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Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge

So I saw an earlier post about what BSD characters being the love interests in Diabolik Lovers, so why not make an otoge/otome game for them?

Dazai Yohane proudly presents you... Bungou Stray Dogs Otoge!

Warning: Crack, some angst in the bad endings, OOC even maybe. Random thoughts in a mental breakdown. Spoilers for Storm Bringer. Character deaths mentions.

Notes: None. I just want to distract myself.

Love interests:

Dazai Osamu - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 2 Bad Endings

The mystery type

"Posterboi", yes, he's on the poster for the common version of the game, the limited version ft all 5 love interests (except for Fyodor because he's in the secret route)

Ranked #2 in the popularity poll

Is loved by all the fangirls

Likes to fool around with MC

All of that disappear when you got out of the common route and head for his route

FUCK PLEASE GO BACK

Shout out to Dazai slowly opening up gotta be my favourite genre

Will have a CG where he takes you to Lupin and slowly opens up to you about his past

Best bed scene in the whole game

One of the bad endings is where you two committed a lover's suicide together and succeeded.

Nakahara Chuuya - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 3 Bad Endings

The rich guy who'd buy you everything as a gift, jewelries, fancy clothes, a store, a building even?!

Candidate for the next mob boss

5/5 (actually 4.5) on these criterias:

The (soon to be) mob boss

Cruel, cold to almost everyone else except for his 'family' aka the mafia

Is actually a nice person

Will treats you gently, like a princess when he's head over heels for you

Gap moe (he likes dogs)

So inevitably, he ranked #1 in the popularity poll

Is almost everything the Italians hates about 'romanticizing the mafiosos'

His route is basically a whole "FUCK GO BACK" like Dazai, since we'll focus on his traumas and his past more.

He will opens up about his fear of not being a human, about the calamity that lives inside him

Has a CG where he takes you to visit Rimbaud's and The Flags' graves.

That one route would make the players put the Switch/PS Vita down and ask themselves why are they here, just to suffer.

Best kiss sounds in the whole fucking game I say. His bed scene makes you went from angsty mood to instant horny.

One of his bad ending is about how Chuuya lost control of the calamity inside him - Arahabaki when he saw you, killed before his eyes by the enemy, and with Dazai out of the picture, there isn't anyone there to stop him anymore.

Nakajima Atsushi - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending

That one character make everyone goes 'hell I could adopt him even not flirt with him.'

Cute, shy boy

Is cute when needed and sexy when wanted

Makes you wonder how can an angel like this even exists

Has good kissing sounds *if you know what I mean*

Drifting off the common route we dig deeper into his past, about the beast inside him, about the orphanage and the headmaster

A CG where he'll cry in your arms and you soothing him, reassure the boy that it's all in the past and he isn't alone now

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke - 1 True Ending, 2 Good Ending and 2 Bad Ending

Tsundere type

Foul-mouthed

Eventually will slowly opens up to MC

God he's so cute and precious

Needs a hug for all the traumas he's been through

His route basically focus on his past and how Dazai affected him so much

He has a CG where he sat down and talk with you about Gin and how he grows up in the slum, about why did he crave for power so bad, and why he wanted to be acknowledged by his ex-mentor.

3rd best bed scene in the game.

Kunikida Doppo - 1 True Ending, 1 Good Ending and 1 Bad Ending

Workaholic type

A man who dedicates his life to work

The handsome one with glasses

It's really fun watching him slowly falling for you, especially when he has this "58 standards for the ideal woman"

He'll slowly crosses them out just for you 💖

His route focus on the reason he dreams of an ideal world, his ideal world

Will has this 'behind the scene' flashback about The Azure King's case and Azure Apostle's case 2 years ago with the death of Rokuzou and Sasaki.

A CG where he holds you tightly in his arms and speaks with a broken voice, teary eyes about how he's so scare that his ideal might consume him one day like what happened to Azure King. He is whom chases his ideals like the moth chasing flames, but deep down under that perfectionist, workaholic mask is how he's insecure and scared that his ideals will burn him down like the flame that burn down the moth.

2nd best bed scene in the game.

His bad ending is basically when his ideals finally consume him and Kunikida became the 2nd Azure King.

Secret route: Fyodor Dostoevsky - 1 True Ending and 1 Bad Ending

After you finish everyone's route, a new, hidden route will be unlocked. And it's the Russian man, the mastermind behind everything

To be honest, this is quite of a short route. No common, just straight to his route

Also a mystery type

The smart, prodigy type

The one who has this aura goes "run for your life" or either "damn he's hot"

Expect an unhealthy relationship when you're in this route

This man will uses you like a pawn on his chessboard

Gaslighting, manipulation, abusing, you name it. Everything is in this route

What good ending? No good ending with him for you missy. Only true end or bad end.

WORST BAD ENDING IN THE WHOLE GAME. Please don't ask what it's like.

Fandisc: 2 fandisc with one being the current timeline, the other is about when Dazai is still in the mafia.

Bonus contents for 1st fandisc:

An extra route for Fukuzawa

A Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, a Dazai x MC x Chuuya sandwich *chef's kiss*

An another Bad Ending in common route ft a 3P, an Atsushi x MC x Akutagawa sandwich

And a new Bad Ending in secret route leads you to a Dazai x MC x Fyodor sandwich

Bonus contents for 2nd fandisc:

A Mafia!Dazai route

An Odasaku route

An Ango route

A Bad Ending in common route that's extra spicy ft a 4P with the Dark Era Trio?!!! *chef's kiss*

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Cg Atsushi & Little Akutagawa

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/xFyguTv by MintyAsh Atsushi looks after Akutagawa whilst Akutagawa is regressed Words: 446, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Bsd Agere Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging, Age Regression Caregiver Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Age Regression Little Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), One Shot read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/xFyguTv

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Masterlist

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My longer works can be found on my AO3! My art can be found under the tag #my art.

Project Sekai

Regressor! Shiho Hinomori

Flip! Honami Mochizuki

Flip! Ichika Hoshino

Regressor! Saki Tenma

Regressor! Shinonome Siblings

CG! Mizuki Akiyama & Regressor! Mafuyu Asahina

CG! MIzuki Akiyama & Regressor! Ena Shinonome

Genshin Impact

Regressor! Collei

Regressor! Alhaitham

CG! Diluc & Regressor! Venti

Regressor! Kaveh

Bungo Stray Dogs

Regressor! Atsushi Nakajima

Regressor! Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Honkai: Star Rail

CG! Trailblazer & Shy! Curious! Regressor! Reader

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Current Requests

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The requests I am currently working on! These will generally be completed in the order in which I received them, though sometimes if I am very inspired to write a specific request it may be finished first.

