#danisnotonfire preference

[marlodramatic]

do you read phanfics? do you have any recs? I'm trying to catch up on the most famous ones

ooof babe I am the wrong to ask. Not only do I not read phanfics but don't read AO3 by fandoms but by content.

If anyone sees this, what's a good rec?

x

[amid-fandoms]

nahh cause if a phwedding actually does happen dan would 100% wear colour and phil would 100% wear black and/or white just to make each other happy cause these men are soooo down bad

[phanandme]

I haven’t gotten my tit livestream merch yet but when I do would anybody be interested in trading 2 of the og photocards for the sister Daniel and father Phillip cards?

[danrifics]

does anyone have any clips of dnp saying its gonna be 15 years of knowing each other??

[alexhasalotofthoughts]

Dan and Phil Twitter scares me.

[shortnailsforfuntimes]

creativity is nothing without friendship

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Including the Lester Family (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

a decent chap (ao3) - calvinahobbes, yikesola

Summary: “The fabled danisnotonfire.” Martyn can’t help a smirk when the poor boy’s eyes flicker quickly away from his at the mention of his Twitter handle. “Welcome. You boys want a nightcap?”

a matched set (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: “Mum,” he says, and his voice sounds like a balloon about to burst from happiness. “Mum, would you do me a favor.”

(a mother's view of the christmas adventure)

a night to remember (ao3) - grievingwarwidow

Summary: roxie, who prefers the label exotic performer over stripper, is a star amongst people who are out when the sun goes down. who better for a close-minded phil who has despised what he labels as lowlifes to suddenly obsess over than Roxie himself?

aka the one where phil gets pathetically hung up on dan, better known as roxie and is desperate to get to know him better.

Begin Again (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Phil’s parents are away and he’s invited some random guy off the internet to come stay with him for a few days. Martyn is worried that his brother is going to get murdered by a stalker fan, so he follows them from the train station to Starbucks.

blanket of stars (ao3) - silentdescant

Summary: “That’s all for now, thank you.”

“I’ll be back to check on you in a bit.”

The whole script is so routine, Phil thinks his brain would short-circuit if either of them deviated from it. Dan walks away and Phil sinks lower in his seat, sighing into his blue drink.

“When are you gonna ask him out, man?” Martyn asks.

bundle up, baby (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: dnp taking their little kid for the first time to the iom for christmas

there's nothing more exciting than a child's first christmas

familiar perspectives (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: Kath twinkles in Dan’s direction, and he knows she’s been watching his hands move across the puzzle. “Is he, now? Shame you’re stuck with him, then.”

(scenes from the isle, oct ‘21.)

home for christmas (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: kath and dan have a chat on christmas day

if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second, and other bullshit sentences about love (ao3) - m_katiep

Summary: Bringing back the gaming channel didn't magically fix all the problems in their relationship, but maybe a whole ass tour will. Right? Please? Phil is still madly in love, but Dan is struggling.

Inventory (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: Guncles Dan and Phil dealing with first periods

La Dolce Vita (ao3) - CrushingMagnolias

Summary: Phil plans a surprise engagement during their vegas trip at the Bellagio hotel.

Dan is head over heels, smitten, Phil Trash #1

Leave it to stew (ao3) - chiridotalaevis

Summary: They weren’t, you know, hiding that Dan was here, but perhaps Kath didn’t need to see slightly slobbery faces (don’t judge, Phil is just a very enthusiastic kisser), Dan’s bright red cheeks and Phil’s slightly untucked pants. They just were not exactly Kath presentable at this moment.

make it work (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan is on vacation at the bahamas, where he meets phil - someone who's in the same rut as him. they connect and swoon over how compatible they both are but realise they only have a limited amount of time to spare together.

melt your headaches, call it home (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Even if he tried, Phil couldn't really stop himself.

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Cornelia doesn’t just get a boyfriend when she starts dating Martyn, she gets a whole second family too. Kath and Nigel welcome her with open arms and she becomes a pseudo older sister to Phil.

She is there watching from the sidelines as a boy bolts right into Phil’s heart and sets up camp. She gets to watch as Dan and Phil build careers and an internet community and all the trials and tribulations, as well as the pride and happiness, it brings along.

Uncle Dan (ao3) - Ragopamplina

Summary: Dan is a Lester. He knows it, but still, he enjoys little reminders.

