a relationship with him, most boundaries he had before are gone.
he is rather fond of holding you. whether that be in his coat {for some reason} or just in general.
in Japanese culture {from my research, i am NOT Japanese!!} holding an umbrella with someone is a sign of love and acceptance. therefore he always likes you to hold it with him.
he isnt one of those "down-lo" kind of people. he makes it known everywhere that you are his.
he will do whatever it takes to please you. you are literally his princess/prince. even if that includes killing someone {he does it anyways}
if he catches anyone staring at you, or even remotely close to you, he will either teleport you away {if you are friends with the person} or kill them on the spot.
no matter how much he seems to be emotionless, anything involving you in pain or discomfort, it will flip a switch in him.
he has to be near you always. whether you know it or not, he will be there.
he hasnt quite grasped the concept of kissing or "romantic" things, but whatever you do he goes along with it. he rather enjoys hand holding or pressing his face into your neck.
he is the delulu type {this whole fandom knows it} and anything you do he will take as flirting. dont deny it though, hes too obsessed to care
he has a big thing for the height difference. he is a little over 8 feet tall, and feels a need to protect you at any cost.
any cost.
NSFW HC
what its like to have sex with him.
starting off, this man is a BEAST during sex.
he is a quick learner, and whether he is using his hands, mouth, or any part of his body, he will find those spots that makes you squirm.
one of his favorite things is you riding his thigh in public. say he was talking with Mr. Silvair, and happened to be sitting down. he would want you on his thigh "discreetly" getting off. bonus points if you cum.
he wouldnt be opposed to a threesome, but he has to trust the other person. a rare occasion.
anything you want to do, he will immediately comply. need him to go down on you? hes on his knees. even in public. need his fingers inside of you? absolutely. need his dick? against the wall you go.
he has a big dick, and luckily he knows it. he wont force everything inside at first, but eventually he will. you can take it. he thinks
he loves your body, and he makes sure you know it. even in his strange language, you can understand the things he is saying because he is touching you while he is doing it.
he makes little to no noise during sex, but not because he isnt enjoying it. he LOVES sex with you, but he prefers to listen to your noises. he would have it on repeat if he could.
you could look like anything and he would still find you to be the most attractive person on earth {or his earth, whatever}
for afab, he isnt one of those guys who has a hard time finding your clit. in fact, he doesnt even have to look. immediately his fingers will be circling that little nub that he loves so much.
he is a very dominating person, but it probably wouldnt be hard for him to let you dominate him. i say let because in no situation do you actually have control.
his fingering sessions are borderline violent, the pads of his fingers hitting that perfect spot with every curl.
cw! its about to get very dark and possibly triggering! viewer discretion is advised!
if you are one of those people who get off on your man killing for you, then he is the man. he will torture people in front of you as you touch yourself.
his sex isnt even borderline violent, it IS violent. if hes angry especially, he doesnt care if he hurts you.
afab, he will bruise your cervix and make you bleed. his tip hits so hard with his brutal thrusts that you will.
on certain occasions, {tw!!!} he will force himself on you. while it is rare, r...pe can happen, so be careful and dont piss him off.
he doesnt need sleep, so if hes horny enough then he will fuck you while you're sleeping. if you explicitly ask him not to, then he will just jerk himself off over your sleeping form.
dont expect to walk away from a rough fucking WITHOUT marks all over you. he makes it a mission to bite, claw, tear, any part he can. he wants you covered in blood, it gets him off faster.
will probably brand you with something
if you have a trauma kink he WILL use it to his advantage.
thats all bye bye!!! :3
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.2
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Danny dragged up another plastic wrapped body from the bay.
“It’s you. What are you doing?”
“Oh, holy smokes!” Danny screeched. “What-! Oh, it’s you! The litterer!”
Batman stood in front of Danny, cape draped around his shoulders and a far better sight to see than the last time Danny had seen the guy.
“… I’m Batman.” He introduced himself to Danny awkwardly.
“Uh huh. You missed a couple of things cleaning up the beach last time.” Danny dropped the body on the pebbled shore of the bay and crossed his arms. He sent Batman an unimpressed look. “You’re just like your city. There’s trash all over the water!”
Batman glanced down.
“That is a body.”
