#but like for prayers

[sunderwight]

the "crowley is lucifer" theory is interesting but I like to think in canon it's actually a reverse issue

crowley is the demon agent on earth. when humans have met "the devil", nine times out of ten they've actually met crowley. nobody alive has really met lucifer/satan, he's too busy running hell (and if the S1 finale is any indication, it would be a very... noticeable thing for him to pop up for any reason)

but satan is still really different from how he used to be, so humans don't have much idea of what lucifer actually was like, of course not. and yet he's the subject of all the poets, the tragic villain of the story, and there are all these accounts of this red-haired fallen angel who made stars and light and was the serpent who tempted eve and he's charming and underhanded and tricky, and so what's starts happening is people think crowley is lucifer and imagine lucifer as being like crowley, because lucifer is the main character of the story of the fall

so yeah actually crowley is lucifer, but only because humanity based its ideas about lucifer off of crowley

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information

[forestfullofberries]

what was probably happening on the other side of the ship during suffering:

edit: FINE i'm adding my own tags to the post

[strawlessandbraless]

The moment you realize you’re gonna risk it all for a bottom from Kansas

[nibbelraz]

Awe , God's first prayer 💞 this God is very stressed about it

[hyunpic]

“why you so quiet? what’s on your mind?” me:

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

giggling and kicking my feet at the thought of getting my puppycunt slapped til I'm swollen and shaking and desperately begging you to let me cum while you laugh at how cute I am and just slap me harder til I cry... please

[benevolenterrancy]

honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.

[metamorphesque]

Like Water for Chocolate, Days of Being Wild, Les Félins

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Once he gets a taste you know how it is...

[eddis-not-eeddis]

The Lord is unnecessarily gracious to idiots like me.

[attractthecrows]

let it also be said that I love the Mahariel + Lavellan worldstate. It's so haunted. You are Dalish, you are not a part of human culture, but by happenstance you're dragged into it and to the forefront of hell to save a world that hates and fears your people. You have no choice. You can never return to your home, to the familiar, to anything you've ever known. You will be an echo; Mahariel echoing Garahel, Lavellan echoing Mahariel. You're so proud of your Dalish heritage, but your identity doesn't matter at all. Doomed to be a martyr for a people that do not respect you and cannot understand you, while your clan mourns, lamenting that they cannot bury you, no life-tree to stand as your memory. You're a hero. You're already dead. You died the moment you left your clan.

[captainvulcant]

Everyone's always going on about Crowley/David Tennant being the slutty one with his slutty little walk and his slutty and unusual little relationship with furniture but no one talks about slutty Aziraphale/Michael Sheen and his slutty little expressions every time he looks at Crowley, the harlot

Michael Sheen is a master of micro-expressions and knew what he was doing.

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Was listening to Like a Prayer again and like… that’s really the song they chose. A love song. For them to hold hands to and save the day. While one of them is shirtless and the other one is checking him out. Right after Logan was literally willing to die so Wade could live. And they have them move into a one bedroom apartment together. After Wade specifically rants about how he hates having roommates. And they make Logan so soft™️ around Wade after that. And they specifically don’t make Vanessa dump her new boyfriend to get back with Wade.

And they expect us to like… think there’s not something brewing between these two dudes?

[steveyockey]

[yaepyep]

bit long this time folks

made this like a week before kaveh was actually out so yeahhh there might be some inaccuracies but hkv is hkv and i hope you enjoyed it nevertheless:)