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masochistic-tifosi · 8 months

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Sometimes family is complicated.

One day your grandpa makes you a table, then two months later he tells you he got a fucking SUV.

#I have a unbridled hatred of SUVs #and most SUV owners #it's ok when you live in an area were going to the grocery story is comparable to the Dakar rally.#but you don't need one in a city #i know grocery runs take up space but the back seat exist for reason #whats wrong with a hatchback or sedan #at least its a honda

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autisticrosewilson · 4 months

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The idea that Jason has a million safe houses doesn't entirely sit right with me so I like to think that he owns entire buildings and apartments and he lets the street kids and working girls and anyone else who needs a place to stay live there. I imagine a lot of people who work for him because they don't have a choice but don't want to hurt other people end up living in the apartments as supervisors, y'know settling disputes between neighbors, passing on messages to hood, looking after the little ones. Word gets around that Hood helps people get real jobs that help people and the company parties get a LOT bigger. They don't need to pay him because he gets all the money he needs by stealing from the rest of Gotham's criminal element and upperclass <3

Really funny to think that the bats try to break into one of his safe houses and instead of Jason it's a group of feral children with knives and women with stilettos as weapons. Unless it's one of the East End heroes, they know which safe houses have civilians in them

#he pays people's college debt too #insurance? he has it covered #they need a car? just borrow one of his #hes the older brother that lets you do whatever you want when he babysits but would kill for you and all he asks is that you don't tell mom #dc #jason todd #Gotham City

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notbecauseofvictories · 7 months

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I know my experience is not universal, but I biked 5+ miles to do my errands today and I genuinely think we'd be much happier as a human collective if we increased residential density and switched to largely alternative modes of transportation.

#I don't know /how/ you'd do it exactly but this is my vision:#all cars are kept outside a certain perimeter. you can own a car and rent your outside-the-city parking spot;#or you can just reserve/rent a communally owned car when you need one #trucks and deliveries can cross the perimeter on a job but after the work is finished they must be returned to the exterior #inside the city perimeter you can: walk or run; bike or scooter or skateboard #or you can take public transit! there are many more buses and they can move much more freely in a car-less environment #there is also the option of cabs but - and this is key - the cabbies are unionized and the service is public #like the trains and buses.#there is no privately-controlled transit in the city. it belongs to everyone.#and because the lines of parked cars disappear from the streets; they are much better utilized #more kids play in the street. more block parties. more street fairs.#take back the space!!!#anyway this is my vision.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

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mumblesplash · 2 years

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don’t you hate it when your civilization flees deep underground to escape the wither only to find yourselves trapped down there with something even worse. anyway surprise! i can still draw

#my art #minecraft #minecraft fanart #minecraft ancient cities #they named it the warden because they were its prisoners i will die on this hill #see fellas when i said i was brainrotting about ancient cities i meant like advanced stages of decay #Bad Syndrome: instead of a brain there is sculk #i'm still pondering additional designs for like guards/soldiers and redstone specialists etc #also yeah i was like ok time to design generic ancient city residents for outfit concepts #and bc i'm me they immediately became Characters and now it's a whole thing #their names are echo and felix and they hate each other <3 #echo was actually a temple kid like felix growing up but he fled to the outer city due to irreconcilable differences w the sculk worshippers #felix keeps trying to convince him to come back bc he was one of their most talented alchemists #they don't quite have echo's talent for magic but they make up for it in charisma and violent tendencies #neither of which have yet proved effective in convincing echo to come work for them #these days he mostly dedicates his potion skills to making life a bit more bearable for outer city residents #he got the nickname 'echo' due to his knack for inducing realistic auditory hallucinations of dead loved ones #...i TOLD you it turned into a whole thing #i also have a pet theory that ancient cities invented skeleton horses bc they needed horses but also leather and meat #but that's mostly bc i think the phrase 'have your horse and eat it too' is rly funny

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unlikablefemaleprotagonist · 15 days

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i keep thinking about the possibility that if there's ever a senior year, emily might choose to come back as a different player than fig. i say might because even if she felt like she wanted to play as someone else before junior year, by the time senior year rolls around (if ever) she might change her mind again, or feel that fig's story has taken a unique enough path at the end of junior year that it's compelling to continue playing with it.

and while i would certainly miss fig, and i think the team dynamics would change a lot if a new sixth character was pal-ing around with the bad kids, i hope that if she goes that route, she takes inspo from murph, and the greatest replacement character in d20 history: cody walsh.

because what was great about cody was that finding someone everyone would like as much as kugrash was a very tall order! so instead he veered the other way (on his moped) by creating this perfectly annoying drip of a loser, that everyone else would have strong feelings about, and more importantly, conflict with.

