#cousin couples

[passionate-1st-cousins]

Federico and Valentina (first cousin couple from the show on Netflix The Five Juanas)

[pinkcoralpoetry]

My name is Mayumi. My cousin Megumi & I are in love. & we both want Ash Ketchum to catch a Lugia after he returns to the anime. & we both want Ash Ketchum's next female companion to be one of his first cousins, & we want her & her cousin Ash Ketchum to be each other's love interest because Ash Ketchum should grow up to marry a woman who is one of his first cousins.

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next. 

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

[goldengirlgalaxy]

Some alien royalty comes to Earth to claim Captain Marvel as their husband for his power. He manages to get out if it by proclaiming that he's already engaged to the Princess of the Infinite Realms, Princess Danielle "Ellie" Phantom.

Extra: Billy is still hiding the fact that he's actually still a child from the rest of the League. Ellie is roughly his civilian age, so when the League asks to meet her, hijinks ensue as Ellie has to keep up the appearance of being far older than she actually is, both physically and mentally.

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 10

PREVIOUS

He calls his grandma to thank her for everything. She promises him that if anything keeps him from her on Christmas she’ll just make her way over to South Carolina to see him. “Maybe I can give that boy who is bullying you a piece of my mind!” She says and he loves her for it even if the thought of Andrew vs. his 70 year old grandma gives him heart palpitations that have nothing to do with the five hour energy he just slammed when no one was looking.

(He had eaten turkey because Abby had asked if he didn’t like it when he had forgone the white meat being passed around. She looked SAD so he just piled the dark meat onto his plate (at least it has less tryptophan) trip and now he needs to counteract the turkey. He could not afford to be sleepy on the impending car ride.)

He lets her know that everyone likes her pie and Abby had been overjoyed when he informed her that his gran always attaches a recipe card to the bottom for any pie in transit / for public consumption. (This is a woman who has been asked enough that she has the confidence to assume).

He gets off the line and feels the 5 hour energy kick in when Captain Neil appears out of nowhere next to him and he thinks he strains something when he resists the flinch his rapidly beating heart almost forces him into. “What language was that?” He asks.

“Polish.”

“You really do know a lot of languages. Just like your friend said.”

DANGER. DANGER. DANGER.

“Not that many.” DEFLECT DEFLECT DEFLECT “When are we heading out to Columbia?” DAMMIT

Captain Neil blinks but smiles, “We’ll be heading out in a little bit. Abby’s packing us leftovers. Too bad there’s no pie left. Do you think we could make it at the house? Andrew really liked it.” Neil says.

Pie is a safe topic. Pie will not betray him. Also if Andrew wants pie then he can’t kill FF until FF makes it and, perhaps, the pie will buy him a few extra days of mercy from his executioner.

“We can try. The secret ingredient is a grandma’s love though.” He says because it’s on the recipe card. It’s the most important ingredient in the whole pie. It’s what can keep a pie warm across a country. “Gran always says whipped cream can be used as a substitute though.” he says.

Captain Neil blushes.

DAMMIT WHY? WHY BRING UP THE WHIPPED CREAM?

“Well, we’ll have to pick some up from the store.” Captain Neil manages.

FF blanks his face as best he can and nods but gets up his heart beating too fast to remain seated. “I’ll be outside.” He says because he needs to walk around in some circles while he can. The car ride to Columbia is going to be a nightmare in general but especially since he slammed the five hour energy.

Kevin is the reason for the hold-up and the reason that FF gets 80 more laps around the house. He’s reminding them that they can’t stop exercising just because it’s a break gesturing to himself and the 20 minutes of squats that he just did to burn off the pie and then to FF who passes a window for the 10th time since this conversation started “See FF is keeping up with his fitness. Be more like him.”

Wymack eventually drags Kevin out of the house and into his car since they’re spending the break together. He flashes FF a thumbs up as FF passes and FF (unaware as always but great at mimicking social cues) gives him a thumbs up back.

It’s then that they get into the car. FF (as is the way of the world) is sitting bitch with Aaron and Nicky on either side of him.

Captain Neil is up front and starts to play some music. Both Nicky and Aaron are conked out before they even reach the entrance to the interstate. They have also slumped onto FF with Aaron asleep on his shoulder and Nicky drooling into his hair.

