#cw dosing

[my-dark-lord]

For Hc requests was wondering if you would do PolyVees but Vox and Valentino doing stuff to make sure people don’t fuck with their girlfriend when she first arrived in hell and was still getting the hang of things?

Headcanon Requests OPEN

Of course, Nonny! I love doing polyvees stuff!

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When Velvette first arrived in Hell, she fell literally right in front of Vox and Val as they were out on a walk. Valentino picked her up almost instantly and they took her home. He helped give her her name, alongside Vox, who decided she needed a V, too.

While she was making a name for herself, Vox would boost all of her social media posts. If someone gave her shit, he and Val both would troll them. Vox has doxxed people and got them fired, and Val has shot people for less.

Valentino had a habit of taking Vel to his clubs and things, and he definitely didn't let anyone fuck with her. She got drugged one time and he put so many bullets in the guy that he emptied Moneyshot's chambers four times.

If Velvette is bought a drink while they are out, Valentino always tries it first to make sure it isn't drugged. If it is, he makes a big deal out of it and then kills the person later.

Vox lets her dress him up sometimes and he has fried people and detonated their phones for making fun of either of them.

They bonded almost instantly and Vox and Val both don't take kindly to people assuming Velvette isn't powerful enough to be an Overlord on her own. They have let her demonstrate her own cruelty on quite a few people they captured for her to do as much to. They live stream it and Vox puts it on every screen in the Pentagram.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

“Though I haven’t slept in two days" Terrance to whoever's up

I Couldn't Find The Meme This Was From Oops

[ Terrance ]

[ Firkle ]

"Two days, huh?"

Pursing his purple-stained lips, Firkle rested his chin in his palms, his elbows resting on his knees. Sitting on the table part of the picnic table at the park, he considered the other for a long moment.

"Are you meaning to or can you just not sleep? I heard you have that kid with the baby living with you. If they keep you awake you could always get some whiskey for the kid."

Okay, maybe it was bad advice.

"Or spike their juice with Nyquil."

Worse advice, probably.

[coulsonlives]

This has been a reminder

[callaneart]

please, stay by my side

[thesnakesstuff]

Reality Dose

[dozingdose]

an icepick through the eye

[dkettchen]

[nekoning]

transmasc bingqiu where there's a scarce of T producing plants/mushrooms/whatever airplane would come up with and they go on a quest to obtain more while also comforting each other through the inevitable return of their periods

[coriander-candlesticks]

Sometimes your Mental Illness™ is kicking your ass and all you can do is offer the first hot, non-leftover meal you managed to prep in the day at 10:30 pm to Apollo & ask for help getting to *and* getting through your appointment tomorrow and that's okay

[saszor]

finally managed to finish a drawing with a background after 1 hundred million years. yippee

[e-m-p-error]

Valentino and Addiction

Valentino is of a variety of moths found in Hell that has a rather intense psychoactive toxin laced through their bodies. Most often, his is spread through his saliva and other bodily fluids, which he often encourages his partners to swallow.

Due to his size, the amount of toxin that is usually issued is subdued enough that there's only a small chance of having an actual drug trip from just kissing him. Swallowing his saliva or other fluids/meat are what will cause the high. However, this doesn't mean that it doesn't leave people wanting to crawl back to him, even if they don't want to.

He claims that, for the most part, it probably has to do with the number of drugs he's done in his life and death, that these things carried over. It wasn't until Vox decided to test a few theories that he found out what the real culprit was.

Information On His Venom Gland

Valentino and Typhokinesis

Valentino's Venom (Expanded)

[kodasea]

Ring down below

[skullzy20]

Local God breaks gender norms in front of you while taking your soul wdyd

textless ver under cut

[snarp]

How to explain to animal that it will feel better if it lets me give it medicine so it should stop running and trying to hurt me and breaking things and such

-- question asked 1,000,000 times/day every day for millennia

[eye-of-yelough]

5 and 6! 💥🙏

Their favourite “strictly business associates” bonding activity on a Saturday night?

um . does torture count? medical malpractice? (either them together on a third party or gort doing it to aeryn. both work.) Horrors aside, they do work together pretty well and are. weirdly domestic at times. but like in a “your kidnapper gently bathing you” way. forced family instead found family. gross brother/sister activities. examples would be uhm. gortash probably reads to aeryn sometimes. kinda typical but i love gortash letting (in this case making) durge shave him with a straight razor, and he’d definitely do that while staring aeryn down the whole time like “do it, pussy. you won’t.” and he’s doesn’t. they spend a surprising amount of time just.. talking. talking circles around each other, bickering, gortash monologue-ing like it’s a sport, gortash poking around in aeryn’s head hannibal lector style, aeryn making creepy and weirdly sexual threats, etc etc.

Describe their dynamic in one word. Without using the word toxic.

uhh my go-to when trying to dumb down their dynamic is (platonic) soulmates (horror/tragedy) but that’s. not really a sentance, is it? uh how about: 2 cunts tied together by the black string of fate trying to ruin each others lives psychosexual style? also just the iron fist and the mercy dagger, i feel, tells you a lot about them separately and hints toward the kinda dynamic they’d have. maybe. possibly. cain and abel if they were fucking. (sorry for that one) uhh. this post ⤵️

actually this answers both of your questions lmao

[fairytalequeer]

mannn i have Not been active on here and truthfully i think its at least partially bc i think (???) i had a falling out with someone who was pretty involved with the specific version of my f/o i really like. motivation to do anything with that is. low. and im kind of just insane about another ship anyways lol, but its left me with not much to do on this blog ✊️😔