#but i will be returning to my regularly scheduled shitposting

[strangersatellites]

hello my phone friends !!! y’all hit me with literally like a thousand notifications in the four whole days i was logged off. rest assured i will be reading every single one of them like it’s the morning paper🫶🏼

[sentientsky]

i'm still only a few hours into bg3 (mostly cause i'm working with a laggy computer that screams at me every time i try to open the game), but i've heard stories about gale, and these are my conclusions thus far:

[mariana-oconnor]

Look, I may have accidentally created an aroace character, but now I'm going back to make a non-aroace character so I can romance the disaster wizard and live in his magical library.

This is a completely rational action and not in any way weird.

[darckcarnival]

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[humblemooncat]

The sheer opposite vibes I get from this blog and my private discord for Ki'to are staggering. I try so hard to curate this blog with pretty pictures and nice stories, and then my discord is just shitposts and screenshots of things that made me cackle to myself.

✨ Quality content ✨

Or this gem of a screenshot

Scion Thaumaturge: "I'll just be over here. Minding my business..."

Maybe I'll make shitpost compilations every so often. It's a shame to keep it all to myself.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

hello im back i downloaded a lich but it wasn't a lich it was just a virus my omninode called me a slur and started to grow hands that it tried to strangle me with im not a human though so that didn't really work anyways i got a friend to total biome kill my omninode and it took union a week to install a new omninode fucking lazy feds we now return to our regularly scheduled shitposts

[ahamkaracature]

This is a test of the Ahamkaracature automated alert system

This is not an emergency and this message is automated.

The Federal Administration of Shitposts has an automated announcement

“Hey y’all just wanna say happy new year and all that. I just wanna let y’all know that y’all have made the last six months so special for me. I found an online community that was almost aggressively accepting of me and so many others from 196. All of you have for the most part made a great impact on me. From the bottom of my heart I just wanna thank all you for being here and being yourselves. I love all of you so so much. I hope y’all have a good year this time around :3”

You may now return to your regularly scheduled shenanigans

[slasheru]

HOWDY HEY CAMPERS sorry I've been MIA for a little bit - my day job has gotten SUPER BUSY! I will be hopefully returning to your regularly scheduled shitposting & answering questions soon!

[zmasters]

The Void Crawler - A Lancer "Dungeon"

I’m working on a “dungeon crawl” style Lancer module. I’ll be posting each “level” to the “dungeon” later, but here’s an introduction of sorts.

Floor 1 & the Lift

The HA Void Crawler. Despite the name and Harrison Armory's history of violence, the ship is a research vessel. The Void Crawl and her crew where sanctioned to explore the galaxy outside of known Union space and find potential livable planets to colonized. While this particular survey has been tainted by the Corpo-State's particular culture of nationalism, the greater Union views this effort as an ultimately good thing for humanity as a whole.

The Void Crawler went dark a few weeks ago.

Now a derelict caught in the orbit of a massive gas giant, all that your employers know is that whatever caused the vessel to be abandoned happened fast and it happened without warning.

None of the missing crew has been found. Early scans indicate that many of the ships systems such as life support and engines have not been destroyed, but have simply been turned off.

The powers that be have turned their gaze on the Void Crawler. Some wish to figure out what happened to the hundreds of lives loss in this mysterious accident. Other's wish to capitalize on the materials and data that this ship have hidden in it's cold halls.

You are a lancer. You have been hired by one of the five manufactures to venture to the Void Crawler and achieve their objective.

As Union's right hand megacorp, General Massive Systems has graciously put it upon themselves to find the missing crewmen and either save them, or avenge them. And of course the data that HA has collected will benefit all of Union, so it would be the kind thing to do is for GMS to bring it back home free of charge.

ISP-Northstar and it's close ally Albatross have a long history of anti-piracy actions, and the this situation has pirates written all over it. A quick strike should bring whatever material and data lost to be put into the right hands.

