#cuntry girls make do…….

[astrovagrant]

the immensely delayed realization that wyn is A Country Girl. immediate follow-up that a foundational memory was her parents listening to scratchy johnny cash vinyls (or whoever the fo equivalent was) and it lives in the fuzzy-soft core of her brain that has no sharp edges

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙i see u everywhere | 2023 grid˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pt1

pairing: 2023 f1 grid x nepo baby y/n prost reader (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: nepo baby spoiled girl tbh!!! her father is alain prost :-)

summary: in which she is famous for doing almost nothing and being best friends with f1 drivers

a/n: multiple parts tehe this is so fun tbh hope u enjoy i loved this request 😊

request!!!!: I would love a smau with reader who’s a nepo baby but is everyone’s fave nepo because she’s just living life aesthetically and the grid loves her and she’s hinting at a soft launch (idrc with which driver)

my masterlist

part 1 • part 2 • part 3 •

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instagram ->

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, lance_stroll, and 738,193 others

yourusername get u a man that looks at u the way charles looks at the puppy

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user4 get u a girl tht looks like y/n. period

yourusername that too

charles_leclerc why you sharing private moments

yourusername it's just a dog

charles_leclerc this is why you are single y/n

danielricciardo no it's actually because she keeps rejecting lando's advances

landonorris even i wouldn't want a dog hater

yourusername can you all piss off my post the reason im single is because im a feminist

charles_leclerc you weren't a feminist on friday night lance has the texts to prove it

yourusername im blocking you

user5 SHE IS SO INSANELY GORGEOUS

user6 someone leak lance's texts from friday night

lilymhe

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lilymhe can you tell my girl came to visit

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alex_albon oh so this is why my girlfriend hasnt text me back

yourusername my bad

alex_albon someone please wife her up

danielricciardo @.landonorris that's ur cue mate

landonorris she keeps rejecting me don't rub it in i beg

lilymhe shut up everyone me & y/n are trying to make out i mean hang out

user7 i love them

user8 oh to be y/n prost

user9 does anyone else lowkey ship y/n & lando

yourusername

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yourusername visiting my second fav ferrari driver in his home cuntry

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charles_leclerc ❤️❤️❤️

landonorris put some clothes on y/n!

danielricciardo jealousy jealousy

user10 omg lando is down bad for her

carlossainz55 second favourite??? huh this is not what you were saying last night

yourusername WHAT??!

landonorris ????

lance_stroll carlos sainz u dirty dog

carlossainz55 what!!! it was because i cooked her favourite dish

user11 omg i screamed at this...

user12 there r two types of ppl: y/n x lando shippers or y/n x carlos shippers

user13 no im a secret third thing.. a y/n x charles shipper

user14 why is it crickets for y/n x lance????

user15 y/n x daniel found dead

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lance_stroll posted a story

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danielricciardo pls invite me next time

user16 ugh i love her

user17 she is the prettiest girl in the world

landonorris put in a good word for me

user18 how does she do it fr

twitter ->

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yourusername

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yourusername girls girls girls

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lilymhe hot moms hot moms hot moms

yourbff u cant say we're moms ppl will think ur pregnant lily

yourusername no it's me😊 im a mother to the entire grid

user22 Omg not y/n calling the grid children

yukitsunoda0511 hi y/n

landonorris heyyy

danielricciardo what's up?

charles_leclerc hello y/n/n

yourbff wtf why is everyone down bad for you

yourusername they just want attention

user23 the comments 💀 so real

user24 who wants y/n more me or every single f1 driver

landonorris posted a story

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user25 URMMM LANDO?

user26 GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

lilymhe dating rumours in 3, 2,...

landonorris delusional if anyone thinks i could pull y/n

yourbff how badly do u want her

landonorris no comments

user27 in my mind u & y/n have been together for 5 years and u got married recently

yourusername

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yourusername met u at the riiight time

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user28 is that...... hear me out.... lando norris?

lilymhe ❤️

yourbff 🧡

user29 THE HEARTS I CANT

user30 Y/N ARE YOU EFFING SOFT LAUNCHING RIGHT NOW

user31 her soft launching after the undeniable gf material pic of her on lando's story yesterday???

