#but strangers are scary

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

[lukas-dusk]

Dustin : Eddie, give me your bat!

Eddie : My bat??

Dustin : Don't you carry a bat in your bag?

Eddie : Have you ever met a person carrying a bat in their bag??

Dustin calling Steve : Hey Steve do you carry a bat in your bag?

Steve : Of course, I'm not an animal.

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Gabriel, Jeremy, Susie and... Vanessa? Vanny???

oh, and Glitchtrap too (he's in the computer Vanessa is holding)

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[sabrinadelreyy]

other men are scary, so I'll stick to joe keery 😇

[raincloudbubble]

If Mike gets vecna’d in s5 I will only accept it if it goes down like this

[pononoin]

Alpha male shirt

[cat-cosplay]

The Dreaded De-meow-gorgon...

[deityofhearts]

happy 4th birthday to the most batshit ask I’ve ever received on this webbed site!!

[roobiedo]

Made this for the Solarpunk Aesthetic Week server in a sudden creative fever, so I guess I'll post it here too hh

A relative of mine knows someone who teaches kids, so I'm gonna suggest this as an art project for them! The idea is that students could each make/decorate their own shelf, then put them together to form a hive, which could function as mini lockers in their classrooms. Then, by the end of the school year or something, they could either take their own little shelf home (or exchange them with their peers?), or recycle them into materials for the next class! Hopefully it'll teach them about pollinators too 🐝

Idk how doable this project is really, and its scary to imagine one of my silly designs could actually become something tangible irl. But even so, I'm still excited to try 🥰 (And if anyone else attempts this too, please let me know!!!)

[bookwyrminspiration]

pride month is so so much fun I love being queer (shaking and crying and shaking everyone’s changing their urls and pfps help who are you people)

[orions-garden]

Shades of Magic Dashboard Simulator

🌊thatwatermage Follow

rhy maresh was 19??? he should’ve been at the club

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🏰low-royal Follow

i’m going on vacation during the essen tasch but someone tells me how it goes

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THE DARKNESS

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huh?

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the darkness

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oh ok.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE SAROWS IS COMING IS COMING IS COMING IS COMING ABOARD WHEN THE WIND DIES AWAY BUT STILL SINGS IN YOUR EARS IN YOUR EARS IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR BONES

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arnesian sailors will be like i know a place and take you aboard their ship where their first mate (?) only speaks high royal and can use blood magic 🙄

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what everyone thinks bone magic is:

what it actually is:

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[nectardraws]

"Thank you for teaching us the insides"

From MAG 34, statement of Dr. Lionel Elliot, regarding a series of events that took place during his class, Introduction to Human Anatomy and Physiology

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

love when monster!eddie is like insisting that he can't be allowed anywhere near steve during like the full moon or some other kinda High Instinct Time bc he's like 'no im a monster and i Want You im going to be terrible and demanding and i'll hurt you' and then the time comes and he's like '🥰🥰😍🥰🥺😍🥰 pets? belly rubs for eddie? maybe a hug???' like just a besotted ball of fluff who would sooner chew his own arm off than do anything steve wasn't 100% enthusiastic about

[wheatnoodle]

the fact that steve and eddie both give each other scary dog privilege is so wonderful. eddie’s the accused murderer, devil worshipping freak. steve was everyone and their mothers’ bully and only got more muscle since graduating. depending who you’re close to out of the two of them, you’re either scared of getting beat up or scared of getting killed

[lycawoon]

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