#but my boy needs a vacation

[nerfpuncher]

Echo: My toxic trait is telling people to take care of themselves while I'm running on three hours of sleep, enough caffeine to kill a bantha, and a single Oreo.

[frankiebirds]

every day i think about elle and morgan going on vacation together and at least morgan wanting reid to come with. what were their intentions. were they bisexual in nature. also im also almost certain that this is the first time morgan calls reid "pretty boy" and it's while he's inviting him on vacation with him. it's 2005/2006 you cannot be this bisexual at your government job.

bonus:

yeah i think elle also wanted him to join them.

[canisalbus]

i did this quick machete art a couple weeks back, but never got around to showing you so - *hands you pale angsty babygorl*

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[no-see-um-incorrect]

To anyone who was watching the stream tonight and witnessed me losing my goddamn marbles over this man

I’m not sorry 

[kishavo]

DBH as text posts #6: Markus

HD/modded screengrab creds: ❀ ✿ ❀ ✿ ❀ ✿ ❀ ✿

[frosteaart]

"Well alright then."

[screenshot redraw - click image for higher quality]

[zesty-alt]

Hot dad next door with empty nest syndrome now that his last kid's gone off to college...well, only one way to fix that!

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

Saga: "Alan Wake, a handsome writer in his 40s, with muscles of steel and a member that's 9 inches when erect"

Alan, snatching the manuscript page from her hand: You were not supposed to read that.

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Off to the beach and everything is horrible but also? Everything is blessed

[witchofthesouls]

Blaster has like, weekend uncle vibes, soundwave is 24/7 single dad

I can see that.

Blaster has exceptional skills with a microwave and toaster oven and has speed dial to good grub.

Soundwave, the sheer necessity of living in an underwater warship, knows how to work a stove. Plus, he keeps a secret compartment of snacks hidden at his workstation because as the only brain cell among the Decepticons, he needs a pick-me-up from all the stress. Otherwise, he will walk into the Abyssal zone, and his cassettes and Skywarp will gorge themselves sick.

[dark-elf-writes]

Imagine the first time the Varia showed up to visit Tsuna and his guardians during school hours. Just to see if the UA program can be Varia approved.

It takes Izuku to ask Tsuna

" Tsuna-kun, who are they ?"

".....my family?"

Everyone in class 1A say together "WHAT?"

" well, Xanxus is my cousin on my paternal side of the family and the rest are family too. "

Imagine Bakugo doesn't Xanxus and try to show he is stronger only for Xanxus to knock him out.

Tsuna would be " that was Xanxus be gentle"

Xanxus fires a warning shot over their heads, surprisingly polite for him even as he scowls down at Tsuna.

“I want a real fight.”

Tsuna bit back the whining groan that threatened to escape. His whole family was full of violence obsessed maniacs and he was the one that always had to deal with it.

“Now?” He couldn’t help but ask. He was, technically, still in the middle of a class.

Xanxus cocked his gun.

Tsuna was in the air a second later, dodging wrath flames and exchanging blows that were a bit too strong for what most would consider a friendly spar.

Below Reborb was cheerfully explaining to a stunned and slightly terrified 1-A all about the tactics of an aerial battle using the brawl above him as an example

[last-hourglass]

Rasputin cowboy dance Leonardo says vote for LH!Leon in the @rottmntpeepawpolls opening bracket or he will smite thee with the power of bathrobes and crippling survivors guilt

[deathdefyinggarlic]

merlin and guillermo meeting would be the funniest thing ever

two very overtired guys who do nothing but fight supernatural beings for their roommates (who never appreciate it)

they'd just sit and stare at each other like this:

"i killed hundreds of vampires"

"i killed lots of beasts and an uncle"

[corvus--rex]

A far softer than canon college au because holy shit let them rest

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Ambrose Cusk has just finished his freshman year of college, the definition of a legacy admission at Cusk university, the biggest school in the state. He hated the highrise, off-campus, apartment his mother put him in, and he's decided to finally stand up to her and insist he be allowed to stay in the dorms this coming year. He just wants a normal college experience, and not feel singled out for his name and living space. His older sister Minerva backs him up, arguing for him when their mother inevitably says no, eventually wearing her down.

Ambrose waited until she was at her most distracted, knowing all about Cusk University buying and absorbing the tiny Aurora College, merging their campuses into one that practically spans the city. He also knew that part of the merge included rooming Cusk and Aurora students together and is looking forward to a roommate who doesn't automatically know who he is. Minerva helps here too, using her admin job at the university to make sure Ambrose doesn't get the preferential treatment she knows he doesn't want.

He wants it to be a surprise, so all he knows by move-in day is that his roommate's name is Kodiak Celius and that he's a former Aurora student. Kodiak is definitely a surprise. Ambrose had not been expecting his new roommate to be a grumpy cat in human form or for that grumpy cat to be that hot. He's pretty sure Kodiak could bench press him with no effort, and it's a problem. He wants to be wrapped up in all that muscle, badly, but he knows how Kodiak feels about him.

Kodiak does not like Ambrose at all. He thinks Ambrose is just a pretty prissy (he said prissy, not...ok fine, Ambrose is cute, sue him), moderately slutty, rich boy and he's not entirely wrong. Ambrose does seem to sleep around, mentioning new people every couple weeks, although he's considerate enough to not invade their shared space with those people. It's the personality Kodiak doesn't like, physically...hey, he can admit when he finds Ambrose pretty enough to maybe invade his dreams occasionally, but only to himself.

They can both admit (privately, to themselves only, no this does not include you, Minerva) they find their roommate cuter, prettier, hotter than they have a right to be, although they refuse to admit even to themselves that the initial attraction is anything more than that.

Most mornings, Kodiak is up at Satan's Asscrack, gone for the day before Ambrose even wakes up, except for Thursdays when he sleeps in with no class and nowhere to be. Ambrose practically tiptoes around their shared space, careful to not wake Kodiak and risk the grumbled insults inevitably thrown his way when he does.

One Thursday morning, Ambrose knows it's safe to move around normally since Kodiak was up until after 3am finishing a paper that wasn't even due yet, and is currently doing his best interpretation of a corpse. Ambrose catches himself watching Kodiak sleep, the permanent scowl smoothed out. He's cute in a way he isn't when awake, and Ambrose feels the small curl of something he doesn't want to admit to.

He decides he won't be late for class if he makes a brief detour, and Kodiak will be awake soon anyway, and makes a run to the campus coffeeshop and back before heading off to class.

Kodiak does wake up shortly after (before Ambrose has actually left the building) to the scent of coffee - 6 shots walked past a picture of sugar, his usual order - and a note:

I know you were up late working and thought you might like to start the day feeling a little more human. Probably won't be back until late, still have that group project to finish. Take care of yourself today. -Ambrose

He picks up the still steaming cup and thinks that his pretty, prissy, roommate might not actually be that bad.

[so-very-small]

[ghostofasecretary]

it's been a while since i've cried hard enough to have a headache but. sure got there today, babes!