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what it's like living in a tropical country in september
thing is, everyone is so excited for the september mood and autumn and getting closer to halloween and leafs and the vibes, but i live in a tropical country in the southern hemisphere. it's 33 fucking celsius degrees (no idea how much that is in farenheit) and it's dry but somehow also umid and i really need it to rain but it doesn't and when it does it goes away too quickly and it's so fucking hot and the ipês aren't blooming anymore and meanwhile everyone on my fyp is like "oh wow autumn vibes!" and i'm here dying of heat, with no air conditioner in my room
Update: it actually rained!! And I saw some ipês too so I guess there are a few left. It's still hot as fuck I'm dying but ipês make everything better
#just to be clear i am NOT criticizing people who are just happy with the new season#i think it's very sweet and nice for people to be happy about the cool vibe that the weather is doing on northern countries#i just think it's kind of funny how i am suffering here meanwhile#and also a lot of people kind of forget there are other countries with different seasons so i just thought i'd remind them#anyway i'm dying#send help#weather#autumn#september#seasons#southern hemisphere#norther hemisphere#celsius i guess#yeah
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Another, not yet summer, summer drawing!!
He´s building a demo from his sketchbook - probably Gondolin :)
#tolkien#silmarillion#jrr tolkien#turgon#turukano#summer drawing#chibi silmarillion#silm art#tolkien art#my art#digital art#its 23 celsius and im dying#gondolin#fall of gondolin#i guess
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android!Robin has several technical problems, the most important ones having to do with her memory card, battery and motor skills.
Androids are supposed to have perfect photographic memory, but Robin's memory is poor even by human standards. She tends to forget where she left her keys, what she was going to do when walking into a room, etc. She forgets her schedule all the time, as well as Nancy's, and can't remember a recipe to save her life. Dustin and Suzie say it's a problem with the connections needed to access her memory card, rather than with the memory card itself. It's fixeable, but extremely difficult and expensive. Robin wants to get this fixed and she's working hard to pay for it - she doesn't want to be an inconvenience. Nancy will support her decision, but she really isn't bothered by Robin's poor memory. She just hopes she's doing it for herself and not to make herself "easier to handle" for other people (she's been told that's what her worth was based on her entire life).
She's only had one memory card her entire life (as far as she knows). Nancy's greatest fear is Robin hitting her head and it breaking. One could potentially take out the memory card and delete it or install a new one - that is Robin's greatest fear.
At one point, her connections get so bad there will be days in which she can't remember Nancy at all, or what her own name is. She'll act almost like a normal android those days - following orders, not speaking unless necessary, not expressing emotion unless instructed to, etc, though her poor motor skills, battery problems and bad memory will make it difficult. It freaks Nancy out every time, and she always tries to get her to snap out of it as if she were human, before accepting that love can't solve this problem, and calling Dustin and Suzie to fix it. She'll pay any price if it means having her Robin back.
Robin lets herself be turned off without complaint, without even the terrified shudder Nancy used to feel when she forcibly did it during their first weeks together. Robin's docile obedience as she let Nancy do this to her, and the way her body went limp in Nancy's arms, never failed to bring Nancy to tears.
It would take days for Dustin and Suzie to fix some of Robin's problems. This one took between one and two weeks. Longest it ever got was 16 days. During that time, Robin would lay lifeless on their workshop's table, her battery sitting somewhere else to prevent her from turning on automatically. Dustin insisted that he and his lady (as he called Suzie) worked best when their kingdom (their workshop) was untouched by foreign hands, so Nancy wasn't always welcome to visit Robin in that state. Nancy was relentless, though, and she usually managed to convince him to let her in for a few minutes. He thinks it's pointless - it's not like Robin can feel her there. She can't even dream. It doesn't change anything. In fact, he worries Nancy will be more disturbed than comforted, because Robin's entire skull, neck and spine will be exposed - only it's not bones and flesh inside, but metal and plastic circuits, plates, chips, wires and pistons. He's careful to at least put her face back in place when Nancy visits. He expects her to be taken aback by the sight, but instead, Nancy's eyes are full of so much worry and care and adoration as she observes Robin's lifeless body. She doesn't dare touch her - she doesn't want to hurt her. But she misses her so deeply.