Prompt: Character A is sick and regresses because of it, and character B is tasked with taking care of them and making them feel all better.

Project Sekai

Tsukasa Tenma Fic

CGs! Tsukasa, Rui, Emu & Regressor! Nene

CG! Honami & Regressor! Shiho

Genshin Impact

CG! Sara & Regressor! Itto

Bungo Stray Dogs

CG! Higuchi & Regressor! Akutagawa

Honkai: Star Rail

CG! Kafka & Regressor! Blade

CG! Jing Yuan & Regressor! Dan Heng

Regressor! March 7th & Regressor! Trailblazer

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Pairings: None

Word Count: 4,120 Words

Summary: Atsushi finds a small friend in the store. Chaos ensues as usual.

Warnings: Age Regression, Food Mention, Cursing, Past Injury Mention, Fighting Mention, Immunocompromised Character, Xenophobia Mention, Overworking Mention, Fainting Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Translations: Ofitsiant?: Server?; Ni, yo tse vzhe znav.: No, I knew it already.; Brechun.: Liar.; Comment vont les chatons?: How are the kittens?; Ils font du bien. Irina a essayé de se battre à nouveau contre mes cheveux.: They're doing good. Irina tried to fight my hair again.; Ce chat vous teste, il suffit de lui aspergé d’eau.: That cat is testing you, just spray her with water.; Et tirer sur mon bébé ? Je ne pourrais jamais!: And shoot my baby? I could never!

BSD Little Oneshots: Chapter 5: Little!Nikolai x Caregivers! Atsushi & Sigma

Atsushi liked to think he did the Agency's shopping well, he was the most effective at least. The quickest was Kunikida, though he messed up frequently. Dazai was the most incorrect, not shocking.

Ranpo was the slowest, Yosano forgot things, Kyouka only remembered her things, Jun'ichiro usually didn't have time, and Kenji was no longer allowed after purchasing only beef once. Their three new members, Sigma, Poe, and Mushitaro, weren't given the opportunity yet to do the shopping.

But, however, finding a familiar person's smell in the market wasn't a new experience for Atsushi. He'd found all sorts of friends and foes in markets before. He'd run into Poe getting fruit for Karl, Chuuya doing his shopping, even Mushitaro once back when he worked for Fyodor.

But this smell, it smelled like popcorn and peppermint. It was weirdly unique and he'd only ever smelled that odd combination once, during the Decay of the Angels incident, made by one Nikolai Gogol. A certain someone who had been avoiding the police for a year now.

He wanted to check, it could be false, his nose wasn't always correct when he wasn't actively looking for someone. Once he'd even followed Sigma's normal smell of cinnamon and ginger to find it was just Dazai's who had been near Sigma earlier in the day and Dazai, that asshole, his scent was hard to pick up, even when he was actively trying.

So he made a sharp turn into the the frozen aisle and saw him looking over the freezers like they'd offended him. He was quite inconspicuous, for Gogol at least. White hair down but kinked like he'd had it up for a while.

He was hidden away inside a jacket, face obscured by a space-themed mask. He supposed it being Winter, he was also hiding from the cold as well as the police. He saw that he was obviously very tired as he got closer, dark marks under his eyes.

"Gogol." He addressed, getting big eyes to look up at him as he grabbed Ranpo's frozen waffles from the freezer next to where Gogol was standing. Now that he was closer, he could also see that it had been ice cream the clown had been looking at before. "Are you stealing that?" Atsushi asked quietly, getting Yosano's fudge bars into the cart.

"No, I..." He sounded oddly quiet, he supposed hiding from police would make one change their voice. "I can't find it." He looked at him and to the ice cream.

"Find what?" Atsushi asked. He'd decided long ago that markets were peace treaty areas, he wouldn't fight someone in a store. Even if that someone was currently evading police, had stabbed him, planted his leg in the ground like a tree, tore the agency apart, and helped start a worldwide vampirism pandemic.

"Peppermint." Gogol sounded odd still but he spotted said ice cream and directed him to it by the arm. He practically lit up and, with the way his eyes held that same look, Atsushi realized he was regressing much like some of the other kids at he orphanage would.

"Hey, come on. Do you need anything else?" He was abiding his 'no market fights' rule but he also was worried. It smelled like Gogol was alone. Who let someone regressed go out alone without supervision? Gogol tried to take his arm away, trying to shake him off.

"No, you'll arrest me." He looked scared. That was the opposite of the effect he wanted.

"No, I don't arrest people when I'm shopping. I have a rule against detaining people in markets." He assured him and Gogol silently stuck by his side, eventually holding onto his arm with desperate hands as he helped him get the rest of the things on his list.

Whilst they were shopping, Gogol had told him of how he'd just got off from working a fourteen hour shift, he could see his shaking, actually, one he mentioned his shift. It had sent him into high alert because what bullshit was that? Fourteen hours without a break to where your employee was so stressed that they regressed in the middle of a frozen aisle.

"And then I'm done. Thank you, Gogol." He smiled at him, getting a giggle in response that let him know he'd made him smile. Nikolai certainly warmed up to him quickly, he was almost cute. "Do you need to grab anything else? I can bring you home." He offered.

"Dinner. I need dinner." Atsushi realized it was nearly eleven at night. Could Nikolai even cook if he was as small as he seemed?

"What do you need for it?" He asked.

"Want." Nikolai grabbed a pre-made bento with assorted sandwiches from the deli and Atsushi led him up to the counter to pay. "I can pay." Nikolai tried to hand him money.

"Keep it. My treat for helping, the list would have taken me hours. It only took about twenty minutes." Atsushi assured him.

"Thank you." Nikolai still seemed so shy, even for a child. Once they were outside, they moved Nikolai's items into one bag while Atsushi held his own.

"We're out of the market." Nikolai reminded him softly, showing him his hands, trembling wrists held together. He expected Atsushi to arrest him now?

"I've gotta get you home still. You need to eat and I need to get these groceries to the agency after I get you home." Atsushi reminded him.

"I'm not bad? Because I'm little?" Nikolai asked.

"No, you're not in a state where arresting you would be right. And I'm in no state to get you to the Agency even if I did arrest you." Atsushi told him.

"I can go?" The clown asked softly, almost disbelieving he would hold to this. He'd done the same for Chuuya once, after a guy followed him around the store. He smiled kindly at him and Nikolai seemed like he was smiling back under his mask as he nodded.

"What's with the mask, by the way? It know it's winter but there isn't any flu yet." Atsushi asked.

