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[dyslexic-mess]

Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.

And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.

BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!

Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."

And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.

The bat kids all look at eatchother.

This kids been media trained.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Millie & Moxie finding abandoned imp child reader and raising them like their own, Blitzo is the crazy uncle who puts the child in danger way too often-

I'm going to make the child Reader around 5/6 in this, also Blitzø would be the #1 bad influence :3

Millie and Moxie & adopted imp child

★ How did this happen? Well, Millie and Moxie where out on a date and Millie had to put down her purse. Only looking away for a moment then looking back only for it to be gone. You had grabbed it and ran.

★ Naturally she started looking around and saw a small figure sprinting down the street, she grabbed Moxie and ran. when the duo finally caught up to you, they had cornerd you in a ally.

★ Millie wanted to beat the heaven out of you but calmed down as soon as she saw you where a little kid. She asked where your parents were. One thing led to another and they ended up letting you spend the night with them.

★ As for your new home life, where do I even begin? For starters you are taught proper gun safety almost immediately after moving in with them. And all the weapons are kept in a gun safe, away from where you can reach.

★ Millie and Moxie had very different upbringings so there might be some trial and error before finding a parenting style that fits for both of them. Millie is more of a diseplinary while Moxie is a bit more lenient with you.

★ Moxie was really young when his mother died, it left a big impression on him growing up. Because of this he feels responsible for making sure you have a better childhood than his. The last thing he wants is for you to feel responsible If anything happens to him or Millie.

★ Blitzø is your uncle now, no question about that, and he does all the things Millie and Moxie don't want him to do. Like take you out of daycare for a few hours to go do something fun. Or to show you how you can break a lock!

★ Blitz also teaches you how to steal things without getting caught, because you're a bit of a klepto. He even let's you keep a shoebox full of stolen stuff in his desk.

[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

■●○Shojou Pain○●■

“I want to have a connection with someone. I want to be needed by someone. I want the confidence to feel like it’s okay to live.”

[0][1-Here!]

─── ⋆⋅✮⋅⋆ ──

"Ask the second years!" Yuji chides, the two of you huddled up on the floor. A note book sitting on your lap as dozens of manga lay across the your desk. "No way!" You create a an 'x' symbol with your hands.

"What if they think I'm not good enough for him!" You cry out, tugging at your hair. Your phone digs as a notfication from Junpei pops up.

"Ha..? They wouldn't." The pink-nette deadpans.

"Think about it..!"

The heroine was cornerd in a desserted hall as the rival scowls. "Why do you keep bothering him! Weirdo!"

"There's gotta be someone we know who has info on him.." Itadori ponders aloud. "Someone with experience.."

Grabbing your phone, you see the small text. Even he was trying to help you out, even if he was doing special training with Nanami. You read outloud the text he sent.

"Junpei said: "Someone one that knows him well enough." "

Yuji hums in agreement. "Someone we know too.."

The two of you stew in thought as Nobara and Megumi return back to the classroom. Lunches in hand, converseing quietly.

"Wait."

Fushiguro pauses, a strange look on his face. The brunette blinks, turning her attention ahead of them.

"Geh-!? Creepy..." Kugisaki mumbles.

There teacher, who had been hiding by the doorway, watches excitedly. Teetering back and forth on his long legs. Readying to jump into the classroom, like a dog having there name called!

"I got it!" You cheer, jumping out of your seat. Slamming your hands against the desk, your gaze faraway.

"Who?"

"Todo!"

Aftee those words were utter, you could hear a small distraught yell from outside.

─── ⋆⋅✮⋅⋆ ──

"Okkotsus type eh..." Todo mumbled, his muscular frame leaning back against the chair. "Hmmm.. Well, when I first heard of him. I thought of some total badass."

"He is-!" You tried to defend, but stop yourself, never actually seeing him in action. But hearing how Fushiguro respected him, along with being a Speical grade, hell, even close with your seniors!

He... Was a power house.

But. What did you actually KNOW about HIM?

Shaking away your thoughts, you wait expectantly for an answer.

"Ha! When I saw him though, he looked like a scared lamb!" Todo laughed. "But, I could feel his cursed energy as soon as he stepped in the arena."

Sipping at your drink, you watch your friend smirk as he recalls the memories. You nodded along, especially the smallest details.

"But type of woman... He never really told me." He shrugged as you choke on your straw, coughing into your fist.

"Though, your strength to puruse him is admirable!" Todo pat your shoulder ruffly, laughing again. "I'm quite good at reading people, so I'm sure I know his type!"

You sweated, maybe asking the second-years should of been your first choice.