danielricciardo aww y/n has a soft spot

yourusername not for you i dont

danielricciardo you have so much anger in you y/n

oscarpiastri i suggest therapy to her almost everyday

yourusername u ppl are so mean dont be surprised when im not around next season

landonorris dont make unfunny jokes y/n

user32 hmmmm 🧐

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ynprostupdates an instagram post from y/n today including what looks to be a soft launch picture, along with an instagram story posted by f1 mclaren driver lando norris last night has led to connections being made that the two are dating. this is 100% alleged with little further connections being made outside of flirty comments on y/n's social medias. other connections being made by fans include other f1 drivers charles leclerc, carlos sainz and oscar piastri. what are everyone's thoughts on y/n's potential new f1 man?

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user37 LOL stop this madness!!!

user38 i rly think it's someone we wouldn't expect at all

user39 me too if they were trying to be subtle about it they wouldnt be posting stories & flirting like with lando, this feels like a distraction from the truth so they can fly under the radar !!

user40 y/n seems more like the grid mother atp

user41 i would love for it to be charles besties to lovers🥹🥹

user42 imagine it's someone random she barely interacts with like max or pierre

yourusername hahah all will be revealed in time my lovelies

ynprostupdates omg y/n🥹 leak to us!!

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[tau1tvec]

Cuntry girl who makes do, and works at Hooters probably.

[soamericn]

𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋

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[rippedfleshh]

clocky word dump <3

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by day she’s working at the local cafe smoking marlboro reds on her breaks and taking a few college classes at the local art school, at night she’s going to bonfires, spotlighting, and orchestrating tomorrows big news story.

clockly does her own thing and really doesn’t give a damn about other peoples input. shes unapologetically herself and won’t change herself for the likes of other people. she’s completely fine with being on her own, and if anything finds comfort in the isolation.

that being said, she does hangout with a group of total rejects but only for shits n giggles. she’ll go through periods of time of going no contact with everyone, but after a month or so she’ll show back up like nothing happened. nobody questions her either, that’s what she likes about the makeshift friend group.

she gives off midwest emo and cuntry.

moving onto more twisted things, she’s definitely calculated but brutal. she’s a very artistic person, and this is displayed in each and every corpse. the amount of intricate detail is baffling. the local police department determined that each individual kill took place over hours at a time, meaning each kill was drawn out, slowly and painful.

now, how does she feel about the “entity” who abruptly showed up in her life out of nowhere? she hates him with every fiber of her being. she made a promise to herself long ago to never let someone control her or make her feel lesser than she is. and she feels like this fucker is threatening that. she doesn’t like feeling like she doesn’t have control in her own life, so for this thing that she hasn’t even seen before to try and take over pisses her off.

that being said, she can’t do all that much when it completely takes over her conscious for a period of time. whenever she “wakes up” there’s always a sense of disappointment. she fails to realize though that it’s not that she’s weak or unable to maintain her own, she’s battling something unfathomable to the human mind.

lastly, does she feel remorseful? no. I truly think she has no regard for human life. though it’s an evident theme that her victims are town creeps or men who get too comfy with the girls at the hostess counter. so she might be some sort of fucked up robin hood, but if it came down to it i don’t think the person matters.

note the immense amount of pressure i felt while writing this was honestly stupid because she’s my favorite pasta and i wanted to capture her in the right light, she’s in that 19-23 age range here, also this is my own personal interpretation of her if you don’t agree that’s fine but don’t take it too serious

[theamazinglilskate]

controversial stardew valley take (all fun don't dox me plz)

me when I log on to tumblr and I see that nobody is on board with my; socialist, Quebec separatist, fugitive Pierre. Like hello when did my best-friend become an ultra-capitalist?? Anyways here's the real Pierre (my version)

-lives in the valley bc he's on the run from Canadian authorities and needs a small quiet place to live so that when tension dies down in Canada he cab go back and free his "cuntrie" (Quebec)

