#cutie pie baby boo

[meownotgood]

THE CREATURES ARE QUITE CUTE

[6okuto]

The way you go off about Leander makes me laugh LMFAO keep being you

HELPDFBJS bro if u think about it...this is not my fault. ur all feeding my brain worms im losing so much surface area to him up there. i have 5 asks just about this guy ANYBODY WANNA PICK SOMEONE ELSE?🤨 what about bokuaka🙁no one wants to talk about aki hayakawa making u breakfast in bed... all i have is magic yandere guy im shaking /J /NM

[babyleostuff]

their s/o’s reaction to the "song that doesn't fit them" during caratland 24'

[🍇] choi seungcheol

he tried his best to gaslight you into thinking that he definitely wouldn't do the "smart" choreo (he needed time to mentally prep himself for all your teasing to come). while cheol was shaking his ass in front of thousands of people, you were barely holding on. screaming, crying, throwing up - that was the vibe. after the whole event ended, cheol tried his best to avoid you at the backstage, like there was no way he'd look you in the eye after that. the amount of fun you had: 100/10. the amount of fun your boyfriend had: -100000/10. (and let's just say that your fancam would be a staple to show around during family meetings).

[🍇] jeon wonwoo

definitely didn't tell you which song he'd perform beforehand, because with "queencard" being so girly pop there's no way you'd let wonwoo live afterwards. so, he just waited it out, shook his hips on stage and prayed you'd survive it. and, as he correctly predicted, you had a very bad case of cute aggression, being all "my baby boo, cutie pie, baby girl, let me bite you wonu, nom nom, etc etc." so he just kind of 😒❓and let you fuss over him for the next hour (wonwoo had a moment where he was seriously temped to throw your phone away after seeing you watch the fancam for the 172837 time)

[🍇] kim mingyu

you knew that no matter which song would be chosen for mingyu you wouldn't survive it, so you didn't really pray to find out his pick... and maybe you should have... because what you saw on 23.07.2024 was criminal. your boyfriend throwing it back and shaking ass on the gigantic screens was not on your 2024 bingo. to say that your jaw was on the floor was an understatement, and thank god it was relatively dark so no one could see that (tbh everyone were just focused on mingyu and his ass). also him smiling though all of it??? nah, you did not let it go for the rest of the night. literally. the man was this close 🤏🏼 to falling asleep and you just started to yap again about his ass.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Can we get the rest of the HH characters for the pet names headcanons please?

Pet names with various HH characters part 2

going to go ahead and write the rest of the characters i usually do for HH since this is such a short post in general- so no 3 parter here! characters: lucifer, adam, lute, carmilla, rosie, velvette, vox, emily, cherri bomb notes: reader is gn so any gendered petnames will be changed if possible, they pronouns is used for all characters but thats just because i copy pasted stuff and didnt feel like editing LMAO, very short post CWs: none

LUCIFER

What you call them: Any version of the Pie names and hes all yours. Honeypie, Sweetiepie, Apple Pie, and so on! He cringes a little at cutie patootie and shnookums but he still accepts it

What they call you: Hon, Honey, Dear, but sometimes he likes to lean into some of the more casual ones! Sunshine, or a shortened version of your name, and so on!

ADAM

What you call them: Likes being called Handsome, Hunk is another one though its said more jokingly, Baby is another common one

What they call you: Babe is his default! However every now and then he drops in a more... vulgar... one, however for the most part its only used in the bedroom or when the two of you are alone

LUTE

What you call them: For a while she's only going to let you call her by her name, or some of the more common/tame names... Baby, Hon, things you hear fairly often... she seems to like Hon more

What they call you: She tends to just call you by your name. Its going to take her a while to choose a name for you, it takes some time for her to open up to a lot of stuff actually...

EMILY

What you call them: She likes almost anything you want to call her so long as its not dirty or a little mean, she really likes Sunshine though

What they call you: Shes going to call you nearly everything under the sun until she finds something that feels right coming out of her mouth that you also like! Lovely and Sweetheart/pea are common!