"A strong, resilient woman, with a big rack." Todo nodded thoughtfully.

"...." You smack your head against the table as Todo smiles smugly at his answer. "...Thanks, Todo..." You grit out, before popping your head back up in realization. "Oh! Right, I almost forgot, here!"

Taking the papers out from your bag, you slide them over to him. Whispering, "for your trouble's." You said seriously.

"Huh? What's this.." He picks them up, then immediately becomes quiet.

Holding out your hand, he takes it quickly. Gripping it firmly as the two of you share a look of aknowlegement.

"Good luck! (Y/N)!"

"Thank you!"

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Eyes ahead on the lap course, you huff as you do. Not as good as your pink haired friend, but doing your best!

Hearing laughter near the bleachers, you slow your pace to get a peek.

Maki laughed manically as she swiped at Yuta with her spear as he expertly dodged. Swinging back at her with his blade.

You gaze in awe, almost stopping completely until your nudge by Kugisaki. "Hey, you' alright? You seem space-casey." Your pace became snail-like as the two of you walked and talked.

"I'm fine, just thinking!" You laugh it off, glancing away.

"Hmmm..." Nobara sighed. "I heard from Itadori that you went out on a date."

"HUH!? -A-h.. No!" You explain your situation to jer quickly, fumbling a bit on a few words. But making sure your point came across.

"Good! Cause' I thought either one of us went on a date we'd tell each other, that idiot was lying, I knew it!"

You bashfully defended Yuji, "He just meant "going out" not.. "OUT." " Nobara scowls. "Your worse than he was when I asked."

Huffing, she leaves your side, but pauses. Glancing back at you. "Though, I'll be sure to help you dress probably for a real date." She sassed, before leaving the track to grab her watterbottle.

You follow after before driffing over to Panda's side discreetly as you could.

Noticing you, the cursed corpse welcomes your presence. "Hey (Y/N)! You wanted to see the action?" Panda jokes as Inumaki agreed. "Salmon."

Face warm, you take a seat with them. "Ah, well... I wanted to ask something."

"Go on.."

"Is.. Is.. Okkotsu, seeing anyone?" You smile anxiously, gazing at your senior classmate hopefully.

"Kelp."

"Oh-ho~!" Panda pats your back encouragingly. "I see! You should of said something sooner! Toge is right though, he's single."

You beam, letting out a relived breath. "Ha... I was super curious, but I got worried, then I asked Todo. And he said Yuta's into big bo-"

"He perfers normal." Panda interupted your rant.

You pause, shutting up. Waiting for him to continue eagerly.

Before Panda could continue, Maki yells at you. "Oi! (Y/N), don't slack off." She calls at you, while you squeak when seeing even Yutas attention directed at you.

Slumping in your seat, you smile reassureingly at your two seniors. "Right.. Sorry."

You hop down from the bleachers, not daring to catch a glance at the male who held your heart. Gazing ahead, you walk past Yuta as your eyes light up when seeing Yuji call you over to the field.

"Hey! (Y/N)! Junpei said he's free this weekend to see Earth Worm Four!"

You scream back with delight as you ran to him. "No way! You think we could convice Nobara and Megumi to come with-!"

The Heroine misses the glances she got, oblivious as a typical shoujo maiden.

Maki sighs at your shouting, ignoring it as she glances at her friend. "Yuta, we can take a break now. You don't seem very focused." She mocks, reading his slightly stiff movements easily.

"Sorry Maki."

"YUUUUTAAA~!" A cheery voice sings, walking into grassy area.

"Oh, Gojo-Sensei?"

"The one and only! But, I got a mission for you."

─── ⋆⋅✮⋅⋆ ──

[Taglist: @mint129106 @iamboredowo @yveening @okkvtsu @bankaixx @imphuong]

[Fan art, reblogs, comments are always apperciated! I hope you all like the update! Are poor guy needs some love!]

[ameliaenya707]

Ahh! I literally can’t, I would love to hear about the ideas you have for yan!shiggy!!! I personally think he would stalk for like months (maybe even years) but then he would get fed up after a while and just straight up kidnap darling in public?? (No one would notice) I’m curious how it would start out though! 👀

-🦢

Ahhh okay! So I'm definitely on board with the stalking. But I also think he likes to play with his food. He turns your life into a litteral horror game. Poor thing, can't even go outside without a fear of being watched. Ominous letters sent to your home, things in your house now turned to piles of dust when you wake up. Messages in blood on your shower wall. Eventually he wouldn't even need to kidnap you. You'd be so scared You'd stay inside your home, and now you're cornerd right where he wants you. I think yan!shiggy doesn't mind breaking his darling and is comfortable with having a mindbroken slave. A pretty little cock sleeve who bends backwards for his every request.