Danny scowled.
“No, that’s plastic. Plastic does not belong in the ocean.”
Batman sighed. For some reason, Danny thought he seemed less… antagonistic. Wait, did he think Danny killed the guy?!
“That is a body wrapped in plastic.”
Fuck it.
“If it was a body, then bury it. Or decompose it before you people decide to dump it into the water. Even the sharks have the decency to decompose when they’re dead. Do you know how long plastic takes to deteriorate??”
Batman glanced to the side, where the line of plastic wrapped masses had caught his eye to begin with.
“I do. Did all of these come from the bay?”
“Quite obviously, yes. I don’t have enough time to clean the waters! Ancients, it’s like they’re multiplying!” Danny knew why they were multiplying. It’s because Gothamites were getting murdered and dumped weekly. The problem is that Danny has classes and assignments to complete and he couldn’t be out here every week.
“I’ll handle it.”
“Oh, will you? And how do you plan on doing that when you couldn’t even properly clean the beach of your plane? I even stacked it up nicely for you to pick up!”
Alright, so maybe Danny had a couple of grudges. Like… a solid one that’s based on the hours of sleep he missed cleaning up after Batman and the wreck.
“We didn’t get everything?”
“No.” Danny huffed. “Whatever. Just figure out what to do with these bodies. I was not looking forward to digging graves for all of them.”
“You were going to dig graves for them?” Batman sounded off.
Danny scowled again. “I’m dead, genius.” And now Batman looked like someone ran over his dog. “Respecting the dead is important and graves are important for the dead. How else would we know we’re remembered?”
Danny threw up his hands. “Humans,” he muttered, like he wasn’t half human himself.
“Anyways, I’m leaving. Handle this properly or else I’m haunting you.”
“Wait-!” Batman said, but Danny had already disappeared.
So, while Batman had an angst crises at two thirty in the morning and thirty new unidentified corpses to contend with, Danny Fenton flew back to his apartment and passed out on his shitty couch.
——
“You need to stop.”
“Pay me to stop, then. What are your villains going to do? Kill me? I’d like to see them try.”
Danny looked Batman right in his lenses and plopped another body down at the man’s feet.
“I can tell you who they are for a fee.” Danny offered the vigilante. “Some of these still have shades of their souls attached still.”
“What.”
Danny tilted his head, moon once more lighting a halo of flickering white flames around his head. “$100 per identity.”
Batman stared.
#sea cryptid Danny phantom#sea spirit au#dcxdp#danny phantom#bruce wayne#batman#bamf danny phantom#Danny the tired college student#Danny is broke#Batman is not#Danny: business opportunity???#sea cryptic! danny au
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yandere!forestelf except he's obsessed with watching you sleep.
you clumsily crawled your way into his territory, clueless of the nearly 7ft tall monster that gaurded the forest, you don't look harmful in the slightest, he was actually about to let you go untill he saw it.
you, completely still in a cave, lying on your side like a ragdoll. in all his 26,000 years of livimg he wasn't very familiar with humans to be honest. they mostly stayed away from the forest, and he would always protect it. so this was unfamiliar to him, were you dead? he wasn't sure, so he went to check.
that was a bad idea, you woke up screaming as he politely poked your soft spots, you'd always heard of the infamous elf gaurd, in stories and music. never did you ever think you'd meet him.
"do not be afraid." his voice is a mix of so many things it's scary. airy winter snowflakes, rushing ocean waters. you don't reply. you can't understand him anyways.
the elf realizes this, and tries his best, but years of avoidance to your kind has left him stumped.
so he grabs a stick and begins to draw pictures.