When it's all finished, Nancy takes her back home with the utmost care and tucks her into bed. She waits by her side until she turns back on, and softly talks to her, asks her how she's feeling, brings her some water and asks her questions, to see if she's back to normal. Because it's all recorded in her memory card, Robin can remember everything - can remember the time she spent not knowing who she is, thought she can't remember if she was self-aware during those episodes. Whenever she wakes up, she's just happy to see Nancy, and wants hugs and cuddles from her, but she begins to cry out of fear as she tries to remember the details of not being. Nancy holds her every time, asks her if she wants to watch cartoons or if she wants her to read a book for her, to keep her from spiraling. She hates seeing Robin look so small and scared, but she also knows she's not scared of anything Nancy can protect her from. The horrors haunting her come from her own mind and her own nature.
(Dustin and Suzie make a copy of Robin's memory card and give it to her, just in case).
Dustin and Suzie take care of any fixes Robin needs. They're much nicer than any other technician at the previous repair shops she's been to. The most usual fixes have to do with weakness and stiffness in her knees and hips, especially on her right leg (it got broken pretty badly during a beating by her last owner - Billy Hargrove. He wanted to make her unable to walk. The person his father sold her to next did a poor job fixing her). These fixes are usually quite simple and take very little time. She will refuse to see them, though, until she reaches her breaking point when she struggles to stand up, or when she suddenly falls to the ground. It always worries Nancy to death - she's terrified of Robin hitting herself and suffering even more damage. It always takes some convincing for Nancy to get her in her car and on their way to Dustin's workshop. Sometimes, the fix will be so simple they don't even need to turn her off. Nancy holds her hand during these.
The third big problem is her battery. Thankfully, her battery is detachable and easily replaceable. They only had a mayor issue with it once, and they had to order a new one. Robin's model is rare enough that it took over a week to get there. During that time, they installed solar pannels in the balcony and Robin had to be connected to them with long, thick cables that stretched all around the apartment. It was more amusing than anything else, having to step around the cables and make sure none of them got accidentally disconnected. Cloudy days made her pretty much useless and had her lying in bed watching cartoons all day. She was completely turned off after sunset and she was up by sunrise. Needless to say, she couldn't leave the apartment for the week and had to call in sick to work.
Good thing was, though, that the new battery worked much better than the previous one. It lasted much longer. Nancy had only seen her this excited a few other times. The way she kicked her bedroom door down with a wide smile on her face as she yelled at her to come to the kitchen just made Nancy smile with adoration. Robin showed her the box in her hands - she was shaking with excitement - and asked Nancy to help her install it. She turned herself off and Nancy did the rest - disconnected cables, take out old battery, install new one. When she turned Robin back on, she was more full of life and energy than she'd ever seen her be. Free from her cables, she immediately grabbed Nancy's hands and dragged her outside - the sun was shining and she wanted to run around in the park, to roll on the grass and count the cloud and photosynthesize with a good book in her hand. To Nancy, she looked like a puppy, or a happy little bird just released from its cage. She could never say no to her, they would spend the entire day outside if Robin wanted to.
#ronance#android!robin au#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#robin buckley angst#but also#robin joy#i feel like this au is the definition of fluff and angst. the definition of hurt/comfort#my posts#btw that was NOT robin's first memory card 👀👀 just a lil harmless fun fact#i feel like i should also share the nancy lore because she does have lore too#for now i just want to say that#robin here relates to plants a lot. all she needs is water and sunlight. she's a very eco-friendly robot#she doesn't even produce CO2 (take that humans)#also: her battery is shit during winter. its like a phone battery - as soon as temperature goes subzero (in celsius terms at least idk#i guess thats like 15 farenheit) her battery begins to deplete super fast and she gets sleepy and needs Nancy to take her back home#and tuck her into bed for the day.#this is especially true if the day is also cloudy#though i think they get one of those lamps people use to grow weed inside the house. they help her photosynthesize
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Day 2: summer break with Maxiel
The other day i saw pics of Max with a kid, now i'm highly demanding Max and Daniel as fathers. they're so cute with kids))
#they are out for some ice cream#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#maxiel#my attempt at maxiel#doing this art till figuring out the next carlando comics#we have 35 degrees Celsius outside so i wanted some summer stuff to do#guess we going for “relationship august”#formula one#formula 1#fanart#kids are hell of a thing to draw btw
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“I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.” — “I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area.”