#i don't think there's ever been a d20 pc i've actually disliked watching. they're all executed really well #though i would try to kill cody with my bare hands if i met him in real life #i still think that plot-wise he was integrated more effectively than iga #saccharina is another truly great replacement character so i know emily could find a way #but i think replacing fig with another earnest character would be an uphill battle because fig won't be dead... just gone #what saccharina had going for her was the fact that she WAS genuine and she was benevolent but no one could see it #because their eyes were clouded by grief #so there was still conflict! with a replacement you need conflict!#dimesnion 20 #figueroth faeth #cody walsh #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #the unsleeping city #d20

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city!#still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that...#also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

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crystalleoi · 1 year

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glass

#inanimate insanity #ii mephone4 #my art #i'm very normal (i've been brainstorming a mirrors edgw inspired II AU because i'm unhinged about both)#file name medge edge.png #<-just felt the need to share. i keep calling the game that. medge edge #very fun to say #ANYWAY the AU isn't like. a direct character swap it's moreso very very heavily based off of the setting and the concept of the runners #as you might have guessed at this point it's very meeple centric. as with all of my AUs #listen they're my AUs and i get to choose the characters they're centered on #i don't have a name for it yet but i'll just add a tag for it later if i ever decide on one lol #do i have too many AUs??? ....nah #ii city of glass au

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ruhnlidiasworld · 5 months

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HOFAS/DAYNIGHT SPOILERS

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The way I passed YEARS in the "Ruhn is a girl's dad" agenda just to HOFAS to come and make him a boy's dad 😭 I'm so down for him and those boys, I NEED THIS FAMILY SARAH J MAAS!

#hofas spoiler #crescent city #daynight #lidia cervos #ruhnlidia #lidia x ruhn #ruhn danaan #hofas #sarah j. maas #I HAVE SO MANY FAKE SCENARIOS ALREADY #One is blonde and the other has dark hair #WHO DO U THINK YOU R FOOLING SARAH HUH #he's a boy's dad yeah #he plays with Brann and let Ace draw tattoos on him #I don't need evidence #I need fanfiction #his only requirement being a room with 2 beds #how dare him #love ruhn danaan

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gotham-response · 8 months

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#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #at least let me buy my six Hershey bars before you rob the place #it's been one of those days #and I don't need the extra paperwork please and thank you #unreality

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introspectivememories · 1 year

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excerpts from my months old wip "think i'll miss you forever (like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky)"

#yes yes the title is unbearably long #but hear me out #also feedback? thoughts? are greatly appreciated #please tell me what you think #is it a break up fic? yes.#do they want to break up? no.#will they break up? yes.#it's mostly just me thinking about how far a civilian x hero relationship can go #bc there is love there. there will always be love. but it's not enough.#can you raise a family like this? can you have a sustainable relationship when one person is always leaving?#bear's a good guy yknow? and he loves tim. honestly truly deeply he loves tim #but i don't think he can stand to lose another person he loves to the violence of the city #and tim is sooo gone over this boy but the city needs him. and yeah he could quit. but will he? can he?#also just the nature if tim dipping all the time is bound to cause some issues in their day to day life #lord knows bear's friends think tim is a shitty bf cause he's always leaving. like there are real issues that come up #anyway #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #dc

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emin-folly · 6 months

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One of the biggest lies DC sold me is that Alan Scott and Batman/Bruce Wayne have barely any interaction together Like, what do you MEAN Alan "Dressed-up-in-bizarre-clothes-to-scare-criminals" Scott didn't influence Bruce to become a scary crimefighter of his own?? What do you MEAN Alan didn't become Bruce's mentor and teach him how to vigilante, literally hOW

#I don't know everything that was going on in the comics at the time and they had like one teamup but still #You have a Green Lantern and Batman who lived in the same city!!#How do you proceed to do absolutely NOTHING with that???#It's literally!! Right there!!!#/sigh anywAY #Alan is Bruce's (and Hal's) mentor #This is canon now you're welcome #As much fun as I think it would be I also think Bruce just really needs a second elder in his life he can look up to and trust~#alan scott #green lantern #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dc headcanon

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goldkirk · 5 months

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question: have any of you personally seen a dietician (not looking for experiences with nutritionists, only dieticians), and did you find it helpful or useful, and if you did see a dietician and you ALSO have seen a GI doctor, how did the experience compare for you in terms of helpfulness + how much you felt listened to and helped?