[ultimate-guardian]

*Team Hero being cornerd by zombots*

Sonic: It's over Tails! If I don't make it, I want you to give my limited edition sneaker collection to Knuckles!

Knuckles: And if I don't make it either, please burn my new limited edition sneaker collection.

[movieexpertlvr]

𝒢𝓁𝓊ℯ𝒹 𝓉ℴ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ?

Jason dean x female!reader NOT CANNON!!!

This is my first write so please take it easy on me NOT PROOF READ!! Please feel free to comment on the notes of the post but please keep it some what appropriate!!!

TW!!!: general dark themes (I mean it’s heathers), manipulation?, maybe mentions of self harm, and maybe more so if any of these things trigger you please scroll on!!!

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲: 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩

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Your not exactly the kind of girl guys watch you tend to stay unnoticed however, this means you notice everything so since JD got here you quickly picked up on the fact that he just so happen to be everywhere you were at school if you were in the hall he was in that hall, if you were in the bathroom he was standing out side of it, if you looked around in the cafeteria his eyes were on you. And honestly you had completely convinced your self you were crazy and that it was just in your head, is he not allowed to be around the school some people are just always in the halls skipping so you chopped it up to you were just crazy and decided to just ignore it.

Some days go by and you decided the best way to get this out of your head is to just go and talk to him what’s the worst that could happen, well I mean your social anxiety has you terrified to but you figure it will be alright and it might be something to ease your mind so when lunch comes around and you see him staring you finish your lunch and walk up to him.

You walk up to him slowly with an aura of nervousness around that JD can sense like a predator with its prey. and you come and stand next to where he’s sitting, after a few seconds of staring he breaks the silence “well hello there stranger” he says this with an almost teasing tone but an underlying tone that draws you in. and you find your cheeks getting red out of nervousness and the part where you didn’t realize until how just how attractive he is. “h-hello I-i noticed your new and I figured I would maybe offer to show you around” you studder out twirling a peice of your straight long black hair a bit. JD is intrigued by this offer and raises an eye brow and knods “well sure darling but only if we can go now don’t want you to be late to your science class~” he says the end part with a little smirk. you do wonder how he knows your next class but you figure he’s just seen you walk into it and have the same teacher maybe and honestly didn’t give to much thought to it and you knod to him and let him lead you out of the cafe.

As you both walk through the hallways he keeps his gaze fixated on you completely never taking his eyes off of you, it makes you wonder what’s going on inside his head what is he thinking right now he’s got this whole vibe that tells me I should run away as fast as possible but at the same time draws me to him more than I’ve ever felt to anyone els. And feeling quite blunt you ask him “so what’s your deal long trench coat dark aura I heard about you sh-shooting blanks at some jocks in the cafe..” he cuts you off “are you scared.” He looks you in your eyes and you noticed your cornerd in the lockers his arm above you trapping you in as he’s significantly taller than you and you take a deep breath “n-no.” You studder out it not sounding true by any means and he sees it and says “hm lies” he says looking at you trying to read you and you interrupt his thoughts “i-I’m always scared s-so it’s hard to really tell I’m not a brave person..” he smirks hearing this lifting your chin with one of his fingers “what if that could change what if you had some one to protect you all the time you’d never have to feel unsafe again I’d make sure of it, how would that sound flower?” You can’t help but smile your cheeks getting red as his closeness starts to make your chest flutter and you just simply knod looking into his eyes and all he sees is a look of submission and he kisses you it’s a rough demanding kiss but also at the same time some how leaves you feeling full and assured. You smile tucking your hair behind your ears and he lets go as the bell rings “get to class MY flower.”

When you get home from school your met with an empty house and a note on the fridge that says “𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮<𝟑“ you roll your eyes and leave the note going up to your room and plopping your bag on the bed and doing nightly routine and deciding to get to bed early cause you don’t have any home work. A few hours later you start to stir awake this always happens when you go to sleep early you wake up in the middle of the night and who do you see all of tree feet away from you sitting on your bay window smoking a cigarette JASON FREAKING DEAN!

