#c’est possible).

[morallygay]

Les traductions de mangas en français et leur manie de choisir au pif/ à la vibe s’ils vont assigner masculin ou féminin un personnage non-binaire je vous déteste je vous déteste je vous déteste.

Oui je comprends qu’un pronom de 3eme personne singulier neutre n’existe pas encore officiellement en français. I don’t care. Work around it if you can’t or aren’t willing to use iel par exemple mais arrêtez d’effacer les identités non-binaries et de modifier l’œuvre en y ajoutant vos interprétations

[lepetitmoustachudegaule]

Only in Asterix you can see a debate on how to cook mushrooms and it's getting serious.

In a soup, omelette or salad?

At the end, Panoramix suggests sautéing the mushrooms. But how? I'd say in a frying pan, but it's 50 BC and they've discovered the existence of the potato, as seen in The twelve Tasks of Asterix.

In his pot, perhaps?

[oscar-piastri]

Montpellier qui met un 31-3 à Bordeaux en 30 minutes

[ahalliance]

oh this is an inopportune time to open aypierre’s live sadge….

[a-room-of-my-own]

Mon dieu mais que quelqu’un explique à la Lucie Castets qu’elle sera pas premier ministre j’en peux plus de cette cruche 😭

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

“euhhhh c’est lequel le bon senshi je sais pas comment les différencier” IL A LE NEZ ROUGE CRÉTIN

[luma-az]

Et boum

Défi d’écriture 30 jours pour écrire, 17 août 

Thème : Marécage/dur à cuire

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Tu sais à quel point c’est dur de faire un feu, dans un marécage ?

Oui, ici, TOUT est humide. En permanence. Tu veux sécher ton bois pour le feu ? Il te faut du feu. Plus de feu que le bois que tu arriveras à sécher un jour. Oui, c’est un putain d’enfer.

Sans les flammes. Du coup.

Donc voilà, faire un feu c’est DUR, ultra-dur. Il te fait un chaudron en métal pour mettre le feu lui-même. Une pâte très spéciale dont la composition est aussi un enfer dans le chaudron. Et un briquet. Non, un feu follet ne fera pas l’affaire. Un briquet, lui aussi bien protégé.

Et maintenant que tu as ton feu, comment tu comptes la cuire, ta viande ? En la mettant dessus pour qu’elle grille tranquillement ? Tu parles. Il y a rien de plus dur à cuire que la viande de dragon des marais. Tu pourrais y passer des HEURES, et je te le promets, ton feu, il va pas durer des heures. Ou alors quoi, au bouillon ? En comptant sur l’eau pour attendrir ta viande ? Et ben bon courage. Tous les moustiques vont trouver qu’elle sent drôlement bon, ta tambouille, et une fois rameutés ils ne vont pas tarder à se dire que derrière ta croûte de vase séchée, toi aussi tu sens la chair fraiche après toi. Ils vont te dévorer vivant, c’est moi qui te le dit.

Non, non, le seul moyen, l’UNIQUE moyen de manger du dragon des marais, c’est la chasse au miroir. Tu t’avances doucement derrière un grand miroir. Le dragon, il se voit de dedans. Il se dit « oh putain, un autre dragon sur mon territoire��! » parce que c’est pas fut-fut, les dragons des marais, on va pas se mentir. Alors là il se met à gonfler, histoire d’impressionner l’autre. Et là il voit que dans le miroir, l’autre dragon se met à gonfler aussi ! Genre c’est un intrus et il essaye de l’impressionner ! Alors il va se gonfler encore plus ! Tu sais que les dragons se gonflent avec leur propre gaz. Et au bout d’un moment, à force de vouloir être plus gros que lui-même…  ET BOUM ! Il va exploser.

Et là j’aime autant te dire, dragon des marais grillé par l’explosion de son propre gaz, il va être impeccable. Délicieux ! Et ça sera nettement moins fatiguant.

Crois-moi, quand on veut manger une viande aussi dure à cuire, il faut en avoir dans le ciboulot.

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[jules-and-company]

j’ai croisé nico au sortir de ma colle qui attendait ses collés, on a parlé pendant 1min30 chrono but him and i were like

[vinstinx]

Vous avez remarqué que orel, a chaque année/album qu’il gagnait au victoire de la musique, il double toujours son score total de victoires?

Okay je m’explique: en fait pour le chant des sirènes il en a eu 2 total, après La fête est finie il en a 4 (4 c’est 2 x2 right? Donc il double son score) après pour civilisation il en a 6 total et puis comme au total il en avait 6 après LFEF il double encore.

Donc hypothèse possible: si il refait un album (most likely or please orel i already miss you) Il va gagner 12 victoires

[oldgrowthcedar]

j’en ai marre je suis toujours malade ÇA SUFFIT ‼️

[angleformation]

Le lundi matin, je ne planifie pas ma semaine – je la déplanifie.

Saviez-vous que 72% des réunions sont jugées inutiles par les participants (étude Harvard 2024) ?

💡 Ma routine choc pour un lundi productif :

1️⃣ Annuler 1 réunion sur 2 (oui, c’est possible).

2️⃣ Bloquer 2h pour une tâche stratégique (sans distractions).

3️⃣ Dire NON à au moins une demande (pour protéger mon énergie).

🔥 Résultat : +40% de focus sur les projets à fort impact.

Quelle réunion allez-vous annuler cette semaine ?

#Productivité #Leadership #GestionDuTemps #MondayMotivation

[diari0deglierrori]

Et maintenant je me retrouve à regarder un film de vieux. Seule (enfin!). Tranquille. Même pas accompagnée de vin qui plus est (bien qu’il me manque), non messieurs dames (et ni messieurs ni dames), mais une tasse de thé. San(thé)

[grandmaraboutorogan]

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[the-modern-typewriter]

“You know,” the hero said, as they touched down on the villain’s rooftop. “People keep telling me I’m yours.”