-runs shop so that he can makes money without working for those evil capitalist big corporations

-shop is closed on Wednesdays bc he's having a girls day/planning session with his separatist buddies (don't ask how he just is)

-Hes on tge run for b0mb threats/plans btw (he's a pussy and didnt do trial, just fuckin ran)

-trying to start a communist uprising in the valley but can't find anyone to join (besides my charcter and krobus)

I don't actually care about if this is accurate or not let me have fun with my silly little middle aged white man

[rosenallies]

my forte lately has been writing random shit that absolutely no one asked for that has 0 plot and just me rambling but anyway here’s some Jankie based off of late to the party by kacey musgraves <3 it’s a v good song if u like girly girl cuntry <3

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They're blowing up our phones Asking where we are Just say we're almost there We ain't even in the car You're rolling one for two And I'm still picking out my shoes

Jackie’s nimble fingers expertly rolled a joint, hair half done and undressed while Jan hobbled around the room, one shoe on and wondering where the other had gone. She glanced up at the clock, Rosé and Denali’s party started in twenty minutes, and usually Jackie was ever so punctual, always the first at every function, but something about Jan relaxed her, slowed her world down and allowed for her to take a step back.

“Here. baby,” she said, pulling Jan down on the loveseat next to her, lighting the joint and holding it to her already painted lips.

Jan took a long drag, eyes fluttering and opening glossier and redder than before, a gentle laugh leaving her lips as she passed it off to Jackie.

“Rosie is gonna kill me,” she said through a giggle.

Jackie shrugged, taking a drag herself, much enjoying the alone time with Jan, something that seemed rare these days. “It’ll be fine, baby.”

Jan hummed in agreement, curling up against Jackie’s side.

I'm never late to the party If I'm late to the party with you

By the time we get there Everybody will be drunk The chairs will be on tables And the band will be unplugged We're gonna look real good But we're gonna look real rude I'm sorry I'm not sorry that I'm...

By the time they were walking up the walkway to Rosé and Denali’s door, the party had been going on for an hour and they could hear the commotion from the walkway.

Jan lets herself in, Jackie never letting go of her hand as they snuck through the crowd in search of the brides to be.

She finds them and makes quick conversation, making the excuse that she didn’t want to monopolize their time when there was a line of guests behind them wanting to congratulate the two on their engagement. But in reality, Jan was consumed with Jackie and Jackie was consumed with Jan.

Jackie lets herself get taken around the party by her hand, just happy that Jan had let her into her life and her circle, even tagging along to a party neither of them wanted to be at very much felt good because they got to be with each other.

“Just so no one catches us leaving so early,” Jan whispers, pulling her to a private area of the house, still loud with commotion just around the corner.

Jan holds Jackie’s face in her hands and kisses her softly. “You’re all the party I need.”

Jackie rolls her eyes affectionately, but only to distract from the fact she was blushing. She catches Jan’s lips in another kiss and spins her around.

Late to the party with you Oh, who needs confetti? We're already falling into the groove And who needs a crowd When you're happy at a party for two? The world can wait 'Cause I'm never late to the party If I'm late to the party with you

Leading Jan around an empty kitchen that didn’t belong to them in a slow dance, tipsy from the cherry schnapps, Jackie fell in love. She dipped and twirled Jan in her arms, her heart full and butterflies fluttering in her stomach.

Jan followed after Jackie’s move, afraid that someone would interrupt them and burst the perfect bubble they created for themselves in an otherwise crowded place. Giggling as they danced out of tune with the loud pop song playing in the next room over, Jan fell in love. Her heart pounded and her gaze softened.

“I love you,” they whispered in unison, looking into each other’s eyes for a second as realization hit both.

“Jackie,” Jan cooed.

Jackie exhaled. “Jan.”

“You first.”

“I love you, Jan, I mean it,” she said.

Jan snaked her arms around Jackie’s neck and kissed her nose. “I love you too.”

“Do you think saying ‘I love you’ for the first time at your sister’s engagement party is in bad taste?” Jackie pondered lightheartedly.

Kissing her again, Jan giggled. “It’s not gonna be as bad as when I propose at the wedding.”