ROSIE

What you call them: Sweetie, Lovey, Pumpkin seem to be ones she really enjoys!

What they call you: Darling, Dearest... and albeit in a teasing way, she sometimes calls you princess/prince

VOX

What you call them: Lovely, Lover, Lovey tend to get a good reaction of him so you usually use those when referring to him

What they call you: He says your name a lot of the time, however sometimes he calls you babe and sweetheart.... do you think sometimes he calls you his steady because the was used in the 50s...

VELVETTE

What you call them: A shortened version of her name, you sometimes call her Sweet Cakes as a reference to... well, velvet cakes... always gets a side eye from her but its normally lighthearted

What they call you: Babe/Babes, and Baby are the main ones that she calls you but sometimes she calls you Boo though its not used often

CARMILLA

What you call them: she trends to prefer her name as well, however she does enjoy when you call her Love or Dear

What they call you: Amor/Mi Amor is her main go to when using terms of endearment for you, she rarely ever uses anything else. its typically either that or your name outright

CHERRI BOMB

What you call them: You sometimes jokingly call her Firestarter or Firebug/fly, you sometimes also call her Firecracker, things like that that kind of relate the explosions- fire stuff! she likes them!

What they call you: Babe, Boo, Lovebug, to name a few however Babe is the most common!

[marchswifey]

HC • How they call you 

Evan & his characters x reader

a/n: I know this is the most basic headcanon but is coming more. Also the requests are open so if you have any idea let me know 🙈

Tate Langdon

babydoll

cutie

gorgeous

Kit Walker

sugar

hun’

angel

angel eyes

Pre-death Kyle Spencer

love

baby

hottie

idk but he would call you ‘muffin’ because they’re sweet like you

Jimmy Darling

sweetheart

candy

doll

sweetie pie

James Patrick March

darling (of course)

my sweet

sweetness

dear, dearest

precious flower

Kai Anderson

Of course Kai is a mix between ‘kitten, little lamb, ladybug, dollface’ and ‘slut, bitch’

Austin Sommers

my one

pookie

honey bun

pumpkin

Evan Peters

babe

sweetie

babygirl

boo

[jealousmartini]

Petnames for you and your s/o in your dr

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I like to use most of these in my better cr for literally anyone. I am mostly likely to remember a petname or a nickname for you than your actual name. And I'm also proud to say my best friend uses some for me too🥹🤭

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My petnames :: Angel, babe, baby, cutie, cutie-pie, honey, honey-bun, hubby, handsome, pudding, precious, sweetheart, sweets, sweetie, sweet-thing, darling, gorgeous, gorgina (Yes. All of them)

His petnames :: Babe, baby, princess, lovely, my love, miss, misses, sunny, sugar, doll, darling

A full list for you :: Angel, buttercup, boo, babe, baby, beautiful, cutie, cutie-pie, honey, honey-pie, huneybun, hubby (short for husband), handsome, pudding, precious, pumpkin, princess, lovely, my love, miss, misses, missy, sunny, sugar, sweetheart, sweets, sweet-thing, sweetpea, doll, baby-doll, dolly, darling, dreamy, gorgeous, gorgina, good-looking, kitty

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Kitty and Princess are such controversial petnames I would be more than happy to be called/use and I do NOT care if it's cringe because of those godawful fanfics. Their reputation does not phase me, and I WILL use them. Idk how to feel about kitten tho🚶🏾‍♀️let it warm up to me guys

[diaboliklove]

