#cunt💅💅💅✨✨✨✨

[losingmywilltolive66]

[disaster-vampires]

season 1 lestat: secretive, dramatic, dangerous, evil 😈 (whore)

season 2 lestat: insane theater 🎭 kid, serving cunt 💅💖, just a 🥺 silly guy, incomprehensible, not a thought 🧠💭 in his mind, 🤰mother is mothering, gorgeous hair 💇🏼‍♀️, haunting 👻 the narrative with his undead whimsy 🌈🩸, impeccable makeup 💄, slut 💦 for attention, ✨ vibing ✨ (also a whore)

[nano0o0]

Can we please talk about soldier's uniforms in TINR? because these are designed to serve cunt not coutry 💅✨

It's literally giving WHIPLASH vibes 😭

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

Ma'am ma'am! 🎤 A minute for your time ma'am! How do you feel about femlock! (Female au bllk) 🤔

Personally, I love femlock cuz it's just basically what if the Bois served cunt 💅✨

Toxic yaoi? Nah toxic Yuri tho 👀

Yes yes! AJAJKAKAOAKAKAOAOAOAOAPAPPA I LOVE FEMLOCK DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED🤤 OMG MMMMM WHENEVER I SEE A FEMLOCK AU RYUSAE I START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GOD I JUST LOVE WOMEN🔥🔥🔥 I ONCE READ A SHIDOU FEMLOCK X FEM READER AND I WAS ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT EJEJWJWOWOWOWJW

can you tell im bisexual

i need her on a spiritual level please

[emberphoenixisgoingtolive]

group chats the Nublar Six (and co) would have

CAMP FAM ⛺🫶❤️6️⃣ — Ben, Brooklyn, Darius, Kenji, Sammy, Yaz

CAMPA DAMPA DING DONGS 👍 — Ben, Brooklyn, Dave, Darius, Kenji, Mae, Roxie, Sammy, Yaz

our best dino aunt Mae <3 — Ben, Brooklyn, Darius, Kenji, Mae, Sammy, Yaz

Bowman family ♥️ — Brand, Carol (mrs Bowman), Darius, Kenji

the Fadoulas 💙🖤🩷 — Nadia (mrs Fadoula), Sammy, Yaz

Yasammy protection squad 🏃🐄 — Ben, Brooklynn, Darius, Kenji

Dinostar protection squad 🦕⭐ — Ben, Kenji, Sammy, Yaz

Benji protection squad 🌴🏙️ — Brooklynn, Darius, Sammy, Yaz

professional cunt servers ✨💅💖 — Brooklynn, Sammy, Yaz

serving kont 💃🕺 — Brooklyn, Kenji, Sammy, Yaz

kenji stop changing the group chat icon to the blue guy — Ben, Darius, Kenji

DARIUSAURUS & BROS 💪😎 — Brand, Darius, Kenji

emotional support twink 🏳️‍🌈 — Ben, Sammy, Yaz

intellectual bisexuals 💙💜🩷 — Darius, Kenji, Yaz (they are anything but intellectual on this chat. there’s one brain cell and Darius has it 99% of the time)

Kenji’s Romantic Support Network — Kenji, Sammy, Yaz

BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢 — Kenji, Sammy (they will Not private message each other for some reason, they really don’t want to)

Big Sister Advice Line — Ben, Brooklynn, Darius, Yaz

midnight nightmare support group — Ben, Brooklynn, Darius, Kenji, Sammy, Yaz

[rollwiththepoll]

✨💅 2025 Main Character Slay Off 💅✨

Your winning tribute of 2025 Main Character Slay Off:

Congratulations Sokka!!

I want to share 🎤 with you 🫵 the sorrow 😔 of your losses 🪦 The Tributes of these slaytricts 😜✨ were cunty 💅🫦 and fishy 🐠 queens 👑 bringing you rupaul realness✨💃✨ They brought the house down boots mama 🏠⬇️👢🤱 and pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 to their people 👯

We are united🫰😚 …both victors 👸 and vanquished💀 …in serving 💁‍♀️ cunt 💅🫦 and pussy power 🌮⚡️🔌

PanUNHhhh 😩💦💦 today, PanUNHhhh 😩💦💦 tomorrow, PanUNHhhh 😩💦💦 forever.