Jackie feigned a gasp. “Rosé really would kill you.”

Jan hummed. “She might, but what do you say we get out of here?” She whispered into Jackie’s ear, kissing right below her lobe, one of the places Jan knew really made her blush, “I’ll sneak out the back and you sneak out the front? It lessens our chance of being seen.”

“Got it, I’ll see you out front,” Jackie said before Jan was scampering away, drawing more attention to herself with the way she skipped excitedly to the front door. Though, everyone was so caught up with other things that they didn’t notice her pass by, nor did they notice Jackie as she followed only a few feet behind her because now that she had her, she’d follow her anywhere.

No, I'm never late to the party If I'm late to the party with you

[realhankmccoy]

wish i knew a way to save vocal files sent on facebook messenger

cuz jesse's are hilarious tonight

and i'd maybe save my own -- oh I DO HAVE THAT one saved

about how i was approaching a Quik Trip and started singing Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift in my don't give a fuck grind it on that bitch mode

seems i'm always mocking the 'it must be EXHAUSTING always rooting for the anti-hero' lyric, too

if taylor isn't getting her ticket prices down to $100 tops, she doesn't care about you, kids

don't let her take all your money. what's going on is grotesque self-service in the guise of saviour and philanthropy

look at it this way -- you traded in Jesus Christ for something even worse

there's wonderful musicians playing for $5 at your local small venue who would love you to give them a chance

the peasantry isn't worthless so stop it already.

1000 divided by 5 is 200.

that's almost a lifetime supply of different musicians purchased for the price of one nosebleed arena Taylor seat.

also i think Beyoncé and Lana Del Rey playing dress up as a Cuntry artist is about as believable -- them being musicians of the genre or some shit -- as it is when a teenage girl wants to do it in front of her bedroom mirror... like please. i get it, go soak those dumb country fans, i'm not a fan of contemporary country music but is that all this is now, soaking suckers with your line about the Lexus with the prodduct placement in

and Lana will always be a Rat Fink or Tricky Dick to me

god and i can't even talk about eminem or bieber most of the time because anybody who thinks those are musicians of any sort -- just absurd -- i don't recognise either as musicians even though i know they make some sort of sounds out of their mouths

[futuristictheoristcowboy]

cuntry girls make do

[hauntedtrait]

cuntry girls make do (and eat their trash food inside the restaurant that owns the dumpster she found the food in <3)

[tabitha2]

Do it for your guy ! For the guy next door ! For all Men ! Please all the Men by going totally hetero female at a Patriotic Polling Place near you. Patriarchy-approved Medical Men can help take the dyke out of every daughter, and make you a Men-only Daddy’s girl in minutes. Why think about it ? Just do it… for the Cuntry and the Men under which you kneel… don’t be an ugly prude who never gets a boyfriend. Do it today. Do it now. No charge to be free of gay. Betas, sissies, and homos encouraged to apply. There are too many dicks and not enough holes

[anninhiliation]

CNCO ft. Dirty Texts

Part 1

Masterlist Part 2

Richard

I feel like Richuki would send you little reminders about how you're his

Homeboy has the daddy kink

So he'll be like

Whose daddys good little princess

Is my baby girl already soaked for daddy

Whose pretty pussy is this?

The right answer: yours daddy all yours

You call him daddy and he will melt lowkey

Daddy Richard loves to worship your body so every inch of your warm flesh gets his attention

His plump lips would kiss you everywhere building up the tension between your legs

When he finally gets to the needy little mess he created he will have you SCREAMING

The man knows how to devour you

Between his tongue ruining your little cunt he'd mumble

Daddys little slut likes that aye

Princess you taste so good

Daddys good little girl

Have you falling apart in seconds mintues with his head buried between your legs

Chris

Ay papa

He likes his fucktoys nasty

Hes an exhibitionist so you have to be nasty to ride his huge cock

The nastier the better

Why can I see his dick hardening if you were to purr daddy into his ear

Like just imagine him fucking you somehwere public

And hes all like

You dirty little girl

What if someone where to walk in finding out what a dirty little slut you are

You're falling apart as his huge cock stretches out your tight little hole

The tip is pounding the right spot

Your cumming with incoherent words but the only coherent word was Daddy

He would fuck you so hard after that

You're going to cum again as he cums filling up that little hole of yours with his seed

Your tight little hole cums again as its over stimulated

I'm done I'm pregnant

Zabdiel

Papi is here to please

So like imagine hes in the studio and you wanna hang out after he gets out so you casually ask

Whatcha gonna do after work?