"I can't leave the house without it, my immune system doesn't work, I'd get sick." Nikolai was walking with him, letting Atsushi take him home.

"You're immunocompromised?" He asked.

"Yeah, I get sick a lot. I've been sick twice the last three weeks."

"Why?"

"Because my boss doesn't let us wear masks at work. He says they're unsightly." Nikolai admitted.

"Sounds mean to me. You should be able to wear it if it helps you." Atsushi felt slightly angry at that. someone was practically forcing their staff to get sick to appease themselves only? It boiled his blood.

"He is mean. Mister Aoki doesn't like me."

"What? Why?"

"Well, Mister Aoki bought the restaurant I work for almost four months ago and, when he did, the old owner made him sign a contract saying he wouldn't fire anyone the old owner hired for a full calendar year. I'm one of the only five people left that Miss Minami hired, I've been there for eleven and a half months now. Everyone else quit when he began upping our hours and took away our breaks." Atsushi looked over the way Nikolai looked tense. He didn't like it.

"He's convinced HR that I'm lying and I'm just looking for payout because of Miss Minami's contract. The contract said charges would be pressed on behalf of any employee that got fired and the money from the lawsuit awarded to the employee. That's what happened with Annette when he told her to leave last month, at least. Miss Minami did her best to make sure her staff was taken care of when she retired." He looked a little happier, he guessed, less tense thinking about his old boss.

"He doesn't like foreigners but Miss Minami liked having people who could speak to her patrons in whatever language the customer spoke if they were visiting Japan. We used to have these mini-sections based on who could speak what, so we could make sure anyone travelling could speak whatever they were comfortable with." Atsushi would have liked to visit this place back when Miss Minami was running it from how it sounded. The woman sounded like a saint.

"Can't you contact corporate or anything?" He asked.

"I wish. I'd have to be on the phone for hours and I've been working every day for fourteen hours a day for months now. He made sure none of us had a way to contact corporate unless we stayed up all night and came in again the next day. Because he'd give us a write-up if we called out without a doctor's note, which nobody would have time to get."

"But I get more money out of him overworking me, so, at least, I can save up money for now so I have something when he fires me eventually." He sounded resigned to it, actually, like he was used to being overworked. Atsushi could only imagine the hell Fyodor found this guy in.

"He sounds like he shouldn't own that place if he won't run it correctly." Atsushi assured him.

"I'll probably need to quit soon if it keeps up, I can't handle it much more." For regressed, Nikolai knew how to talk very well. Maybe he was fluctuating since he was with someone? He'd only be able to assume but it was likely Gogol never regressed around others before.

"Where do you work?" He asked.

"Minami Café. Four blocks from my apartment. Some of your Port Mafia friends come through sometimes. That dark one? Your partner, I think? Dazai's boyfriend, Chuuya, comes in a lot too, he likes sitting in my section so I'll speak French with him." Nikolai remarked.

"I think I've been there, almost a year ago I think, with Sigma too. My server was Catalina."

"Catalina quit three months ago. I was probably off the day you came in, Catalina used to be my opposite when Miss Minami was there. If I was off, she was working. We shared a section."

"Ah, Atsushi! There you are! Hi, Atsushi's friend! Kunikida sent me to tell you we forgot to put milk on the list!" Dazai reminded him.

"I know, I got it anyway." He showed him the bags.

"And who's your friend? All bundled up and oh, what a cute space mask!" Dazai poked Gogol's mask, making him buzz back to get the finger away from him. "You look so familiar but I can't put my finger on it." Dazai hummed.

Nikolai had stopped moving. Atsushi was sure he stopped breathing, he was scared. He understood it, he was regressed and hungry and stressed. He was overwhelmed with the amount of interaction, he just wanted to get home. Atsushi, of all people, understood that.

"Hmm. It's not cute enough to hide you, Gogol." Dazai's tone went dark and a pair of cuffs were suddenly on Nikolai's wrists.

"Hey!" He protested, trying to get Nikolai away but Dazai was dragging Nikolai to the Agency.

"You get to explain to Fukuzawa why you pinned the Agency for the Decay of the Angels incident. I want it from your mouth, clown." Dazai roughly moved him, Atsushi was following them, growling at Dazai to stop it, that he was just walking him home and they could talk to him later.

But Dazai, instead, dragged him into the Agency and tossed him into Fukuzawa's office, landing on his hands, shaking still. Atsushi had handed the bags to put away to Jun'ichiro on he way to follow Dazai.

"Dazai!" Atsushi roared now that they were behind closed doors, away from the prying eyes of the public. Gogol looked ready to cry and Atsushi wouldn't blame him if he did.

"Tell him." Dazai demanded. Nikolai looked up at the president, who had stood from his chair to look at him on the floor. He looked at Dazai.

"I wanna go home!" Nikolai bit out.

"Dazai, why did you bring me a fake Gogol?" Fukuzawa asked, sitting back down.

"It's the real one. Look at his eyes." Dazai requested.

"Hm. Yellow and white. The same mark on the left one too. I suppose you're correct. Take him to the holding cell down the hall until we can get confirmation and then we'll contact Ango."

Atsushi wasn't fast enough to grab Nikolai to protect him so Dazai grabbed him by the handcuffs and dragged him off to the holding cell, taking the bag off the Ukrainian's arm before locking him in the ability-blocking bars. It wasn't but a few seconds later that Nikolai collapsed, shaking and breathing seeming hard.

"Open it!" Atsushi snapped at Dazai.

"He's faking, Atsushi. He's a criminal." Dazai reasoned. Atsushi yanked the key from his hand anyway, unlocking the door and taking Nikolai from the cell. He was clammy and clung to him, beginning to cry now that he felt safe again.

"It's okay, I'm sorry." No doubt he'd just dropped even more into that vulnerable headspace and he wasn't well now.

"Dazai? Did you get Atsushi?" Sigma came in asking. "Nikolai?" Sigma asked.

"Atsushi, why are you helping him? He could escape!" Dazai snapped.

"Shut up, Dazai!" Atsushi growled.

"Atsushi, why is he here?" Sigma asked.

"He's regressed, he's not in the right mental space to handle being an adult. I was taking him home so he could eat because he probably hasn't eaten since breakfast and Dazai arrested him." He calmly explained.

"Niko." Sigma crouched with them. Nikolai looked up at him with teary eyes. "There you are, huh, Kolya?" Sigma smiled for him.

"Sima." Nikolai sniffled and hugged tight to Atsushi.

"How old are you?" Sigma asked.

