#cannon sucks

[brooklynstar]

I don’t think I’ve ever loved a duo as much as I love Harry and Cisco…

I can’t even express how PAINED I am now that they are DONE. Gone.

What I would give for a couple more minutes of screen time between the two…

Or better, a TV show or movie or- or just anything.

[qcomicsy]

If batkids had a podcast XVI

Red hood: Just us today?

Nightwing: Just us today.

Red hood (laughing) I wonder why–

Nighwing: Dude– (laughing as well)

Red hood: I–

Nightwing: Dude don't do it–

(just both of them chuckling)

Red Hood (close to the mic): They're grounded.

Nightwing: (CACKLES)

Nightwing (crying): This is not funny

Red Hood: This is hilarious.

Red Hood: Were last survivors of our kind. . .

Red Hood: Adults.

Nightwing: Adults.

Red Hood: He can't ground us anymore.

Nighwing, chuckling: He can't ground us anymore

Red Hood:

Red Hood: Fuck.

Nightwing:

Red Hood: We're b– (pause) We're both the oldest now.

Nightwing: Yeah– You, me and–

Red Hood, at the same time: Yeah– (pause) This is so surreal

Nightwing: You think?

Red Hood: Yeah. Dude – I was. . . I was the youngest.

Nightwing: Oh your sweet summer– I was a only child.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Nightwing: It really isn't that weird to me.

Red Hood: Really?

Nightwing: Yeah– I was always the oldest man.

Nightwing: I was the oldest of my team

Red Hood: What?!

Nightwing: Yeah!

Red Hood: You're fucking with me.

Nightwing: Nah man– I was the oldest. I am the oldest, I'm not dead.

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're older than Arsenal?

Nightwing: I'm older than everybody man.

Nightwing: People look at me and assign me to take care of children.

Red Hood (imitating Damian voice): "Father genes"

Nightwing: HA– "father genes" (pause) Why are you looking at me like that?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're ancient.

Nightwing: IM NOT ANCIENT.

Red Hood: You're older than the Teen Titans, fucking older than Young Justice.

Nightwing: You're older than Young Justice

Red Hood: I was dead man it doesn't count.

Nightwing: Of course it does– How old are you?

Red Hood: How old are you?

Nightwing:

Nighwing: I– I am an adult.

Red Hood: Uh-huh.

Nightwing: In a reasonable age.

Red Hood: You're in your thirties aren't you?

Nightwing: NO

Nightwing:

Red Hood: You look like you're in your thirties– The bag under your eyes

Nightwing: Because I'm tired????

Red Hood: The hunched posture.

Nightwing: Hey I do not have hunched posture– Fuck you.

Nightwing: You try to take care of an entire team of teenagers just to end up taking care of more two and a grown ass depressed middle aged man.

Red Hood: That was Red–

Nightwing: That was Red. (pause) I would have fucking killed him.

Red Hood: Oh Definitely.

Nightwing: Point still stand man I'm tired.

Red Hood: Both of us.

Nightwing: Both of us– (chuckles) Robins if you're hearing this I love both of you and I would do it all over again. Titans– (closer to the mic) You know what you did.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Red Hood (closer to his mic): You know your sins.

Nightwing (laughing): Flash owe me 30 dollars.

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[rencoons-trashcan]

scooped mike cheesy comfort hell yeah- that's my shit, gotta give ourple boy the love that he deserves huehuehue <3 ( ò//v//ó)c

[the-deal-breaker]

Xianle Quad children

Soooo I am a multi shipper and have started to watch/ read Heaven officials blessings.  Don’t ask me how far I am with either. I have attention problems. ANYWAY!

Xianle quartet ship children ideas I've come up with. Yes, all six of the children they would have. I have had this idea since i watched tik tok SOOO. Here they are names and looks!

Fengqing  child - Min Qing (M) Oldest only by a few months 

Min (Quick/ clever)

Qing (affection) 

Apparence: Mostly has Feng Xin’s dark brown hair but for some reason unknown to anyone he has a few strands of silver hair and darker roots. He has dark eyes that in the right light have specks of gold. His skin was born pale however time out training in the sun caused him to turn more sun kissed. Has a scar across the back of his hand.

Personality: Would rather settle a fight with fists rather than words but he does have a sharp tongue when necessary. He’s super protective over all his siblings.

Weapon: Sharpened bow

Hualian Child — Jūn Lian (M) Second oldest

Jūn (Army)

Lian (from pity or mercy)

Appearance:  He was born with Hua Cheng’s red eyes but he had Xie Lian’s smooth skin. His hair is a mix between the two, like a very dark brown. It's basically black with brown highlights. 

Personality: Is really interested in different fighting techniques, he has a resting cold look but tends to be the most polite one of his siblings. Although he has a tendency to tease and tell scary stories to his siblings. 

Weapon: Knife chain

MuLian - Jie Lian (M) second middle child

Jie (Heroic or Outstanding)

Lian (from pity or mercy)

Appearance: Black hair and brown eyes by far has the prettiest face and nicest skin. However he cares very little for his appearance and has the messiest hair. He has the most 'scholarly’ look to him.  