“Do they.”

The villain seemed entirely unperturbed by both the statement and the intrusion; eyes possibly closed behind their shades, all artful laziness as they sprawled upon a deckchair by the pool. Their long limbs seemed to stretch for miles of unmarred skin. It was obscene. A brazen promise that the villain needed no armour, no defences, whatsoever.

“With varied looks of awe, jealousy and absolute terror,” the hero said.

A smirk curled the villain’s lips, then, just briefly.

“You wouldn’t happen,” the hero crossed the space between them, “to know anything about that, would you?”

The villain slid the shades up when the hero blocked the sun; looming over them, hands on hips. Their head tilted as they considered the hero. Their gaze simmered.

The hero leaned down slowly, bracing their arms on the back of their chair on either side of the villain’s shoulders. They raised their eyebrows to repeat the question.

“You know,” the villain said, “normally when you get in a mood to interrogate me it’s at least about less obvious things. Don’t tell me you’re getting slow on me now. You’re much too young and pretty to be taken round back and shot because you’re past working age.”

“I’m not yours.”

“Babe.”

It seemed impossible that one word, so fond and so mocking all at once, could contain quite so much chiding. The hero’s face burned.

“I didn’t agree to this.”

“And I’m sure the earth didn’t sit down and have a formal chat about orbiting with the sun either,” the villain said, “and the moon didn’t negotiate tide times with the ocean. C’est la vie. The facts of the universe remain.”

“I’m pretty sure we are not a fact of the universe.”

“And yet…” The villain hooked their fingers into the front of the hero’s shirt, tugging them closer, until their lips were inches apart. “Like a gravitational pull, here you are.”

The hero kissed them, then, savagely.

It was their first kiss, but the villain didn’t miss a beat. They slid their legs apart so that the hero could settle with one knee on the lounger braced between them. They tugged the hero’s shirt again like perfect choreography, the elegant execution of another mastermind plan, drawing the hero closer still. They claimed the hero’s mouth, in turn, despite the fact that it was so clearly not a claim that needed making.

“You are such a piece of work,” the hero muttered, breathless. The moved to bite the villain’s neck, obnoxiously higher than the line of their collar. “You can’t just go around telling people I belong to you. Screw you.”

The villain laughed. Their other hand slid around the hero’s back, sun-soaked palm smoothing down before their fingers squeezed the hero’s arse. Their bodies rocked together, pooling heat treacherous and molten in the pit of the hero’s stomach, making them gasp. The villain’s other hand stayed locked around the hero’s shirt, keeping them close.

“Babe,” the villain said again, all teeth and delighted, terribly delightful malice. “Do you really still think I had to? Do you actually think that’s a conversation I bothered to have?”

“…Ugh.”

The villain caught the hero’s chin, turning their head up again. They captured the hero’s mouth in another fierce kiss, and it did feel as inevitable as gravity, as inescapable as a riptide.

The hero was mortified to hear a small moan leave them.

“People are going to think I have terrible taste,” the hero said. “Oh my god.”

“You do have terrible taste,” the villain said. “We could have been doing this ages ago if you weren’t so stubborn.”

“I’m not yours.”

“Say that again when you manage to stop kissing me.”

The hero huffed. They forced themselves to stop, panting, and immediately missed the feel of the villain’s lips against them.

The villain laughed again, shaking their head. They slid their hand from the hero’s collar, up to their throat, fingers splaying over the hero’s racing pulse.

“I don’t mind you fighting it,” the villain said. They bit their lip, eyes dark. Their thumb caressed the hero’s jugular. “You know I like watching you fight. But you hate liars, babe, so at least do us both the courtesy of not being such an unconvincing hypocrite. You wouldn’t stand up anywhere near so well under my interrogation.”

The hero glared at them. They didn’t protest again, though. The villain wasn’t wrong after all. They tried not to think what that brand of interrogation might entail. They failed.

“I hate you,” the hero said, instead, and it didn’t feel like enough.

“Mm.” The villain was once more unperturbed by such a declaration. “You’re still blocking my sun. Your options are to either move, or I’m putting you beneath me. I need to get my back anyway.”

The obvious option was to move. To fly away the way they’d come and keep flying. The hero's heart pounded in their ears. Want drummed through their veins, like poison.

“Maybe I’m not yours,” the hero said. “Maybe you’re mine.”

"Oh, love.” In an instant, the villain had flipped them.

The hero’s breath hitched.

The villain, oh so leisurely, straddled the hero’s hips.

The hero imagined the villain’s hands on their wrists, pinning them down, taking what was wanted without the hero needing to ask or give up anything. Their mouth felt dry.

The villain looked at the hero like they knew, too well, all the ways in which defiance could be surrender. Mere bravado. A lie that the villain was only thinly indulging, and only because they were getting their way anyway.

The hero swallowed.

The villain smiled. They leaned down and pressed the gentlest of kisses to the hero’s lips – just enough to stoke the fire – and then settled. Cuddled. It would have been sweet on someone else, if it wasn’t so infuriating. If the hero didn’t feel like they were about to explode. Itching for a fight or – or –

“Of course I’m yours, babe,” the villain said, against their ear. “Do you really think that’s going to save you?”

No.

No, as the hero stared up at the gloriously clear blue skies, they really rather thought they were screwed.

[a-room-of-my-own]

Le seul budget qu’il aurait fallu augmenter 🫠

[llenodealegria]

C’est pa possible qu’il me manque bcp