A popular rumor to what happened to the Void Crawler is that the vessel had run foul with aliens. While most organizations laugh off this theory as omninet forum conspiracy and HORUS memetic manipulation, Smith-Shimano Corpo has not written it off yet. When seeking to perfect the original machine, the human body, maybe xeno DNA is the key.

[We interrupt your following debrief with a message, curtesy from USER xxBASED64xx]

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[Now returning to your regularly scheduled shitpost breifing]

And of course Harrison Armory has legal claim on the Void Crawler. They made the ship, they paid the crew, they provided the NHP, arguably they deserve whatever is left behind. But in the frontier of the great beyond, anything is fair game.

Regardless of who has hired you, the pay is the same. Lots of manna, a license in a mech of your choice, a genetic backup to be cloned incase of untimely passing. It has to be high, it's going to take at least ten years to get to the derelict.

You’ll be there for awhile.

With me.

New friend.

Come and smell the roses, I just planted them.

And you’ll love what I done with the place. A few expansions here and there, some refurbishments. My new friend helped me redecorate. Have you met him before? RA?

[doonthestair]

My friends lovingly refer to my horrible horrible journeys from abroad to home as my Odyssey. And hell, they truly are, with over 5000 miles to cover on a budget you didn’t think would ever have the audacity to try such a feat. Welcome to @doonthestair’s personal Odyssey of summer 2024, featuring first going 1000 miles in the opposite direction of where I want to end up, absolutely no coherent sleep, a 33-hour train, and more. With this context, I now return you to your regularly scheduled vagueposting and shitposting.

[buggysnap]

Cannot believe this is a post i have to make on my pokemon snap funsies and shitposting account but according to the notes on one of my posts on here i do so here's a PSA for this blog and any blog i run honestly:

ANY AND ALL BRANDS ATTEMPTING TO ADVERTISE ON/WITH MY POSTS WITHOUT MY PRIOR CONSENT WILL BE BLOCKED. FUCK YOU, GET MY CONSENT AND PAY ME. MY FUN POSTS AND POKEMON MEMES ARE NOT YOUR FREE AD CAMPAIGN.

We now return to your regularly scheduled poképrogramming, thank you to everyone here just liking and reblogging the posts and having well intentioned fun on the posts/in the tags, you guys are who this blog IS for and you rule 💜

[thefroggypond]

i return

gloriously

cried my eyes out after the show today,,

will return to regularly scheduled shitposts soon

clue rehearsals are starting back up,, i’m so busy

[ecle-c-tic]

Hey besties!

Only have like 2 weeks until my 6 course load fall semester begins! 🥳/😨

I may not be on as much (tryna squeeze every drop of sunshine and lemonade out of August) but pleaaaasee tag me in your things I don't want to miss stuff!!

Will return to my regularly scheduled shitposting then!

[if-not-now-tell-me-when]

Just so my ST followers are aware, I'm fully descending into the rabbit hole that is Titanic (1997) obsession, and I will probably be doing a lot of thirst posting about certain Titanic characters (cough cough, Lightoller). But never fear, your regularly scheduled ST shitposting will return after this brief detour into absolute insanity!

[mmriesoftvat]

good morning, i still have a couple of birthday asks to answer.

thank you to everyone who sent in something though! i had a lot of fun with kami's birthday and I'm glad you all did too!

if you didn't send something, that's okay! ic birthdays, as fun as they are, are optional, and you should never feel pressured to celebrate! it's just a fun mini event.

I will also soon return to my regularly scheduled shitposting and dash crack.

[screenshotsforthelovelies]

Hi guys. It really warms my heart to see that people are still getting enjoyment out of this blog even tho I've been inactive since February. I still check my notifications every week or so and there's always new followers and reblogs, that's very sweet and encouraging.

I'm doing good, just busy. Being a 20-something and trying to navigate life is difficult, I'm sure many of you can relate.

As long as there is still demand for this blog I can commit to returning to regularly scheduled screenshot shitposting in a couple of weeks as my exams for the semester wrap up.

I miss y'all,

ScreenShotPerson