You rush up out of bed turning on your lamp which is fairly dim so it doesn’t do to much to lighten it up your now standing across the room from him “w-what are you doing here..” you say in a confused quiet voice with a hint of nervousness and he starts walking towards you sitting on your bed looking at you face to face “what I said I would little flower im protecting you, your sleep is your most vulnerable I mean darling you don’t even lock your windows anyone could have gotten in here” he says in that time that draws you in and makes you understand everything he’s saying like it’s perfectly normal and you knod. I mean he wasn’t trying to hurt you just watching you and he did say he would always be there so this isn’t really bad and you get back in bed laying down and he smiles happy that even though you waking up wasn’t in the plan that it went well and he scoots up to where he’s sitting up laying on the bed and signals for you to come put your head on his chest and you do and you feel so protected and warm cuddling up close to him and taking in his smell of gun powder cigarettes and cologne which is intoxicating and you fall asleep quicker than you ever have before and when you wake up he’s gone but his scent still lingers reminding you 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!

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Unfinished animation im working on!

Benchtrio centric hero/villain/vigilante au in which Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are infamous vigilantes who protect their sectors when no hero will, unfortunately thats against the law

*eye roll*

So the hero league sends 3 of their best heros to take these "wrong doers" down. Benchtrio fight relentlessly, but they're no match against Sirens beckoning calls, much less the giant beating wings of The Angel, or the calculated attacks from The Blade. So they fall, and are taken away, unconscious and bloodied from the battle. When they wake up, they find themselves in a safe with a missing member. Where was Tommy? They could only hope everything was okay, but their flowing imagination didnt help to keep their worry at bay. They could have killed him! Days pass with no signs of them being able to escape until they hear a banging at the wall. This is it. Cornerd here with no energy, they would die at the hands of the heros. Turns out its just Tommy lol

[blaithnne]

WAKE UP I HAVE A NEW HILDA X THE OWL HOUSE AU

So, you know how my regular TOH x Hilda AU is just a regular ol’ character swap? Luz is Hilda, Frida is Amity, etc? This AU isn’t that - instead it’s kind of a combination of both universes, like what if Hilda was a witch who lived in The Boiling Isles that Luz met whilst there? Here’s the premise -

Johanna and her family were Wild Witches and they were proud of it, even after Belos took over and enacted his regime they avoided being forced into Covens and continued to practice Wild Magic in secret. But as time went on and The Day of Unity drew closer, Belos’ regime growing more harsh as a consequence, it became harder to do so. When Hilda was born Johanna realised there was a very strong chance she’d be raised without Wild Magic, and into a system she knew was corrupt. So she fled Bonesbourough to an old family cottage on The Knee, through some shenanigans idk she discovered The Elven Town surrounding it and struck a deal with them so that they’d use their magic to hide the house and it’s inhabitants from The Coven.

So Hilda grows up in the wilderness, only interacting with her family (yes I’m including Lauren in this AU don’t @ me) and The Elves - and she loves it! She adores the freedom and getting to partake in Wild Magic, which she’s been taught she’s privileged to be able to do. Her design around this time would look like this -

:)

So whilst all this is happening everything else in The Owl House Universe is going on as normal, meaning Luz eventually comes to the Isles! Through some adventure that brings her to The Knee during Season 1, she meets Hilda. Hilda has been taught to fear other Witches but is still curious about them, and doesn’t see Luz as any kind of threat since she’s not technically a witch. I don’t really know how this adventure would go but, Luz and Hilda would end up friends!

Skipping forward to Season 2 and switching more towards Luz’s perspective, things obviously worsen on The Isles. The effects of Belos’ harshening regime are obvious and the vibe in Bonesbourough is changing significantly. But from the changes she was expecting, her friend from The Knee suddenly showing up looking completely different and pretending not to know her was definitely not one of them -

After some back and forth shenanigans of Luz trying to approach Hilda to talk and her running away each time, eventually Hilda allows Luz to meet her in a private area. Once there, she tells her that her that The Emperor’s Coven started coming to The Knee more regularly for resources, and eventually discovered The Elves and her family’s cottage whilst she and her family were out. They returned after the raid was over to the house crawling with Coven Scouts, who thanks to numerous family photos and integrations from The Elves knew who they were and were waiting for them to return. So they had no choice but to flee, and in the intrestof throwing them off the scent, they went to Trolberg - a small district of Bonesbourough. Her family are in hiding, using illusion magic to disguise their appearances and fake Sigils in the case of Johanna and Lauren.

This would all lead onto some kind of plot with a moral about ‘not hiding who you are’ and ‘standing up for yourself instead of running away’ which would result in Hilda and her family coming to the aid of Luz and co when they’re cornerd by Coven Scouts, revealing themselves as Wanted Wild Witches and fending them off, escaping with Luz and The Owl Family. From then on they’re trusted friends of The Owl Crew, and frequent their place for support in fending off The Coven! Hilda also goes multitrack!

I’m not really sure what her casual outfit in Trolberg/Bonesbourough would like yet - translating Hilda designs to The Owl House is surprisingly difficult outside of style emulation, especially when I'm converting their outfits to fit with Boiling Isles fashion.

