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sanchoyo · 1 year
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i hate fictional characters I see a mf I have gender envy for wearing something and my materialistic ass is like . well now I NEED knee high gaiters for fashion reasons. like are you crazy wtf are u talking abt what century is this. calm down 🔫
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spaghett-onaplate · 1 year
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Can't tell if I'm too depressed to taste flavours or if my mum's cooking just sucks ass. Probably a mix of both
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was freaking out about how I was going to fail this one stupid seminar class that's for SOME REASON a graduation requirement and thinking there's no way I'm getting above a 60 in it because there are only 10 assignments for the whole semester and all of them are weighted equally and all of them SUCK and are exactly the stuff I hate doing and I've been super behind in the class for the past 3 months so basically I'm screwed and then uh. my four missing assignments got put in as zeroes and my grade only dropped to a 58. WHICH IS BAD. but if I turn them in and get 50s on all of them and then get a 90 on the culminating paper (WHICH IS WEIGHTED THE SAME AS THE OTHER ASSIGNMENTS FOR SOME REASON BUT WHATEVERRRRR) I'll have a solid 76. WHICH IS NOT GREAT. BUT IT'S NOT FAILING. GUYS I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL
#the only time ive ever failed a class was in 8th grade and my lowest grade since then was a brief 79 in 10th grade#physics c senior year humbled me so much with my raw test scores being in the 40s but like even then i had an 87 overall#because the ap curve was so insane#so basically. im not used to getting bad grades#i dont LIKE the idea of having a c in this class but its better than a d or f#and theres really nothing more i can do except turn my stuff in and hope for the best#ive been pretty good at sticking to the department late policy protocol but the emails are embarrassing to send tbh#im supposed to give advance notice of late assignments (ie send an email before the due date) and give a reason for it being late#but what reason can i possibly give#'hello proffie ^_^ the paper due at 11:59 today will be late for...reasons. ill turn it in eventually i prommy ^_^ btw i hate your class'#jokes aside i thought this woman was awful for the first 2 months or so and was terrified of approaching her#but after hanging out in her office hours a couple times ive realized shes actually pretty chill and knows what shes doing#i was so scared shed hate me somehow but apparently she likes me enough to make the department late penalty a little less harsh on me#so thats kind of her#and i did give a reason for the late work#unmedicated adhd + inexplicable burnout + general inability to do anything when overwhelmed#and now she seems sorta worried about me even though she still doesnt remember my name or face#but anywaayyyyyyy i have TWO DAYS to turn all my missing work in DEAR GOD#WHAT DO I DO#HELP#I CANT DO THIS#BUT I CANT JUST HAVE A 58 IN THIS CLASS EITHER#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#ech.txt
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noxtivagus · 2 years
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DEATH UNTO DAWN ON SPOTIFY 🥹🫶🏼
#🌙.rambles#[ ffxiv. ]#pls. listen. it has the tea ost n the nier collab n sorrow of werlyt n eden.#it has so many osts dear to me uwahh i've been waiting. so long 😭😭#looking at the album properly now that i'm back home from feeding the cats. help one of them even followed me from the#lower ground lvl to. 2nd floor HFLAKSJFLKSD. those cats. r very dear to me :<#back to ffxiv though. not only w ^^ but there's also hearthward.. ishgard my home. oh my god#n then. danshig naadam iirc? the 'a __ air __' around the start. my fav frontlines map hehe. i miss frontlines honestly#oh my god the scions & sinners stuff too 🥺#spotify wrapped w to the edge at the top fr. OH MY GOD THIS MONTH#W KH FINALLY. YK ON SPOTIFY 😭 riku n dearly beloved those osts mean so much to me hehe n then#FFXIV NOW TOO 🥹#so weird listening to these on spotify. this means i can remove a lot of my mp3s now that i downloaded from yt hdkfajsdkfl#i remember yk? IM GNA CRY SO BADLY I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE#I MISS. EDEN SO BAD IT HURTS. i miss raiding w my friends i miss laughing w them i miss calling n then. clearing. together.#i miss meeting new ppl. n. oh that one silly friend i still rmb those compliments man he made me attached for a bit i can't deny that but#IT'S JUST. FOND FOR ME TO LOOK BACK ON NOW.