Personality: Sweet face but mean comments. Can be mean but normally is well spoken to a point. Pranks his family 

Weapon: Lance

FengLain - Mei Lian (F) third middle child

Mei (beauty)

Lian (from pity or mercy)

Apparence: Looks like the old queen. Brown hair, gold eyes, slightly more tan than her tho. 

Personality: Polite and charming at times. Tends to be the more competitive of her siblings. Her and Jie Lian tend to work together on pranks 

Weapon: bow

Huaqing - Hao Qing (M) fourth middle

Hao (prosperous)

Qing (affection) 

Appearance: black hair and eyes. Almost sickly pale skin has a moon shaped birthmark over the side of one of his eyes reaching to his eyebrow, he uses his hair to cover the eye and the birthmark

Personality: the most judging, he normally has a blank face and tends to just say thing out right without care of people's feelings 

Weapon: swords

FengCheng - Xiá Cheng (F) youngest

Xiá (Mist or rosy clouds)

Cheng (city)

Appearance: She is the most recently born and as of in my head is a toddler. She's got black wavy hair, and her skin is the same as Hua Cheng. Her eyes are mostly gold except one that had red spots in one eye. 

Personality: right now she doesn't have much right now but she copies whoever is holding her facial expressions. 

When she is older she's the most protective of her siblings. She has the cold shoulder to those she doesn't know. 

Weapon: throwing knives

Also the ages i have in my mind for them are as followed 

First born - 17-20

Second born - 17-20 (A few months younger)

Third born - 16 

Fourth born 16 (literally like a day apart)

Fifth born - 6-11

Sixed born - 1-3

[beaker1636]

MIW head cannons for taking you to meet their family for the first time

Vinny

I feel like for him this is kind of a test

He’s extremely close to his family, we all know this from what he has posted as far as photos and stuff with them, so if they didn’t approve in any way it would be an automatic game over… “sorry my mom didn’t like you”

But if they did, home boy may have thought he was in love with you before but now he knows for sure he is

Loves seeing how well you get along with his parents, may be slightly jealous that the first time you meet them they’re paying more attention to you then him.

Would probably be more nervous than you, he doesn’t usually take anyone he’s dating home so if he does it’s a big big deal.

Would lowkey ask his mom to make his favorite meal for both of you.

Embarrassed when his mom breaks out the photo album of embarrassing childhood moments

Almost dislikes how much you clique with his mom because now he knows the two of you are going to gang up on him and embarrass him when the chance arrives

Ricky

I feel like y’all would have to be very serious before he would take you home to visit his family… mostly because of how far away from them he lives

Like we’re talking you guys have been together for months

Would low key adore watching you with his nephew, might make him want kids idk? My brain immensely went to this.

I feel like it wouldn’t matter quite as much to him as it would the others that they like you, mainly because you aren’t around them much so if they do or don’t they don’t really know you, if you get what I’m saying.

Honestly I could see him being the anxious one

Chris

I don’t know if he’s a mommas boy confirmed but for some reason I get the vibes he’s a mommas boy.

So clearly when he does introduce you to her what she thinks means a lot

Would really hope that you get alone and are close to his family

Would love seeing you bond and be friends with his sister… even if it means both of you tease and torment him quite a bit.

I feel like you’d have to be pretty established in the relationship for him to take you home given his struggles with relationships in the past, he doesn’t want to get his or their hopes up again by you getting close to them and then the relationship ending.

10/10 would do as much as he could to dispel any anxiety you may have, especially never the sweetest boyfriends you could have in that regards.

Ryan

He’s the one I feel like would be the most chill about bringing you home, he just gives me those vibes

That’s not saying he doesn’t care what they think but I feel like if it’s serious enough he’s willing to take you home then he won’t be as worried about what they all think. If they out right hate you that’s one thing but otherwise I don’t see him letting it get to him too much.

Like hey, this is my girlfriend instead of what do you think about her if that makes sense?

But low key would still love if you got alone with his family because that’s always a good thing

Low key you wouldn’t be nervous or anxious because he isn’t nervous or anxious, so that would keep you pretty relaxed about it all

Justin

Going off the fact that he has a child I feel like he would be the one it is most important to.

Like if that little one didn’t like you, goodbye

But if we pretend for this case that he doesn’t have a child then I think it would be similar to Ryan

He’d be pretty relaxed, excited for sure that you mean enough to meet them but not stressed that you are

I could see him being one where you’d meet at a restaurant instead of at home just so nobody feels pressured at his parents nor your place to make everyone feel at home and a meal everyone would like

10/10 sweetest boyfriend ever when it comes to calming down your nerves about it all.

Would make sure you know that they liked you after so that you feel welcomed and at ease.

AN: I genuinely struggled with Justin and Ryan a little bit but I tried to just go with it 🤷‍♀️ you can tell this isn’t my speciality or a subject I’m familiar with 😂

[theres-an-endless-starry-sky]

Look canon sucks so don’t use the “but it’s canon” excuse here, I burnt the canon along with my gender.

