#but I’m ok

[puffypoffin]

The real present was the roommate he got along the way

[scary-lasagna]

Good morbin everybody :))))

I have a super duper secret that I cannot share yet!!!!!

But I will reveal it at the end of the day!!

:)))

[sixpennydame]

Just thinking about how in love and in tune Husband!Levi is with you, especially when you hurt yourself. You’re in the kitchen, cutting some vegetables for dinner while he’s in the other room, busy with some paperwork. The knife slips and cuts the edge of your finger. It’s so fast and the knife is so sharp; before your finger even has a chance to bleed, you let out a quiet gasp and pull back your hand. In less than a second, Levi is in the kitchen. “What happened?” he asks, “let me see.” He quickly gives you the clean handkerchief in his pocket and rushes to the bathroom to get the perfectly organized first aid kit. He takes out several different sizes of bandages.

Blood is starting to soak through the handkerchief and tears are forming in the corners of your eyes. He takes you to the sink and gently washes the cut, then he wraps it in a bandage. How did he even hear your gasp from the other room? you wonder.

“Keep pressure on it for a while,” he says, kissing your forehead, “I’ll finish up dinner.”

*based on actual events

[mistyfoxxy]

So someone jumped over the counter at work today and offered to help make me a sandwich (now him and his gf had been acting crazy the whole time and he couldn’t stay still, pretty sure he was on something…. But my coworker is hilarious as always when I told him what happened

[strymes49]

old.

[defyinggod]

i’m not completely miserable for the first time in my whole life. it doesn’t seem like much but it’s literally everything to me

[foxyfrolic]

// what is UP my dudes my stupid ass kept forgetting to take a broken mason jar out of the back of my car and I sliced the fuck out of my finger groping for my ice scraper

[amongdestiny-qu33n]

Bye guys. It’s been fun. *Dies of exhaustion*

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[cannibalfag]

everything is so hard and i want to smash my skull against car glass

[padfoot-lupin77]

What do you mean “life is supposed to be fun” what kind of drugs are you taking?

[ableism]

I know i’m functionally a gay DARE officer at this point but I do in fact feel some sort of way about Cocaine being back in vogue. Surely I sound like a square + narc and I’ll concede ok do whatever you want, nobody can materially stop another person from using drugs if they really want to 🤷🏻 I don’t really care that it’s hip to do party drugs, moreso I want to articulate a general level of caution and concern that I never see a sidecar of harm reduction and safe using practices along with the commonplace clips of people straight up snorting coke I’ve seen for “brat summer!!!1!!”

You 🫵 are not immune to ingesting fentanyl or any number of other additives. Do you think drugs at the gay club are different than the drugs people are taking under bridges and in gutters? I promise they’re not! So if you want to use drugs and continue being alive, do your part to be safe. Protecting yourself protects others and your community.

Do not accept drugs from strangers. Test your drugs with fentanyl test strips. Carry narcan and know how to administer it. Never use alone. Have an exit strategy if you’re using drugs in a public space. Know the contact information for your local harm reduction groups, overdose emergency hotline, and if you need/want it, addiction treatment orgs. This is all the bare minimum for community care if you intend to be out in the world using drugs. Mainly I encourage you all to be buzzkills if it means you don’t have to die of an accidental overdose. Overdose is the leading cause of death for Americans under 40. I have a whole lot of social workers in my network and however bad you think the synthetic opioid crisis is, it’s worse. The war stories I’ve heard from my people on the ground are… The shit of nightmares. Don’t let it be you or anybody you love.

If you live in the state of Georgia, DM me for a longer list of resources.

Fentanyl information (harm reduction.org)

Get Narcan

How to use fentanyl test strips

Call 311 to find out where to get Narcan in your community at no cost to you

[virtualplushy]

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[mlm-blues]

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.