#crunchity munchity bitch

[totaleclipse573]

Doleon would eat rocks. Its all he's eaten since his revival. Them FANGS can bite through rock. Crunch. Rocks for dinner. No, says platypus he found, you cannot eat rocks. How do you even eat rocks.

Crunchity munchity what does it look like

[superdogbiter]

Bowser:"If you disrespect me again,i will eat your shower curtains"

Luigi:"I have-a......glass doors"

Bowser:"Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me?

[madness-combat-confessions]

hey. its "deimos please point a gun at my skull sexual style" anon again. do you think he fw fat bitches woah who said that this isnt the subject of my ask what happened ghere hold on let me

i love deimos so so so much and i love how everyone draws deimos i will always always ALWAYS eat it up. skinny twink deimos? i am dining on him like im at a fancy restaurant. just kinda average deimos? eating him like an ice cream. muscular deimos with mommy milker manboobs? biting him like i havent eaten in 5 months and hes a delectable burger from a greasy diner. fat deimos???????? CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY THAT IS MY WIFE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! i havent see this last one often but when i do its SO GOOODDD (it should be more popular. madcom artists heed my call pls draw more fat deimos please please please please plea)

I think you might like Deimos a little bit I'm not sure tho

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

If your favourite is Hojo or Pops…I’m sorry.

[jaythecryptid]

Me, vibing:

Me: *walks past a mirror*

Me:

[bristle-thistle]

Natural selection don’t mean shit when your being fed alive to someone’s greedy ass gecko

[instrumental-break]

hey listen to Elegies or I will eat a whole house

[indigopurple]

A little baby elephant stumbles into your ask box, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash 💌 🐘 And plenty of warm hugs coming your way 💞 I hope your day is going well.

😳👉👈tteehee

[some-messed-up-writing-for-you]

Short Prompt #172

"W-What are you doing?" - Hero asked, worried and confused like never before as they stared at their nemesis.

"Eating." - Villain answered calmly, oblivious to the hero's discomfort.

"Y-You're eating the fucking plate." - the hero pressed, trying to get their point across. But it was in vain as the villain only glared at them.

"And? Crunchity munchity, you weak bitch."

[memphisous]

aloha tumblr, i’m @martemisss, tumblr terminated my blog and now i’ve created a new one. i’d love to find my mutuals again, so, can you reblog this to make it easier for me to find my long lost frenrienos? i’ll be tagging those i remember under the cut

(also do me a favor and give me your account or something other than tumblr cuz i thought i could never talk to y’all again and it honestly sucked)

@not-my-brain @neorkidea @heterorpheus @tenntacles @mason11505 @like-a-mole @official-lucifers-child @the-devils-best-work-of-art @eggy-rat-boi @poisonheartfrog @bigdaddychungis4000 @x-bitterly-jittery-x @thehugwizard @astroflowershop @bluecoffeebean @smolfroggy @theserenerain @the-glorious-half-pints-twin @avethepotatoshipper @homosexual-extraterrestrial @homosexual-having-tea @just-a-regular-geek @just-a-little-bit-of-sugar @royal-of-horror @coconuts-coco @taco-panda @eatmygayfist @ofbooksandstardust @a-fools-lone @a-dumb-bitch-apparently @omnipotentdarknesse @aniridescentdreamer @spn-world-666 @theanimepancake75 @boots-for-worms @indohyus @books-andbiscuits @becausewedefinetheworld @the-collector-of-souls @imwarmallthetime @crunchity-munchity @thelockenessmonster @redacted-thething

(tagging more in reblobs)

[superdogbiter]

Darth Vader:”If you disrespect me again i will eat your shower curtains”

Obi wan:”I have.....glass doors”

Darth Vader:”Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me”

[simonalkenmayer]

So, I just read your blog description and you...... eat people? Correct me if I’m wrong about this statement

I have two questions about this:

1. Do eat them Hannibal style with, like, sauce and stuff or is it just a classic “crunchity munchity, bitch, youre dead now?”

2. Do you take commissions for people you eat because if so I have an expansive list of mortal enemies.

You read the blog description but just skipped right over the request that you read the FAQ before asking me questions.

*sighs*

[calyisintrouble]

Twice: if you disrespect me again, I’ll eat your shower curtains.

Shigaraki: I have...glass doors?

Twice: well crunchity munchity bitch, you think that’ll stop me?

[gen-z-student-quotes]

Heres a ton of quotes from my high school

Student 1: “I had a leg up on her but you saw how that turned out…” Student 2: “How did you have a leg up?”


S1: “She knew my great grandpa.” S2: “And how old is he?” S1: “He’s dead.” S2: “Oh…” Student: I thought I just took a human life. S1: “I need one that’ll hold all eight of my children.” S2: “I thought you had like twenty?” S1: “…I killed them.” S1: “Click it real fast!” S2: “NO! Thats illegal in the state of the United States!” Science Teacher: It’s time for Duggie to get frisky. Band Director: “Who has the Kubasa?” Student: “Im a kubasa!” BD: “You’re not a sausage.” Science Teacher: “Third rock from the sun.” S1: “Jupiter…right?” S2: “….NO!” Librarian: Maybe its possessed by satan. BD: Tuba or not tuba. Student: Tuesday is the best day of the week for some unknown reason other than the fact that it’s Tuesday. Science Teacher: My head is very foggy today and the drugs haven’t helped. Don’t quote me on that. Student: “How should parents handle a bad report card?”