so… have I watched the second season of good omens yet? no.
have I reread the book, so that I can have a proper conversation with a beloved mutual (who’s planning to read it), if she wants? YES.
have I fallen head over heels in love with the book again in the process of rereading? … yeeeeaaaah …
the appearances of the lads are obviously not the show’s ones, though I’m sure some things are similar — those half a dozen (at least) rewatches of s1 were bound to leave some traces in my brain)) but i really wanted to take those hints from the book and combine them with what I remember imagining when I was first reading the book (like, a few years before the show was announced). and I did sorta do that, which was super fun, cause even then I wanted so desperately to draw everyone from this book how I saw them, but the skill… well, it’s a bit better now, so yeeessss, here you go, baby me, one little wish fulfilled!! but also the designs got away from me a bit, I just started to have fun with them. it isn’t so visible in this piece, but already quite clear in some of my sketches))
and if anyone maybe doesn’t recognize the quote!! look up crowley and aziraphale’s new year’s resolutions, they are out there on the internet!))
#my art#good omens#book omens#I guess that’s the tag?))#aziraphale#crowley#me *looks at calendar* hmm end of august *looks at thermometer* hmmmmm 40 degrees Celsius#I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ATMOSPHERE I WANT#no honestly it’s SO HOT here right now#I would LOVE a handful of snow in my face right about IMMEDIATELY PLEASE
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Before you open your stupid Danish mouth to bother us with opinions about public transportation in America, please recall that your NATO parasite client-state country has fewer people than Phoenix. And that Phoenix has average temperatures that have Northern European countries declaring emergencies, 30° Celsius and up, from April to September, fully half the year. (And October is 28°.)
Arizona has one of the highest rates of vitamin D deficiency in the developed world, because, at least below the Mogollon Rim, it isn’t tolerable to be outside in daylight for half the year. Shut the fuck up about public transportation.
#when my mother told a european how hot it gets in tucson they told her she did the celsius conversion wrong#i guess this is discourse#berserk button
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forgot to bring my water bottle to work 9288384 dead 83982992 injured
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Toronto in winter
#long time no self insert#or young billy for that matter#it is 30 the grease celsius where i am#and i have a stuffy nose#so i'm fantasizing about winter i guess#disclaimer i have never been in toronto and probs never will be#kinda simplified style to go easy on my sick self#i think we look cute even though we are just standing there#little creatures that's what we are#billy lenz#self insert#self ship#my art
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boredddd
Feed my inbox helluva hazbin asks
it hungers
but mostly I wanna procrastinate being productive
#dump post will delete later#it's fucking 85f out and I'm melting alive#that's 29C for you celsius folks#why is a Canadian using F?#idk I think there was a manufacturing error when I was born#if you guess my fav hellaverse char you win a prize#the prize will probably be gay demons kissing#but I'll let you choose who!#maybe
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The American is getting taken out of me. I've had to switch my weather app to Celsius because i couldn't remember what the freezing temp was for Fahrenheit (it's 32 btw and i hate that) but i remembered freezing temp for Celsius is 0 so I switched to Celsius just so i could easily tell if it was below freezing or not (It is.)
#text#i keep having to stop myself from telling people the temperature in Celsius because they will look at me like im insane#but listen freezing being 32 feels wrong and my brain cannot register that so i guess the american is leaving my body#im a celsius bitch now. this is what i've become#it just makes sense for 0 to be freezing and for negatives to be below freezing yknow#it's been below freezing all week man#i need a quick way to check the temprature so i know how much i need to bundle tf up
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Not interested in soulmates but very interested in when as if by fate two people are one another's inevitable doom, the death of a worldview, the end of all certainty about what makes up their self. Literal death of one or both optional. That's high romance babyyyyyy
#guess who decided to turn on the heat last night and couldn't sleep because it was too warm on a subzero night. clown ass.#subzero Fahrenheit I think it was uhh. -13 or something? for Celsius?#winter took so long to arrive and then the temperature plummeted from warm to this so fucking fast. wild#rambling#I can feel the edge of the insomnia headache setting in. excited for a good day of coherent thoughts#anyway. get changed by knowing the self through the other lmao
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idk why I can't sleep these last couple weeks
the weather these last couple weeks: 85° at 3:30am
#that's like 29° for those playing with the celsius deck of cards#it's fuckin UNBEARABLE. I opened the front door at 11pm to make sure the screen was locked before bed#and it felt like soup outside. it's disgusting.#and I CAN'T FUCKIN SLEEP AT ALL. IT'S 3:30AM AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING#thought oh well I need to get back to normal sleep habits no meds tonight!#this shit is UNBEARABLE. I am so tired of sleep meds. I'm tired of heat.#and as an added bonus usually when I'm all fuckin wired and can't sleep and have thoughts ricocheting thru my brain#I can write. but not now! no! 5 months! nothing! nothing but incoherent garbage!#guess it's time to take sleep meds and knock out ALL DAY tomorroe since I'm taking them so late fml#erin explains it all
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also, people usually take "I don't make house calls" at face value and use it to characterize McCoy as grumpy and whatnot, but like that scene is about McCoy not wanting to go to a Romulan ship...
