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absentmoon · 7 months

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home sweet my bed

#daisy.txt #we had hot chocolate but the marshmallows melted and stuck to my lips in an uncomfortable way so i didn't have much #..#crude joke.

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valiants · 7 months

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Come a long way

#ppl in asks: asking so nicely for hurt/comfort #me: how about a crude joke #soapghost

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hyuckonia · 7 months

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deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi #jumpscare: white boy #i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad #I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night #twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #memes #meme #ace trappola #deuce spade #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #lilia vanrouge #lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is #sebek also cries himself to sleep that night #hyuckscraps

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sunburstsandmoonshadows · 9 months

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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.

100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.

#mentopolis #and thats that from a local ace #i say ''accidentally'' since ofc i dont know freddie's thought process #most likely he was just trying to avoid getting too outright crude on the show #or thought going on about pillows and haircuts would be the funnier option than playing the horniness straight #but in-universe it paints him as only vaguely invested in actually achieving the goal of having sex #which means elias doesnt really care that much about sex #outside of cultural pressure to have it and its status as an easy in-road to physical contact #which he does desperately crave #plus its known that ace people are the most willing to make a joke out of sex lmao

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hobbithabits · 6 months

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Am I gonna be able to find a fanfic of Data and Bashir sexing nasty style or am I just gonna have to make it myself

#man these bad boys can fit so much ‘I wanna be normal so bad’#Julian should study ALL of Data’s abilities if you know what I mean #aside from crude sex jokes #I think it’s really sweet that Julian noticed those things #Julian wants to be normal so bad he catalogs what’s normal about everyone else #Julian simultaneously humanizes data while still viewing him as someone who is different #wish my pookies had more screen time together💔#julian bashir #data soong #star trek ds9 #star trek tng #star trek

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angermango · 11 months

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her little lads, her mini maties, her petite partners, her bantam bros, her small sidekicks-

(*Manadagr = Monday in Old Norse; loosely based on this)

#god of war #gow #god of war ragnorak #gow ragnarok #laufey the just #brok #sindri #gow faye #gow brok #gow sindri #huldra brothers #i love the thought of how it was said faye was a friend of the dwarves and brok saying she loved his crude jokes and stuff #i just want her to be a little sillay with the bros #she's just a giant woman who wants to hang out with and fight for tiny guys #>>mango(t)art

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lil-playful-pup · 2 months

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Stand-Up Comedian? [JJBA: Crack Comic]

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a-little-bit-rascal · 7 months

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Half naked Ben on a unicorn.

And why not.

#ben chilwell #chelsea fc #i miss him #no crude jokes about horns

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animentality · 2 years

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Instead of making peach the damsel in distress who needs to be saved, perhaps Luigi will be the damsel in distress.

#for years people have crudely joked that peach and bowser have been getting it on now its bowuigi fans' turns #mario movie #princess peach #super mario bros #luigi #bowser #bowuigi

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bruhstation · 3 months

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can some of you not get too comfortable with sending incredibly weird n$fw jokes in my inbox

#zin.txt #tw racism (?) in the tags. not sure if this is racism but I’ll just give a warning #LIKEEEE IF ITS A SMALL CRUDE JOKEY JOKE LIKE WANTING MY CHARACTERS I DONT MIND. I DO LIKE THEM.#like I know its all in good fun. I even get a genuine chuckle #but when you put shit like that one image of 5 black men surrounding a white girl on a sofa in my inbox I cant not be mad about it #ESPECIALLY IN COMPARISON WITH ONE OF MY ARTS LIKE GOOD LORD #this is like….. the 5th time this has happened! lol!#AGAIN. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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sinsin1016 · 2 months

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SinSin1016@TikTok

SinSin1016@Tumblr

#lol #tiktok #funny #humor #original content #lmao #twisted humor #sick and twisted #fun dub #comedy #laugh #funny as fuck #crude humor #memes #hahahahaha #jokes

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writebackatya · 10 months

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As far as I’m concerned

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is the live action remake of Disney’s Robin Hood

So there’s really no point in remaking that one

#I mean it’s technically a Disney movie #it even has some tropes you’d see in a Disney movie #just with a lot of crude adult jokes and a snarky Robin Hood #it’s great #robin hood #robin hood men in tights #disney robin hood #disney animated canon #disney animated movies

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transingthoseformers · 6 months

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I think if any, and I mean any, bot bonds with Megatron, they're by law required to turn him into Milfatron.

Also, I totally get the feeling that Megarod would result in the most sparklings. Rodimus just has those vibes.

I too think megarod would have the most kids

After all, he knocked up the moon

Logically speaking that sort of vitality has to translate to the berth

Rodimus 100% has those vibes, especially if you believe my one crackpot connection between the IDW matrix and breeding kink.

#valveplug #this is also why in the broadwings universe there are two matrixes #tbh that's also for the sake of funny Optimus v sentinel shenanigans #but also smutty misuse of matrix powers #megarod #i am valiantly holding myself back from making crude jokes every time i type that #mtmte megatron #megatron #mtmte rodimus

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polarchariot · 3 months

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its a given but ill say this:

this blog is not for minors really please if youre under 18 just leave or block me. im not gonna police people and comb through my followers to check bc im a busy person but please. please. please.

and also this blog is FUB free i dont really care, curate the online space you want to see 👍

#womp womp #yes i draw cute ship art sometimes but i also make crude jokes. you know me

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homer-simpson-9900 · 7 months

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I'm going to hell for this💀

#family guy #fgtwt #brian griffin #stewie griffin #brewie #brian and stewie #meme #mordetwi #joke ship #Poorly drawn #Crude drawings

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teamdarkweek · 8 months

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There isn't a big enough fandom for E-123 Omega, so I'm going to start my own fan community called the Omegaverse. Wait, where are you going?

#e-123 omega #it's my sideblog i can make crude jokes if i want to #e 123 omega #omega #text post #team dark

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