"you...me...x?" you say aloud, a puzzled expression on your face. then he draws x's over your eyes and you whip your head up in fear, he was going to kill you.
the elf huffs and scratches out the drawings, now standing in all 7ft glory to, how you would say, play charades.
it take a while but eventually you get the message, "you came to check on me when i was sleeping? because you thought i was dead?"
he nods enthusiastically, and you smile. "oh how thoughtful."
after this you come as visit him often, and everytime you decide it's better you camp the night you can always find a tall elf staring at you from above, you've learned he doesn't need to sleep, which is why he's so fascinated bu you. the body completely shutting down for 8 hours or more? and being completely fine when restarted? hes rather impressed to say the least.
it gets a bit silly at times, the gaurd has made it a sort of ritual for you two. all day long he follows you around the forest silently watching as you gathered things you need or research the plethora of animals in the vicinity.
then when night comes, he scoops you up in his arms. like you're a child and rests your head where he has the bezt veiw to watch you sleep, breathing in soft, sometimes loud breaths to feul your body. you stopped fighting when your realizes the sleep you were getting was better then any cave floor could give you, Demitai is just happy you let him in the first place.
gets cutness aggression when he hold you, has to stop himself from pulling blood from your cheeks and tummy when he bites them.
#dont ask how he can understand u..#smth smth the magic autotranslates for him#tw yandere#yandere fic#yandere drabble#yandere writing#yandere oc#yan boy#yancore#yandere male#yanblr#male yandere x reader#yandere blurb#yandere concept#yandere headcanons#yandere imagine#yandere imagines#yandere oc x reader#yandere oc x you#yandere
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hi! i love your blog and i know this is kind of weird but just hear me out. do you remmeber the 'anything but f1' thing they did this year? what if oscar's topic was his girlfriends career and she was like a huge superstar on broadway and on the screen? and he like knew EVERYTHING and answered every question perfectly?
i hope you like this idea, if not, that's totally fine.
thank you ml xxx
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a/n: thank you for requesting! sorry it took so long :)
summary: i suggest you look at the ask...
pairing: oscar piastri x reader
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Oscar was too warm and tired for this. He stood in front of a camera, smelling like hairspray and some sort of spray the makeup artist had put on his face, while he was asked all of the ‘Grill the Grid’ questions.
“That’s it for ‘Grill the Grid’,” she explained. “But this year we have a new segment.”
“Oh yeah?” he questioned, his interest piqued.
“Yeah, it’s called ‘Anything but F1’,” she smiled. “Your topic is Y/n Y/l/n’s career,” she chuckled.
Oscar smiled. “This is going to be easy.”
“Will she kill you if you don’t get full marks?” she laughed.
Oscar pondered. “Probably not?”
“Alright then. Ready? Pressure is on.”
He nodded.
“What was Y/l/n’s first role on Broadway?”
“Matilda,” he nodded. Y/n Y/l/n, his girlfriend, you, also an EGOT winning actor, the youngest there’s ever been.
“Correct! How old was Y/l/n when she made her Broadway debut?”
“Well, she was 8 in Matilda on the West End and did 2 years of that, so 10?” he answered.
“Correct! How old was she when she played Sally Bowles, making her the youngest to have ever played her on a Broadway stage?”
“She was 17.”
“Correct! How old was she when she got her first Tony?”
“11 years old.”
“Correct!” she smiled. “What Disney princess did she play?”
“Huh?” he questioned, not knowing that you’d voiced a disney princess. “She’s voiced a Disney princess?”
She nodded.
“In a Disney film?”
She nodded again. “Think about it.”
“Does she sing in it?”
“The princess does sing,” she explained. “But Y/l/n did also write a song for it.”
Oscar was stumped. “Can I come back to it?”
“Sure,” she shrugged, moving on to the next one. “What was her first feature film?”
“Lés Mis,” he answered. “She played Cosette.”
“Correct! What happened at the 2013 oscars?”
Oscar chuckled. “I think Jennifer Lawrence fell over and took Y/n with her?”
“Correct! What is her most streamed song?”
“Does this include recordings she was a part of or just her solo career or the band too?”
“One of those is fine, but if you can give me an answer for all though, we’ll give you an extra point.”
“So,” he started explaining. “Y/n’s most streamed solo single is probably American Teenager, her most streamed band single is probably BABY SAID, and her most streamed cast recording was probably Wicked, or Hadestown.”
“Correct, and it is Wicked.”
As he explained his answers, his trainer and others in the room started to laugh. He knew everything about you. He was so down-bad it was almost embarrassing, but they understood it anyway. You’d been together since you were 14, you were 23 now. You get to know a lot about a person in 9 years, especially from teenage years to being a young adult.
“What record did she break by winning an Oscar in 2018?”
