#a drink with an umbrella

[nerfpuncher]

Echo: My toxic trait is telling people to take care of themselves while I'm running on three hours of sleep, enough caffeine to kill a bantha, and a single Oreo.

[jason-please-see-a-psychiatrist]

okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee

[inkskinned]

i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?

in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...

I love your dungeon meshi art so so much

CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.

CHILCHUCK!!!

[blakbonnet]

Best boyfriends and co-captains Ed and Stede as Calvin and Hobbes, for the lovely @ourflagmeansqueerpirates who participated in the @adoptourcrew charity pride event 🌈

[sarascamander]

I rewatch the episode where they manage to contain the kugelblitz inside Christopher and party after — and Ben keeps pouring drinks into Five's glass. It makes me wonder if he really knows that Five is technically 58 or he didn't and just thought that this 13 year old boy really deserves a drink after that shit 💀

[theseance444]

Bail or Jail - Open RP starter

((or, Klaus calls for bail. Could be one of his siblings, or could be a wrong number call! Open to anyone 21+))

“You're receiving a call from [T H E C I T Y] Police Department,” a robotic voice announced to the answering machine. After a moment, a beep followed, and the somewhat manic voice of Klaus Hargreeves took over.

“Heeeey, my best sibling! It's me, your favorite brother—! Listen, you know, uh—remember the old dive bar, down the street from Griddy’s? Well, the owner's an asshole, first of all. You can take that to the bank and smoke it. Apparently I was ‘disturbing the peace’ or something—” Klaus seemed to barely pause to breath, in between the lightly slurred rambling. “Swear to God—that little bitch—I was just enjoying my night when the cops showed up! I'm being—I'm being unjustly detained,” he added, raising his voice enough for said cop to hear.

In the distance, another voice could be heard. “Wrap it up, Hargreeves!”

“Listen, you gotta get me outta here. The other guy in here smells like eggs, and you know I'm a shy pooper!” Klaus quickly tried to reason. There was a pause, as the police officer said something in the background. “Alrighty, that's my cue — hey, you're gonna come get me though, right? You wouldn't leave me here, right? I'll love you forever, okay byyyye—!”

The recording cut off with a sharp click! For not the first, and definitely not the last time, Klaus was begging to be bailed out of trouble. All he could hope now was that he'd dialed the right number.

[here-comes-the-moose]

I’m so glad that Season 3 basically confirmed one (well basically two) of my biggest Wrecker headcanons- he would love to fish and would love boats.

[icantalk710]

Very glad my team gets the option to work from home for quarter-end week 😌☕🥐

[trustworthy-liar]

Gort probably telling durge to be inconspicuous...

[nerfpuncher]

They couldn't let Echo go to Pabu cause he would have been on the beach with a margarita in his hand the instant they landed.

[my-midlife-crisis]

Trump's arch-nemeses

The Umbrella (Oct 29, 2018)

A drink of water (Nov 16, 2017)

the deadly ramp (June 14, 2020)

The justice system (May 31, 2024)

Who is the feeble one now?

[lanawinterscigarettes]

House is the kind of guy to wear jorts and bright green crocs and tacky ass Bermuda shirts all together during the summer months. I can feel it in my soul

[danmeichael]

tianlang jun isn't daddy, you fools. he's clearly mommy.

[lilbittymonster]

Fuck it self indulgense hours Aymeric is going to Tural with Kitali she is packing their bags as we speak. Honeymoon expansion x2.

[vampsvitae]

if Instagram was real when cars 1 was made after chick got booed onstage he so would've posted some stupid fucking story in the dark with his eyes closed and a crying filter on with the boomerang thing and that one part of otherside. i don't believe it's baaaddd slitting my throat is all i ever .... yeah that he would do that