#n then. with this is just. endless small reminders of what i love in life so much. yk these memories these people these emotions n thoughts#all these stories. fuck. i feel like. a kid again n it's. smth i've missed lately. it soothes me so much n comforts my heart n soul n mind#sweet serenity oh how i missed you. yk that. that certain peace even though the world around me may be. yeah#even if the apocalypse wld come to test us all or smth i know that. the love i just have for. life wld. yk always return.#i'll always keep it close no matter how much it'll fucking hurt.#i love ffxiv so much i really do it just. yeah for the past few years has become one of my homes fr. always gives me comfort#always makes me remember myself again yk? hdflasdjflkd.. i miss emet-selch can you tell one reason why he's. rlly special to me#like bro he's. i mean. i find him. oh god how to put this i find him attractive fuck it but uh. his uhm. form as solus is.. he's#ffxiv shb grandpa simulator jokes for a reason 💀 but my bro i loved you ever since i knew you EMET-SELCH HE'S JUST. SO#SO ANNOYING. FUCK. PROMISES TO KEEP RN JUST MAKES ME EMOTIONAL ALL THE TIME. THE ORCHESTRA MAN#i want to write so much but. my mind is such a mess rn. but it. i feel better. i remember again. it. hdlfajsfkdjf :^) 😭#i. have sm to write. but i just wna cry i'm overwhelmed again but it's bcs i love. ffxiv sm 😭😭 imy n ilysm not just ffxiv but. everything
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sburbling · 7 months
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thank you alice oseman for calling me out specifically and violently. radio silence changed my life and i will never be the same again
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sparklestheunicorn · 1 year
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I want I want I want I want I want I want I want
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ii-zi · 1 year
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im not sure what happened but i have seen some of your posts and i am so so sorry for your loss. keeping you in my thoughts :((
i can't remember exactly what this is abt (fevers have made me forgetful lol) but thank you so much. it's at the worst times that one can feel like they're alone, and it really means a lot to me knowing how much other people care.
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avocado-writing · 1 year
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Hey! Saw you had good omens requests open and decided to ask for one. If it's too weird, im sorry and just ignore this. Can you do an ineffable husband's x reader smut where the reader can't c*m (like due to medical reasons or messed up hormones), but Aziriphale and Crowley miracle them and allow them to have a pleasurable experience and have the experience of c*mming for the first time?
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my dear anon, you don’t need to censor the word cum here. aziraphale x gn!reader x Crowley smut (minors dni)
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It should have been good. 
Months of flirting with both of them - really, months - reciprocated in kind: long looks across dinner tables; touching hands when cups of tea were passed; a lingering gaze on lips. They were interested in you and you’d be a fool not to see it. 
So you’d let them take you out late one night. To a little bar where the three of you shared a deep conversation and a bottle of expensive merlot tucked away in a low-lit corner. Aziraphale traced his fingers up your inner thigh, Crowley reached in to gently take your earlobe between his teeth. 
There was an invitation you’d been waiting for, and you pounced at it. 
It should have been good. 
But even now, as you lie back and let them worship you with their bodies, self-consciousness creeps in. No matter how much you enjoy it - and you are enjoying it - there’s that nagging feeling in the back of your mind. The feeling that it’s pointless, that you aren’t going to get anywhere. That you’re going to ruin the whole thing. 
Without even realising it, a hot tear slips down your face and sinks into the feather pillow. Aziraphale notices and pauses immediately, inciting Crowley to do the same. 
“Darling, what’s the matter? Do you want us to stop?”
Aziraphale takes your hand in his and grips it, encouraging you to look at him. You swallow thickly. 
“Sorry. I’m just… oh god, it’s so silly…”
“It’s not silly if you’re upset. Tell us,” he says, softly, caringly. Crowley drops a reassuring kiss to your hip but goes no further. 
“I can’t… ah, you know,” you nod downwards. “It’s my medication. It makes it really hard for me to get there. I don’t want you to waste your time.”
Crowley and Aziraphale exchange a look that you can’t quite decipher before both of them look back to you. 
“Don’t be daft. It’s not a waste of time if we’re with you,” Crowley muses, swiping his thumb in the soft pit of your elbow. The sensation on your skin makes you shudder. 