"'M two now. Was six." Nikolai whispered, confirming that he'd dropped more when Dazai arrested him.

"It's okay to be small, Kolya. Me and Atsushi are here, you're safe now." Sigma's soft, gentle voice seemed to calm him, Atsushi was grateful.

"What, are we going to let him go too?" Dazai snapped.

"I need to speak with you. In fact, I'm calling an Agency meeting." Atsushi handed Nikolai off to Sigma, who took the clown with little hesitance.

"Hello, baby bird." Sigma greeted him, hugging him close. "Let's eat, huh, your belly sounds hungry." Sigma offered him.

"Okay, Sima." Nikolai happily smiled, letting Sigma take care of him as Atsushi dragged Dazai out of the room and into Fukuzawa's office.

"I'm calling an Agency meeting. We need to talk about Gogol's arrest before we decide anything." Atsushi requested.

"Alright." So Fukuzawa rounded the other Agency members up and off to the meeting room they went. "Alright, Atsushi, what did we need to talk about?" Fukuzawa gave him the floor to speak.

"Dazai brought in Nikolai Gogol today, Sigma is with him, that's why he's not here." The room went quiet.

They'd been looking for Nikolai for a year, he remembered, since the Agency had been reestablished a year ago, four months after defeating Fukuchi and a month after Dazai was released from Meursault on dropped charges. He was reminded that Sigma, Poe, and Mushitaro had been hired on three months after their reestablishment.

"Yes, you were with him, Atsushi." All eyes buzzed between Dazai and Atsushi.

"I was doing the shopping, as you can tell, the fridge is full again and someone had to do it. I found him in the store but you know my rule about causing fights in markets, they're a neutral ground." He reminded everyone.

"Gogol has been here, in Yokohama, for the last eleven and a half months working at a café. he hasn't done anything wrong and certainly, we'd have heard if he did. I was walking him home, I had full control of the situation and I'd know both where he works and where he lives by now if Dazai hadn't interrupted." He reminded the brunette, who huffed.

"Why did you interact in the first place?" Kunikida asked.

"At first, I had found him by scent. I wanted to confirm, I wasn't planning to interact. But he's regressed, he needed help and I couldn't let him walk home alone regressed. Regression is a coping method, some of the other kids at the orphanage did it, it's to help with stress and stuff. You aren't in an adult mindset, you're in a child's mindset. Gogol said he was six before, when I was taking him home. He's now two, he dropped more due to the introduction of more stress." He explained.

"So Dazai effectively arrested a six year old?" Ranpo asked.

"Yes." Atsushi confirmed.

"You two were talking beforehand, what were you talking about?" Dazai asked.

"His job." Atsushi looked at him. "He was talking about how his new boss is xenophobic and overworks him. We started talking because I asked why he was wearing a mask, he's immunocompromised and he's been getting sick a lot lately because his boss doesn't allow him to wear his mask at work."

"That's discrimination!" Kenji whined.

"Yeah, well, I didn't say his new boss was a good one." Atsushi reminded them.

"So what? We let him continue?" Dazai asked.

"I suggest we keep tabs on him instead of arresting him. It would build trust with him should we need a strong ability like his to aid us at any point, while still allowing us to make sure he isn't a threat anymore." Atsushi suggested.

"It does make sense. If he were in a prison, he could easily break out with that ability. Plus the ability is very powerful and useful if we had access to use it." Ranpo announced happily. "I agree with Atsushi's plan!"

"It would be helpful." Kenji agreed.

"Keeping an eye on him would be quite useful, he sounds like he's assimilated back to standard society again from how it sounds." Kunikida shockingly agreed. He expected he'd have to sway both Kunikida and Dazai.

"Alright, if Kunikida trusts this, then I'm for it." Jun'ichiro agreed.

"I agree with Ranpo. He could easily get out of a prison, keeping him monitored and in a controlled environment is a much better solution." Kyouka agreed.

"It sounds like it could be a good idea." Yosano agreed.

"I agree." Mushitaro told them.

"It couldn't hurt to see first before arresting him." Poe agreed.

"I don't like this, but I agree we should monitor him first." Dazai pouted, like he usually did when he was outvoted.

"Alright, so it's agreed, we'll have tabs on Gogol for now instead of arresting him. If he goes out of line, we can arrest him if we need." Fukuzawa announced.

"Hey, guys, Nikolai says he needs to go home and feed his cats." Sigma poked his head into the meeting room.

"He's free to leave now. Dazai, get him out of those cuffs." Fukuzawa told him.

"Niko, honey, here." Sigma held Nikolai, who looked much less pale and shaky now, Sigma must have made sure he ate, and guided his hands out toward Dazai, who unhooked the cuffs.

"Now, let's go home? Huh? Go feed the cats? Get some sleep?" Sigma asked, Atsushi smiled at them both.

"Okay!" Nikolai squeaked out, latching onto Sigma's arm and letting the other lead him, Atsushi following them to Nikolai's apartment so he could help Sigma take care of him. They were greeted to six little kittens awaiting their owner, who sat with them on the floor, distracting them enough to get said kittens food as per Nikolai's instruction.

"Here, kitties." Sigma called the kittens away to eat.

"Annette's cat had kittens and nobody else wanted them since her cat used to be a stray. There's Irina, Viktoria, Zoya, Sichi, Anastasia, and Vladimir." Nikolai smiled showing off his kittens, who seemed to have little to no reaction to him showing them off.

"Well, you trained them pretty well already." Sigma smiled.

"Sichi is named after you. Sigma, Sig, Sichi. I call her baby bird, like I used to call you. And Sticky, because she needs baths a lot because she likes getting into trouble." 

"Well, it looks like you're the baby bird now." Nikolai smiled at him, giggling, as Sigma poked his nose.

"I'm six, birdie!" Nikolai whined.

"Still a baby bird." Sigma told him. "And baby birds should get some sleep. What time is your work tomorrow?"

"Job starts at 8:30. The alarms are set for 7 in the morning so I can shower and get ready." Nikolai told them, letting Sigma pick him up and giggling as he poked at Sigma's arms. "Birdie's strong."

"Always have been. You just never asked to be picked up before." Sigma reminded him, carting him off to bed, helping him get comfortable and Nikolai was out before either of his two companions knew what was happening.

Sigma ended up being the one to stay the night and Atsushi went home to sleep. The next day, showing up to Minami Café with Poe and requesting to be sat in Nikolai's section was fun. Nikolai lit up seeing him and smiled at Poe.

"Any specific way to make your coffee?" He asked Poe once the other had requested coffee.

"Surprise me." Atsushi laughed, Ranpo's influence was rubbing off on poor Poe again.

