#but.. nah :')

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[deadbaguette]

Another pigeonchives sticker for myself !! ft. the Distortigeons

[shandzii]

this cookie so intelligent

[orphetoon]

what i imagine when somebody says they're eating my art

[akanemnon]

I guess this question is important too... FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[deancasforcutie]

they just said it all out loud, heteronormative nuclear families fall apart and in nontraditional+queer transformations of the concept we can find our faith and rediscover who we are. thee found family series of all time

[rawme-price]

Being prices spouse whos a professional chef, loves to cook, right? Except all of ur favourite dishes to cook just so happen to be ones price either dislikes or doesnt care for.

You dont mind, more than happy to cook his food plus whatever fun dish u want for urself. But sometimes you get into a mood and its like ur kitchen becomes a five star restaurant, course after course being made to perfection. Ur beloved husband watches from the outside counter (banned bc he gets horny watching u be passionate lol), and helps u pack up all the extra food to hand out to various friends and neighbors.

but, one day, price can tell ur getting antsy, years of marriage allowing him to sense when one of ur energy bursts is coming before you do. So he decides, ah fuck it, and brings his men over. And they? Are in heaven??? When you first bring out plates heaped with food (u know how soldiers eat) they have to consciously hold themselves back from scarfing the whole thing down.

The best part is you are somehow able to match their hunger with each course, providing servings upon servings. Ghost is actively hunched over his plate to stop gaz from stealing pieces. Soap has forgone shame and started eating his steak with his hands. Gaz has already finished his portion and is vying for his teammates food.

And price is just smiling so wide, happy u get to make any dish u want and watch it get devoured bc his men are fucking animals when it comes to food.

[onewithblankets]

this week on game changer, I am faced with the realization that good actors are, in fact, good actors

[mostly-natm]

Say NO to conclusions for essays! All my friends HATE conclusions for essays!

[khryptid]

Polytrix this,,,Rujinu/Zoeystery/Miromabby that

Yes

All of the above

Huntr/x and Saja Boys polycule

[kaiiyoshii]

i thought this meme would fit them

[ddeck]

will never understand all the vocabulary struggles star wars fanfiction writers talk about. what do you mean you cant use the idiom "a dime a dozen" because they dont have dimes in star wars? put the word "space" before it. a space dime a dozen. bam. skill issue

[taffybuns]

i want to believe again.

[corndog-patrol]

grunkle glasses swap

[gothghostiie]

price with erectile dysfunction. beats himself up simply because his love is too pretty to not get hard over, but being the wise old man he is he quickly finds a solution. what does he have three young men for, if not to help him out?

he regularly let's the boys have at you, fuck your cunt raw while he sits next to you and watches, petting your hair gently. and you? you only have eyes for him. no matter which of them fucks you, no matter what they do, you just have eyes for your husband. gazing up at him, gripping his arm, moaning his name, begging him to go harder, to make you cum.

and the boys loathe it. they're the ones fucking you, the ones making you feel good, why are you only looking at him? calling out for him when you cum, clutching his arm when they hit that spot that makes you see stars? they stumble over themselves to make you look at them, moan their names or at least acknowledge them, but you never do.

and yet they still keep coming back to do it over and over again.