“But—”
“Do you want to?” Aziraphale asks, pinning you with those beautiful brown eyes of his. “Do you want to come?”
He’s so earnest that you don’t find yourself embarrassed by the question. You just nod. 
Yes. More than anything. 
And then they’re on you again, soft and sweet. Aziraphale kisses you and you welcome his tongue into your mouth; Crowley nips a line down your sternum and settles on a nipple, teasing and biting. 
Their hands go between your legs. Your devil strokes you there, and your angel spreads you open and presses his fingers inside. 
“Oh,” you whisper, a wave of pleasure you’ve not felt before washing over you. 
“Just lie back,” Aziraphale hums, “let us do a little miracle. A tiny miracle won’t be noticed…”
Crowley chuckles with devilish delight at the idea, and you feel his magic surge into you. 
The orgasm Crowley gives you is white hot, burning like fire. Every part of your body is deliciously inflamed. Every sense working overtime, every nerve firing directly into your brain and flooding you with pleasure. You gasp, but it’s not over yet - as you ride the wave of it Aziraphale takes you there again. When he makes you come it rides over your body like a soft tide, caressing the inside of you, eking out your pleasure as he works you with his magic fingers. 
You come over their hands and collapse, not even aware you’d been tensing your body so much. 
“Oh my god,” you whisper, astounded. Crowley scoffs. 
“She didn’t have anything to do with it.”
You bring him up for a kiss as Aziraphale kisses down to between your legs, preparing for his second miracle of the night. 
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divinesolas · 1 year
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Heyy, would you write something with aemond, perhaps an arranged marriage and struggling conceiving… feel free to ignore
"still nothing?"
you felt like a kicked puppy. sitting in a chair looking down at your lap while alicent talked with her son, your husband.
You were from a minor house from the north, stripped from your home and taken down south to marry the prince in the hopes to secure a more friendly relationship between the south and north.
you were however failing the one job you were given. you felt sick to your stomach.
when you first met aemond you felt like you had won the greatest prize, thanking whatever gods we're listening for giving you such a blessing. He was kind, much kinder than any other man had been. he treated you with respect and even made sure you were taken care of in the bedroom.
something that still irked you about him was that you couldn't tell if he genuinely liked you. sure his actions were kind but he never really spoke to you. seven hells he never even kisses you.
he was a very strange man but you grew to love him all the same. it had been a couple months since the two of you had been married and were still unable to conceive.
aemond shook his head and alicent sighed, rubbing her temples before turning back to you. you would normally apologize but today you feel so embarrassed about it.
"you're dismissing dear."
you stand and silently make your way towards the door and exit. this was humiliating, what was wrong with you? why couldn't you just do this one thing? you didn't look at aemonds expression and you didn't want to, expecting to see disappointment and anger.
you didn't even notice you had left your notebook in alicents room, you had to go fetch you. as much as you didn't want to go back in there you needed to get your notebook so you quickly turn around to go get it.
once you reach the door you lift your hand to knock but freeze at the conversation inside.
"it has been months aemond! aegon and heleana had there children swiftly after marriage yet this one is not happening." there is silence and alicent sigh in anger at aemonds quietness.
"maybe its time we consider other options aemond. shes clearly not producing any heirs and the royal line must continue."
You stumble back with tears in your eyes. No you couldn't lose aemond. you gulp, why? why were you so useless that you couldnt do this one thing? his silence is everything. you rush away quickly to your room., ignore the odd stares from the maids.
you hide yourself under the covers of your bed and allow yourself to cry.
The day passes and the sun sets while you rot in bed. the door opens and your eyes shoot open. hes too early. its much too early in the day despite it being night for him to be returning now.
you pray he doesn't come over to you. you can hear his footsteps suddenly pause for a moment and you hold your breath. he lets out a sigh and his footsteps move closer to you.
youre frozen. he suddenly rips the sheet off of you and you shriek, burying your head into the pillow. "my lady..." his words are soft, in a pleading tone which tugs at your heart.
"my prince." you mumble into the pillow, not wanting to face him. he sighs once more and places a hand on your back.
"are you feeling well? you did not attend dinner." ah dinner was it really that late? you two always had dinner together. he must have come looking once you didnt show.