oh yui is so pookie wookie blueberry muffin recipe cutie patootie little ratatouille chef cheesecake pie cherry on top whipped cream chocolate frosting with sprinkles and vanilla sugar toe curling, blood boiling chocolate ganache cake strawberry cream morning coffee with creamer, kanato silence, snookie dookie wookie with creamer, snookie dookie wookie pookie gumdrop snickerdoodle honey bunches of oats pumpkin pie toaster strudel blueberry cheesecake muffin berry topped with peanut butter jelly jam sprinkles and blue raspberry crumbs with a side of vanilla ice tea with extra sugar and ganache sprinkled rotisserie chicken with soy sauce and milk, popeye biscuit with honey, toyota camry mierior design landscaping buisness, cookie dough, ayato happy, roku remote, toe curling, baked potato pot roast pancake sweet honeybun sweetie bear marmalade cheese curd me chicken, small fry cracker barrel old people cutie buns sweet cheeks me chicken christmas spirit presents, sweet smelling candle wrapped in a hot dog with cookie wookie snookie dookie sugar honey bun bun balls sugar plum plum tart pizza rolls halo halo chicken joy mc nuggets cheesy mushroom honeycomb hunny bunny sugar pie boo boo bear, marmalade kitten, chocolate baby cake, hot muffin chips with queso blanco, black coffee and air freshener, wind blowing mind fizzling sprite gulping baby water sugar moon fiasco 2001

[mommahughes19-23]

rude - N.H

@rosie.anne : had the nerve to photograph me like this when I photograph him like that ( ty nina for the last pic <3 )

tagged : @nicohischier @ninahischier

location : the same yacht club as juice wrld n lil yachty

jackhughes : ive saved all of these to my blackmail folder hehe😝

↪ rosie.anne : DONT BE FUCKING RUDE JACKLYNN

lhughes_06 : so you asked nico to take pics of you... he takes them.... you post them.... YOU STILL HAVE AN ISSUE WITH HIM.... Apparently no one can please you miss ma'am

↪ rosie.anne : lucas.... tread VERY lightly or ill steal your stick

nicohischier : y'all... she asked me to take her pics... she didn't GIVE ME DETAILS OF WHAT TYPE OF PICS!

↪ rosie.anne : its ok baby boo I still love you lots 💖💖

dawson1417 : sooooooooo youre just ungrateful....

pally_18 : this is peak nico content

john.marino97 : LOOK AT THE HAPPY FAMILY OMG

jesperbratt : where can I get me a man who photographs me from these kinda angles

tmeier96 : silly goose . nico got your good angles ...

bssmith2 : this is a lot to take in

ehaula : DESTROYING THAT MEAL GODDAMN

tofff73 : what in the hek , get it together

curtislazar95 : this is not ok , but also the best thing ive seen today

akiraschmid93 : I cant wait to see you capppyyy

holtz_10 : y'all are something else

siegenthaler34 : oi , what a lil happy family

dougieham : you always have a new tattoo somewhere

naterbastian : what in the heck

jesperboqvist : look at the happy siblings

reannelazar : love you girlyyyy

kristen.haula : youre a cutie either way babessss

vitacz15 : 🔥

simonnemac17 : 😝

jobernier45 : 🤯

kevinbahl88 : nico the photographer

A.N :

YALL....YALLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... if you watch sweet tooth on Netflix message me asap rocky please. SEASON 3 WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I FINISHED IT IN 1 DAY and also cried for the last 2 episodes. also my cat tried to steal my fucking apple pie I got from McDonalds....

tagged : @noahkahansorangejuice @skylershines @quinnylouhughesx43

[burntb4bydoll]

HI POOKIE BABY BOO BOO BABA GUGU TEDDY BEAN WEDDY CUCICU JELLY BEAR HOW R U LOML😘😘😘😘💋💋💋🤭🤭🥰🥰😻😻😻❤️❤️

CAN I PLS REQUEST LIKE 2009 ISH GOLDEN RETRIEVER BF GUSTAV PR GEORG OR TOM (ALL 2000s) X BLACK CAT GF CAT LIKE THE BILL ONE I REQUESTED LIKE A DAY OR TWO AGO PLUS MAYBE SOME SMUT IF UR OK WITH THAT OFC

OMG HI SWEETIE PIE YUMMY CUTIE BEAR 🤭🥰😍

I LOVE THIS TROPE SM ITS SO 🥰🤭

ALSO I TRIED TO WRITE THIS TITLE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO WORD IT

Tom Kaulitz/Gustav Schafer in a golden retriever x black cat type relationship

Tom Kaulitz

•yk how people like to day “walk him like a dog”? Well that is exactly what happens with yall

•he actually follows you around everywhere, and he’ll pout if you tell him to stop following you

•he thinks you are so cool, he likes to tell everyone about how badass his gf is

•loves when you dress in a darker style, he thinks its hot😇

•if you’re being a little sassy he pinches your cheeks and baby talks you until you smile or laugh (he thinks he’s hilarious pls go alone with it)

•tells everyone that hes the tough on in the relationship but whines if you dont pay attention to him like??