Hilda designs are pretty simple, around 4 colours per outfit for main characters, and a general 'less is more' attitude for basically everything. The Owl House is the opposite, outfits contain anywhere from 5-10 colours and are packed with little details so yeah two very different approaches that make it fun, but difficult to translate designs between shows!

In short for now just imagine The Knee’s look but like, without the hat ig🤷‍♀️

So yeah that’s my new AU! I only really have Hilda’s design, but I’ve got a these doodles/WIP’s for Johanna and Lauren -

Yeah :]

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--arcaneTyrant[AT] TO caliGraphic[CG] at ??:?? am--

AT: Hey so I appreciate your work and all but I ask you please to not bring your pens and such into the Archives. It’s strictly against protocol. And can you clean up if you’re working on something? There’s a trail of spilled ink in the middle of the stacks.

CG: ??

CG: wdym

AT: What do you mean “wdym.” There’s ink.

AT: Ink is like one of the worst things to bring into the Archives

AT: Like up there with fire

AT: We can set up a workstation for you, if you need the space. Lay down some newspapers, or something.

AT: Just not the ARCHIVED newspapers.

CG: i mean i didn’t bring anything into the archives. i’ve been on wfh for like two months now??

AT: ??

CG: you didn’t notice? CG: wait didn't you sign off on that !!! ALERT in ARCHIVE ROOM 1 !!! --arcaneTyrant[AT] left the chat-- CG: :(

!!! ALERT in ARCHIVE ROOM 1 !!! --archivalAssistant[AA] TO arcaneTyrant[AT] at ??:?? am-- AA: So... don’t freak out. AT: no AA: One of the artifacts escaped. AT: What do you mean “escaped” AT: They’re objects AT: They don’t escape AT: They don’t even have brains

AA: Tell that to the missing ‘object’ from ????.01.11.1a AT: The KULLEN? I thought we had that because it’s a tipping hazard. It was a hold from the FTC. AA: Well when you think about it, walking is kind of just tipping and catching yourself. T: … AA: Okay, some good news! It’s trailing viscous black slime. AT: HOW IS THAT AT: G̷̹̜̿Ǒ̷̖̕O̸̳͔͑͊D̴͎̈́ NEWS --archivalAssistant[AA] left the chat-- -archivalAssistant[AA] TO arcaneTyrant[AT] AND caliGraphic[CG] at ??:?? am-- AA: Followed the slime! Where are y’all? CG: slime?????? AT: Please tell me the slime didn’t get anywhere important. The paperwork would kill me. Bee‘s at home. I’m in the Breakrooms. I‘ll meet up with you. CG: guys what AT: what was that AA: Do you have a trash can near you? AT: EV W̵͔̺͌H̴͖̬̒A̵͎̔T̸͈͛ WAS THAT NOISE AA: Okay so I need you to grab a trash can and a broom. AT: MULTIDIMENSIONAL ARCHIVAL STUDIES D̷I̵D̶ ̷N̷O̴T̶ ̵P̸R̷E̸P̷A̴R̶E̴ ̶M̸E̶ ̵FOR THIS CG: can someone tell me what’s going on

AA: Aww... AT: A̴͖̻̘̲̞̿̒̓A̷̡̤̩̮̾͆A̴̛̫̭̙͆̚͜A̴̜̠͊̔̽Ą̵̱̹̥̚Ä̸̗̞̯̹̒̒͜A̶͖̿́́̈́̄A̵̙͑̚ AA: Don‘t worry, boss. Its more scared of you than you are of it. AT: I‘m sure it‘s super cute when it‘s not CORNERD AND H̶I̷S̵S̶I̴N̷G̵ AA: Remember, it’s all for the documents! CG: oh he’ll do anything for the documents! --arcaneTyrant[AT] left the chat--

Art by @th3b33skn33s

[askadrianalucardtepes]

*Somewhere in the forrest of Belmont.*

Anon1: *Peacefully staring at the sky.*

*A rustle from a bush nearby.*

Anon1: *Sees a pair of eyes in the bushes but when they blink th eyes are gone.*

Anon1: *Surprised and in shock procceds to get up and dash in a random direction but is cornerd by a cliff* "Mhmm, well sh!t."

*Random voice from the bushes.*

???: "Human~ Where are you~?"

Anon1: "You aint getting my buns! Hun?"

*Runs along the cliff and climbs a tree but when they look down they see a nightcreature.*

Anon1: "Oh god damit."

Nightcreature: "When Im done with you, your face will look like mashed potatoes."