"im sorry my prince, i lost track of time."
he notes you dont answer his question, "my lady, if something is bothering you please tell me."
your eyes well up with tears again, why did he have to be so sweet? you suddenly sit up, a sudden rush of emotions floods you.
"please do not find another lady."
he gives you a bewildered look, "whatever are you talking about my lady."
you looks down as the tears begin to flow heavily, "im sorry i haven't conceived yet. please just allow me to try again, i can i promise please do not find somebody else to do it."
You let out a sob as you finish, you loved him so much you did not want him to go looking for someone else.
he places a hand on you chin and forces you to look up at him.
"i would never do such a think. i do not know where you got such an absurd idea from but it shall never happen, you are my wife. i am with you till death do us part."
you sniffle, "but the queen had suggested-"
he lets out a sigh and shakes his head, "is that what this is about?" you quickly shut up and sighs again.
"she had suggested it when you had left yes. but i had told her no. you are my wife."
"but what if i am unable to-"
"it does not matter."
"but the queen..."
he looks you in the eyes and you feel yourself melt in the warmth. "there is nobody else other than you. and there shall never be."
he kisses you. it had been the first time since your wedding he had kisses you and you never felt happier.
once he pulled away he rested his forehead onto yours. "it shall always be you."
he pulls away and gives you a smile, "plus it has only been a few months since he have married, there are still plenty more opportunities for you to get pregnant."
safe to say, it wasnt long since after the doctors confirmed you were indeed pregnant.
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jesterthestar · 7 months
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☆ | author's note : hello ! Im so sorry for not posting for so long. :33 I have been feeling bad lately , but now that i spent most of my pocket money on energy drinks ... or vapes ( i have been drinking one per day for 20 days straight ) so it gave me an idea.
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★ | warnings : gn!reader ; fluff mostly ; cursing ( from reader mostly ) ; modern!human!alastor ; might be un canon ; can be seen both as planotic and romantic ( no specifics ) ; reader is in university ; alastor and reader are both in their early 20s ; in this AU alastor is not a murderer.
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Well it has been a while since you properly slept.
Your grades , for the most part weren't great so you spent hours to days studying without a stop until you were just dizzy from not eating for days on end. And not only that but your grades were still hot shit , which worried you since you didn't want to lose your scholarship. It wad already rare , so you were "blessed".
As you opened the apartment door the sounds of jazz met your ears , Alastor was already home. You didn't want to make your boyfriend upset , mostly about your habits , but you didn't know what to do to keep yourself a bit fresher than you wanted to be. You drifted into your thoughts as you took of your coat and hung it , then stepped into the apartment... well , stumbled. It would be much more fitting.
"Ah , dear , didn't notice you there ! How was your day?"
Alastor said with a smile as he helped you with your bag.
"Shitty , as usual. I think i'll fail geomtery this semester."
You exclaimed. Alastor chuckled as he led you to the kitchen.
"Well i think if you actually were healthy your grades would be much better so i-"
"Al. Babe , you don't have to take care of me , im not a child. It's only a month until the exams so i need to study non stop."
You gave him a gentle kiss on the head. He always cooked for you , every evening so by now your humble little apartment was nearly a food storage. You felt guilty and ungreatful , he worked hard and you just ended up brushing it off.
You went to the fridge and took out another energy drink... for gods sake it was the 3rd one today. Alastor took your wrist before you could open it.
"Darling i insist... and i'd prefer that you stopped drinking those ,it's bad for the heart ! And i don't want you getting more sick. Besides , it's saturday and i think you should give sunday out to take care of yourself."
You stared at him with your tired eyes. It was ... true. Everything he said was true. You barely payed attention to him even , which made you feel worse. You sighed before you brushed off his hand.
"Last one , Al. I swear i'll eat later."
You opened the can and took a gulp.
You realized it barely even helped you at this point , even though you had like a whole stash in your fridge. It was now a mere apitizer for your pathetic little life.
"Ugh , fine."
Alastor calmed down a bit and as you sat down at the table he placed a plate in front of you then sat across you , just watching you.
"You're not gonna eat ?"
"Oh , i already did."
"You know you don't look any better than me."
Alastors expression became annoyed. You looked like a skeleton and could barely lift up your bag, which wasn't that heavy because it was all just notes and papers.