And this Puerto Rican meal goes

Go down on you

And papi isnt kidding

Once the two of you link up

Hes right to business

Papis hungry

He spreads your legs exposing your soaked mess

He hasnt even fully touched you yet

But hes already have you all riled up

And he knows how to go cross cuntry

He knows where to suck an nibble tugging on your sensitive area

He pays attention to more than just your pearl

It comes to him so effortless

Between his sinning hes mumbling nasty things like Richuki

So tastey

Niña que dulce

You like that

You're falling apart already

Hes not full though so theres a round two

Sometimes a three

Sometimes a four

It depends on how much you can feed him without you dying

King of edging you when hes in the mood

And king of over stimulating you as a reward

Listen Zabdiel started this whole thing so go yell at him

Erick

Hes cheeky

Down to let you know hes in the mood

You probably didnt even do anything filthy

But hes riled up

And lets you know

He had to text you cause the both of you are in a loud public place

Best believe you tease him a bit

Make him all nice and hard

Erick doesnt take that very well

Pulls you aside somewhere secluded

Like a bathroom

Fucks you until hes fully satisfied

You're getting face fucked too

My little Cuban Sandwich would dominate your little ass

Make your pussy so sore

And he knows it

Cheeky lil fuck is proud about it

Probably plays with it as you cry out you cant take it anymore

But you teased me mami

Quieres que paró

Cause your pussy is screaming dont stop

Youre not walking right for a while baby girl

Joel

Joels sassy

You're blunt

He asks why you're acting weird

And you let him know

I mean same bitch

You need a nice big cock to stretch you out

And fill you up

You best believe that your text will make him blush

But also when you guys are alone

He will fuck you

Until you're both fully satisfied

Grunting little nasty things like

Not getting fucked on the regular?

What about now?

You need more baby?

Look how pretty you are baby

Your pussy looks so pretty alll stretched out for me

Dont forget about sucking him off

Baby you look so pretty with my cock in your mouth

Baby taste my cum

You look so beautiful drooling all over me

[tau1tvec]

hi! wcif the shirt and shorts from your country girl sim? thank you!! :)(post/706452341129412608/cuntry-girl-who-makes-do-and-works-at-hooters)

Here you go.

[1989album]

first thoughts on folklore under the cut!!!

the 1

Omg piano. A beat?bus stop? Girl u aint taking the bus. I’m getting Sara barelies vibes. Im LOVING this sound. It would have been you. FUCK. Literally CHILSS. 

Cardigan

She is trying to kill me. THIS SOUND? IS SO GOOD?  Cardigan is the new all too well scarf. BUT I KNEW YOUUUUU. This is like…everything I’ve been asking for out of an album from her? YES. Fall vibes, 100%. This one gives me Sara barflies and Lana vibes. This seems very nostalgic =. like……wildest dreams 10 years later. Im sobbing.

The last great American dynasty

Ok new vibes sorta?whom is Rebecca? Do I know like no American history? I don’t know what this is about lol. Rhode Island? a Kennedy mayhaps? Dolly? I don’t know what this is about I should stop guessing. OH. The house she bought in Rhode Island ok. 