[eliot-eclipse]

Alfie Solomons art cause I love that man so much.

[femmeroi]

My stinky guys

[lilac--sugar]

The Party, the whole extended party, is at the Byers-Hopper home. Well, all but Max. They’re all congregated around the kitchen table as Lucas explains his plans for Max’s surprise birthday party. He’s got hand drawn diagrams that he’s pointing to, talking excitedly. He wants everything to be perfect.

“Got it?” Lucas asks and everyone nods, everyone but Steve.

“I don’t get it,” he comments which prompts a few eye rolls and a groan from Dustin.

“Well, essentially,” Eddie starts, nudging Steve’s arm gently and pointing down at one of Lucas’s cartoonish stick figure like pictures.

“We don’t have time for this,” Dustin groans again.

“Right, if we want to catch Max as she’s coming back from the skate park we’ve got to get moving!” Nancy says, grabbing up her purse.

Robin gives Steve a sympathetic pat on the back as she hurries after Nancy. Everyone was divvied up into different tasks and already splitting off. Steve is left standing there with his brow furrowed as he looks down at the pictures.

“Come on!” Dustin‘s waving at Steve and Eddie as he makes his way out the door to Steve’s car. The three of them are on pizza duty.

Eddie quickly scrambles to scoop up all the drawings, “Come on, handsome, I’ll explain while you drive,” he says, slipping his free hand into Steve’s, pulling him along. An action not uncommon between the two of them. Both of them comfortable enough with their little affections, always left wanting more but just never speaking up. Both a little afraid to.

“No, I mean, I get it. It’s just,” he shuts the door behind them as they pass over the threshold, “won’t she know something’s up if all our cars are parked outside the house?”

Eddie stops dead in his tracks, causing Steve to bump into the back of him.

“Steve, you glorious bastard,” Eddie’s breaking out into a giant grin, the kind Steve likes to think he saves only for him, “Dusty buns! Radio the crew and tell them to park down the street!” He shouts.

Dustin returns with a quick, “Rodger! Also! Don’t call me that!”

“Not gonna do that!” Eddie shouts back before turning back to Steve, “You’re so smart I could kiss you,” Eddie says, his grin turning more playful, head tilting as his eyes slip down to Steve’s lips. Steve doesn’t know how to respond to that. He opens his mouth like he’s going to, cheeks blooming vibrant pink. Eddie quickly cuts him off, “No time, however! We have a quest to finish!” Eddie flings the two of them off into the direction of the car.

“Maybe later though,” Eddie teases as they settle down into their seats, Dustin popping his head between them.

“Maybe later, what?” He asks, looking between the two.

“Don’t worry your little head,” Eddie says, flicking Dustin’s hat off to ruffle his hair. When Dustin ducks back to grab his hat Eddie winks at Steve.

“You’re all bark and no bite,” Steve says, throwing caution to the wind. He’s tired of not speaking up, much to Eddie’s surprise, his eyebrows popping up. After a second a devious grin slowly creeps over Eddie’s face, one that would rival that of the Grinch’s.

“Is that so?" Eddie asks, Steve nodding in reply, "Oh, you’re on,” Eddie’s curling his tongue over his upper lip. Dustin pops his head between them once more.

“Promise?” Steve asks.

“Promise.” Eddie confirms. Dustin’s ping ponging his eyes between the two.

“Good,” Steve says simply, starting the car and pulling away.

“Good,” Eddie echoes.

“What the hell is happening!?” Dustin asks, for once being utterly out of the loop.

“Sit back and put your seatbelt on!” Steve quips.

“But-“

“Listen to your mother!” Eddie shoots back and Dustin just rolls his eyes as the other two share a glance and a grin.

[endlesslytired]

made more

Plus have a probably completely gonna be trashed on by cannon love for the idea of Silverwing Bronya and HoRB Seele still being a thing together. Like let the gamer CEO lady have her mystical spirit wife.

[aquariasmoon]

I hate this gremlin man so much and I want to slam dunk him right into the dumpster.

He is my favourite character (●'◡'●)

[everyryuujisuguro]

[bunnieswithknives]

was roys and davids relationship like canon

While my Roy still wasn't a great parent I don't think he was anywhere near as bad as cannon!Roy who from what I can tell was a genuine sadist

[carbonox]

Yeah

[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

Welcome back to the cheapest show on the internet,

Characters j head cannon as autistic

First for this episode is bee from bee and puppy cat. I mean come on.

Next we got Rasputin from psychonauts. Incredibly smart and sucks at social cues. Motherfucker couldn’t tell Lilly was into him till the fuckin end of the game so about one day

Finally instead of a third person who i head cannon as autistic we finally got the phones working at the fish company so that means that you can make an ask to include a character that YOU head cannon as autistic.

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[angrybatart]

Haha, couldn't help it. Thank you, though! :D I can't seem to draw not-fluffy hair. I like to sneak in extra curls and such; if it doesn't doesn't break character.