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

Oh Mommy!Seonghwa is BACK ✨

He's serving that cunty diva mother look too!! 💅💅

He'll speak to the manager and tease those orgasms out of those yas queen you slay!!!

Legit tho this gave me gender dysphoria in my own body, how dare he look better as a woman than I do??? (I'm joking okay??)

Im just jealous of how he can look so cunt queen and dom king at the same time

[auughhtm]

Serving cunt 💅✨

[jacepurr88]

Cunty Hunter = Cunter

Cunty Crosshair = CunT-9904✨💅

@an-aly-sand430 and I were trying to come up with a name for cunty cross (a necessity, let’s be real) and this was born<3

[chibifox2002]

Do you think Ryder (from KNACK) would look handsome in 1c?

He's serving cunt ✨💅😎

[brostateexam]

🕎Happy HUMPukkah✡️ OIL up 💦 SHAMASH 🕯️ this bussy 😩🍑 and 💦CUM💦 together as we get as LIT as a manWHOREah 😍🕯️🕎 while celebrating these 🎊 8️⃣🎉 slutty nights 🫦👅🌙 of cut KOSHER cock 😈🕎🍆 on this orgy of lights ✨🤩✨spin💞spin💞SPIN on DADDY’s thick👨🏻‍🦱DREIDEL and make him hanuk-CUM 💦🕎💦swallow up a LATKE cirCUMcised dick ✂️🍆😛drain some big MATZO balls 🍜🤤🧆 and get your 🍩 doughNUT 💦 filled with DADDYs sweet jelly 🍫🍯🍓 if you wanna MaccaBEe ⚔️ having the horniest 😜 Hanukkah ✡️🕎🔯 season 🥳 send this to the 8 JEWcyist Hanukkah Hotties 😘 you know 🤔... get back none 🙅🏼‍♀️😔🙆🏼‍♂️ NUN and SHIN is what you’ll be getting all 8 days 😒🤲 get back 4️⃣ and HAY you’re a Kosher Cunt 💋💁‍♀️💅get ALL 8️⃣ GIMMEL for you 💰🪙 and the dreidel won’t be the only TOP😏 you’ll be playing with this Hanukkah 🕎😈✡️ call it a miracle 😌 because his OIL 💦💦💦 will be lasting all 8 nights ⏳✔️🕎

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

cunt life. everyone serves cunt and if you aren't serving you die

AND IF YOU AREN'T SERVING YOU DIE~ ☝️✨🌈💅

[violet-ophelia-boss]

ok but why mumbo in xb's thumbnails serves so much cunt, like slay king 💅✨✨

[jarinnards]

SPOILERS FOR THE DRAGON AGE IGN PREVIEW BELOW THE CUT!!!

EMMRIIIIIICH MY BELOVED!!!!!! 😭😳💚 Finally got to see him in action and he's serving so much cunt it makes me nauseous 😵‍💫🤭

MORRIGAN BEING GORGEOUS AND PERFECT AS ALWAYS 💅✨

SOLAS WITH HAIR?!?!???! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME‼️

LUCANIS FLIRTING!!! But also "what sets Spite off"???? IS THAT THE NAME OF THE BITCH POSSESSING YOU MY KING???!! I WILL BEAT IT TO DEATH!!!!

Also the reviewer said it seemed like we'd get even more dialogue options than even DAI so..... Fingers crossed this is true🤞....

[palebyulsoo]

Rating TF2 mercenaries if they can vogue {aka "can they serve 💅❤️✨?"}

I was gonna put this in my writing blog since I do want to get back into writing but fuck it, WE BALL 👹💥💥‼️This is a stupid thought that's been poking my mind so it's not for seriousness but mostly shits and giggles 😭 I'll be rating from least to best and giving my little explanations.