Exile 

Piano intro again, im here for it. Omg the man’s voice…I did not expect it scared me LMAO. I like the vibes of this one. The lyrics too, I need to relisten to focus on the lyrics. I like the call and response they have in the bridge that is *chefs kiss* my tears ricochet

“If im on fire, you’ll be in ashes too” JESUS YES. “I swear I loved you to my dying days”. THIS IS KILLING ME. Leave with grace. UFCK. IF IM DEAD TO YOU, WHY ARE YOU AT THE WAKE? KLSJDGKLDSJGKLS. FUCKING ROASTED, IN THE SOFTEST VOICE TOO. Get fucking reckt, calcium headpiece. This is my favorite so far. “I DIDNT HAVE IT IN MYSELF TO GO WITH GRACE, SO THE BATTLESHIPS WITH SINK BENEATH THE WAVES.” That IS SO FUCKING GOOD?

Mirrorball

Oooo this gives me beachy vibes. Literally every part of this song, this album is what I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!! I sent home the circus yessss. No clowns allowed. I love the voice modulator and the layered vocals on this A LOT.

Seven

OMG IS THIS TAYLOR? Her voice!!! I love this. It is such a different way for her to sing.SWEET TEA AND GOD’S GRACES MAAM? 

August “cause you were never mine” why is everY SONG RIPPING MY HEART OUT? This bridge. YES. “For me it was enough to live for djsgklsjdkl” YES. “YOU WERE MINE TO LOSE” 

This is me trying

I like this slow intro. “I just wanted you to know this is me trying” brb crying. This whole album has me in my feels. I love the strings in this one. 

Illicit affairs

Ooo Taylor what u been doin girl. “Leave the perfume on the shelf that you picked out just for him” girl. ): THEY SHOW THEIR TRUTH ONE SINGLE TImE. “DONT CALL ME BABY, LOOK AT THIS GODFORSAKEN MESS YOU MADE MEEEE.” I WOULD RUIN MYSELF A MILLION LITTLE TIMES……fuck this album is good. God tier.

Invisible string

This song sounds so soft. Safe and sound vibes. Im in lOVE. “CUTTING ME OPEN THEN HEALING ME FINE” kGOD????? FOR THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART. Where is centennial park? 

Mad woman

OK I CLAIMED THIS SONG. LETS SEE. Um yes? Do you see my face in your neighbors lawn? FUCK YOU FOREVER. sKLDJGKDLSGJKLSD TAYLOR YES. “They say move on, but you know I won’t” “women like hunting witches too” SHIT GIRL……there’s nothing like a mad woman YES.  CAUSE YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME…..yes hunny. This is so GOOD. Lwymmd had a GLOW UP. 

Epiphany

I looove how she is branching out with how she sings. This is so GOOD. WATCH YOU BREATH IN WATCH YOU BREATHE OUTTTT. Her voice is so LOVELY in this wow. Some things you just can’t speak about :/ . It is true, girl. I cant decide a favorite song. They are all SO good. I love how this one fades out and just makes u sit in it.

Betty

oh she said cuntry bumpkin vibes for betty. Taylor got some old grudges to talk about LOL. Oh Taylor did something? This song is so gay I cant. Im not a Gaylor but jeez. taylor said: debut rights. In the GARDEN, it was JSUT A SUMMER ATHING? WHAT. I DREAMT OF YOU ALL SUMMER LONG? CARDIGAN AGAIN? Ok 

Peace

Ohh this guitar intro, im a fan. “No I could never give you peace” GOD. The lyrics on this album are so good. “Im a fire and ill keep your brittle heart warm” YES. This is just so good. “YOU KNOW THAT ID SWING YOU FOR THE FENCES> SIT WITH YOU IN THE TRENCHES.” WAIT WHAT; “GIVE YOU A CHILD?” GIRL……… She gave me a shoutout in peace "clowns to the west"

Hoax

I love all the piano in this album.  This is such a good closer. So soft. So warm. “ I am ash from your fire” “you know it still hurts underneath my scars” this is forsure top 3 for me

OVERALL: this album is SO good. So soft. So warm. It is everything I have been asking for in an album from Taylor and im blown away at how good it is. GOD IS A WOMAN AND HER NAME IS Taylor Swift.

[smallpressdistribution]

8 SPD Books Regarding Song

In This Month's SPD Clickhole by Lizzy Lemieux

The other day I saw that Lana Del Rey's Summertime Sadness had made its way back onto the (or at least, some) charts, despite coming out SEVEN years ago. This begs important questions, namely "Is Hot Girl Summer canceled???", and if so, "How many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups can I eat in bed while rewatching Euphoria before summertime sadness turns into year round chronic depression?" 