"So make it how I like it, got it. Four creamers, three pumps of marshmallow syrup, four chocolate espresso shots, with nutmeg. Tastes like hyper Christmas." Nikolai's smile was cute, Atsushi liked seeing it, especially when it wasn't forced.

"And just sprite for me." He told him.

"I know you two are watching me." Nikolai let them know, smile not faltering in the least bit, he appeared friendly still even in his body language. "I don't plan to do anything, but don't get me in trouble, I'd rather not lose money getting pulled into a two hour long lecture again."

"Ofitsiant?"

"Learning Ukrainian for me, eh, Chuuya?"

"Ni, yo tse vzhe znav." 

"Brechun." Nikolai laughed. "I'll be back with your drinks." He went to see what Chuuya wanted.

"Comment vont les chatons?" 

"Ils font du bien. Irina a essayé de se battre à nouveau contre mes cheveux."

"Ce chat vous teste, il suffit de lui aspergé d’eau." Nikolai put his hand over his heart.

"Et tirer sur mon bébé? Je ne pourrais jamais!" He feigned mock offense, making Chuuya laugh a bit.

"I want to take home the most annoying, toddler-looking meal you can manage. Akutagawa's asking me to bring him food when I come into work today and I plan to bother him while helping him." Chuuya asked the Ukrainian.

"No problem. That would probably be the cheese and garlic soup, mashed potatoes, and the flower and star cut steamed vegetables from the kids menu." Nikolai seemed to take a glee from assisting Chuuya in his torment of poor Akutagawa.

"That sounds perfect, Nikolai, thank you." Atsushi held back a laugh at thinking about Akutagawa eating food meant for a baby. Poe was laughing quietly.

"Nikolai, we'll take the same thing Chuuya asked for back to Dazai after we're done." Nikolai held back his own laugh now, as did Chuuya.

"Getting your toddler to eat is difficult." Chuuya teased. The banter between their two tables continued for all of lunch and both of them getting their to-go orders at the end and Nikolai waved them off before they left.

Eight months later, Nikolai's contract with Miss Minami was up but Chuuya had bought the restaurant two months prior from one Aoki Kenzou once he learned of the conditions that Nikolai was working in. Atsushi was very grateful, so was Sigma when he found out.

Nikolai and all the other workers got a full paid two weeks off after he took over and Chuuya had Nikolai help him send out letters to the workers who had left due to Aoki, both letting them know the restaurant was under new management and inviting them to take their old positions back, no questions or interview necessary, if they wanted.

Atsushi was surprised that half the old staff came back and Nikolai happily welcomed his friends back as Minami Café went back to how it used to work before Aoki came into the picture. Chuuya was running it well if Nikolai not being so constantly stressed was anything to go by.

Nikolai finally had free time and shifts that weren't fourteen hours long without breaks. With his new free time, Nikolai was finally able to help the Agency part time and he finally seemed happy and actually well-rested and not constantly tired.

Atsushi and Sigma still got to 'babysit' him sometimes, which was always cute, Nikolai showing up usually with a kitten or stuffed animal and coloring books to either the Agency office or one of their apartments.

[chaeritopia]

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♡ kakegurui: yumeko jabami, mary saotome, midari ikishima, kirari momobami, ririka momobami, rei batsubami

♡ jujutsu kaisen: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, satoru gojo, maki zenin, nobara kugisaki, mai zenin, kento nanami, suguru geto, sukuna, mei mei

♡ kuroshitsuji: undertaker, sebastian michaelis, vincent phantomhive, mey-rin, grelle sutcliff, william t. spears, ronald knox, ran-mao, lau

♡ boku no hero academia: bakugo katsuki, izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, ochako uraraka, momo yaoyorozu, keigo takami, nemuri kayama, dabi, himiko toga, shota aizawa

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♡ kimetsu no yaiba: tanjiro kamado, zenitsu agatsuma, inosuke hashibira, kyojuro rengoku, giyu tomioka, shinobu kocho, mitsuri kanroji, obanai iguro, sanemi shinazugawa, gyomei himejima, tengen uzui, daki, akaza, doma, muzan kibutsuji

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♡ vanitas no carte: vanitas, noé archiviste, dominique de sade, jeanne

♡ shingeki no kyojin: mikasa ackerman, levi ackerman, eren jaeger, hange zoë

[ao3feed-dazatsu]

by Anonymous

I noticed a lack of age regression/little space fics in this fandom, so I decided to step up and write them myself! There will be fluff, softness, cuddles, jokes, and all sorts of adorable stuff in store for our beloved Mafia and Agency members! Strap in and have fun!

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Please note: there will be NO sexual content in ANY of these fics. They are about age REGRESSION, not age PLAY, and are not kink-related. I do not have anything against CG/L (DD/lg and its variants) nor do I think it's morally wrong or disgusting; I just don't want these fics to be kink-related. Thank you for understanding!

Words: 2146, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of little stray dogs

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Love, Pet Names, Flirting, Established Relationship, Embarrassment, Shyness, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[ao3feed-skk]

by Anonymous

I noticed a lack of age regression/little space fics in this fandom, so I decided to step up and write them myself! There will be fluff, softness, cuddles, jokes, and all sorts of adorable stuff in store for our beloved Mafia and Agency members! Strap in and have fun!

-

Please note: there will be NO sexual content in ANY of these fics. They are about age REGRESSION, not age PLAY, and are not kink-related. I do not have anything against CG/L (DD/lg and its variants) nor do I think it's morally wrong or disgusting; I just don't want these fics to be kink-related. Thank you for understanding!

Words: 2146, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of little stray dogs

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Love, Pet Names, Flirting, Established Relationship, Embarrassment, Shyness, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[aesteriapolarium-blog]

Nakajima Atsushi’s Route: Chapter 1

lmao Heroine internally fangirling about Atsushi’s beauty is literally me   (´,,•ω•,,)♡

PURE FLUFF UNDER THE CUT  σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

Chapter 1

From another world

The country of Magic and Science: Daten

Month of the Sun...

One after another, footsteps echo in the city [where] high-rise buildings reach to the sky...

Nakajima Atsushi

The buildings are so high...what an amazing city.

Heroine

Haha, yeah. I was also surprised when I first arrived [here].

Nakajima who is looking at the surroundings beside me is not from the Dream World. A few days ago, I...lost in this world, I happened to meet him collapsing from hunger.

Heroine

(That time, [I] was really shocked.)

Including Dazai who was Nakajima’s senior,

There were [also] other visitors who wanted to return to “Yokohama,” a city from a different world.