Oscar smirked and winked at the camera. “She’s the youngest person ever to gain an EGOT.”
“What school did she teach at in her early years?”
Oscar raised an eyebrow. “How old was she?”
“Ages 8-12, she taught here on and off, and not many people know about it since she didn’t go into that field of the arts.”
He groaned, trying desperately to think. “The Royal Ballet in London!” He exclaimed, finally remembering.
“Correct! Next question, how many Tony awards does she have?”
“Oh shit they’re on the mantel at home…” he muttered to himself, trying to count them in his head. “5?”
“Correct. Who has more trophies?”
Oscar chuckled. “I have more trophies, but she has more awards.”
“Alright, how many Emmys does she have?”
“1, which she won this year for her role in the Bear.”
“Correct, how many Broadway or West End shows has she been a part of? You get a bonus point for naming them all.”
“Oh alright, so Matilda, Annie, Into the Woods, Hamilton, Heathers, Spring Awakening, Mamma Mia!, Moulin Rouge!, Cabaret, Six, Parade, Hadestown, Chicago, Wicked, and right now she’s doing Lés Miserables for the first time on a stage,” he explained. “So that was… 15?”
“Just one more?” she hinted.
Oscar’s face fell. “What? What else has she done?” he asked out loud. “I said Wicked?”
She nodded.
“Did I say Mamma Mia!?”
She nodded.
“Did I say Phantom of the Opera?”
“No, you didn't! Congratulations, bonus point awarded. What has she said is her dream role?”
He took a deep breath. “It’s going to be really bad if I get this wrong, isn’t it? Alright, so, she has always wanted to play Ms. Honey in Matilda,” he watched as the interviewer shook her head. “Shit, alright. Any hints?”
“She said it would be the only way to get her back into a specific show,” she hinted.
“Oh! Emcee!” he cheered. “God, how could I forget that?”
“Well done! Alright, one final question, what song did she sing at the 2023 grammy awards, where she debuted her first single after ‘LISTEN’, her band, went on hiatus?”
He smirked. He was there for that performance. He was sitting in the crowd as you sang. He got to take you home and congratulate you. He got to be the proud boyfriend all night. He loved it. It was one of his most fond memories. “She sang ‘That’s So True’. I was there.”
“The infamous kiss picture,” she winked at him. He nodded, a smug smile on his face. “So, going back to the other question, what Disney princess did Y/l/n play?”
“Oh shit yeah, it was animated, yeah?”
“Not necessarily,” she hinted.
“Ariel!” he exclaimed. “Ariel, of course!”
She chuckled. “Congratulations, you know the most about Y/n Y/l/n’s career out of anyone I’ve ever met.”
“One would hope,” he chuckled.
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I've been rewatching Lost, a show I always saw commercials for and thought "that looks really good I should watch" and then never did until it came to streaming services but anyway I always lose interest around season 3. I've never finished the show, and I've made it through the entirety of supernatural almost 3 whole assed times I have patience and masochism ok I can get through 6 seasons of Lost I just stoped watching, I realized this time around, pretty much right after John Locke dies because he's my favorite character on the show.
Well, out of curiosity because I know the "the ending was just a dream!" thing isn't actually how it ended I looked at the episode descriptions for season six, the final season. Well ALL of them had Locke's name all over so I was like !!! John comes back to LIFE and I started watching it again because I got to the part where he died and my waning interest in the show had led to me not watching again but I have no ventured into Lost territory I've never seen before because I guess the motivation I needed to see the whole show through was John Locke being alive actually 😂😂😂
#winters ramblings#Locke and Mr Eko were my favs and Eko i think had a solid end it felt like his emotional journy hit its end when it did#but john i was like wtf fuck ben i hate this man why has he killed My Boi. turns out john comes back though so cool!!#like i know ive seen bits of season four but it turns out all i needed to pay more attention to it was knowledge#that my fav character lives lmao. which is interesting because ideologically Locke and i are Not the Same#my mans is so faithful his ass got his KIDNEY stolen by his dad who later also tossed him out a window 8 stories up#which is how he got into his wheelchair. and locke was STILL nice to this man. meanwhile i have so little faith in about ANYTHING#that i dont trust LEGIT emails until i tripple check them with stuff directly from the service i was emailed about#anyway excited to see how it ends lmao
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Pregnant Damian started as a joke, but now I have ideas.
