nyxgoddessofcandles · 9 months ago
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Friend with benefits? yeah there's benefits. They help me pirate stuff and hang out and play cool games
sex? huh?
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doctorsiren · 1 year ago
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I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.
So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)
Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)
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unpersoniverse · 1 month ago
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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yourpalwhale · 5 months ago
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ok I can tell why they're a ship now
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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 1 year ago
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So was anyone going to tell me Faust is a bigger menace than EVERYONE in the game put together or like. Was I supposed to play the Impossible Choices event (Vincent and Charles ver) myself. I LOVE that he's the definition of: 'being smarter doesn't make me more mature or helpful, it just makes my inherent lust for chaos/entropy all the more unstoppable' This shit FUCKS
I think this is the first time I've ever seen a character make Shakespeare's life a living hell and the latter didn't expect/see it coming, that was AMAZING. Mf was out here like "What the hell??? You lot don't make me suffer I make YOU suffer. Let a man obsess IN PRIVACY" and then nobody cared. Peak comedic interaction, no notes everyone pack it up
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twisted-in-underland · 10 months ago
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Ace: Yuri, what the hell are you doing!?
Yuri, standing on the sink in one of the Ramshackle bathrooms: Taping off the door trims and the ceiling so I can get ready to paint the walls.
Deuce, nervously: But why are you standing on the sink? Isn’t that dangerous?!
Yuri: how else am I supposed to reach the ceiling?
Ace: oh I don’t know; use a ladder, or maybe ASK FOR HELP!? There are plenty of tall people at the school who can help!
Yuri: yeah, but that’s to much trouble when I can do it just fine by myself
Ace: *facepalm*
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californianedgeworth · 1 year ago
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youtube
since I have more aa fandom followers from the comic i posted maybe any of them would be interested in watching my 1-year-old objection.lol that's kinda cringe but funny enough that i thought it deserved more online traction haha jk...unless???
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cupcakefoggy · 5 months ago
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Hey there...
Happy pride to the aces, the aros, the demis.
Happy pride to my friends who identify as such.
I love you all and you are valid. Just know in my head I'm hugging all of you (but only after asking permission bc y'know consent is important and all that)
Anyone who says you can only be "really" queer if you want sex/relationships can eat dirt.
You're valid. You're loved. And in the spirit of pride, I'm happy to throw a brick at anyone who says otherwise.
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musing-gears · 2 months ago
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a fun part of being a Supportive Ace Friend is that I can say "I see the vision" whether it's a hot celebrity or a xenomorph and mean it just as much
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altruistic-meme · 12 days ago
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i didn't get the specific one i was after, but i DID get a k-cup coffee maker!!! fuck yeah!!! and it came with a coffee filter too, so i can still make regular coffee in it :D
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chiyana · 17 days ago
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don't ask how I got here but I've found myself playing a harem dating sim game, and I've come to realize I am. perhaps not playing these games as intended.
because there's a garden you can fix up and grow things in, and you can sell stuff to make money, but I've reached a point where I don't need to worry about that so I'm just kind of... doing it. because it's there and what if I inexplicably need 60 boxes of potatoes for a quest.
but you also need to tend to it and water your plants daily or they'll die. tending your garden doesn't progress time, but events and other things do, and there are three 'time slots' where you can move around and access your garden: morning, noon, and evening. so you can wake up, go down to the garden, tend to it, and go about your day.
except sometimes (often) leaving your room can trigger automatic events, which progress time whether you like it or not, and sometimes (OFTEN) you can get a few automatic events in a row and there goes your whole day
so I've been finding myself with increasing frequency crawling through multiple automatic events in a row trying to get to my garden like "please... my plants are dying... I just want to water my potatoes...."
like yes great fine beautiful women are throwing themselves at me and fighting over me PLEASE LET ME TEND TO MY CABBAGES BEFORE THE BUGS EAT THEM
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theradicalace · 27 days ago
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i just think it's so funny that when *i* lash out and start bitching *about* management to my coworkers because of a stressful day at work, i get pulled into the office to discuss my attitude, but when a manager lashes out and bitches *at me* because of a stressful work day, i get a halfassed "oh sorry, but-" and i'm expected to roll over and take it.