"Fine , fine , im sorry."
You said before a shaky chuckle escaped your lips.
"You better be."
"Oh nooo , im so scared of mister thin tall and bad."
He forced out a laugh.
"Be greatful that mister thin tall and bad keeps you fed."
You couldn't complain about that. Your boyfriend was an absolute charmer. You decided to continue eating in silence.
"Maybe i'll have the honor to sleep with you tonight instead of you sleeping on your desk ?"
You just nodded. The idea was great ... but you'd lose 8 hours of studying.
"What do i get in return?"
"Oho , what do you get ? I think you got enough. Consider it... payment."
You laughed at your boyfriend.
Honestly you sometimes thought how'd you even get him into your arms. He was the one to initiate every move at first. Gifting you various gifts and even helping you with your home task, which you failed... plenty of times. He was such a charmer , and you were a clean paper. It seemed irrational
You snapped out of your thoughts... literally , ad Alastor snapped his fingers in front of your face.
"Eat up. We have to go to bed soon."
"I love you."
Alastor stared at you for a good moment before he slowly chuckled with a sweet voice.
"I love you too... but you still hsve to eat."
His hand lifted up to your face and wiped the corner of your mouth with a napkin.
What a sweet night.
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♱   | ok but i would LOVE to live like that. I cry for 2 hours straight when i come back from university or work. ( average adulthood life )
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quickstappen · 7 months
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track 004: love, where are you?
A/N: i am so sorry, i know it's late, but college sucks (im juggling learning 3 languages at once - filology students am i right??) and my job also sucks (i don't recommend editing photos honestly) - but here we are, again, twitter heavy, i swear the plot is coming :)) also - ignore the dates, 'm too lazy to change them
A/N 2: previous parts of this series have been edited! most notable - Marci's a Ferrari employee, not Redbull like before
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clairobernie_x a natural progression of the night (italians sure knows how to party)
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sarah_scott when is my invite coming? i wanna party with you too
↳ clairobernie_x gotta get the connections first babe
↳ sarah_scott well, can't really get with pierre, my boyfriend would definitely mind
↳ clairobernie_x yeah, fair lol
↳ marcilazzaro1 you're invited next year, how about that?
↳ sarah_scott lovely stuff 🥰
shithappens is that... marci? flashing someone? i'm in love
ilpredestinatox jesus i love this duo
quickstappen the annual media team party!!
marcilazzaro1 remind me to never drink with you again
↳ clairobernie_x you loved it
zoebryne_x how are y'all so hot
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marcilazzaro1 posted a story!
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2 MONTHS LATER
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brunolazzaro_03 welcome to crisis-ville, sarah_scott this is entirely your fault
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charles_leclerc oh god, straight from the bottle? what did you do to this woman
↳ brunolazzaro03 trust me, this isn't even her lowest moment from this month
↳ marcilazzaro1 dude?? stop exposing me
↳ brunolazzaro03 or what.
↳ marcilazzaro1 i have tonio's phone number
↳ brunolazzaro03 YOU WOULDN'T DARE
↳ charles_leclerc do i even wanna know who tonio is?
↳ marcilazzaro1 his boyfriend ;)
↳ brunolazzaro03 HE'S NOT
sarah_scott i deny all my involvement in this crisis
↳ marcilazzaro1 of course you do
↳ sarah_scott hey! i only gave you an idea, not tell you to spiral
mickschumacher is she like... okay?
↳ brunolazzaro03 first off, has she ever been?
↳ mickschumacher true
↳ marcilazzaro1 catching strays left and right in my own home, unbelievable
lance_stroll remember to hydrate or whatever
↳ marcilazzaro1 i am
↳ lance_stroll with WATER
↳ marcilazzaro1 didn't jesus turn water into wine?
↳ lance_stroll you are hopeless
federrere hey what the fuck, that's my shirt??
↳ marcilazzaro1 well, i have news for you then
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S: Mick showed me Bruno's post
S: Are you okay?
M: Yeah, I'm good, just...
M: A lot of things on my mind I guess.
S: Yeah, I get that. If you ever need to run away my doors are always open.
M: I might take you up on that right before the preseason testing. Need to survive the trip with Lewis first tho, I have no idea what he has planned.