Idk if this is omegaverse, ftm Damian or an in-Universe explanation. But you get to decide whatever makes you happy.
Jon realises Damian is pregnant first. Like his father before him, he hears his child's heartbeat while lying in bed with his boyfriend.
At first, he thinks he is imagining it. The heartbeat is so faint and so fast that Jon just stops for a minute, but it is definitely there.
Damian, who is reading beside him, is very confused when Jon puts his head on his stomach and starts crying.
"What's happening here?"
Jon sobbing. "I'm going to be a dad!"
"Wait, what?!"
"You're pregnant!"
Damian needs to take a breathe and process.
"Oh. Ooooh!"
Jon looks up at Damian, who looks shocked but not unhappy at the news. He stands on his knees and kisses Damian helplessly.
"We're going to be dads!" He yells when the kiss breaks.
Damian smiles back. "Yeah, we are, Hayseed. But are you okay with this? It is sudden and definitely not planned," He asks a little nervously.
Jon takes his boyfriends hand. "I'm so happy. I love you, and I can't wait to have a family with you." Placing kisses all over Damians face reverently.
"I got that! And you didn't wait! We've only been dating for a few weeks, and our families don't even know about our relationship yet." Damian answers, giggling at the ticklish feeling.
Jon abruptly stops and pales. "Your Dad is going to kill me!"
"Batman doesn't kill."
"I knocked you up before marrying you. He'll make an exception!"
Damian scrunches his nose at the phrasing. Jon gets up and starts to pace.
"And if he doesn't do it, your siblings will!"
"You're being dramatic."
"I'm really not! Red hood will laugh as he shoots me."
"If you're that nervous, let's not tell them yet, I need to get it confirmed medically first anyway"
"Let's do that!" Jon agrees relieved, but he knows he is just prolonging the inevitable. He curls up with Damian again, rubbing a hand over his flat stomach.
"I love you, sweetheart, and our little accident."
"You are not calling our child that Corn Cob!"
Damian books an appointment for during his lunch break the next day. Jon holds his hand as they await the results, practically vibrating.
"Congratulations, Dr. Wayne, you are pregnant. If you get up on the table, we can do an ultrasound."
Damian lies there while Jon stares transfixed at the screen. "You look to be about 8 weeks along going by the growth and cardiac activity."
Jon tears up at the sight of the little blob.
Damian, while also emotional, silently groans.
Jon likely got him pregnant the first time they slept together. He mentally vows that none of his family will ever know. He'd prefer his child's other father kryptonite free if possible.
Afterwards, the two agree not to say anything until 12 weeks. Damian knows the statistics, but carefully doesn't mention them to his boyfriend, who is already acting overprotective.
Unfortunately, like most things Damian plans, it does not work out like that.
There's an invasion AGAIN, and Damian is called in by his father for field medicine.
As soon as Nightengale arrives, Superman 2.0 is attached to his side. Ignoring all orders to go help in a different area. Damian tries to argue with him but quickly learns it does nothing.
"You shouldn't even be out here, and I am not risking anything!" Jon yells stubbornly.
Damian just moves around treating patients with his bodyguard. No hostile gets anywhere near them.
The original Superman flies over after the worst of the threat, has subsided with an annoyed Batman to ask his son what the hell is going on when he stops midstep.
"You're Pregnant?!"
Damian, who is changing his gloves and is exhausted by now, pinches his nose with a groan. He forgot that if Jon can pick up on the fact he's pregnant, all of the kryptonitians can.
Batman growls. "What?" Like the word had been punched out of him.
Jon is looking sheepish but luckily doesn't say anything as Damian glares at their fathers. "Yes, I found out very recently. Now we can discuss this later! I have other patients to see!"
All three of the heroes object vehemently, and Damian is forcefully moved to the Watchtower. Any injured heroes are brought up to him.
Jon finally focuses on the invasion, even if his Dad gives him odd looks.
After clean up and Damian patcheing up his brothers (who once again try to hide their injuries from him), a very serious looking Batman walks into the medbay where Nightengale and Nightwing are trying to get a very stubborn Red Robin to rest.