#ace rambles#negative//#boss prompted us to stop talking and keep it moving. okay sure whatever.#i lightheartedly asked what the rush was because we were almost done for the day#boss immediately snaps and starts yelling about how she's been busting her ass and hasn't gone to lunch yet#and she's ''not gonna watch four people stand and talk'' while she busts her ass#we were standing there for maybe thirty seconds. i didn't put you in that fucking situation girl#you're flying off the handle at the wrong guy#and i just know that if i had lashed out like that at her it would have at BEST been another ''conversation''#and more likely i would have been written up#i guess it's just another reminder that she's my boss. not my friend.#because if she were my FRIEND i would have been able to explain to her that that was incredibly hurtful#and that it really could have been just a minor issue at most#but i can't exactly look my boss in the eye and say ''hey you major overrracted and really hurt my feelings''#i've tried it with other managers and it doesn't end well#and look. i'm no stranger to getting frustrated and losing my cool.#it's a thing i'm actively trying to get better about but i'm big enough to admit that i have a long way to go.#the fact that she yelled at me isn't even what's bothering me#it's mostly the fact that i did not get a real apology and i really doubt i will.#and if i try and bring it up tomorrow or later then *i'm* going to look like the one who's overreacting and can't let it go#which tbh i probably maybe am?#i think i'm probably being stupid but i have a bad history with yelling and anger#which i don't need to get into you guys know the origin story already#whatever man#i want to cry but i'm in public still
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abrill · 1 month ago
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today's morning was so beautiful, text from my fav person.. Video Call with my beloved friend, danced to music and got ready... Basically I was all alone.. And had poor sleep at night but got to have lil sleep in the morning..( But ngl I sacrificed a sleep to just be happy while being alone and loud 😭) , also chilled with my two buds in the library.. Ahh I just love people... So muchh.
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aeolianblues · 1 month ago
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every fucking time I wonder if I might be allosexual me: if a guy looks at me the wrong way I will have a panic attack, throw up and think about it for four business days
#Asexual#im so sorry if anyone has seen me post on a similar theme before#Asexuality#sometimes I think I must be faking being ace surely? My friends I don’t think your blood is supposed to run cold if someone flirts with you#I don’t appreciate it at all— just another reminder I guess that I’m extremely ace#Ace#Aspec#acespec#I spoke to my bestie about it this afternoon and like. I love her n everything but my reaction left me feeling a bit sheepish#A bit childish#And I have to sort of hold myself in place; stand my ground etc. and remind myself that#My reaction and how I deal with notions of sexuality ARE expressions of MY sexuality. They don’t have to mimic allosexual people#They don’t have to conform to heterosexuality. They don’t have to even be compatible with allosexuality#Other sexualities arent told* to go against their own sexuality. I shouldn’t have to change mine to accommodate anyone else’s#This is who I am right? If I’ve literally been out there saying with my whole chest ‘I am asexual’#We can’t just get upset when the asexual person reacts in an asexual way#Like to be fair no one is saying ‘oh hey you should just cave in and be hetero’#But also I will have reactions to allosexuality that don’t conform to allo-ness. We can’t just fucking forget that#Anyway.#Midnight rants#I forgot to say * = obv; caveat saying homophobes exist but people who aren't homophobes and are actually supportive will often#forget themselves when amatonormativity kicks in
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agonybow · 4 months ago
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" tough case, edgeworth? "
gumshoe was out today on a rare sick day--which meant all were stuck with him, including poor chief prosecutor edgeworth.
@mens-reas // starter call
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dizzybevvie · 2 months ago
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For the choose violence ask game, would you mind doing 3 and/or 24 for ace attorney or httyd?
AAAA YEASS >:))) HTTYD
3. Worst take you've seen
OH GODDD I. WOW SO MANY. i think the question specifies tumblr but im in a httyd discord server (which is super inactive now but super duper thrived in early 2023) and the amount of strange people in there was wiiild
I remember seeing someone who absolutely HATED Astrid with their whole being, like made an OC to replace her etc etc, but like just COMPLETELY missed the point of her character.
Idk if I ever interacted with them directly but one of the main reasons they hated her is because in HTTYD2 when Hiccup becomes chief she smiles. Baffling. Like, she's obviously very upset Stoick is dead, but she's smiling because she's proud and staying strong for Hiccup. she's not "happy that Hiccup is getting the throne". i remember thinking it was so weird specifically because almost anything negative you can say about Astrid, you can say about Snotlout. but they had no problem with him. figures
24. Topic that brings up the most rancid discourse
oh godddd okay uhhh. i dont super-duper interact with the httyd fandom space outside of tumblr so i dont really knowwww. The Hidden World and the light fury is always crazy but idk.
The Snotcup debate is always fun /sar. I understand that they are not CANONICALLY cousins in the movie series but i truly just cannot see them as anything else theyre so cousins to me. i do NOT like Snotcup even a little bit.
Dagcup too actually? Dagur calling Hiccup "brother" of course but the age difference is the most concerning bit to me LMAO. I'm more of a Riders/Defenders of Berk enjoyer, so in my head theyre like, 15 and 20. not for me. (Although in my experience Dagur fans are often the biggest freaks sorry sorry sorry sorry)
I havent seen bad ship discourse in httyd fandom tbh but im sure it exists especially on twitter 💀.
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