Basically, good music has a staying power. Even bad music has a staying power. (I just saw EW put out a "Friday" themed playlist to celebrate Rebecca Black's viral video released in 2011.) I'm not sure why. Maybe because we project our emotions onto it and factor it into our personal identity. Maybe because it marks important life events, i.e. weddings, breakups, funerals. Maybe because some songs trigger certain memories. For me, Hozier recalls the Staten Island Ferry. Dynamite conjures a middle school assembly. 

Which brings us to this month's handpicked theme: Song. From John Lennon to Buzzcocks to Nicki Minaj to Bob Dylan, these 8 books will get lyrics stuck in your head and help you ace Lana Del Rey trivia bowls (if they aren't already a national event, can anybody get on that?) 

Lana Del Rey: Her Life in 94 Songs (Squint Books, 2016): Lana Del Rey is elusive. She seems to inhabit an "violently kitsch" other-world. As Mannan, whose thesis was on "academic notions of authenticity in 'Born to Die'", writes in his forward, "I find myself in [her world] too-- sad and sexual and slipping between reality and another time." The book feels like liner notes, if liner notes traced the artist's origin back to demos and Elizabeth Grant and considered how the music industry and her poetic predecessors shaped her verse. 

Leadbelly (Verse Press/Wave Books, 2005): From Pulitzer Prize winning author Tyehimba Jess comes Leadbelly, a poetic unearthing of the blues and folk singer Huddie William Ledbetter, better known as Leadbelly. Voices of multiple speakers weave together and layer the narrative, beginning with Leadbelly's mother and father and moving to his wife Martha and folklorist John Lomax. Poems which appear as dialogue allow the reader to listen in on conversations between famous artists, and others innovative forms, like the contrapuntal, invite the reader to lend their voice in personal performance. 

Collected Lyrics: Pete Shelley (Eyewear Publishing, 2018): For the first time Pete Shelley's lyrics, from both Buzzcocks and from his solo career, are collected in a single volume. Spanning over 40 years, allowing readers to return to Punk's first wave and to the singer himself who passed in 2018. Collected Lyrics also includes an introduction by Buzzcocks’ seminal designer Malcolm Garrett.

Cuntry (Trembling Pillow Press, 2017): Entirely uncensored and graphically shameless, Kristin Sanders poetry collection considers the nearly universal objectification of the female body, rendering the seemingly separate worlds of country music and porn as parallel universes. Sanders identifies each genre's female ideal, or, female "object". "The cuntry object has to a good one-- a very good girl", Sanders writes, making us to wonder, what makes a girl good? Many of the poems in "Cuntry" respond to existing country songs while responding to our questions about the female object herself. In "Daddy's Money Sung by Ricochet", Sanders upacks the hidden criteria for goodness found in the lines, "She's got her daddy's money, her mama's good looks. More laughs than a stack of comic books." Among those criteria? A cuntry girl must be: American, White, a child of a two parent household, etc. 

Album (Wendy's Subway, 2019): Album is a Mariana Valencia autobiographical solo-performance encapsulated in a book, compiling song, dance, and text. The reduction of an auditory and visual experience to a singularly visual creates a unique form in which musical direction floats in the margins and an entire section, entitled "THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I DANCE FOR MYSELF IN FRONT OF YOU", is devoted to black and white cut-and-paste freeze-frames on pale pink paper. 

Elizabeth Ellen Poems (Short Flight/Long Drive Books, 2018): Elizabeth Allen muses on music's saturation of our daily lives. From driving with the radio on, to asking our dates their favorite song, and judging them accordingly. In this 400 page collection Elizabeth Ellen riffs off songs by Nicki Minaj, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, and Riot Grrrl, using them as abstract entrance points into personal narrative on marriage, motherhood, and mental illness. 