•lowkey loves having these little competitions on who can dom who😭

•sometimes he lets you win on purposes so he can see you on top of him

•but he definitely puts up a good fight

Gustav Schafer

•he doesn’t even realize how much he acts like a lost puppy around you

•but he holds your hand everywhere you go together, he’ll carry your stuff for you, he even tries to hand feed you 😭

•hes just a silly little guy what can i say

•he was definitely very intimidated when you first met

•but hes also highly attracted to you? He’s confused on weather he should be scared or turned on

•(hes both)

•can and will fall to his knees of you ask him to

•he gives off the biggest service dom/sub energy (yes i put both cuz i can see him doing both)

•calls you “pretty” as a nickname and its the cutest thing ever

•wants to see you in some black lingerie, you would just look so pretty 😇

[cybertron-after-dark]

TFP- Pet Names

Bots and cons, both what they'd call you and what they'd love it if you called them

Gender neutral reader, reader is human but I can do one of these for cybertronian reader too down the line.

If I missed someone you really wanted to see, feel free to ask for them!

Optimus

Calls you: My beloved, my love, my other half. A lot of old fashioned, sweet, sappy nicknames bc he's a sappy old man.

Call him: Sugar, sweetie, honey, baby. Overly saccharine titles just make him blush like nothing else. Even if they're a little silly, they just make him feel so loved.

Ratchet

Calls you: Dear, love, my better half, though more often than not he calls you by your name. He likes how it sounds.

Call him: one would think he despises nicknames from his reaction to wheeljack calling him doc and sunshine, but it's quite the opposite; nicknames are a very special thing to him, but you have to earn the right to call him by them, or it feels overly familiar and that infuriates him. Once you've been together for awhile, if you call him "my love," his spark will soar.

Bulkhead

Calls you: Baby, cutie, honey, lovebug, lovebunny, sweetspark. You're the cutest thing in the world to him and he wants you to know that.

Call him: stud, handsome, or big guy are all great ones if you're looking to fluster him. That said, if you call him muffin or sweet thing, he might actually cry a little because it makes him way too happy.

Bumblebee

Calls you: Babe, hot stuff, cutie pie, babydoll, beautiful, gorgeous, boo. He needs you to know you're too dang pretty!

Call him: honey, honeybee, sweetheart, sweetspark. He's a total sucker for the cheesy stuff.

Arcee

Calls you: babe, dork, partner. That last one means a LOT to her. If she calls you her partner it means she's totally opened up to you, and you're too important to her to lose.

Call her: babe, but only call her partner if she calls you that first. It's not a title to be taken lightly in her eyes.

Wheeljack

Calls you: hottie, hot stuff, sexy, dollface, sunshine, babe, wild thing, he's got a whole arsenal of nicknames, some more annoying than others.

Call him: studmuffin, sexy, big boy, crazy, daddy. Real talk, he loves hearing whatever cursed, over the top bullshit you come up with. The dumber the better, he loves when you can make him laugh.

Megatron

Calls you: human, more often than not. Pet is the best you're getting.

Call him: you're going to call him Lord Megatron, or Master. Anything else is unacceptable, even for his partner.

Starscream

Calls you: Fleshy, pet, wretched organic, gremlin, creature... And, when he's sure nobody's listening, very rarely, he'll call you beloved or my spark.

Call him: master, sir, lord starscream, my heart, my spark. He likes to feel important to you, and he REALLY likes to feel respected and powerful.

Soundwave

Calls you: ... Well he doesn't usually call you much of anything given he doesn't talk, but sometimes he'll use soundbytes of cutesy pet names from old human romance movies that he totally does not watch, shut up.