*Luckily the Nightcreature dosent have sight*

Anon1: "Yeah whatever man." *Changes voice to a higher pitch, Mimiking a childs.* "Hello?"

Nightcreature: "Okay Im going to go find that child, but then Im going to kill you!" *Walks off into the bushes.*

Anon1: "Okay byeee! Happy travels! Now lets see here.." *Looks around for a escape route.*

*Nightcreature comes back but rams into the bark of the tree causing it to sway violent and almost throws Anon1 off.*

Nightcreature: "There was no child!"

Anon1: "Double check." "Hello?"

Nightcreature: "I know your messing with me! Where's the child!? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT."

Anon1: "Dude I dont know! Just um... A vampire is behind you..."

Nightcreature: *Is confused but and 'looks' behind them.* "Steve?"

Steve: "Hello!" *Smiles at nightcreature.*

Nightcreature: *Is annoyed but replies.* "Hello Steve..."

Anon1: "Hi Steve!" *Gives a small wave.*

Steve: "Hello human guy!"

Nightcreature: *Turns around disgusted* "Steve dont talk to this guy, He's an asshole!"

Steve: *Gasp* "Profanity!"

Nightcreature: "Steve. Their hiding a child somewhere and they wont tell me where. Do you know what that means?"

Steve: *Scratches chin confused.*

Nightcreature: *Deadplan.* "We cant have a party Steve."

Steve: "No!" *Is on brink of tears.*

Nightcreature: "Yes! We need to find it Steve!"

Steve: "I'll do my best Ma'am!" *Walks off into the bushes.*

Nightcreature: "Stop listening to gossip! There confusing you!" *'Looks' up Anon1 in the tree* "Im starting to think there is no child."

Anon1: *Switching between both voices* "You just "Hello?" Got to *Child like laughter.* look harder "Hello?" Man."

Nightcreature: "Thats it fucker! IM COMING UP THERE!"

Anon1: "Hello?"

Nightcreature: "But first im going to look around one last time to ensure that child dosent exist...."

Anon1: "Phff this situation is a total joke." *See's a hooded figure beside them.* "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

???: "Hello!" *Scares Anon1 and watches them drop off the tree.*

Nightcreature: "Good, this is my time to catch them by surprise!" *Runs back to the tree.* "Have at THEE!"

Anon1: *Bashes supposed knee with an axe.*

Nightcreature; "FUCKING knee!"

Anon1: "GET AXED ON BITCH! Also thanks for the axe Steve."

Nightcreature: "STEVE WTF?!"

Anon1: *Bends down to Nightcreatures ear.* "Hey nightcreature."

Nightcreature: "What!"

Anon1: "Hear that?"

*The sound of rustling hair and a special flying sword.*

Nightcreature: "Oh go fuck yourself."

*Nightcreature dies by magical sword to the face.*

"...What just happened? I feel like a lot just went down here. None of that interaction made even a lick of sense. I've been watching this unfold and just. Wow. I'm pretty sure all of you are on mushrooms or something. I'll just.... Go, now. You have fun with your... Whatever this is."

[icameheretoreadstuff]

Take off your clothes.

Pairing: Lucifer x F!Reader

Warning: 18+, Angst, smut, explicit sex, unprotective sex, spanking,

Summary:  You were on a huntingtrip, trying to find your friend Sara, but got cornerd by 5 werewolves. Then suddenly in comes Lucifer saving your ass.

A/N: masterpost & links are pinned on my tumblr.

You were friends with Sam and Dean. You basically knew everything, the whole story. You found out when you met Sam and Dean 18 years ago. For monthes you had been working cases with Sam and Dean, and other people on and off due too end of the world stuff. You and Lucifer had been caught staring at each other, flirting and teasing. Sam figured it out first, he got worried and told Dean of course. Dean got pissed and you promised that you would try to stay away from him. But you knew that you couldn't keep that promise. Because he was like a drug, and you wanted more.

You were currently hunting after a werewolf, who had killed your friend Sara. You were at a resturant middle in a forrest, checking out a lead. talked to the manager, who told you that there was this cabin, west of the forrest. You had been driving a small road for over an hour now, when you came to the right place. You walked over to the cabin ready for anything. You had an shotgun, a machette strapped to your leg and a small gun under your jacket.

You walked slowly over to the front door, lockpicking it open. The place was dark and dirty, but you went in anyway. "Sara?" you called, walked around the corner from the hallway into another room, it looked like a diningroom, there you found a dead body. "shit" you cussed and walked slowly over to her. It was sara, you were too late. "oh no, Sara" you sighed, angry over you couldn't be there sooner.