We balance each other out on the seesaw of life (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Phil had dragged Dan to Isle of Man after his return home from tour. The sea air would do him good (even if it gave him hobbit hair) and he could be surrounded by Phil's family (who were his family too). He hadn’t actively planned to drag him onto a seesaw on a playground but it turned out to be a precious moment all the same.

Weight on my Shoulders (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: When Phil starts getting some unexpected gifts from his dad he starts to worry if he knows something he is not ready to share. Thankfully Dan is there to make it all a bit less scary. All Phil can hope is his dad doesn't want to change who he truly is.

We'll Have To Make It On Our Own (ao3) - galacticneighbor, sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Dan is a country omega come to the Royal City to join a new school for unmated omegas alongside Princess Philip and the future Queen Cornelia. But as the two boys grow closer, Phil's parents are pressuring him into a political marriage with an alpha. Can the two omegas find their way together, or will they be forced apart?

You're everything to me (ao3) - okaydoomer

Summary: Martyn joins Dan's Tour as he's responsible for the merchandise.

When they get a moment alone, Dan decides to pluck up the courage to ask Martyn for his opinion on something that is incredibly important to Dan.

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

Call Me El

Any Pronouns are good <3

I'm autistic so if I ever come across as blunt I promise it's not intentional

I cannot verify that your gfm link matches the ones on the spreadsheet. I have a job, I have an internship, I am a student - I simply do not have time. I'm deleting asks but will continue to reblog gfm links that others have confirmed.

Deltarune Spoilers will be tagged until August

Favorite Manga: Tokyo Ghoul (since I was 11 lol. You know that "what's something you're unironically a gatekeeper about" post? Tokyo Ghoul is that for me)

Favorite Comic Book Character: Dick Grayson or Roy Harper | I was wrong, it is Kory, has always been Kory, and will always be Kory

Favorite Video Game: The World Ends With You

DM for my ao3

If you're here for DnP, I'm probably moving to @poundlandanthonypadilla soon because I find tagging annoying lmao.

Tags for Filtering

#flashing = flashing gifs or videos

#Sapphic Posting = me being gay on main

#he said pretty boy rights = Dick Grayson exclusive content

#bobin along will be my Dick Grayson screenshots

#roy roy roy roy roy = Roy Harper exclusive content

#reading roybow will be my Roy Harper screenshots

# pjo and #percy jackson = anything Rick Riordan related

#DnP = Dan and Phil content

"#Babygirl" is mostly danisnotonfire being pretty but sometimes it's characters from video games as well

#Sugarplum Princess = danisnotonfire being pretty, it's a reference to one of the barbie video games

#most autistic man alive = seto kaiba stuff

#16 year old character of all time = EITHER zuko atla OR seto kaiba

DNI:

the usual (terfs, racists, antisemites, etc)

Lolicons will be blocked + reported

If you are an ed blog, I would prefer you to follow from an alternate account if you can as I'm in recovery, but I won't report you guys.

I would prefer 18+ followers only. Under 16 will be blocked.

Bart Allen haters prepare for blocking

[best-phan-video-poll]

Round 2, wave 7

[aurorameloncholy]

Danisnotonfire wasn’t cynical enough about the celebrities he liked, I prefer Daniel Howell’s dystopian daily everything is bad anyway here’s Dodie

i don't even know where to begin with how viscerally wrong everything about this is. i hate it

[swtki]

IF

YOU

DO NOT

REBLOG

AND COMMENT

ON FICS

DO NOT

COMPLAIN

WHEN WE TAG FISH

OR WHEN WE DO NOT WRITE ANYMORE.

thnx

[toxic-clouds]

23. I’m Never Buying IKEA Furniture Again

Dan X Reader

Word Count: 865

Genre: Smut

Find my prompts here and submit them here   [REQUESTS OPEN] 

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You stood there, silent, observing. Nestled against the doorframe of your’s and Dan’s bedroom, grasping a warm mug of hot chocolate in your hands and wearing nothing but your underwear and Dan’s black and grey chequered shirt. You smirked slightly at the endless huffs and puffs coming from Dan as he attempted to sort screws from nails, with his tongue slightly poking out of the side of his mouth. He liked to pull that face when he was concentrating, but on a video game or editing a video, now, his face looked overcome with anger.

“Hey you! Stop laughing at me!” Dan sternly instructed you. You couldn’t help but chuckle at the mess that he had created on the floor.