I decided to help search for clues.

Heroine

Nakajima, next is...

Looking up next to me, Nakajima is [also] looking at me.

Nakajima Atsushi

Atsushi is fine, Nakajima is, well, a bit embarrassing...

Heroine

Understood. Then, I’ll call you Atsushi.

Nakajima Atsushi 

Yes.

[His] gently narrowed eyes [were like a] beautiful treasure-color [when I] looked.

[They’re] beautiful eyes...so clear.

Atsushi continued to look at [the] surroundings, [he] brought his hands to his side.

[The] wind gently brushed his pure white hair, creating [a] light shadow [on his] forehead.

Nakajima Atsushi

[A] different world, huh. Such a thing...

Heroine

Atsushi...

Suddenly, [he was filled] with much anxiety...

Nakajima Atsushi

Ah, please don’t worry. [I’m] sure [we] can find a way back.

Dazai is an amazing person. Surely [he’ll] find a way...

Atsushi’s brows furrow [and he] laughs, [his] eyes wide [with] surprise.

Nakajima Atsushi

Ah, of course, I’ll work hard too!

I laugh a bit, [my] hand lightly waved.

I feel that...Atsushi is a very gentle person.

Heroine

Well then, let’s go look [for clues].

Nakajima Atsushi

Yes! [Let’s] do [our] best!

We both look at each other and smile.

[We] walked to where all the other people were...

Chapter 2

The world he came from

When I ask about the “Armed Detective Agency” that he is a member of...

One day, I’ll get used to his pure smiles and stop squealing every time I see it

BUT THIS LIFETIME IS NOT THAT DAY

I honestly don’t know if I can complete Atsushi’s route without smiling like an idiot or squealing because like HAVE YA’LL SEEN THE CGS????  THIS BOY IS SO PRECIOUS?????

[namikala]

They’re revealing the awakened CGs for the 2nd Yumeiro Cast x Bungou Stray Dogs collaboration cards starting from today~!

Here is Hinata as Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoya as Osamu Dazai.

Source

[newsintheshell]

“Kakuriyo no Yadomeshi”

Serie TV anime, 2 aprile 2018

Episodi: 26 x 24 min.

Adattamento animato della serie di light novel “Kakuriyo no Yadomeshi”, scritta da Midori Yuuma ed illustrata da Laruha.  

[PV1] [PV3]

-STAFF-

Regia: Yoshiko Okuda 

Sceneggiatura: Tomoko Konparu 

Studio di animazione: Gonzo

Character Design: Youko Satou 

Ayakashi Design: Takuhito Kusanagi, Tadashi Oppaku 

Supervisione animazioni: Hikaru Suzuki 

Prop Design: Youko Kubara, Soutarou Shimizu

Colorazioni: Ritsuko Utagawa 

Fondali: Mika Nakajima 

Effetti speciali: Mika Narukawa 

Direttore artistico: Norifumi Nakamura 

Direttore CG: Tsutomu Nagai

Direttore della fotografia: Naoki Nakamura 

Montaggio: Akari Saitou 

Direttore del suono: Fumiyuki Gou

Musiche: Takurou Iga 

Produzione musicale: flying DOG

-CAST-

Aoi Tsubaki: Nao Touyama 

Oodanna: Katsuyuki Konishi 

Ginji: Shunichi Toki 

Akatsuki: Yuuma Uchida 

Oryou: Ai Kakuma 

Byakuya: Atsushi Tamaru 

Shirou Tsubaki: Kazuhiko Inoue 

Shizuna: Reina Ueda

Chibi: Manaka Iwami

Ranmaru: Kaito Ishikawa 

Shūkichi: Tetsuya Kakihara 

Nene: Sayaka Kaneko 

Raijū: Satoshi Hino 

La protagonista della storia è Aoi. La giovane a quanto pare non ha ereditato dal defunto nonno solo l’abilità di vedere gli spiriti, ma apparentemente anche i suoi debiti. Un giorno, infatti, mentre sta dando da mangiare ad alcuni spiriti  agricoli, la ragazza viene rapita dal dio proprietario della “Tenshinya”, la locanda celeste. La divinità afferma che per pagare i debiti del nonno, Aoi dovrà diventare la sua sposa. Non essendo molto entusiasta dell’idea e fiduciosa nelle sue doti di cuoca, Aoi propone piuttosto di ripagare il dovuto lavorando alla locanda.

Yuuma ha lanciato la serie di romanzi nel 2015 e Kadokawa ne ha pubblicato il 7° volume il 15 novembre 2017. Wako Ioka ne sta curando un adattamento manga serializzato sulla rivista B’s Log Comic.

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SilenziO)))

[ao3feed-odazai]

by Anonymous

I noticed a lack of age regression/little space fics in this fandom, so I decided to step up and write them myself! There will be fluff, softness, cuddles, jokes, and all sorts of adorable stuff in store for our beloved Mafia and Agency members! Strap in and have fun!

-

Please note: there will be NO sexual content in ANY of these fics. They are about age REGRESSION, not age PLAY, and are not kink-related. I do not have anything against CG/L (DD/lg and its variants) nor do I think it's morally wrong or disgusting; I just don't want these fics to be kink-related. Thank you for understanding!

Words: 2146, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of little stray dogs

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Love, Pet Names, Flirting, Established Relationship, Embarrassment, Shyness, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[recentanimenews]

Sushi-Zanmai, Laid-Back Antarctica, and the Yakuza JRPG: An April Fools' Round-Up

  Lots of the stories we get in the Crunchyroll Newsroom already sound like they must be jokes. (Remember the two guys arrested for Gundam crimes? Or, you know, just about anything related to Pop Team Epic?) But once a year, anime and game producers bring out their best material to, if not fool fans, at least entertain them. So, as April Fools' Day ends in Japan and get into full swing here, we're doing a round-up of some of the best surprises, jokes, and tricks to come from your favorite studios.

    Prince of Tennis fans got a surprise this morning when charismatic character Keigo Atobe hijacked girl-targeted manga app Manga Mee. The collaboration with series creator Takeshi Konomi featured new art of Atobe, but the collaboration doesn't stop there. When April 1 is over, app users will still have access to 150 free issues of The Prince of Tennis until May 30! (Source)

    The first of many "I wish this actually existed" entries comes in the form of Bungo Stray Dogs Academy, which resets the story of the series in high school. The scene depicts Atsushi Nakajima, recently accepted into the Armed Student Council for saving a member, being lured by Tatsuhiko Shibusawa into the school's Apple Suicide Club.

