#but I can't find it

[kettlefire]

Constantine & the King

First time Constantine meets the Ghost King, he's expecting problems. In his line of work, when all the shadows in the room seem to be pulled toward a point in the room. Creating a dark portal that suddenly glowed a startling green, it's more than concerning.

However, Constantine was thrown off by the young man that stepped out of the portal. Young man could be putting it generously. The kid looked barely legal to drink.

However the kid was holding a scroll that looked thicker than his own head. A crown, ring, and cape that just screamed royalty.

Constantine did not expect the kid to greet with joy and friendliness.

It was the Ghost King. The being that held full control over that aspect of the mythical realms. His name was Danny, and Constantine found the kid's lack of professionalism a nice break.

That scroll? Every contract Constantine ever signed that used his soul as a bargianing chip.

Now, Constantine expected annoyance. If his soul was technically meant to end up in the grasp of thw King, wouldn't the kid be pissed?

After all, Constantine was certain one of those contracts was with the prior Ghost King.

Except, Danny loved it. He was all grins and laughter as he spoke about it. The kid complained about the amount of paperwork, sure. Who wouldn't?

Aside from that, Danny adored Constantine's work. His nonchalantness when it came to signing away his soul.

Danny relished in the chaos he has happening among various other entities. Praised Constantine, and thanked him for the entertainment.

Constantine realized that this Ghost King was a brat. He enjoyed the chaos and the drama as long as it hurt absolutely anyone. This kid was a little shithead.

And Constantine got a confirmation. No matter what, no matter what contracts he signed. His soul was going to end up in Danny's hands.

Constantine didn't mind that. He liked the spirit the kid had. Found a fondness for the King.

A fondness that only grew with every impromptu meeting. Every time the room grew colder, and the shadows moved and warped in the room.

Constantine grew accustomed to it. He looked forward to it.

Then it happened.

Constantine was at the Justice League Watchtower. A simple consultation, nothing too crazy. It was all going to be fine.

Until Constantine felt the shift in the room.

The temperature dropped. The shadows shifted and contorted, and a portal began to form.

Constantine waved off the other heroes concern and defense. Turning towards the forming portal, and prepared to see the kid. The kid who was easily his favorite being in the world at this point.

Except that changed once he saw the familiar being step through the portal.

Maybe step was the wrong word. Danny basically stumbled out of the green portal. Landing harshly on his knees in front of the league.

Constantine wasted no time rushing forward. Pulling the kid close to him, and taking in the sight. Looking for any sign of what was wrong.

Blood and a green substance coated the kid's closed. And Constantine noted the cape was completely missing. The kid was in tears, shaking horrible and in a state of complete hysteria.

All Constantine knew, was that he was going to make them pay.

Whoever brought this normally confident and carefree king to his knees, wasn't going to last much longer.

Those bastards will pay.

[despoticmouse]

If Spearmaster ripped off the flesh covering where it’s mouth would be, would there just be a hole, a normal mouth, or a deformed mouth under there? Would it be able to consume food through whatever is under there?

Ehhh let’s agree not to worry about any of that 🫡

[secondbeatsongs]

my library has a page where you can request titles to be added to the catalogue, and my requests have never, never been turned down

like, obscure book on irish mythology? added! cookbook written by a robot? hell yeah! just season 3 of a 1970s detective series, on DVD? sure, why not!

I don't know if it's that a librarian has decided to humor me, or if my library is particularly well-funded (I hope so; I love my library), but no matter what I request, they buy a copy and add it to the catalogue.

...so now, as I type in a suggestion for a queer romance with a pretty boy on the cover, I can only hope that luck is still with me

[anonymousbandkid]

i'm calling it now. yor is definitely bisexual. just look at her. bi wife energy right there.

[unreversedumbrella]

does anyone know where i can read the reigen manga? i wanna find that picture where mob looks super distressed when dimple tells him he's not in it

[macleod]

[reddstardust]

Desperately trying to find that scene in Malevolent where Arthur was like "wait so you know who Jesus Christ is?" IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AGAIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. ISTG.

[jamiesfootball]

Does anyone have that reference post for the timeline of events in season 3? Pretty please?