{Note : This is MYYYYY opinion. I'm still slowly catching up on the TF2 comics so if there's a few things I may get wrong, that's my bad. 😭 I'm in no way a professional in vogue dancing so I'm just going off from what I know in some bits of dancing- Oh and small spoilers ig? Specifically in Snipers, Medic {it's only a photo in a panel of sorts but just making sureee} and Scouts section mayhaps.}

9. 💥Heavy💥

-I'm sorry, I really do love him but Heavy CANNOT vogue. His ass is NOT doing the death drop. 😭

-Ok I'll give him one little bonus point since the kazotsky kick kinda counts in terms of supporting form, I think he'd be able to do at least a duck walk or smth.

-But honestly? With his form in a ballroom?? Idk about that 💀 AGAIN I LOVE HEAVY BUT HE'S N O T SERVING. HE'S GONNA SHAKE THE BALLROOM.

-Unless maybe he practices on voguing moves or smth idk. 4/10

8. 🔧Engineer🔧

-Ehhh..... Not really serving.

-I don't see Engie as the type to vogue, maybe he can do some hand movements here and there {A bit janky too-} or some dances too but voguing? Death drop? Nope. 🧍

-I definitely think that robot hand he has is heavy or smth, there's noooo way the gunslinger is light at all 😭 and with how he works on machines and stuff? Yeah, idk if his form can support in voguing. 🚶‍➡️

-But like I said! Although janky, he could definitely do waacking with his hands if he practiced. And honestly? Waacking with the gunslinger would actually go hard ngl. 4.5/10

7. 🔥Pyro🔥

-Sort of...? Not really?? I don't know what to say with Pyro. :'))

-Like I can kinda see Pyro voguing but at the same time not really. It's like with Engie where I can see them definitely do waacking or maybe a few more moves.

-But you know what, I'll give Pyro a bonus point because it would be cute to see them do waacking or a vogue dance like okkkkk burn the base down with your moves 😫💅‼️

-While I can't fully picture it, I know Pyro can definitely serve and do a dip. 5/10

6. 🦘Sniper🦘

-Originally, I was gonna put Soldier in 6th but then I thought about it.... And changed their rankings 😔 {pls pLS PLS DON'T SNIPE ME AND HEAR ME OUT-}

-I adore Mick sm and he's just so sudxudjdjdj but I gotta put my bias down for a moment. I knowwww I said I'm slowly catching up with the comics but because I joined in late, I actually stumbled upon spoilers by accident 😔😔😔 {Why does this keep HAPPENING TO ME-}

-But I'm gonna let it slide and give bonus points. Why? While I know that Australians in tf2 lore are well, stronk with strength, I don't think they would focus on dance activities or anything when it comes to being stronk.

-And while Mick may not be physically active with his lanky form, I just KNOW he would definitely kill with his moves. Just teach him the catwalk or something and boom, he's serving. 5.7/10

5. 🦅Soldier🦅

-Oh he's serving alright!....By that, I mean "serving 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️", not "serving 💃💅💕✨".

-Listen, when it comes to Soldier, I don't think he wants to vogue and will definitely believe that voguing is for women {classic toxic masculinity-} and the only thing that will actually be close to serving in tf2 is killbinding {and ykw? in my view, the killbinding counts as a death drop if you time it correctly and can be a serve so it honestly applies to the mercenaries too-}

-BUT ☝️🗣️ I like to believe that when he's persuaded or smth, he definitely serves CUNT in CUNTRY. He pulling all the moves, the waacking is waacking, the catwalk being so FIERCE, and the dip bringing the base down!