Call him: he'll honestly appreciate any nickname you give him (though you won't catch him showing it), but things like beautiful, gorgeous, or pretty boy will get him to blush under that screen. Especially if you've seen him with the mask off and still insist he looks good.

Shockwave

Calls you: your name. He feels no need to make up overly saccharine terms of endearment. You are his and he is yours, you both know you love each other, so why bother with such performative trivialities? If you tell him you just like hearing the affirmation every now and then, he won't fully get it, but he will settle on calling you trinket, because you are very small and you fascinate him.

Call him: You're not gonna get a reaction out of him no matter what you call him, but he considers the terms love, dear, or my heart to be acceptable.

Knockout

Calls you: darling, doll, dollface, honey, baby, lover, cutie, sweetspark, lapin, little thing, ma chèrie, mon amour, itty bit, and those are just the usual names.

Call him: gorgeous, pretty boy, hottie, honey, baby, all of it gets him a little flustered, but he REALLY loves whenever you call him speedy. He loves looking pretty and driving fast, and only one of those gets acknowledged all that often.

Breakdown

Calls you: Baby, tiny, lovebug, snugglebunny, sweet thing, honey, gorgeous, pretty little thing, sweetspark, cuddlebear. He can get pretty cutesy with it, he's not ashamed to admit how much he loves you.

Call him: big guy, sexy, big boy, good boy, darling, sweetspark. He likes when you remind him how big and strong he is, but he also likes hearing you get sweet on him.

[humanmostlikely]

Pet names

🖤 Lucifer-

- Sweetheart

- Troublemaker

- Little one

🤎 Mammon-

- Babe/Baby

- Doll/Dollface

- Sweet cheeks

🧡 Levi-

- Henry/Various characters you remind him of

-Player two

- Y/N-chan/kun/kohai (opposite of senpai) (no matter how young he may look, he’ll always be older than you)

💛 Satan-

- Kitten/Bunny/Some cute animal

- Mi amoré/“my love” in different languages

- My partner-in-crime

🩷 Asmo-

- Boo

- Sexy

- Cutie/Cutie pie

🍑 Beel-

- Cupcake

- Honey

- My cheeseburger

💙 Belphie-

- Sunshine

- Starlight

- Dream girl/boy

❤️ Diavolo-

- My one and only

- My treasure

- My everything

💚 Barbatos-

- Various flowers

- Dove

- Precious

🩵 Simeon-

- Lamb

- Dulcinea/Casanova

- Beloved

🤍 Solomon-

- Darling

- Heartthrob

- Soulmate

🫀Mephisto-

- Human

- Princess/Prince/Highness

- My dear

💜 Thirteen-

- Puddin’

- Pumpkin

- Love bug

🩶 Raphael-

- Love

- Beautiful/Handsome

- Something simple but cute like petal/snowflake/jewel, depending on your personality

Feel free to add any of you own 💞

[bleach-your-panties]

Sincember Event❄️❄️

🔴Post Info: UA is an HBCU. Reader is black. The boys are Alphas and Reader is a Delta. Katsuki is frat prez, because we all know he's mixed🤣

🔴I had to do a lot of research on reindeer for this, lmao.

Rating: Suggestive🍭

"Baby! Oh my God! You look so pretty and dainty. Just like a deer!"

You couldn't help but laugh at Eiiji; he always got so enthusiastic watching you get dolled up for parties.

Tonight, Alpha Phi Alpha is hosting their annual Naughty vs Nice Christmas party. It's a costume party, so all frat members and pledges are required to dress up.

Eiji is pledging along with some of his classmates: Denki, Mashairo, Izuku, and Mineta.

The junior and senior members (Katsuki, Hanta, Shoji, and Shoto) had specifically instructed the pledges to dress up as Santa's reindeer while all of them would dress as elves. Katsuki, would of course be dressed as Santa.

With you being Eiijiro's girlfriend of a year now, of course he'd be bringing you along with him to this event. 