[lovelynim]

can I please have all of your kazuscara fic pls? maybe even some other kazuscara recommendation, if you don't mind ofc 🥺🥺🙏

oh and good morning/evening /night, how are you doing?

Hello, anon!

Do you mean the link to my KazuScara fics? Sure!

The first one is a collab I did with @/ticklygiggles and the second one was part of a milestone event

...and that's it. I checked my milestone posts and I'm ashamed to admit I didn't explore this duo as much as I wanted to. As for recomendations,

This fanart by @/chubbybunyu

This, this and this by @/chibimochii

This fic by @/riisume

This fic by @/anzynai

[littlest-nightingale]

There is a snake in A.Z Fell's bookshop.

This is something that the regulars have come to terms with. New customers, if not scared off by the man himself, often flee the shop after their first encounter with the serpent slithering along the shelves.

The snake pays no mind to the customers, save for the service dog owned by one of Mr. Fell's favorite customers, who's fascinated by the reptile wandering the floor.

The snake considers him a friend.

To regular visitors of the shop, the snake seems to be well cared for. Spoiled, some would say. Incredibly curious, too, and rather friendly for a snake, especially to those who aren't too pushy towards the owner, and even more so if they seem to like him.

It never slithers onto any of the customers, no, not unless it for some reason needs to. But it falls asleep on the backs of chairs and next to piles of books, and on occasion it will look over someone's shoulder as if to read with them.

To many people, the snake seems a more like a child, and less like a snake. It isn't uncommon for the serpent to be carrying a plush duck that's almost as big as itself, or for it's hisses to sound less like a hiss and more like a word. It has it's own nook, filled with star patterned blankets and stuffed toys that Mr. Fell swears he bought at a pet shop, despite the fact that all of them are obviously made for humans. It especially likes the crinkly toys, much to the annoyance of patrons, but if asked, it moves on to something quieter. There are books about stars in a neat pile in the snake's designated window, and of you're lucky, you may see the snake attempt to turn a page.

But most of the time, the snake is behind the counter with Mr. Fell, slithering down the arms of his jacket or nuzzling against his neck, perching on his shoulder while he sketches, or glaring at particularly pushy patrons. Nobody will ever believe you when you tell them the snake is bottlefed, nor will they believe you when you swear you saw it use a pacifier, but Mr. Fell will never outright deny it when you ask.

[deardiary17]

[yuhi-san]

maybe someone can help me find this post

it was a red vs blue textpost and went something along the lines of:

In red vs blue we don't say i love you. Instead we say:

and there was a whole list but i only remember the following for certain

We say "i forget you"

we say "freckles, shake"

we say "perhaps the next time around"

we say"maybe i can trust you but you can't trust me"

[imrllytootiredforthis]

maybe i'm going insane but i remember a fic i read like months ago w sub gyu getting captured or smth and then got fucked by a robot??

[twilight-blaze]

a reminder, because some people seem to need it:

the word canon in the context of a fictional work specifically refers to the text of the work, no more, no less. it doesn't mean "anything put out through an official channel." it doesn't mean "what's right and correct about this work." it doesn't mean "the important stuff you need to pay attention to."

when you say something is canon, you're saying "this exists in the text of the work itself." not in an interview by the writers. not in a tweet from an official account. not in some commentary somewhere. in the text. if it's not in the text, it's noncanonical.

if the creator(s) said it, whether in an interview, a tweet, a commentary, a panel at a con, or anywhere else that isn't the actual text of the work they made, that's called Word of God. Word of God is by definition noncanonical.

you are free to find WoG every bit as important as canon if you want. you are also free to ignore it completely. you can pick and choose which parts you're going to care about and which ones you aren't.* but no matter how you decide to treat it, the fact remains that it's noncanonical.

and noncanonical is not a value judgment! it's completely neutral. it's just a fact. all it means is "this isn't in the text of the work itself," and it's up to you what you do with that.

*fun fact: you can also do this with canon itself. no one can stop you. do whatever you want

[badgertrait]

The UrbZ ™️

Central Station - Diamond Heights - Kicktaik Park - Neon East - Skyline Beach - The Foundry

inspo

[fuckyeahdonhertzfeldt]

Does anyone have a good "I'm feeling fat and sassy" gif that corresponds with this one?

I am not referring to this gif, which doesn't match.

Asking for a friend.