“Well unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight…” you laughed. “I could help you you know” you said softly as you walked over to him wrapping your arms around his neck. Dan gently shrugged you off, he didn’t want to appear helpless in front of you so you made your way into the lounge of your new apartment and watched some TV, attempting to ignore the frustrated screams of anger coming from the other room.

A few hours had passed and you began to fall sleepy. Sluggishly, you walked back into the bedroom and to your surprise Dan had finally finished building the bed that you had bought precisely 7 hours ago.

“wow, I’m impressed” you whispered in his ear as you yet again pulled him into one of your famous bear hugs. Dan was exhausted; he rested his chin on your head and all you could hear in the moment was his heart beating and his heavy breathing.

“and now, we sleep” Dan said as he pulled away from the hug and collapsed onto the messily-made bed.Yet again, you chuckled at his impulsiveness. “Not so fast mister” you said slowly, “you haven’t got your reward yet.�� His face looked confused yet he knew exactly what you meant.

Your naked thighs sat on top of Dan who was sprawled out on the bed. “Damn, you look hot in my shirt” he said breathlessly. “Wow you only just noticed huh?” you questioned as you began to stroke his chest, currently straddling him. Slowly, you moved backwards and forwards, gently yet carefully, making sure that your first night in your apartment together was well remembered. Tiny moans escaped his mouth as he threw his head back, exposing his neck, leaving you to lean forward. You began pecking on his jaw at first before you made your way down to his neck, leaving hickeys on his soft skin.

“Y/N, You know what you do to me” Dan moaned as he gripped onto your hair, weaving his fingers amongst the strands. He moved you towards his lips and you felt his warm breath before they collided with yours.

Breaking the kiss, you look down to see the tent that had formed in Dan’s jeans. You undo his belt and slide off his jeans, tossing them to the other side of the empty room. in this moment, you didn’t care about anything else, all you wanted was to be there with him and feel his warmth. You wanted to be held by him as you moved together amongst passionate sounds of breaths and moaning. Before you knew it, he was inside you. It felt better than ever before and you let out a little cry at the shock of his size. “You okay, love?” he whispered. You could only nod due to the sheer pleasure that you were feeling.

Moments passed, tangled hair, mountains of sheets and heavy breathing. You had been with Dan for a year now but never had you wanted him so bad, his whimpers were turning you on even more as he gripped your waist, straddling on top of him. Your heart was pounding and you could feel the eruption beginning to bubble inside you. “D-Dan” you moaned “I’m close”. He began powerfully thrusting into you as the both of you were creating a mass of noise. “me too” he cried.

Suddenly, a shiver was sent down your whole body and you felt him explode inside you. Dan had never managed to make you come before, this was the first time and it felt amazing. You lay on top of him, burrowed into his neck, intertwined in the white sheets.

Peacefully you lay there with each other until suddenly, you heard a snapping sound beneath you. “Uh.. Dan” you cautiously said before you both fell and collapsed to the ground, surrounded by wooden slats and nails. The bed had broken right beneath you. Despite the pain in your arm from where Dan had landed on it, you couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

“Well you clearly didn’t build that very well did you?” You chuckled at Dan. “I don’t think it was the bed sweetie..” he replied as he looked up at you with a glimmer of flirtation in his eye.

“I’m never buying IKEA furniture again” You cried as you lay next to Dan on the floor, knowing that your first night in your apartment was one to remember.

[phantasticfanfic-blog]

Aliens!

Request: Reader argues with one of the boys about the existence of aliens

I decided to preference-headcannon thing, hope it’s okay, enjoy!

-          Phil would be convinced that they would try and be friends with humans

-          Dan would disagree

-          “How the fuck do you compliment another species through maths?”

-          Phil would probably go with the stereotype of big headed green people

-          Dan, again, would disagree

-          “Humans can’t just assume that everything is based off them!”

-          Dan, in fact, would end up getting very concerned about educating Phil on science and aliens

-          You would end up trying to calm them both down and reason with them

-          Existential crisis ™

-          “How do you know I’m not alien – wait, what if you are?”

-          Dan would definitely be very science-y about it, rather than Phil being creative

-          “Let’s just agree that aliens are the ones off Star Wars.”

-          Ending in you and Phil coaxing Dan back to reality with pizza and reassurance he doesn’t need to figure out the meaning of life

[awkwarddezzy]

Parallel Lines

Pairing: your choice of Dan x reader or Phil x reader

Genre: romance, angst(?)