Everyone who was anyone would be there, and lots of girls from your sorority, Delta Sigma Theta, would be there as well.

“Thank you, Eiiji! You’re such a cutie. Hey sweetie pie, will you please pass me my lip gloss on the desk over there?” 

Your sweet, redheaded boyfriend nodded happily and got up from his seat on your bed to grab the makeup product for you. “Uh, baby, which one is it? There’s like fifty of them.”

His red eyes stared down at your makeup table which contained various products for primping. 

The lip gloss you were speaking of was contained in a small jar. You had ordered it from one of your favorite Etsy shops.

With a small giggle, you walked over to help him out. 

“This one, pumpkin. The lip creams. Thank you for trying, boo.” He blushed when you pecked him on the temple with your soft, plump lips.

Eiijiro, like the gentleman that he was, pulled out your vanity chair so you could sit down and apply the gloss, called Red Hot, to your pouty lips. After adding some lipliner and blending, your ensemble for the evening was finally complete.

“Okay, I’m ready, Eiiji.”

“Awesome! Well, let’s get to prancing then, my lovely little ungulate lady!” 

“Ooo, big word! I see you’ve been studying your vocabulary lists!” He nodded profusely, making the antler headband atop his head bounce around.

Most of your peers think that Eiijiro is just a big, dumb jock but that couldn’t be further from the truth.

The two of you often have study dates in the campus coffee shop or either of your dorm rooms. 

He knows that if he wants to stay on the football team and keep his scholarship that he’ll have to study extremely hard and you’re more than glad to help him out with his goals.

Your roommate, Mina, who just so happens to be a childhood friend of Eiiji’s, is almost never in the room so that gives the two of you a lot of alone time.

—-

The Party

“Hey! The golden couple has finally arrived, now shit can finally start getting interesting!” Denki bounded over to the two of you, his own set of antlers bobbing on his messy blonde bedhead. He threw an arm around Kirishima’s shoulders. 

“Who are you supposed to be? Dasher?” You giggled as Eiijiro put Denki in a headlock with his elbow. 

“Hey, did you guys know that Santa’s reindeer are actually all females? Because, you know, male reindeer actually shed their antlers and Santa’s are always depicted with their antlers.” Eiiji piped up, happy to share his knowledge.

���Wow, dude…that was uh, very thorough. Never would have pegged you for a biology major.” Denki snickered, along with Mineta who’d just strolled up.

“Don’t try to play my baby. He’s a biology and exercise science double major, so don’t do him.” You gave Eiijiro a peck on the lips, your gloss not even smearing. 

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Beefcake’s got brains and brawn, blah blah. Let’s get fucked up!” 

Denki and Mineta high-fived before disappearing into the crowd.

That’s when you heard the music start up: 

Unh, how you do that?

I’m trying to pursue that

“Oh shit, Eiiji, they’re playing our songs! You ready?!” 

Eiijiro’s grin grew wide across his face and he licked over his sharp canines. One had a ruby red gem implanted in it.

“Ready when you are, babe!”

The two of you strutted to the middle of the dance floor, the party-goers immediately parted the sea and made room for the both of you.

This was the norm for you and Eiijiro whenever you attended Greek parties: your dancing always made you both the center of attention.

Drop it down on a nigga, do damage

Booty moving left to right, it’s panoramic

You bent down in front of Eiiji and touched your toes before sliding your hands up your legs. He grabbed you by your ‘reigns’ and made your ass collide hard with his crotch.

Panoramic, it’s panoramic

Panoramic, it’s panoramic

Drop it down on a nigga, panoramic

Drop it down on a nigga, panoramic

Thanks to you and Mina, he’d become a fantastic dancer. It probably also helps that you're on the dance team while Mina is a cheerleader.

That song hadn’t been playing long when the DJ suddenly switched it up:

All this money on me

All she tryna do is get naked

Naked naked naked

Like a red nose

Like like like like like a red nose

“Oh shit, babe; this one is my fav!” Eiiji hyped and you just laughed. You straightened your back and turned around to face him.

