#but how lol

[void-thegod]

Is there anything I could add to this discussion of the human condition and what I think should be done to avoid extinction?

Possibly.

Is it worth all the bullshit attention I may get just for adding my two cents? Especially when all I want is to be left alone?

My safety, health, and freedom are under attack.

I've fought for my life, my existence, and my sanity my entire life.

Is it going to help me to expose myself to the craziness that is humanity when I've experienced enough trauma?

Probably not.

[isa-ah]

got told yesterday that if i wanna be a man then i have to be a man about it and that being so hard on anyone i meet just bc i have known some really awful people in the last few years isn't fair, and is step 1 to being a very lonely person w no friends. which. fair. but how the fuck do you even go hey i like your vibes wanna hang out? as like an adult to an adult youve only been talking to for abfew minutes. 🤔

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[panvatar]

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[nat-20s]

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[happyheidi]

𝖲𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝗌 ❄️

𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑 / 𝗑 - 𝗑

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]