"You're pregnant, and you didn't tell me!"
Dick and Tim turn to their brother in shock.
"Damian what the fuck!" Dick screams while Tim looks at the drip in his arm suspiciously.
"I found out last week. I'm only 9 weeks along. I wasn't going to tell anyone for another three weeks at least!"
Dick clutches his imaginary pearls.
Bruce looks like he swallowed a lemon at the confirmation. "You still went out on the field in your condition?"
"You asked me to! I was there for med support, and I was perfectly safe." Damian runs a hand over his stomach subconsciously.
Bruce is having a full-blown crisis now and it would be funny if Damian wasn't so nervous.
Bruce stops suddenly as something occurs to him. "Whose the father?"
Damian grits his teeth. "Take a wild guess, Batman!"
Just as Dick, Tim, and Bruce open their mouths to reply. Both Supermen enter the medbay.
"Sugar! Everything okay? Do you need to sit down?" Jon runs over to the increasingly irritated doctor, checking his abdomen with x ray vision before sighing and nuzzling his boyfriends neck like an affectionate dog.
"Well, that answers that question, doesn't it." Tim remarks in as Dick and Bruce stare at the two in growing horror.
"Jonathan, I am fine!"
"I'm so glad!" The kryptonitian kissing Damians forehead and resting a hand on his stomach.
The quiet is interrupted by a sobbing Clark Kent. "I'm going to be a grandad!" No doubt listening to the second heatbeat coming from Damian.
Damian thinks 'like father like son.'
Clarks' words seem to break Bruce out of his shock. He starts smiling at his youngest son only to frown when he sees how Jon has attached himself to Damian.
It's Dick who asks the dreaded question, "How long have you two been together? And why didn't you tell me Dami?!"
Jon, who is distracted by trying to meld them together, apparently, makes the very stupid decision and answers, "A little over two months!"
Damian resists the urge to face palm as his family does the very simple math.
The gathered bats start to glare again.
"What." Dick says, his voice deceptively calm.
"We started dating two months ago."
"Habibi, shut up. Now."
"So you just impregnated my son?!" Bruce starts striding forward reaching for his utility belt.
"It was an accident!" Jon backs away.
"Obviously." Seethes Tim, already on his com, no doubt informing the rest of the bats of the price that's now on Jons head. Dick looks ready to join Bruce in beating him with kryptonite.
Jon looks to his own father for help, but Clark is too busy still crying in the corner.
Damian steps between the two quickly. "A happy accident! Jon and I are very excited. You're going to have a grandchild, Father." Damian looks at his father pleadingly.
It seems to work because all of Bruce's attention goes to Damian, and he melts.
"I know, habibi. I'm very happy, but you're so young."
"You adopted Richard at my age. And he was an entire child."
Batman concedes the point.
The rest of their family are called to the Manor, so Damian can get telling the rest of them over with. Because for people with secret identities, they're the biggest gossips.
The Kents cry (it's a family trait) and are very excited. Lois hugs Damian in joy and offers tips on handling being pregnant with a kryptonitian. Kon makes some very crude jokes that Ma Kent smacks him over the head for.
Kara explains the traditional rites for children on Krypton and starts planning a naming ceremony with Clark almost immediately. Damian is touched and shares his own traditions from his childhood that are a mix of Chinese and Arabic. All four discuss how to meld them at length.
Jon is just so full of love that he can't contain it.
Pa Kent does take his grandson aside to tell him that he is happy, but Jon has got to be responsible for his family now. Damian and his child deserve the best.
Jon agrees wholeheartedly but blushes when Ma tells him off for getting Damian pregnant so quickly and that she expects to see a ring at some point.
The bats are no less enthused. They are all very happy for Damian, of course, but after the hugs and offers of support, they glare at Jon and non too subtly check their personal kryptonite stashes.
Bruce actually smiles now that he has had time to process, talking about the trust fund, education fund, and other insurance he has already set up for the baby. (How he had the time to do so no one knows.)
While Damian is distracted trying to pry himself from a weeping Dick Grayson and overexcited Stephanie, Alfred delivers the most polite but terrifying list of his expectations ever.
When Jon nods along and promises that he is not going anywhere and has been in love with Damian for years, only then does the elderly butler smile.