  While Bungo Stray Dogs Academy isn't coming anytime soon, a third season of Bungo Stray Dogs will be kicking off on April 12. (Source)

    A newly-released key visual for Kunihiko Ikuhara's Sarazanmai shows a major change in direction. Instead of turning into kappa, the main characters of the series will turn into... sushi chefs? In order to return to their regular school lives, they will have to collect the shirikodama of sushi-grade tuna. The joke art has us hungry for sushi, but we're expecting the show to premiere as originally planned on April 11. (Source)

      Laid-Back Camp and A Place Further Than the Universe updated their respective websites with art swapping out their shows' characters — resulting in "A Place Further Than Yamanashi" and "Laid-Back Antarctica." The Antarctic expedition probably deserves some laid-back camping at this point... and we're pretty sure Rin, Nadeshiko, and friends could take on the snowy terrain! (Just make sure to bundle Chikuwa up!)

    Looking forward to the new Made in Abyss movie? Too bad, you'll watch Marulk's Everyday Life and like it.

  All joking aside, this key visual is absolutely adorable. We wouldn't mind seeing Marulk and Ozen in their own little mini-spinoff. And for any fans still worried, the creators of Made in Abyss have confirmed that, yes, the movie you're expecting is still what will be screening in January 2020. (Source)

    In a move tested out by Hulu several April Foolses ago, the official YU-NO: A Girl Who Chants Love at the Bound of This World website has gone vintage for the day. The temporary downgrade takes the site back to the look of the Internet in 1996, when the visual novel first came out. They've really gone all out, too — with web ring and "top 100" site banners at the bottom of the page, bouncy GIFs, and blue link borders around the images. (Source)

    Magia Record players received new challenges at the hands (paws?) of Kyubey thanks to the special release Circular Logic Sports Day. Those who challenged the new app chose from 11 puella magi (the game's lead 10, plus the cartoony Madoka-sensei) to participate in minigames: "Dokidoki Foot Race," "Kyubey Toss," and "Witch Capture the Flag." (Source)

    Yakuza fans hungry for info on the next game will likely jump at this super-secret sneaky footage of the new title in progress. Titled "ryu_new_0401" and stealthily taken over a shoulder, the new footage shows a team setup in the style of turn-based JRPGs. While a few news sites are still up in the air as to whether this is real, we're calling it as a very good fool.

  Speaking of video games, this year's April Fools' Day gave us a one-two punch of creators going turbo in their own titles. PlatinumGames made this glorious high-end trailer for business simulator Chief Executive Omni-Weapon Ken-Ichi (note: you may have to click through to watch it on YouTube):

    And TEKKEN 7 director Katsuhiro Harada has announced that, "by popular demand," he will be stepping into the ring to play his part in settling the Mishima feud. We know it's a joke, but can we please have this as DLC?

    For Final Fantasy fans, there's a commercial for the new Omega smart home assistant. He'll help you with your homework, tell you the latest basketball scores, and remind you that you are an inferior being who exists only to be slaughtered on the battlefield manage your playlist!

    Finally — at least for this round-up — Toho weighs in with an appropriately kaiju-sized gag. A new teaser shows what is allegedly the return of Jet Jaguar on the big screen in 2020. If nothing else, at least we get a glimpse or two of the mecha rendered in CG.

    We're sure to see a few more trickle in before the day is out, too, including some super well-made creations by fans. What are your favorites from this list? Any we missed that you'd like to tell other readers about? Let us know in the comments!

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  Kara Dennison is a writer, editor, and interviewer with bylines at VRV, We Are Cult, Fanbyte, and many more. She is also the co-founder of Altrix Books and co-creator of the OEL light novel series Owl's Flower. Kara blogs at karadennison.com and tweets @RubyCosmos.

By: news+feed@crunchyroll.com

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pairings: None

Word Count: 1,709 Words

Summary: Ranpo gains a small rival.

Warnings: Age Regression, Food Mention, Past Abuse Mention, Bullying Mention, Kind Of Unsympathetic Kunikida (but he apologizes), let me know if I should tag anything else.

BSD Little Oneshots: Chapter 2: Little!Poe x CG!Ranpo

Ranpo had been working hard all morning when Poe came in excited about his new novel, his first attempt at writing fantasy as opposed to the murder mysteries he usually wrote. It had taken him eight weeks to compose, he'd timed it since he knew Edgar had begun it.

He'd been informed it wasn't very long, but it was difficult shifting genres, thus the long amount of time it took to write. Poe seemed very proud of it, so he'd asked him to show up when he finished it.

And that's just what happened, however Poe had shown up whilst Kunikida was lecturing him and Dazai about how they needed to work and stop slacking off in front of Fukuzawa, who scolded them both for pushing their work off.

Poe had approached after, only for Ranpo to angrily snap at him to wait on his paperwork. He knew he shouldn't take his anger out on poor Poe, but he needed to take a breather and do his work.

Poe was quietly waiting for him still, which somehow didn't stress him. Especially when the promise of a work full of escapism from reality and conversation with his intellectual equal was held as the prize for finishing his work for the day.

He finally finished his work sometime after lunch, which he neglected to take yet, and he stood up, stretching himself out from his previous position slouching over his desk working on reports and case files.

"Alright, I finished, I'm taking lunch." He huffed at Kunikida.

"Your friend has been waiting for you for three hours and seventeen minutes. He's not involved with our cases so, if you could take him with you." He held back his rage from punching Kunikida in his stupid face. He was right, Poe had waited more than long enough for his stupid work.

"Hey, Poe, I'm finally done." He flopped to sit on the couch with him, arm around the back of the couch where the brunette sat. He received no answer and Poe didn't look up at him. Was he thinking of plot ideas again?

"Poe? You having a stroke? I expect those more from Kunikida, not you." He joked. He received a sniffle in response. "Edgar." He put his hand on his rival's shoulder, which jolted from his touch. "Ed." His voice tensed seeing Edgar's shoulders shake.

"Ranpo, no guests in the office." Fukuzawa ordered him.

"Oh shut up, everyone else can." He disregarded him, ignoring both Kunikida and Fukuzawa's subsequently lecturing responses, busy tilting Poe's face up to look at him.

"Why are you crying? About earlier? Ed, I'm sorry. I was just mad and I didn't mean to take it out on you. I should have known better, it's my fault and I'm sorry. Please, don't cry." Ranpo apologized, which made both Kunikida and Fukuzawa's one-sided arguments with him cease.

"Scary." Poe's voice sounded so little, Ranpo was confused. Sure, his friend was meek and quiet at times, but never this...childlike in tone.