Suddenly you felt someone drag you and pushed you over to the other side of the room. You woke up after a couple of seconds, trying to listen in on what was going around you. You silently grabbed the gun and were ready for anything.

You saw two werewolves in the room and flipped on your back shooting both of them with your handgun. You jumped up and looked around you, another one came from your left, you shot him and continuing walking over to the body of Sara.

She was gone, you wanted to give her a proper burial. You sighed and turned around and got up your cell. "Hey Bitch" someone said behind your back. you turned around ready to shoot only to see 5 werewolves circling around you in different directions.

You did not know what to do so you tried to make small talk. "let's talk about this" you said holding your gun in the air, putting it down and kicking it away from you. "I think not" the other one said and grabbed the gun, disarmening it. "you killed allot of my friends" the leader said. "Now what is there to talk about?" you sighed "what did you do to Sara?" you asked. "She's dead" he answered "No matter, You are just in time for dessert" He smirked. A tear fell on your cheek. "hell yeah!" another answered. You thought of how the hell you were going to get out of this mess.

Suddenly the backdoor kicked in "Here's Lucy!" Lucifer said with kind of a crazy face. Everyone turned to look at Lucifer. The leader got scared and said "Stay back or we kill her" and another one grabbed you and held you hostage. "Aw, Do you think you stand a chance-" You tried to shake loose but to no use.

Lucifer began panting of rage, His eyes turned red "Do you think you stand a chance against me?" He growled. The one who held you tried to stab you but failed, but he managed to cut your throat a little. Lucifer waved with his hand so that everyone froze in agony. You started to panic and tried to hold your wound. "die" he snarled and snapped his fingers, and everyone dropped to the floor. He looked over to you "are you alright?" he asked. "Lucifer" you sighed out in relief. and held your throat tighter, "Y/n?" You started to feel dizzy. "help-" you said before fainting.

You woke up in a bed "Lucifer?" you searched for his face, realising that you woke up in a fancy bedroom, looking like a hotel or something. You looked around yourself confused, you walked over to the mirror looking where the cut was. The cut was gone, You sighed in relief. you looked around yourself looking for Lucifer but found him nowhere.

"Hey sleepyhead" Lucifer said and stood behind you laying down some food on a table. You turned "Luc-" you sighed in relief. He laid the food on the table. "saved your ass" he smirked. You ran over to him jumped up into his arms and kissed him deeply. He held you in his arms, holding you tightly. You dragged your hands through his hair grabbing it playfully. "you saved my life" you said. "If this is the thanks I get, I should save you more often" he whispered and dropped you down.

"Listen, I neeed to ask you something" you started saying, guiding his hand over to the bed. "You are kinda the villan" you stated. "And You are kinda annoying" he said simply, you chuckled and said "seriously, I can't get you out of my head" you stated. "But I want you to tell me, If this happends" you said reaching over to his hand "Is this a one time thing for you" you asked, as you heart started to beat faster. "You are the first living creation I have ever cared about" he said sighing "but you know I'll always be the villan" he shrugged his shoulders. "I don't care" you said grabbed his face and kissed him, tasting his lips seductively and tasted his split tounge. "I can't get you out of my head either" he whispered as he grabbed your face and started to deeply kiss you.

He raised up and threw of his clothes, and you threw off your clothes rushing to keep kissing him. He grabbed your waist, placing you middle of the bed as he climed over you. You looked down at his body "nice vessel" you smirked and bit his lip. The feeling of your bodies touching was making you hungry for him.

He smirked and kissed you deeply, and moved his hand down to your core. You grabbed his hand and guided him close to your g-spot. "here" you moaned, You moaning gave him so much pleasure. He kissed your neck and kept kissing you, worked his way down to playfully bite your nipple.

He kept moving down and put his tounge out tasting your core. "You are so wet" he hummed, as his long tounge finding your g-spot, thrusting into you. "Lucifer" you moaned. Lucifer looked at you, your moaning was making him want you more and more. He placed his hand on your nipple pinching it and kept thrusting his tounge into you, exploring what made you tic.

"I'm close" you kept moaning. The sound of your wet core, the sounds you and him making together with your bodies was making him crazy. You grabbed his hair, moaning loudly "Lucifer" you climaxed and moved your hips into his face, riding out your high.

He looked up at you "You taste so good" he smirked. "You like riding my face" he winked and flipped you over. You held on the headboard, ready for him. He looked satisfied at your reaction, and spanked you hard. you winced with pleasure "luc-" you leaned back searching for him. He smirked as he thrusted himself in you with no warning.

