#could you imagine the chaos

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Pucci met Makima and Denji met Dio…

[coffeehelly]

slightly post meteor au where kurumi and kuniharu go on a romantic getaway for like a month and when they come back kurumi is pregnant

[thisfrailheart]

Jegulus but it's that scene from Fleabag

"No one's asked me a question in 45 minutes--" "So what do you do?"

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

AU where the marauders, the girls and the skittles are all on a baking show together

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Just had a truly chaotic idea of how to make Buddie canon. It’s a regular degular episode of 9-1-1 Lonestar and their crew receives a save the date for a wedding. It’s the Diaz-Buckley nuptials. It is never mentioned again and 9-1-1 continues on as normal because frankly at this point those two might as well be married.

I changed my mind. It is mentioned on 9-1-1 but only like 3 seasons later because Buck forgets to take his ring off at work and Eddie is afraid he’s going to end up getting injured if it catches on something.

[officialhouseguest]

also not that it matters now but imo production fucked the comp order in terms of their maximum entertainment value. wall and pressure cooker absolutely should have swapped

[is-this-even-relatable]

DC PROMPT #1:

So you know how Billy’s last name is Batson? Well think in terms of Norse naming schemes and it’s Bat son.

I want a fic where people think Billy is Batman’s son.

Batman knows who Captain Marvel is, and sometimes Billy has a tough day. Sometimes Batman comes to help out in Fawcett City and happens to run into scrawny kid Billy. So he helps/offers emotional or physical support.

And Billy is a little shit, and also magical as fuck so he’s got Weird-Vibes (TM)

People see this strange, obviously not normal child. People see Batman, the cryptid, whom shadows cling to and is quieter than the night he dwells in.

Yeah that black haired kid is obviously some magical spawn of batman.

And then they learn his name is Billy Batson? Yeah, that’s definitely Batman’s son, didn’t know Batman was norse though?

[chaosandmarigolds]

Coco, coco! What's it like being an EMT- let me translate it into something that I think is funny or at the very least entertaining

So hypothetically, you're fresh out of EMT school- ten weeks and you're ready to take on the world. You get hired on a private ambulance company that runs mostly IFT's, however with some begging and pleading you get placed on the 911 (emergency call-in) bus

That is where you meet retried military medic, the first thing he does upon meeting you? casually quizzing you.

"Mmhm albuterol, what's it's class."

"Uh...um, beta-2 agonist."

The medic who insists on going to get at least three energy drinks from the local gas station before the first call rolls in

The retired medic who would really only speak to you if he was correcting you if it is nudging your hands down when doing compressions, or taking the radio to do the call in 'correctly'

The medic pays for all of the fast food because he 'has the money to spend'

The medic who gave you a silly callsign for a name when you first met, but you use it out of respect and as does most, yet the same the medic who gives his name with a smile to the pediatric patients before telling them that his favorite dinosaur was a pterodactyl

The retired medic who calls you private as a joke, telling patients 'that's my private' to earn a little laugh

The war-hardened man who lets you play the most girly-pop music in the bus, sometimes requesting the name (he really likes that one 'Sabrina woodworker' song, coffee as he thinks it)

The medic who requests you whenever he can, as he does get to play favorites, shrugging it off as he wants someone 'competent'

The retired man who sits outside of the bay once the shift is over with a cigar

"Those kill you."

"No shit?"

The same man that puts himself in between you and the drunken slur of a man when the patient gets agitated

Was the same one who cries in the bus after losing a patient, scolding you for being too calm as you try to convince yourself that it was alright

(WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T HEALTHY COPING!?! Anyway, idk what this is.)

Also!! The medic who takes you out to drinks with his old team and apparently there was a miss-communication on what the label 'partner' was

[faaun]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

[lxnarphase]

satoru gives you a necklace with a little gem in it. the gem is the color of his eyes, the prettiest shade of blue you've ever seen and you wear it all the time, only taking it off if you absolutely have to.

you always thought it was just a regular stone, one that satoru hand-picked at some high-end jewelry store and carried in a little bag as he skipped back home to give it to you.

so why did it suddenly turn green?

[falsamoneda]

I cannot wait for her to be here and create this kinda environment with the USWNT.

[transplant01]

Y’all, this is such brainrot that I legitimately made a whole au about it and it’s legit only ONE LINE in an episode

But like, Jon used to wander off as a child??? To the point his gran had to threaten him with borderline house arrest and neighbors had to return him?? What Was He Getting Up To? I have to know. Not to mention do you know how much CHAOS that could cause for the Archives Crew???

Like, Jon was in his office five min ago. Martin saw him. He never left. Yet, they open the door and no one is there.

They look up and a tile is missing on the ceiling. He got distracted, and had to know what was up there. No one can figure out EXACTLY how he managed to get all the way in there but soon a dusty, insulation covered Archivist is borderline falling out of the ceiling

[ammy246]

What if chapter 428 ends with Ochako confessing to Izuku, but he does not respond? We just get a surprised/shocked expression, but that is the chapter cliffhanger. The dudebros think they've won only for him pull the rug out from under them by having Izuku refuse having a relationship with her in 429 and for them to remain as friends. This would be the funniest thing Horikoshi could possibly do.

[minty-mumbles]

I want to read a fanfiction where two members of the chain (I don’t care who) get trapped in a time loop, and instead of being angsty about it, they use it to the fullest potential.

Maybe they know exactly how to break out of the loop so they’re just having fun for a while before they do that. Maybe they’ve been in the loop for so long that they’ve given up on getting out of it. I don’t know.

I just want them to be running around, not taking anything seriously, pulling pranks on the others, being dramatic, and confusing everyone on purpose.

[cocoa-rococo]

y'know, in a way, we're actually very lucky that the creators of the dark and light prognosticus books had the foresight to clarify the harbinger of the end of worlds would be "the man in green" and not "the being in green" or "the one in green"

because you know who else is mostly green, has a sprout on his head, and could've been much, MUCH worse for everyone as a host for the chaos heart?

iggy fucking koopa

[sundriedsanctum]

in descendants all of the children are practically the exact same age which suggests that essentially the entire kingdom were absolutely going at it for a whole year