TW: a little bit of swearing

Word count: 597 (nothing too long)

I’m the biggest procrastinator out there. I have 5 requests to take care of and I haven’t even started any of them. *bows repetitively* I swear I’ll do them. Don’t kill me just yet.

With that said, I wrote this imagine to commemorate the one year I’ve been a Tumblr user. Yes ya’ll, 364 days ago, I made the wise decision to create a Tumblr account. Since then, posting fanfics and doing a ton of shitposting has taken over a chunk of my life. No regrets though. I love being Tumblr trash. After some thinking, I chose to write my Tumblrversary fic inspired by a recent video from The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows. This concept is something I’ve believed in for years and I was so happy to see it finally fleshed out by one of my recent favorite Tumblr blogs.

Hope you guys enjoy! As bittersweet as this will be, I know many of you lovelies will be able to relate.

In their lifespan, there were multiple ocassions when their paths nearly crossed, moments when they were seconds away from meeting one another. Whether it was passing by each other on a busy street or sitting on separate tables in a Starbucks on the exact same time, those were the times when destiny missed its call, when living on a planet populated by billions of people was their flaw.

The unfortunate part is how perfect they are for each other. He loves video games; she does too. He has a heart for Muse; she’s band trash for (your favorite band). He winds up in the strangest situations; she happens to walk into bizarre situations that results in her asking, “What the fuck did I walk into?” He has a unique perspective of the world; she has a caring heart that allows her to understand anything that comes her way.

You could say they’re soulmates, but if they are, they’re soulmates from another lifetime. They’re the type of soulmates with a story trapped in a prequel, unable to move forward into the first chapter. With their common interests, they have the capability to become a power couple. Their only downfall is how they’re unknowingly waiting for the right time and place, a time and place that’s not happening.

She’s a face that’ll never be in his memories. The times when he wishes he could find true love, he’s unaware of her existence. He’s oblivious to his idea of a perfect girl living her life somewhere else. He’s too caught up in his YouTube career to have time for a relationship, though it hasn’t stopped him from dreaming about the day he’ll meet his future wife.

He’s a face occupying her thoughts ever since she started watching one of his YouTube videos. She was captivated by his infectious humor and passion for the nerd culture. As a phangirl, she longed to meet the man who can draw her effortless smiles. She goes to VidCon and went to watch one of their shows during TATINOF. She hopes to see her idol and thank him (and his partner-in-crime) for bringing light in her lie, but as parallel lines go, those lines will never meet.

It’s a one-sided, indirect connection. She knows so much about him; he knows absolutely nothing about her. He’s the best friend/pretend brother/potential boyfriend she wishes to have; she’s the stranger that remains as a stranger to him.

Perhaps fate always had different plans for them. Life goes on. She grows out of her YouTube crush for him, marrying a different person who she loves unconditionally. She chooses stability and maturity. There are ocassions when an inkling of doubt crosses her mind, as if there’s a piece she’s yearning for to bring complete satisfaction to her humanity. However, it isn’t anything she worries over too much – she’s happily married with a person who wants to build a family with her.

And that’s the thing about parallel lines. What you think brings you ultimate happiness may not make you fully happy after all. Maybe you’re missing out on a lifestyle that could’ve occurred in a split second. Maybe the love you have now is a love only meant to fill the void of romance in your life. In actuality, you never developed a relationship with the true love of your life.

These two people… they’re an encounter not meant to be. Maybe it is in a parallel universe. After all, parallel lines are bound to intersect in an environment that’s just as parallel, right?

They’ll never know, and that’s that.

[emo-fanfics-uwu]

just dan fluff cause everyone needs that❤️

dan didn't really know why you were upset but then again, he wouldn't know what to say. so instead of talking, he gently pulled you onto his lap with a small pull of your sleeve and wrapped his arms around you. you tucked your head into the crook of his neck as he placed a small kiss on your head. you fought back a smile while he hummed a muse song into the air. his fingers brushed up and down the skin on your waist just under your shirt. you let out a sigh as you began to feel safe and happier after your awful day.

[captainlillybear]

Part 2 coming soon!

YouTube fights and sleepless nights part 2 (the ending) should be up sometime on Sunday! Sorry for the delay, it would have been up sooner but have been super sick and couldn't concentrate on writing. Anyways last chance to let me know if you wanna be tagged in part 2 to know when it's up ^_^ x