-He'd definitely be the type to perfect his dances kinda. That's why sometimes this video just reminds me of him, "SCOUT. RUN THE ROUTE AGAIN! DAMMIT! IT'S C U N T-" 7/10

4. 💣Demoman💣

-Oh my fuck Demo would so SLAY THE BASE DOWN. He's only in 4th because of his alcoholism. 😭

-LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS KAZOTSKY KICK TAUNT???????? HIM DANCING WITH BOTH LEGS AND ARMS??????? THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST SHIT I'VE SEEEEEN BUT OMG HE DOES IT SO WELL 😫💕💕💕‼️

-Voguing, whether alcohol or not, THAT SCOTTISH MAN CAN SERVE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE. Tavish got that form and body support, aughhhh I bet he can pull even the most difficult ass vogue moves.

-Put on "here comes the hurricane legendary katrina" and I just know Tavish? WILL BE CATWALKING AND DEATH DROPPING SO HARD AUGHHJHSHDDG 8/10 {Just rereading my section for Demo really made it clear that I love him so bad actually aaahshdhxhd}

3. 💉Medic💉

-Shout out to that tiktok video of "'Medic my man' ur man is gay" that started this stupid brainrot of ranking and rating mercenaries on vogue btw. {I LITERALLY HAVE THE VIDEO SAVED BUT TUMBLR WON'T LET ME POST IT NOOOOO-}

-Have you seen Medic? Have you seen h i M?? LOOK ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE CANNOT SERVE.

1. Scout

-I just know Medic is pulling all the N A S T I E S T death drops oh my ggaaawwhddjdx. He would be so precise with waacking and catwalking, it's not even a joke no more. 😭

-Like even with his fit and stuff, he would still know how dance with no problems. He's serving in medical AND military field! 9/10

2. Spy

-This is my bias peaking but hear me out hEAR ME OUT PLSPPSPLSPLSPLS 😭😭☹️☹️☹️😭☹️😭☹️😭

-Spy definitely knows how to dance, especially waltz and tango, but y'know what I bELIEVE IN SPY SERVING CUNT ENERGY! THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO BALLROOM VOGUE 😫💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Not only does he serve the floor, HE KNOWS HOW TO DRESS THE PART. Listen, Spy? In that one dress???? The black and blue/gold and white????? AHHHHHH HE WOULD SO DANCE IN THAT FIT OH MY GOD {Can you tell I'm obsessed with the idea of Spy in both suits and dresses? I'm legit a sucker for suits and dresses augh.}

-I know I keep bringing up the kazotsky kick taunts as an example for each Merc {because the kazotsky kick focuses on leg form and core strength, which is the same thing for vogue dances-} but have yOU SEEN HIS LEGS??? THEY'RE SO LONG. THAT MAN COULD EVEN STRUT HIS SHIT AND BE A MODEL‼️10/10

-'SCOUT? S C O U T?? WDYM S C O-" Shhhhh hear me out PLEASE P L E A S E, HE CAN SERVE CUNT LIKE HIS DAD I SWEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-His break dance taunt? Him dancing in general?? He's GOT to be flexible as fuck and know some good moves, he got his legs and speed from SPY. S P Y. LONG ASS LEGS.

-But in all seriousness though, I like to think he got his moves from not just Spy but also his ma too. Mostly comes from a small headcanon of mine where Scout's ma knows a lil bit of go go dancing and maybe when Spy wasn't in the picture, his ma taught Scout a few moves. :3

-He got that groove from both his ma AND dad, so Scout knowing how to catwalk? Waacking? DO A DEATH DROP?? OOOOOOH HE KILLIN EM AHHHH. 10/10

{Note : oh mygodddsjx I'm finished fINALLY- anyways, like I said before- This is mostly my opinion and I made this out of shits and giggles, so it's not serious 😭 I might change it up one day though if I doooo change my mind. Anyways, thanks for reading ig 💀💀💀}

[lerios]

i love this other president getting annoyed at vansell, doing the whole shouty "I Am LORD PRESIDENT OF GALLIFREY I Dictate Reality Itself, You Shall Obey Me And Shut The Fuck Up" thing that romana occasionally did that chastened everyone, even usually narvin -- and vansell just immediately continues bitching at him without so much as blinking. certainly no apology.

this dude is so committed to being an annoying little cunt that it overrides even the most basic time lord propaganda and honestly slay 💅✨