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teathattast · 1 month

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#saw my meme featured in a carousel so i had to share it lol #wholesome #cats #the i can do this is mine btw

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krispytm · 1 year

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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

#he's so old #Garfield #cats #meme #important #this has been scheduled for a year now #posting this a day early so everyone can see it in time #edited bc i fucked up the year

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shinseifer · 1 year

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh!#I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

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hansoeii · 5 months

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The Doctor!

#casting ncuti gatwa as the doctor gotta be one of the greatest casting decisions ever #can't wait to deeply fall in love with him #also yes I did add my cat to yet another doctor who fanart #minka deserves to be the doctor's companion #I think we can all agree on that #this is a different kind of self insert #doctor who #15th doctor #doctor who fanart #15th doctor fanart #doctor who christmas special #ncuti gatwa #my art

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lukadarkwater · 3 months

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Forget everything else in the update, this is the single best update

#stardew valley #finally I can have both a cat and dog

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indigonite · 8 months

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my main criticism for Baldurs Gate 3 is that you can’t keep wreaking havoc if you accidentally polymorph into a cat

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #karlach #gale of waterdeep #i think we can all agree that a cat with a dagger or straight up casting spells would improve the game experience #tav #tavern

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canisalbus · 2 months

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Today's tumblr experience.

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #boop #the boopening #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #I've been trying to return as many boops as I can but if I don't get to you I'm sorry it's a little overwhelming and it's getting late #I just thought it was funny how the cat paw colors almost match theirs (+ my umbreon sona's)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months

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not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence #bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem #and they end up working surprisingly well together!#they make a surprisingly effective team!#they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better #and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other #'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it.#but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again'#Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together #to Enemies #two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet

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it-grrl · 10 months

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💜🚨💜 BWOOP BWOOP ATTENTION @CLEOLINDA THERE IS A BABY PALLAS CAT 💜🚨💜

#pallas cat #manul cats #raise the cleo signal #its just a sparkly purple searchlight #'how can a searchlight be sparkly cat?'#i hear you ask #it's called astigmatism my friend

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kwadlayns · 24 days

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Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #dead boy detective agency #there's a little detail for every episode scattered about— see if you can identify them all !#of course there's also monty and the cat king #had fun putting in some of the smaller details like the anime couples in niko's book :sideeye: i'll see if ppl can identify em correctly to #anyways i adore them !! and their adventures !! and i hope that adoration showed through #consider this my tribute to dbd season 1 #netflix #kwad draws

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moch1rice · 7 months

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Pomni is a cat in this essay i will-

#never seen a character so sopping wet cat coded #anyone can fight me on that #buttonblossom #if you squint #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #tadc fanart #tadc zooble #tadc jax #tadc kinger #mochart

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krysmcscience · 21 days

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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fatmabassem · 2 months

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Hi everyone

I’m fatma from Gaza Strip and I really need your help

We need you now more than ever- please donate what you can even if 1$ it will be a big help & share my GoFundMe widely. I'm depending on you. Thank you🙏🇵🇸

If you can’t donate help me share it widely like comment and reblog this post!

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dancing-homestuck · 2 years

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I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

#mindless blabbering #cat #I just got to work and miss my baby already #my bf knows I love him and I can tell him whenever I want #but my cat???? does he know????#if it were not for capitalism we would be playing fetch RIGHT NOW

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magic-stuff-and-books · 1 month

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The fact that “The King Of Cats tries to seduce a Edwardian ghost twink” is a legit plot point in this show just fucking sends me

#dead boy detectives #the cat king #he can get it tho

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obsob · 7 months

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love and kindness and hope makes the world go round !!

#mine #original #i am sending love and hope!! to everyone !!!!!!!!!!!#be kind and generous where u can ! <3 #i need to do Two cat drawings this week i can Do it. i however cant do it today bc i was too vigorous in my knitting this weekend ksdbkdbk #hand hurty......punishment for my sins

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