UnNatural Music: John Lennon and Yoko Ono in Cambridge 1969  (Allardyce, Barnett, Publishers, 2016): "I do not have to tell you have disgraceful John's attitude was and Yoko's is", opens Anthony Barnett's concise tell-all on the famous coupling who bridged the avant-garde and pop-worlds. Barnett has long kept silent on the experience of producing Lennon's first public performance away from The Beatles, "UnNatural Music". This book serves to "set the record straight" though personal narrative, contemporary documents and ephemera.

Yr Skull A cathedral (Publishing Genius Press, 2018):  Param Anand Singh's Yr Skull A Cathedral is cacophony/symphony, an amalgamation of voices sourced from Hellraiser to Rumi in internet acronyms and traditional poetic forms. At the risk of being reductive, it is a collection of poetry which takes the form of sapphics, ghazals, translations and song lyrics. Among the source material are poems by Lorca, Alfonsina Storni, Gurdas Maan, Rumi, Bhai Nand Lal Ji, Caetano Veloso, Cesar Vallejo, and the authors own band, Nuclear Power Pants. 

[tabikuntz]

My name’s Misty, Misty Lynn. When I became a stripper the club manager had me change it to Diamond. Can you believe that ? Always getting it rough too. Straight up. I’m a straight girl from the sticks. Just a lil’ ol’ town you ain’t never heard of. I’m not much : cheap white trailer trash, dumb and horny and His. The blonde ain’t even real, just how they bleached my head in the bimbo brain change. Like they gave me a double switch, y’know ? Shit, they really did a number on little Miss Misty. I’m wet and hot and horny all the time now. Uh huh. And like soooo omigawd stupid ?! Feels like I always been. Like I have only thought I could think, but shucks, I guess I was wrong wrong wrong ! I’m just like I’ve always been now. Never getting no good grades or nothing. Like I’ve always been bad at school, ditzy and dreamy and dumb. As dumb as a brain-damaged retard who can’t do no math and never learned to read or write none. I don’t want to. I just want fucked. Like I am now. All fucked-up, duck lips, tatted-up, with a bald cunt, pierced ears and belly and tits and clit, needing a Man in my life to straighten me out, reborn in a backwater cult of Cum and Dumb with my head all janked like a snatch. Like such a bimbo. Yes, sir, that’s Misty Lynn Diamond, 21, just. Just Daddy’s dumb little girl all my life like I was borned made up dumbed-down for Big Daddy. Believing in God and Cuntry and Men as a real Cuntry girl. And so proud to be ! Just like all the time confessing my little soft hot wet need for firm hard big tough rough strong well-hung studs so handsome... mm ! Ending up on my knees, or on my back, or bent over a table, getting His forgiveness given me, my titties spilling all out of my go-to-meet-Him dress. Hope I got a good load between my thighs. Cause I live to be a mommy. Cause that’s sure how it goes for girls like me born to be breeder baby factories just like Mama. Getting all knocked-up from like I dunno when. And just so dumb, I can’t think, cause it hurts to think. I want to have a baby bump give me pregnancy brain and take it all away and leave me with just MILF tits while I just smile and nod and agree with every Man who knows better than a bimbo like me. Cause I’m just an airhead; such a ditz; totally flunking out, dropping out, just giving up. Shit yeah. All those bimbo things. Like how Daddy had me just admit my many learning problems in front of everyone. How I had the whole church stare at my stretched-out low-cut teen tits gone all milk jugs that one summer while talking tales about my slut red thong I left off forgot like a bimbo one choir practice (— I always could sing like an angel.) And how I have to for sure always hurry up tell everyone I meet “Daddy says I’m just dumb— so please think for me.” Because I’m Misty, a girl who needs a Man to think for her, and I always have. Because I’m a hick bitch with dumb tits, and that’s how I’m gonna stay. Hoping and praying to find a Man to take me and make me his trophy housewife. Spreading my legs for every one; helping all those hard-ons; being a good cumcatcher, simple and easy. And not worrying about a thing but looking good. With men and clothes and cock and makeup and cum and shoes and sex on my head, and that’s all ! But most of the time just men. Cause they are so hard !