(Jon once again wonders what Alfred did before joining Wayne Manor. Because he has faced villains less scary.)
Damian spends hours trying to convince his father that no, he is not going to move back into the Manor while he's pregnant or when the baby comes. (Bruce builds him a nursery anyway, just in case. His other children roll their eyes.)
When Talia finds out, she declares war on every kryptonitian as payback for Jonathan Kent 'defiling' her baby. The fight only ends when Damian steps in and promises that Talia is welcome to visit as long as she stops trying to kill his in-laws.
Talia, then, rather quickly gets into a buying war with Bruce. Not that they tell Damian after he gave out to them both about the silk baby clothes he received.
All gifts will be delivered when the baby is born and he can't say no.
During the next few months, when Damian starts to show. Many people who knew Damian when he was younger and had not taken to the time to observe anything or get to know the boy at all offer Jon and Bruce condolences on Damians pregnancy hormones and tell the young Super advice on being patient with his crazy partner.
They quickly have to deal with a very angry Super and Batman. The Watchtower learns to never speak of Nightengale in anything close to a negative ever again. Most still shiver at the memories, made worse when the rest of the bats find out what was said.
What they don't realise is that Damian is actually the patient one.
Jon panicks at every little development and spends nine months trying to serve his every whim even if Damian doesn't say anything!
Damians co-workers hold a baby shower and Jon is threatened by an army of nurses in bright pink scrubs to do right by their favourite young doctor.
And when Jon isn't there, the rest of his family is!
The rest of the Supers and Bats are overprotective and clingy to the extreme.
Dick practically moves in despite Damian changing the locks.
Cassandra especially enjoys feeling the baby kick.
Tim does way too much research, Jason goes crazy buying books, and Stephanie tries to convince them to paint the nursery purple.
Duke starts a betting pool. And Jon is pretty sure Kon is fighting the bats to win the best uncle already.
Damian does not have a moment of peace.
At least his boyfriend is willing to fly halfway across the world to get him a very specific dumpling he is craving at 3am.
His father is still campaigning for him to move home, going so far as to bribe him with a puppy.
When Jon gets called away on a two week mission while Damianis is in his third trimester, the man seriously considers giving up being a hero.
Clark is just about able to convince him not to, but strict paternity leave for all heroes is negotiated.
While his partner is gone, Damian does move to the Manor temporarily because Alfred promises to feed him.
Bruce tries everything to get him to stay after Jon is back. It almost works.
When Damian goes into labour a week early, you would swear he was actively dying with how Jon reacted.
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this night has opened my eyes
After a while of you sobbing quietly on the floor of your room, you finally got up and locked in.
First off, you changed out of your performer costume into a more casual outfit.
Your performer costume was soaked from the water, so you hung it up to dry and clean later.
You needed a plan
so you started a plan.
You had lots of ideas planned out. All of which were very elaborate.
Different ways to get them all together to make amends, different ways for them to talk, plans to make everyone apologize and get together to become a troop.
You get out your comically large whiteboard and regular-sized markers and start planning on what to do.
You spend a couple of hours finding ideas, only for you to keep running into problems.
You didn't know what to do.
You were stuck.
You decided to just walk to the park to tell Tsukasa you would have to quit, it was nearby anyway.
Walking out of the manor wasn't hard, they wouldn't notice you walking out. They were away at whatever rich people jobs they had.
You never saw them at night, and you never understood why.
As you made your way to the theme park, you tried to make yourself as small as possible to not get seen by anyone bad.
You tried to calm your nerves by thinking of memories to keep your mind off the whole situation.
You think about how one time when you were younger, around 10 years old, while getting up to get water you saw Nightwing in costume in the kitchen.
You saw as he froze like he was shocked to see you walk in.
You smiled at him and waved, you were half asleep and assumed he was a hallucination.
He waved and smiled back to you and you just walked back to your room.
For a while, you assumed that either Nightwing was coming into the manor to steal something, or he was just visiting.
Either that or you were dreaming.
You assumed you were dreaming.
You smiled at the memory. Nightwing has been one of your favorite vigilantes since you were younger.
You liked how his smile seemed to light up the room.
You liked how his smile reminded you of your older brother, Dick's smile.