#i'm trying to figure out which doctor appointments I want to bother making and spending money about for potentially no return on investment #and right now i'm trying to figure out if I'd get way more practical help from a dietician or if I need to suck it up and find a #not-elderly not-male not-dismissive GI doctor first and THEN see a dietician #although I cannot afford a bunch of tests #so like???#trying to figure out if a dietician would be more helpful overall with me not HAVING any GI diagnoses or eating disorders #and just really struggling with food in both sensory ways and unpredictable digestion ways that don't correlate with food allergies #god i sometimes wish i had food allergies so i could have some predictability #but yeah. i'm leaning towards dietician but figured i should crowdsource experiences #since I know a lot of you have health issues you've also been trying to manage for years and probably have good advice #if it helps i'm also in a major city now and have a decent-but-not-great health insurance plan so I'm good on those two fronts #to do #health #I know a dietician can't diagnose anything but I'd love help figuring out how to get maximum nutrition even when i can barely eat anything #or when my body decides to start getting sick from or (tw emetophobia) puking up fiber or fatty foods #which thankfully isn't often #now that I do cannabis daily in microdosing I have so much less pain and bloating and nausea #but when it hits it HITS #and the last time I tried going without cannabis for a couple days and then eating a fiber muffin I was sick six times in one morning #and didn't get my normal eating ability back until dinnertime #luckily that's not normal for me #but my issues bounce up and down so much #and I lose weight so fast whenever my appetite goes from 'barely ever there' to 'negatively nonexistent'#and I had like. two months last year where I think i reached my body's natural healthy set weight #and i needed so much food but it felt so good energy wise and temperature wise #and i'd like to STAY THERE FFS #and I feel like a dietician would be helpful for making meal options for good #*good and hard and nuclear alert level eating difficulty times #anyway. crowdsourcing. yay!

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dkettchen · 8 months

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me waking up in a cold sweat at 6:20am: "I should get evening classes to be a hair dresser & training to be a makeup artist to be my own hair/make-up person on photo/video shoots and defy industry's single-gender-dominated-and-not-improving department segregation system like the all-rounder online creator that I am 👀😤"

#I swear I don't have adhd or anything I am just having a professional existential crisis recently x'D #ok but hear me out right like how useful would it be if people could hire someone who's a one-person videographer AND hair/make-up person!#I could like double my asking rate!#you need to do one before you can do the other anyway so why have two people for it #other than that the hair/make-up women don't specialise in photography #and the videographer lads have never touched a cosmetic product let alone knowing how to use it to any level let alone a professional one #AND I'd be able to offer hiring me as either role OR both at once #I'd have more options for jobs to apply to #and I'd have full control over the look I want from my subjects #cause like I do my own hair & make-up for my videos #like I know how to cut my own hair & do my own make-up #but I wanna learn how to do ANYONE'S!!!#and I know you can do hair dressing college evening classes cause I remember that was one of the other evening classes running while I was #doing my electrician's level 2 #and I know there's make-up training places in the city I've seen them before while I was looking up other things #if you do professional hair/make-up you need to take pictures of it for your portfolio anyway #and if you professionally take pictures of people you need to do their hair/make-up anyway to get the look you want #SO WHY NOT BOTH for any reason other than gender roles prohibiting the cishets from learning both skills to the required level!!!#THIS IS MY LEG UP #THIS IS MY QUEER NONBINARY TRANS ADVANTAGE #*evil manic laughter*#edit: and smth smth the thing where women & afab ppl don't do their skills to a professional level #unlike cishet men making everything their job and therefore succeeding professionally even in trad-female dominated skills/industries #hence I should LEARN my matr skills to the level required for professional stuff rather than limit myself to patr skills #that I have a disadvantage with due to cishet male-dominated nature of this industry/tech department #AND it'll give me an opportunity to message my detrans previous hairdresser (as I live too far away from her now)#being like 'u were one of my inspirations for this I also wanna learn how to cut mullets real good hope ur doing well T^T' x'D #AND I could apply to screenskills' trainee finder in another department in a few years regardless of whether or not I get in this year #(I applied to the camera one this year)