S: Good luck with that.
S: See you soon Marci.
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madi's radio: just to note again, this series has been edited, i heavily suggest checking out the previous parts again, although you can probably work it out on its own too. thanks to @anthonykatebridgerton putting this idea in my head ;)
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garciaasfluffypen · 7 months
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bright beginnings pt. 10
pairing: single dad!joseph quinn x fem!reader  wc: 868  warnings: grace being sneaky but in a good way i promise
part nine • part eleven
a/n: hi sorry im so bad at uploading mental health went poopy stinky but im back
“grace elizabeth vandien!” joe gasped, practically hitting the phone out of grace’s hand. “you did not just friend request my employee!” 
“well she’s cute and clearly you need to get your head out of your ass, so if you don’t do it i will.” 
“you’re not playing cupid.”
“and you’re stupid if you think i’m going to listen to you.” 
“i cannot believe you’ve done this.” 
“well believe it, buckaroo. this is happening whether you like it or not.” 
joe had to stop himself from shoving grace off the couch, instead choosing to throw a pillow at her face before getting up to pace the room. there was no way this was going to turn out good. there absolutely wasn’t. but it wasn’t like he was nervous, right? granted, the last person he was with was julia. she didn’t really do much in terms of their relationship, seeing as it appeared to be purely transactional. and the fact that she left the kids with joe a majority of the time. he wasn’t going to lie, the honeymoon phase was nice, but it didn’t last much longer than six months before he started noticing a few things. then six turned into twelve, julia got pregnant and those twelve months turned into 23 with divorce papers in his hands. and now the twins were three, he was sex deprived and dear god, he just-- 
but he couldn’t, could he? he wasn’t going to lie, y/n was one of the only things on his mind lately. okay so maybe he had looked at her profile picture on facebook for too long. and memorized the freckles on her cheeks and how some of them almost looked like the little dipper if you squinted just enough. or how her cousin commented “so hot so pretty you need a boyfriend” on every profile picture and y/n would just reply with an eyeroll emoji and a “get me one then”. how she laughed so gracefully when the kids at the daycare did something funny. or cute. or both. how she took such great care of the twins and didn’t care at all that they attached themselves to her. 
yeah, maybe he needed a new relationship. he needed to stop thinking about y/n. he needed--
“joe, get out of your head.” grace lightly slapped his cheeks. “i promise i won’t say anything too out of pocket to her.” 
“grace!” 
“i’m joking! mostly. listen, you know your worth and you deserve to have it. julia can suck my ten inch clit, and if she pulls a fuss to her lawyer about you moving on you can literally bring up the fact she leaves you with the kids and breaks her custody agreement almost weekly to go fuck some guy on whatever costal island she flies to with daddies money. you. deserve. so. much. better. don’t stop yourself from pursuing this because of some silly little lady who can’t tell her left from her right.”
“i— she’s not directionally challenged.”
“that’s not my point.” grace rolled her eyes. “stop being such a worry wort and just get back out there! what’s wrong with going on one date with y/n?” 
“well for one, if it goes bad we might lose our best employee.” 
“i doubt she would quit if the date goes that roughly. and you gotta believe in yourself, dude. you had everyone in college swooning over you. it’s a surprise you’re not playing some heartthrob metal head somewhere on tv that everyone is going to fall in love with.”
“stop reminding me of my failed dreams.” joe dramatically flopped back on the couch. “i’d much rather be on tv than running a daycare.”
“but you’re doing a damn good job at it. honestly? i think it's your calling.” 
“huh?”
“working with kids. maybe you could like, develop a show about a couple in a daycare that falls in love and has like ten babies.” 
“y/n and i are not going to have ten babies.” 
“i never said that.” grace cheekily smiled as she typed away on her phone. “and besides, you never know what’ll happen.” 
“i have two, and they are more than enough right now, thank you very much.” 
grace rolled her eyes. “puh-lease, you want more kids and you know it.”
“i do know it, but i have two three year olds.” 
“and like, how many girls watching them constantly? joe. i’m going to be blunt and you’re going to take it. you need to get laid. and i’m going to help you get laid.” 