"I'm scary?" He asked.

"Ran scary." Poe hiccupped.

"Ed, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you." He held the brunette to his shoulder. "I won't ever do that to you again, I promise."

"Not worth." Edgar's childlike whisper came.

"Hmm? Not worth what?" He asked.

"'Ttention." His heart broke, he swore he felt it.

"Ed, you are. You're worth my attention, I just couldn't give it to you then. I had to work, I was thinking about you and your novel the whole time." He assured him.

"Alone. Like home." And the realization hit him a little harder than it should. Edgar wasn't an adult right now. He remembered Poe said he was constantly alone as a child. He was a child right now, through means he couldn't quote fathom, but he was sure it was true.

"I'm taking an extra hour off during my break." Ranpo told Kunikida, Fukuzawa had left the room, muttering about 'kids these days'.

"You can't-" Kunikida began.

"I'll be taking an impromptu two hour lunch instead of one, since I finished all my reports before one." He more forcefully told the other agency member.

"Fine." Kunikida sighed. He put his arm around Poe, dragging his childlike rival to the store. He was hungry and he was sure Edgar had to be too.

"Pick anything you want, Ed." He assured him and the brunette nervously whined, holding onto his hand with his own free hand. Edgar eventually proudly showed him a box of dinosaur nuggets.

"You want them?" A big nod and pleading eyes. "Alright!" He smiled big for him, tucking the box under his arm and leading Edgar to grab some vegetables, snacks, and candy. Once outside, Karl climbed right back up into Edgar's arms while Ranpo carried their bags to his apartment.

Ranpo got working on lunch quickly while he turned on the TV for Poe to watch a kid's movie, Wall-E, Edgar had chosen, Karl joining his human for the simple joy of watching bright colors move on the screen. Ranpo understood the urge, honestly.

But watching Poe happily watch the animated movie was adorable, in the list of top three cutest things he'd ever seen. Scratch that, the single cutest thing as Edgar began jumping with giddy joy and squealing at the scene on the screen Ranpo didn't understand one bit just yet.

He smiled at the sight, watching poor Karl get hugged tightly before Edgar continued his happy squeals whilst watching the movie on the screen. Soon enough, they'd eaten and Edgar was so fixated on the movie still that Ranpo couldn't help but smile at his fixation on the colorful screen, let alone pay attention to the plot himself.

He did manage to catch the wail of despair that left Edgar when the little robot on screen got crushed, though, and he consoled him until it was revealed that Eve saved Wall-E, wo which, Edgar cheered happily and hugged him close.

He took Edgar back to the agency after their movie and Edgar, holding Karl close, followed quietly. His book safely left on Ranpo's bookshelf to be retrieved later.  Ranpo sighed at more work on his desk than when he left.

"I said no guests." Fukuzawa grumbled.

"If I say he'd here for advice from me, would he be considered not a visitor?" He tried.

"No." Fukuzawa sighed.

"Okay, look, he's acting like a kid and I can't let him go off on his own. I don't know how to get to his house and he needs someone to take care of him."

"By acting like a child, do you mean regressing?" Atsushi asked.

"Maybe?" He questioned.

"Age regression is when someone's mind goes backward to a younger point in their life, either voluntary or involuntary, to deal with things like stress, trauma, you know." Atsushi further explained.

"Yeah, that sounds like it could it. Thanks." Ranpo thanked him.

"Fine, he can stay." Fukuzawa told him. "Just make sure the little one doesn't draw on the reports." He smiled at the regressing Edgar, who shied away, whining.

"Alright." He agreed.

"Can I?" Atsushi asked, coming over and waving at the shy child hiding behind Ranpo.

"Sure." Ranpo let him try at least.

"Hey there, Poe. I'm Atsushi, Ranpo's friend. You seem really small, how old are you?" Atsushi asked. Poe poked his head out from behind Ranpo and whined, holding two fingers up.

"You're really small. Do you wanna go to the store with me during my break? We can pick up coloring books and crayons." Atsushi offered. Poe looked up at Ranpo and whimpered.

"It's okay, he's nice. He won't bite." Poe inched his way out from behind the raven and nodded at Atsushi.

"Alright. Do you wanna say goodbye to Ranpo, I'm sure he'll miss you too while we're out." Atsushi urged him. Poe hugged his rival tightly, Karl perching on Ranpo's head.

"Bye-Bye!" Poe chirped happily.

"Have fun, Ed." Ranpo ruffled his fluffy hair. Atsushi and Edgar came back with bags and food Atsushi had picked up for himself as well. Poe now had a dark green bear nestled in his arms where Karl's spot usually was. He showed said bear to Ranpo, who stopped his work to croon over it and his baby rival as well.

"That's a cute bear, Ed. Did you name them yet?" Ranpo asked.

"Annabel." Poe cheered happily.

"That's a great name!" Ranpo cheered.

"Get back to work, Ranpo." Kunikida told him, dragging Poe off to sit in a waiting chair by the door. The brunette began giving whimpers that filled the office, making Kunikida look up at him occassionally.

"Be quiet, Poe." Kunikida eventually snapped at him.

"Bu' I wan' Ran!" The teary ex-Guild member wailed, hiccupping and Ranpo was immediately abandoning his reports to sit with him, letting his baby cling to him in tears.

"Kunikida, he's just a baby. You can't yell at a baby." Dazai scolded.

"Yeah, you're being mean to a baby, Kunikida. Can't you give him a little bit of break? Make him feel welcome?" Jun'ichiro suggested.

"Here, little guy!" Kenji practically lit the room up handing a pacifier and tin of snacks from one of Atsushi's bags to Poe.

"Tank." Poe whispered, making Kenji's eyes practically sparkle with joy as their guest accepted both.

"Was that sanitized?" Atsushi asked.

"I cleaned it! I have baby siblings so I know how." Kenji beamed as the regressor in their midst put the pacifier in his mouth, quietly leaning into Ranpo's shoulder.

"See! It's okay." Dazai assured their small guest.

"Kunikida, apologize." Fukuzawa demanded.

"I...I'm sorry, Poe. I was mean to you for no reason." Poe's eyes lit up at his apology and he smiled for him.

"Lobe you too!" Poe squeaked out and Ranpo tried and failed to hold his laugh back.

"Aww!" Came Dazai's reaction.

"Ran, tired." Poe complained, turning back to Ranpo.

"Get some sleep, Ed." He held him, sitting himself back at his desk with the brunette in his lap, going back to work once Edgar was asleep against him with Karl helping him move his paperwork about and holding it down for him to write on, making up for the hand he was using to hold Poe close.