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melit0n · 4 months

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I'm drunk and I'm using Tumblr as my notes app sso everybody ignore me

I am so full of love for everything. I love thr way sunlight comes through the window just right during golden hour. I love the birds in the tree outsifr my window. I love the way tge wind howls in a storm. I love the graffiti artist that keeps poppping up around the city. I love the moon and the sun and the stars and the universe and every thing that has ever been

I love the smell of new and old books. I lobe the taste of hot cocoa. I love the sounds of the city. I love the texgure of the wool of my scarf. I love sunsets and sunrises and all of that

I am so full of love and it is bursting out of my chest

Am I getting drunk because I hate myself? Yeah, but do I still want to live and enjoy because life is cool? Yeah!!

#knowing me I'll delete this in ghe morning #biit I love life very much #shoutout to all my mutals and my momma and da and friends and philosophy teacher for allowing me to find beauty in this was of things #to anybody who needs it #from one astronomically depressed person to another #you'll get there #promise #long ass road to ride on but you judt wait #go outside and look and nature and Life and realise that the big city can rot you inside out and that things Live diespiet it all #I don't kniw if I should tag this as a ent or not. but J will just incase #tw vent #mel's thoughts #havibc a cry at thr club

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clementine-writes-things · 2 months

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"I've got a busy day tomorrow. I should really go to sleep."

*proceeds to listen to the Born To Die Paradise Edition album while sobbing into my pillow*

#lana del rey #aka lizzy grant #lana del slay #born to die #i love lana so much #this is a daily thing for me tbh #DON'T MAKE ME SAD DON'T MAKE ME CRY SOMETIMES LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH AND THE ROAD GETS TOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY #LETS GET OUTTA THIS TOWN BABY WE'RE ON FIRE #BEEN TRYING HARD NOT TO GET INTO TROUBLE BUT I #OURS A LOVE I HELD TIGHTLY FEELING THE RAPTURE GROW LIKE A FLAME BURNING BRIGHTLY #I'VE GOT A BURNING DESIRE FOR YOU BABY #THINK I'LL MISS YOU FOREVER LIKE THE STARS MISS THE SUN IN THE MORNING SKY #LIKE A GROUPIE INCOGNITO POSING AS A REAL SINGER LIFE IMITATES ART #MON AMOUR SWEET CHILD OF MINE YOU'RE DIVINE DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT'S OK TO SHINE #AND THERE'S NO REMEDY FOR MEMORY YOUR FACE IS LIKE A MELODY IT WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD #COME ON BABY LETS RIDE WE CAN ESCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE #THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS WE ALL LOOK FOR HEAVEN AND WE PUT LOVE FIRST #TELL ME IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEMMMMM #BABYS ALL DRESSED UP WITH NOWHERE TO GO #WE GET DOWN EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT DANCIN AND GRINDIN IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT #IVE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU ALL MY DREAMS AND ALL THE LIGHTS MEAN NOTHING WITHOUT YOU #I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIMEEEEE #NOW MY LIFE IS SWEET LIKE CINNAMON LIKE A FUCKING DREAM IM LIVING IN #DIET MOUNTAIN DEW BABY NEW YORK CITY NEVER WAS THERE EVER A GIRL SO PRETTY #HELLO HEAVEN YOU ARE A TUNNEL LINED WITH YELLOW LIGHTS ON A DARK NIGHT #WOULD YOU BE MINE WOULD YOU BE MY BABY TONIGHTTTTTT #YOU MAKE ME CRAZY YOU MAKE ME WILD JUST LIKE A BABY SPIN ME AROUND LIKE A CHILD #I NEED YOU I BREATHE YOU I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU!#HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH WITH YOU TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU WANNA DOOOOOOO #ONE FOR THE MONEYYYYY TWO FOR THE SHOWWWWWW

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beatcroc · 2 months

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after 200 hours in the game here are my final opinions

#i hate freezerator THANK you adn goodbye #my enjoyment of many of these levels has done massive shuffling around from first play to finding all their collectibles to p-ranks #but ive never been able to like freezerator #pizzaposting #its a shame i don't like pig city bc it's like objectively one of the funniest levels. goodjokes. but i dont like it #also oh shit is FINE it's GOOD even you guys just need to play better. i think its worth noting i had most of these p's pre-patch #pizzascare is the only one i didn't get until post-patch....im just glad ill never have to play pre-patch gnome forest again. EUGH.

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