He grabbed your hips and you rested your hands on his forearms while moving your hips side to side with his.

The other patrons had cleared a space for the two of you in the middle of the floor.

All this money on me

Now come take it from a G

All she tryna do is get naked

Naked naked

And she gone shake it

Like a red nose

Like like like like a red nose

And she gone shake it

Like a red nose

Like a like a like a red nose

Eiiji then swiveled you back around and you pressed your ass back up against him. You rubbed it against him seductively then he used his thighs to bounce it from side to side. 

Once again, Eiijiro grabbed your reigns and lifted you up slightly to slam his hips into your ass before letting you drop back down.

And she gone shake it

Like a red nose

Like a like a like a red nose

You twerked your ass from side to side while Eiiji held his arms at his sides then he dipped low and moved side to side with you.

And she gone shake it

Like a red nose

Like like like like a red nose

Eiiji patted your ass cheeks like a drum then grabbed your reigns and lifted his left leg up on the side of you with your ass pressed to his crotch.

And she gone shake it

Like a red nose

Like a like a like a red nose

He continued holding onto them while the two of you yiked faster and faster. The crowd broke out into cheers and applause, even hollering out your names.

After hearing all of the commotion, Katsuki came out, dressed like a cross between Santa and a bodybuilder while Shoto, Shoji, and Hanta trailed after him in red and green elf outfits.

“Brothers!” Eiiji smiled toothily and went in to give Katsuki a bro hug. 

“The oldest and the coldest.” Shoto said in his monotone voice. Hanta snickered.

Katsuki rolled his vermillion eyes and shrugged Kirishima off of him.

"Okay, Rudolph, the Red-Haired Dipshit. Are you two almost done fucking on the dance floor so we can start the damn games?” Eiiji whined as Katsuki didn’t bother waiting for an answer and just walked away.

“Nice dancing!” Hanta gave him a grin and thumbs up before disappearing back through the crowd after Katsuki and the others.

“Come on Eiiji, let’s go show our faces and play stupid beer pong so we can ditch this and get some double-decker nachos.”

“Ooo, nachos! Come on, baby!” With a surprised squeal turned to giggle, you wrapped your arms around your boyfriend’s muscular neck as he scooped you up bridal-style.

—-

After The Party

“Baby,  -hic- they're -hic- being mean to me again~” Eiiji whined into your plush thighs as you sat criss-cross applesauce on your dorm bed. 

You’d taken off your tight leather pants and now only had on your brown bodysuit. It was so cute how clingy and whiny your handsome boyfriend got when he was drunk. Your acrylic nails stroked his thick, spiked-up locks, making him hum into your lap then nip your thigh with his teeth. One of his big hands gripped the opposite thigh and smacked it.

He also got even more touchy-feely when he was shitfaced like this.

Denki and the others had to help carry him up to your room to keep him from making a complete idiot of himself and ending up getting them arrested for public intoxication.

"Aww, baby, what’s the matter? They wouldn’t let you join in their reindeer games?"

He shook his head sadly and hiccupped again, followed up by a loud belch.

“They said…baby, they said that my nose was too bright…and, and Katsuki said that I couldn’t guide his sleigh tonight!” He lamented, completely distraught. You had to bite down on the back of your hand to keep from laughing at him.

“Yeah baby, I’m pretty sure that Katsuki wouldn’t let you drive his truck in the condition that you’re in right now.” You patted his head.

“It’s not fair!”

With a gentle nudge, you removed his head from your thighs and cupped his cheeks. Leaning down to face him, you kissed both of his reddened cheeks.

Your soft, innocent actions had Eiijiro’s dick standing at full attention in about 2.5 seconds.

He suddenly sat up and grabbed your thighs again, tossing you up towards the headboard. The bounce of your body made him giggle as he hovered over you now.

“Ok, Rudolph, what are you planning?”

"I’m sorry, you just make me so horny, baby. These are horns, right?" He slurred drunkenly. The headband on his head flopped forward and then slid off, landing on your chest.

"Antlers, baby"

"Same thing, right?" He hiccupped again.