"lucifer" you moaned and joined in on thrusting yourself, and positioned yourself making him go deeper. "y/n" he hummed. You and him had an perfect rythum going. The sound of your bodies crashing and your wet core was making you moan. You felt an wave of electricity throughout your body, signaling you were close. He grabbed your hips hard and climaxed. You both colapsed on the bed.

After cleaning your self up, you walked over to the food he had brought you, opening up the bag and found your favourite takeout. "Thanks for this" you smiled satisfied. "For what?" He smirked, you rolled your eyes knowing he meant that he had saved your life, brought you food and well made you completely satisfied.

"Everything" you winked and chuckled. He walked out of the bed starting to dress himself, you stopped him saying "what do think you are doing?" He looked up at you puzzled. "I’m just getting fuel" you said and pointed at the bed. "Sit" he threw his clothes at the floor ready for round 2. "Yes sir" he joked.

[eyesxxyou]

Ok thou asks thou shall receive, bullying .

Group of girls cornerd me in the school bathroom and shoved a used tampon in my mouth told the whole school I was a dirty bitch that sucked on em as a snack.

Just before I left school I got payback in PE. Fuckers didn't expect the shy girl to be good at tackling fuckers in rugby, almost broke one of there arms had to be dragged to the office because apparently beating up three girls that bullied you for 5 years just isn't justifiable

I'm sorry that happened to you lovely :(((

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hi, may I make a request if it's possible

Could you do a Striker x Female Reader where the reader is an assassin, but she's also Moxxie's older sister

(sorry if i used bad english, but english is not my language)

After the newest episode I now I have the motivation to finish this! Let me know if you want a part 2 :)

P.s screw Crim!

Striker x fem assassin Reader

★ You could be called an assassin, but you preferred the term "gunman". It rolls off the toung and sounds better.

★ While Moxie left the mafia, you embraced it. Joining your families business in notamafia town and picking up the responsibilities that Moxie once had. You very quickly rose to power, gaining valuable connections in Hell.

★ One of those connections was, you guessed it, Striker. More specifically you met him in a weapons deal, he needed to get a replacement Colt Single Action Army Revolver and you had all but cornerd greeds high class gun market. Making you his only option.

★ The two of you had made a deal, if he took care of some dirty work you would in return provide him with very rare and valuable weapons. Like the one he was going to kill Stolas with. You could have done it yourself but it was more easy to have him do it instead.

[smittyw]

that "i don't know d&d that well" tag is so real and valid honestly. im pretty new to d&d so my own knowledge is limited, but ngl something about Nautalist says druid goblin to me. idk it's like- goblind have weird little freak energy and giving Syntax the power to shapeshift into animals sounds like something they's love and everyone around them would hate. maybe a doubleclass with rogue for that extra bout of chaos and conartistry

me when the sewer rat that cornerd me in an alleyway in new york transforms into a little green dude, snaps a photo of me, turns into a pegion, and flies off- then i have to track them down to bribe them into deleting the photo before they commit some sorts of crime with it somehow

see thats!!. thats how i make them in various au's u get me. so if i were to translate them directly over to a dnd setting youd be right. but something in me is always saying What if when the oc themself is choosing what to be from scratch, it's someone completely different yk.. i remember an old convo w ovee my friend ovee where she said that razz seems like the type to try and game the system and obsessively use the dnd rules to their advantage (as a rules lawyer / minmaxer who argues w the dm LOL). smth about that attitude + creating a character that they think is OP and doesnt resemble them irl is so entertaining to me still, but these days its smth i associate more heavily with molly. maybe theyd both be doing it in their own ways, thatd be even more insufferable

[sakuatsusimp]

Atsumu had a huge crush on Kiyoomi since high school,but he never confessed. Not because he was a pussy but because he was an idiot and his range of flirting consisted of getting on said Sakusa Kiyoomi's nerves.

Years passed and Atsumu went on to play pro and Kiyoomi went to college. All these years the said crush has never hindered atsumu from dating other people. He had his fair share of crushes and also has dated a few. Now he actually knew what flirting was.

He was almost over Sakusa until one day MSBY had a match in Waseda uniq and in the crowd he spotted a specific raven head, wearing a MSBY jersey with MIYA across his chest.

Mr. Miya Atsumu had enough stupidity, audacity and the courage to ignore even that until a year when Sakusa Kiyoomi in his full glory joined MSBY and Atsumu found himself cornerd in the locker by a certain raven head.

[jams-sims]

Fuck i keep switching between Philza and Jaiden stream and im missing her and Roier being honest because Philza has cornerd Chuco

Ah!! This is such a first world problem i can't watch 2 streams at once!!