Spanish Teacher: “Death.” Student: Aaron, move your penis out of the way. I need to get water. Student: Do I really want to go to medical school or am I subconsciously trying to impress my parents? Thats a secret I don’t even know. Im always having a crisis. XOXO, Family Disappointment S1: “Something fun to hit.” S2: “On.” S1: “That was stupidly smooth and I hate you for it.” Student: “Called the Scuds.” Spanish Teacher: “Hah. This gets worse the more you talk.” Student: I got through middle school via sleep deprivation and self deprecation. Student: I’m high bi and ready to die but I’m single and too focused on getting into a good university to mingle so cross cross applesauce do me a favour and just get lost Student: Im here Im queer and i'm full of existential fear. Student: Im single but I’m too afraid of rejection to mingle. Student: Im not a jellyfish… (quietly) I’m a human. Student: I went to bed at 9:30 last night. I am THRIVING! Student: I don’t know why but I have a weird fear of Catholics. Student: This band is the beginning of a porno I swear. X15 Student: Tea is just leaf juice and its gross. Student: Coffee is just bean juice so- S1: “Whats wrong with murder?” S2: “A lot of things Emilee- Theres a lot of thing wrong with murder.” Student: You called me a ginger yesterday. I will give you gingivitis. Student: “How do you do it?” English Teacher: “Most of us are medicated” S1: *barks and growls* S2: Silence you furry. Science Teacher: “Potassium.” Student: “Bananas” Student: Quit! You got fry dust in my eye! Student: See if your Armor of God protects you now. Science Teacher: I hit 190 pounds and I felt like a toad. Science Teacher: “It was really a cool feeling.” Student: “Was that a pun?” Science Teacher: “…Frosty.” S1: “Moment.” S2: “I’ve been singing that wrong my entire life! I thought it was woman!” S1: *Turning around in rolling chair* “Wait- repeat what you just said.” Student: Why did you draw a burning Elmo? Creative Writing Teacher: “The ‘H’ word” Student: “Hell?” CW Teacher: “nO!” S1: “Who said I ruined the peanut butter sandwich? It is now a cockroach peanut butter sandwich.” S2: “Ewww” S1: “Crunchity munchity.” Student: *while walking out of class* See you all in therapy. Student: *while walking back in* Hello guys, its just your neighborhood disappointment. Science Teacher: “Are you talking to your stomach?” Student: “Yeah..” Science Teacher: “Thats weird.” Student: “What are you dressed up as?” Spanish Teacher: “The bitch that I am.” Student: Im gonna name my kids gonorrhea. No, Crabs Brown. Student: Suck my strap on. Student: Its pronounced DIK DIK! Student: I’m gonna drink lead. Student: Mrs. Bustle, do you know what gonorrhea feels like? Science Teacher: Thats the stupid molecule at work again! Vice Principle: No reason to go outside today. Its cold… rainy….. I don’t want you to get sick. You can go outside during the bonfire. Where it will be cold and rainy! Student: I walk around the house with a non-binary flag on my ass. Student: This tea would taste a lot better if I was on a deserted island. Student: Our generation are the ones who ate tide pods. Natural Selection is coming for us. Student: It all started with Harambe. Student: Its my turn on the brain cell!   Math Teacher: I had no expectations but you still disappointed me. Science Teacher: The cool thing about rocks is that you can throw them at your friends. Animal Care Teacher: Remember! Don’t flush the hamsters! Student: The toothbrush water isn’t the same. Band Director: I will tear out your liver! Student: *In spanish* You’re a whorehey. Student: I’m a complement to have in your life. *Seconds later* Can I jump out the window now? Student: *Walks in the room* I think my phone just shit itself. Student; Half of them were in serious relationships- wait, that makes me sound like a hoe. S1: “It was something you used to be obsessed with.” S2: “Oh…..Depression.” S1: “Are these eyeballs?”


S2: “Uhhh duh.” S1: “Why were they in the microwave?” S2: “I was doing an experiment!”


Student: I WILL beat your ass. Student: I’d probably go out and stand in the middle of the hallway, mocking them. Student while pushing themselves across the floor: Slither slither… *louder* Slither slither.. *louder* I’m a snake. Slither slither SSSssssSShksssks Student: I want to turn my finger nails into potato chips. I want to dip them in hot grease and flavor them barbecue. Student: *In a terrible Russian accent.* Close the door! I don’t want my toes to be turned into popsicles! Vice Principle: Today we are having food…I’m not sure what it is but it’s food. S1: “Ok boomer.”


S2: “I’m not a boomer I’m a Leo!” Student: Are you looking at Reindeer privates? Student: The shit you see at 4am in *Insert Town Name* is very interesting.

- I think it's really cool when you guys send us these 🖕

[justsomeweirdbandkid]

Me: Roscoe don't eat my hair

Roscoe: Crunchity Munchity bitch

[imnotadogiswear]

Maxwell: If you argue with me again, I’ll eat your shower curtains.

Jacob: I have... glass doors?

Maxwell: Well crunchity munchity bitch, you think that’ll stop me?