You chuckled with a shrug of your shoulders. Eiijiro didn’t seem perturbed though as he reached down to unbutton your bodysuit.

“Can I, baby? I want to make you moan,” He paused, fingers wobbling slightly, “like a wildebeest. Hey, what sound does a reindeer make?"

You were perplexed. "I-I don't know. It's like a moose, right?" 

He shrugged. “Well, whatever it sounds like, I’m about to make you sound like that.”

“Oh, Eiiji, I think you need some water and some Tylenol-” You were cut off as he’d now unsnapped all the buttons and was rubbing your clit through your panties.

"Mmm, baby, let's play some naughty reindeer games of our own, yeah?”

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ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ🫶🏽

[ask-shane]

Shane, while I was bored, I decided to make a whole list of the nicknames in the asks:

Chicken man, schmoopy, Shaney-Bear, pumpkin, good looking, princess, dear, pooks, pookie cutie patootie, Shaney-kins, housewife, babygirl (bbg), malewife, my scrimbly blorbo, my pookie, dear blorbo, my sweet babygirl, handsome, dad, daddy, shawty, girlypop, girlboss, angel cake, beautiful man, pookie bear, cutie pie, bestie, Mr Shane, pookienator, darling, pookie wookie, big daddy, favorite mess, husband.

Large ones (💀)

"pookie wookie stinky doodums"

"pookie wookie dookie ookie mookie"

"pookie-babygirl-chicken man"

"pookie bear snuggle muffins kitten whiskers babygirl"

"my lil pookie stinkaroonie"

"My baby boo, my snookie pookie bear"

"POOKASHMOOKUMS"

Those are all the ones I could find.

… that’s one extensive list. the fact that you had to dig to find these makes this even better, somehow. so thanks for this gem. i’m laughing my ass off at some of these.

[thebatapex]

I WUV YOU MY POOKIE BABY BOO SWEETIE DARLING CUTIE PIE

I WUV U TOO SCRUNKLY BUNKLY BOINGY SPROINGY OOGLE BOOGLE HUSBAND WIFE

[teddywook]

Soff, pero qué pet names crees que riize usarían?

Solo me puedo imaginar a

Eunseok calling his gf princess and Sungchan angel/love. It's kinda funny because I think both of them have an intense face card, fr. But, in a serious relationship, I think they would be pretty sweet lol

hola cariño, ¿qué tal tu día? ♥︎

its funny that i did'nt think it this before xd

i feel like shotaro would call you baby most of the time. classic and loving. but also feel like from time to time, he would call you something like "my hinesama" cuz he knows how much you like when he speaks in japanese 🫠

with eunseok i laughed at the thought of him saying "hey shawty" as a joke, obviously (or not, he has his moments...) but i can hear him perfectly calling you princess or pretty

sungchan was (incredibly) the hardest to imagine for me... can hear him calling you angel or baby girl. but i also can hear him calling you "my pookie" 😩

wonbin doesn't seem like the type to use petnames very often, i imagine him usingthe classic "jagi" or maybe calling you baby. but he's secretly a freak, so who knows?

i imagine seunghan as the type who would have a different petname depending on the moment. a fancy date where you dressed like a goddess? don't doubt that he'll be calling you that for the rest of the night. are you wearing your favorite pajamas and your hair is al messy? doesn't matters, he thinks you're such a cutie. gorgeous, dollface, kitten, depends of his mood

for some reason, a little to much specific one tho, that i can't explain… i feel like sohee would call you cutie pie. can hear him calling you babe or boo... 🫥

i feel that anton would be another classic lover. love and honey would be his favorites. but on those days, he might find himself calling you babygirl or ma'am 🫠🫠 againg, matter of mood

[gold-snek-hoe]

Not me thinking about how long of a stupid pet name I can come up with Marak. I show up and pinch his dignified kingly cheek and call him my "shnookum-wookum UwU-Magoo baby angel face cookie pie cherry sweetie sugar bear cutie bean boo-boo keys funny muffler snuggly-wuggly gobby wobby kingy wingy"