You wanted to smile like Nightwing and Dick.

You were close to the park when you saw a red hood on a rooftop.
You saw him watching you, somewhat menacingly.
You get scared for a moment, You've heard stories about the crime lord and the people he's killed.
Sure, they were bad people and you had never done anything bad, but you could never be too sure!
You smiled and waved to him, which caught him slightly by surprise. Usually, people didn't smile and wave at someone they were scared of.
You walked a little faster, you needed to hurry before it was too late at night.
The park closes at 9, and it was now 8:26 pm.
You didn't notice how Red Hood kept watching you.
You didn't notice how he started coming towards you.
As soon as he got within 7 feet behind you, you could sense him.
You spun around dramatically to look at him.
You waved to him, again. "Hii!" You said excitedly, hoping this interaction will take your mind off everything. You realized you did not sound as excited as you usually did, probably from the sadness you felt.
"You look happy," He said walking towards you.
He didn't know why he felt the need to talk to you. He had never even had a conversation with you.
"Not really." You looked down at your feet, slightly sad.
You see him sitting down on a bench nearby and patting the seat next to him.
"Well, what's up?" He asks as you sit down next to him.
"What do you mean?" you asked, your leg shaking from nervousness.
Were you in trouble? Had you done something wrong? Why was he stopping you? Didnt he have people to fight?
"I mean, you look upset," He said, pointing out the obvious.
You started explaining everything to him.
About how you started a group and how it fell apart.
"I don't know what to do. I was just on my way to tell my friend I was gonna quit. It's no use to keep trying." You said while having your head in your hands and trying not to cry.
Jason didn't understand.
You usually weren't like this.
You usually wouldn't quit.
You were the type of person to keep going no matter what.
He's seen you fall down and get up likr it was nothing!
He leaned up against the railing of the bench. "Well, why would you quit?"
"What do you mean?" You asked as you lifted your head from your hands.
"I mean, why quit when you're almost there? All you have to do is go to the park, find them, and tell them to keep going. encourage them like you encouraged others." You watched as he stretched a little.
You thought about it for a minute.
"Plus, wouldn't you want to keep going for your grandfather? he would want you to keep going, right?"
He was right.
You had to keep going.
You had to go ahead and convince Tsukasa to apologize to Nene and Rui.
You had to convince them all to stay together.
You got up from the bench.
"Thank you for everything, Mr. Red Hood!" you waved bye to him and started running towards the theme park.
You checked the time on your phone.
8:47 PM
If you ran fast enough, you could probably make it in time to find Tsukasa and make him apologize!
So you ran.
You ran and ran like there was no tomorrow.
When you finally got to the park, you stopped for a second to try and find Tsukasa.
You find him packing his stuff up on the stage, and he has also already taken off his performer costume.
You grabbed him by the shoulders and practically yelled to him "TSUKASA- WENEEDTOGETTHEGROUPBACKTOGETETHERANDANDAND-!" You talked too fast. You made no sense. You were scared and nervous.
"Y-Y/N! Slow down! I can't understand you!" Tsukasa said, his head feeling like it was spinning.
You took a deep breath and started yelling again, this time you accidentally shook him violently. "WE NEED THE GROUP BACK TOGETHER! We need to create smiles! Us breaking up was a dumb idea!" Your eyes were slightly teary, you were passionate about this.

It took a couple of minutes of you convincing Tsukasa (and apologizing for shaking him and leaving him dizzy) before you guys went to look for Nene and Rui.
When you guys finally found them, the park was about to close for the night. You guys had to hurry.
Nene and Tsukasa apologized to each other, Nene for ruining the show and Tsukasa for yelling at her.
Rui was holding a slight grudge, which makes sense, but you were sad about it.
It took all 3 of you to convince him to come back to the stage and forgive Tsukasa, and it worked!
You all got kicked out of the park for the day because technically you guys were trespassing, so you 3 parted ways and went home.
While walking home, you started thinking about your day.
You liked thinking about it, it made you feel like you were living through it again.
You realized you had never told Mr.Red Hood about your grandpa.
How did he know about that?

oh god rhis was so short sorry
PLEASE why do i keep accidentally neglecting emu reader hi guys
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