#tos nonsense#also just in case mccoy's line in the deadly years comes after spock is like my room is 51 degrees celsius#and he's like well i guess i won't be making any house calls - which means he usually would#and he does#and then in the tos films all he does is house calls lol
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for whatever reason weather.com keeps on putting the units in as Celsius as opposed to Frankenstein and i keep on being like pls. i am in america. use the freedom units i am begging you what the hell does 17 even MEAN
#jamie has made a statement#would get it if it was when i was in canada but nope its been doing this even in socal#all i know about celsius is yanno 0 is freezing 100 is boiling for water#and when my phone gets to 42C its too hot to handle#and that 27C is hot in england apparently#other than that i have No Clue#its just not as intuitive!!! or granular!!!!#esp bc it doesnt even have half units on the site#thats my one american unit i will insist is better for measuring#only for ambient temp tho#cooking temp or other shit celsius makes sense#oh and also F for body temp and med stuff#bc like ok. how do u easily tell when someone has a fever if u use celsius#like its so fucking easy w farhenheit bc its just is it above 100? not good#i dont even know what it is in celsius or an easy way to tell in celsius if its over 100F#im sure ppl have the numbers known but if i had a thermometer that only used celsius and i had a fever#i would not be a happy camper#off topic but i sometimes like having a fever. i dont know why lol#i like knowing my body is Cooking i guess bc i also like sitting in a hot car sometimes
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lot going on lots good lots bad but it’s WEIRD bc i’m still like surprisingly pretty present. exhibiting mindfulness and healthy coping mechanisms
#‘healthy coping mechanisms’ 2 cups black coffee one cup green tea one large celsius one protein shake. Sue me!#i’m sure running’s been doing something to me but man i couldn’t tell you what exactly#i think i just feel fresher this year. or semester i suppose#no more random ties to high school friends who don’t care about me#best friend’s always busy which sucks but i actually talk to people on campus more now?#been moving more & focusing on nutrition in a way that doesn’t make me hate myself#i’ll be moved out of this house by the end of this eeekend#Eek! not changing that it’s funny#but#it’s interesting#like yeah i’m also more stressed than maybe ever before 💀 but like#idk i guess i kind of like it#resume type shit I love adversity!#i need to do an extracurricular or like volunteer or some shit#bc obviously i need to pack my schedule even more#i just think that’d be like the college admission icing on the cake yk#bc my SAT score is kinda mid for any major tech schools#i also have to lock in and make some kind of art portfolio if i wanna get into like. any. program i actually wanna do 💀 which bites#but that’s fine#lots on the agenda one day at a time#i’m getting stress sick though which is marginally less fun#modcheck
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hey genuine question for plus size clothing brands, when did we decide short sleeves weren't cute anymore—
#jonniejonniejonquil#i just want short sleeves is that so bad#i dont like tank tops they make me uncomfy#but GUESS WHAT ITS SUMMER LONG AND MID-LENGTH SLEEVES ARE GONNA MAKE ME SWEAT#I could solve the tank top/sleeveless issue with a cardigan again if it wasn't 30+ Celsius/90+ fahrenheit but IT IS#JUST GIVE ME SHORT SLEEVES PLS HUEHUEHUEHUE#(and also. dont make the auto tag when I type a pose about being plus “I just want to be thin”????)#(I don't think I have EVER tagged anything as that#(just like. not a cool thing to see pop up on a plus size post. if anything just give us straight size range of options.)
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