“i- grace…” 
“listen, i’m gonna find you someone. even if it’s on tinder, okay?” grace pushed herself off of the couch. “i’m gonna head out because i have an 8am, but i’ll send you updates. also send me your favorite pictures of yourself in case i end up making you a tinder.”
“i don’t want to be on tinder.”
“i’ll do bumble then.” grace paused in the doorframe.  “oh, before i forget, y/n and i are getting tea tomorrow, i’ll let you know how it goes!” 
and with that, grace shut the door and joe was left to once again scream into his pillow.
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rwrbmovie · 10 months
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Since someone brought up the timeline just wondering if this is correct/fill in what’s missing
Royal wedding- September?
Alex flys back to London- September?
NYE- Dec/Jan
PM dinner-March?
Polo Match- April?
Paris- ?
DNC- August ?
Vacation house- September (Labor Day weekend)
Storming KP- September?
Getting Outed- October
Election- November
I know some things are different in the book. I was just wondering the movie timeline and thinking about how long they in between seeing each other.
Also it would be cool if someone made a gif set with the months (unless it’s already been made!)
oh my god, sorry this took forever to reply to! i actually forgot it was an ask – i took your idea, took notes while rewatching the movie and started planning a gifset. it's taken me forever to complete (life is busy atm), but ill try to post it today to celebrate 100 days of the movie!
but for now, here's the timeline (complete with screenshots for some) under the cut (you got most of them right btw!):
if i got anything wrong, pls let me know!
august - cakegate, damage control, first text from henry (aug 27)
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september - 'but we were ever so careful, dear' (sept 18)
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october - 'the bromance we deserve' (oct 4)
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november - turkey, phone call
december - nye party
january - first kiss
february - alex texts henry again, nora and alex talk
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march - state dinner, red room, alex's room (PM's dinner next month)
april - polo ('charity polo match next month')
paris probably happens late march
may - alex campaigning in texas (guardian article dated may 4 (aka star wars day!))
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august - dnc
september - lake house (labor day weekend), storming kensington (a week after the lake house), v&a
october - leak, speech (similarly in the book where the speech was on oct 2nd), sound barrier
election nights are held in the first week of november and zahra told alex they'd 'find out next week', so im assuming the speech was done in late october
november - election night
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xkaidaxxxx · 5 months
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Villain's Love
Dabi x reader
mentions: Contacting Dabi, friends reveal, the truth, Menstrual, New place.
1.8k words read part 1 ( Masterlist)
No proofread.
You attached the letter onto your bird and said, “ You know where to go.  Love you Niki.” He went flying away quickly. Mirio pushed open your door. “ You’re here!!” Neijire yelled, attacking you with a hug. You weren’t in the mood for a visit but they’re your best friend so who cares? She let go of you since you were so tensed up. “ Did the villain you were with threatened you?  How did it go?Did principal Nezu get angry and yell at you? They’re not expelling you right?” she asked. You looked angry. “ You told them I was speaking to a Villain?” you asked. She nodded. “ He was probably going to hurt you! But then I saw him leave so I thought he was telling you to warn the heroes about war or something?” she replied. “ ARE YOU STUPID!? WAR STARTED EVER SINCE THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS 1ST SHOWED UP AT UA!! YOU SHOULD’VE KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT,BUT YOU CAN’T YOU LOUD MOUTH!!” You yelled wanting to slap her in the process but you held back. Neijire frowned. “ Why? He could’ve hurt you y/n. I care about you.” she replied. Tamaki closed the door and locked it. “ She had to tell the principal. It’s crucial.” Tamaki said. “ Since when do you ever comment about my decisions?” you asked. Defensively. “ What’s your problem? We want to make sure you’re doing alright. What’s going on with you? You leave the city early in the morning and come back late at night? What the hell have you been doing? Oh then suddenly you’re stuck at the hospital for 2 weeks and there’s no fucking visitors allowed?” Mirio asked. “We care about you," Neijire said with tears in her eyes. “ I’ve been great, actually Neijire ruined everything! I was tortured for god knows how many fucking hours!” you replied kicking a soccer ball you have. “ How is that my fault? I didn’t do anything bad.” she replied. “ That villain you caught me with is my boyfriend. Dabi.” you replied. The three of them were shocked as fuck. “ w-what since-what the fuck?” Tamaki said. “ We've been together for 6 months. Won’t tell you the details on how we met..it will make me relive the trauma. All I can say is he saved me from something horrible.” you replied. “You’re in love with a criminal. Y/n I think you took “ Criminal”by Britney Spears seriously.” Mirio said concerned as hell. “ Okay hold the fuck up. He treats me correctly, if he didn’t he would’ve been dead by now. I know my worth. Don’t play with me. I’m powerful, smart, kind and I have killer instincts. Our love is rational..beside the fact im a hero's daughter, hero in training and he’s a villain.” you replied. “  Cause,he’s a bad boy with a tainted heart and even I know this aint smart,but mama I'm in love with a criminal.” Neijire sang, You smacked her head. “Don’t try to be funny. I’m still mad at you. What they did to me 2 weeks ago..was painful. I could’ve died at any moment with my body being overworked. Being in excruciating pain.” you replied sitting down on your chair. “I’m sorry I ruined things. You really love him.” Neijire said. “ We won’t tell anyone just between the Big 4.” Tamaki said, smiling. “ Big 4.” You replied smiling. 