“You can just shove them off.” Andrew says.

“It’s fine.” FF says reminiscing about the last time he’d had something like this.

20 minutes later it’s not fine because the five hour energy is definitely kicking in but it would be so rude to move and wake Nicky and Aaron up. Nicky is probably tired because he came to check on FF five different times the night before and kept dragging him away from whatever Saw movie he was taking notes on and Aaron ate a LOT of white meat so he’s filled to the brim with tryptophan.

But he thinks he’s about to vibrate out of his skin.

He closes his eyes to try and breathe through this when.

“Smith said that we can try and recreate his grandma’s pie. We’ll just have to do a grocery run tomorrow.” Captain Neil says in Russian.

“It was good pie.” Andrew returns in the same language.

“He said that the secret ingredient is grandmotherly love.”

“It was on the recipe card. It said for best results be sure to add throughout the baking process.”

“His grandma said whipped cream was a good replacement. That it goes great with the pie.”

Uh-oh

FF knows that tone.

FF has fled across campus, the bus, the dorm room, and (one one notable occasion) the locker room when he has heard that tone coming from Captain Neil.

“Pie isn’t the only thing it will enhance the flavor of.” Andrew says back and FF feels as the car speeds up.

FF wishes that Andrew would just hurry up and crazy murder him already. He’d take the reverse bear trap over this psychological torture. He wants to pull up his phone and read if the Geneva Conventions list this as a war crime.

NEXT

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[stellaluna33]

It still baffles me that there are people who think that some guy being "the father" of Rory's baby means that he "won" or that she'll end up with that guy. What the heck. What year is this? What show have we been watching?? Why on earth would that matter?!

[lovl3igh]

siblings or dating?

[thoughtfulchaos773]

"It was our 3rd date, and we were maybe 20? Uh, just getting to know each other. We liked each other, but it was still early. "

This story Emmanuel tells aligns with Syd and Carmy, particularly getting to know each other.

Sydney and Carmy like each other. They understand that building a relationship, whatever this relationship is between them, requires giving each other undivided attention. It's not just about opening up a business together but also paying attention to the little things, like Carmy's dislike for cannolis or Sydney's dislike of condolences, or that Sydney wants a Chef Coat. It's an instinct almost to know any and everything.

The slowburn is watching Syd and Carmy as they unravel why they have a strong desire to know each other.

They drive me insane.

[grumpyghostdoodles]

I must ask. Is Kris selectively mute in your au?

Kris going out of their way to talk with strangers and doing it with so much ease and eagerness was a dead giveaway that something really REALLY fucking weird was going on

Than you for the ask,sweetheart, I adored drawing it!

[loveissobeautiful]

I'm proudly dating my first cousin 💕

I'm Milla. & I'm proudly dating my first cousin Kevin 💕 Sometimes when my cousin Kevin & I kiss we kiss like this💕

[passionate-1st-cousins]

The movie "Just Friends" starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. In the movie, Chris Brander (Ryan Reynolds) and Jamie Palamino (Amy Smart) end up together at the end of the movie. Anyone who knows that the true meaning of life is love, should watch the movie "Just Friends" starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. At the end of the movie, Chris Brander tells Jamie Palamino that he is sorry for the things he said then they kiss because she knows he will always love her. And what if Chris Brander and Jamie Palamino were first cousins? If they were first cousins would some people say "oh so Chris Brander had to apologize to Jamie Palamino for a mistake than they can't be together" when if they were first cousins there would be more reason to forgive? What is with the stigma? Why can't cousin couples be treated like everyone else? And if you have a first cousin who has feelings for you than you might....

want to have some pizza and wine with your cousin? And it doesn't have to be a date, it could just be the both of you hanging out and talking about going on your first date. And on the third date there doesn't have to be any you know what because the both of you can take things slow.

[yardsards]

mostly joking toh theory: amity and emira are both trans girls, and the fact that they got to choose their names themselves is the only reason why neither of them ended up getting named "odalia jr."

[apnourry]

I miss Arizona🥲

[bobnewbie]

coming soon to a face near you...

[atzinbyvalentine]

Now in weird ships: Apple White X Alistair Wonderland, in favor to my autistic child on me that considered that's possible. Now I love lesbians and Apple x Darling but I made it for mini Atzin.