and then Joseph Quinn saw that and went
Hah- just watch
Need I bring up “Harringtons got er, dOnTcHyA bIg bOy” and more
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@cuubism @mayhemspreadingguy @magnusbae is there a silly rabbit pastry chef au?
@cuubism
#i like how silly rabbit has aus of aus now XD#closest thing in that verse would be morpheus deciding 'yeah i can create stuff surely a twelve layer cake is within my abilities 🙄 how#hard can it be'#turns out you can't force baking soda to do your bidding morpheus#morpheus in beginners home ec class is the funniest thing i can think of#meanwhile hob is an expert at baking bread. doesn't even have to try at it at this point in life#silly rabbit au#adjacent XD
HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED— Silly Rabbit AU //is// AUs plural!!!
Every story Silly Rabbit tells is a story of it's own. If he would decide to be a pastry chef, he WILL be one. Baking Soda be damned. If he has to tear a hole in the fabric of reality and pull out the most divine cake out of the most renounced chef's dream—he will.
And yet, where's the challenge in that? He shall master the kitchen and be Hob's house wifey au. He watched 1 (one) video of husband meal preps and now he wishes to live out that high.
In his mind, he can see the students asking Hob where he got such amazing lunch boxes, and Hob slightly red cheeked would glance at him AND THEY'LL KNOW.
That would make for such a satisfying story / rumor. That he, the local scandal goth / student / lover / ???? is also Hob's malewife.
Also yes for MORE aus for this au???
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People wanting to take interesting characters and shove them into tiny little boxes with no nuance. Let them free let them BREATHE. Free range nuanced characters
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From somewhere in the house, floorboards creak, and Nancy freezes, grip on her water glass tightening. She holds her breath, counts to ten three times over, and then, when nothing jumps out of the (albeit limited) darkness to attack her, she relaxes, taking another steadying sip of water and shaking her head, annoyed with herself.
“Nancy?” a voice asks from the doorway, and she drops the glass.
Nancy is a little intimidated by Will, even though she has approximately zero reasons to be.
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