Dear Haru,
I’ve been missing you. Seeing Niki land on the fence in front of me made me feel joy and relief. I love you. I love you. I love you. I’ve been desperate to meet with you or even receive a letter. I got you a phone. It's for us to text..if anyone else touches it, it will self-destruct along with everything in it, so take great care of it. If it does happen I can get you another one as many times as I need. 
I’ve had love of fire within me. I won’t forget it. It’s burning brighter.
I’m upset that you had to experience that. Thanks for letting me know. I want and need to make sure you’re okay. I’m glad you’re doing better. The next time we meet I’m holding you closer than ever before. I love you my flame, more than anything. I’d do anything for my girl.
I’m doing well. Nothing has come up my flame. I’m safe. I have no kind of sickness, silly girl. I’m so honored you love and care about me, my queen. ;) I love you very much. My friends know to not mess with me. You know I’ll defend myself from those idiots. 
Hey…I know you want to know more about my past. I’m ready to tell you. It’s better to meet up. I need to do it face to face. I know you’ll understand. I’ve come to reason that there shouldn't be anything hidden between us. It’s about time isn’t it. Haha.
Also The show you told me to watch, I’m mid way into it and it's still boring, but as promised I’ll watch the entire thing! The main character is whiney as fuck. He needs a rude awakening. Does he really think he can get by that easily? He’ll be one stupid King. I swear if the ending is shitty I’m spanking you when we meet again. 
I love you baby.
Love, Dabi
“ I’m sorry…for dragging you into this..If anything happens you guys know nothing. “ You said. “ We have each other's back no matter what Y/n.” Mirio said. “ Does anything seem out of place here?” you asked. They examined the room. Every corner. “ No. It’s all clear. Why do you have some stuff of his in here?” Tamaki asked. “ You guys need to be more observant. That's totally her boyfriend's hoodie. The beanie too. Holy shit did he get you the album set?” Neijire asked. Mirio checked out the hoodie. “He’s into emo music?” he asked. “ Yeah mostly but he listens to other genres as well. I got him to listen to Taylor Swift. Cool right?” you responded smiling . “Ugh I’m dying for a boyfriend who listens to Taylor.” Neijire said, flopping onto your bed. “ You guys in all seriousness..I really am in love with him. I never thought I’d ever fall in love.” You said putting on his hoodie. “ Do you love him that much y/n?” Neijire asked, holding your hand. “ Yes. We learned so much from each other it's insane. He made me a bit of a rebel. I won't deny that. He’s maken me feel free. He made me realize I do have more choices than the ones given to me. That it’s alright to feel good after doing something bad. I felt great kicking that rude ass, annoying, asshole of a 1st year. I know fighting with him wasn’t allowed but it felt so good, ya,know. Yes, he ended up with recovery girl but it felt good. He disrespected my and I” you replied, hugging your pillow. “ You really didn’t have to go too far.” Tamaki said. “Mhm all heroes in training need to behave but someone like him needs a rude awakening.” you replied. “ We support you if you love him that badly.” Mirio said. Tamaki agreed. Neijire smiled and nodded yes. They said their goodbyes and left. About an hour later Niki came back. You opened the window allowing him in. “Good boy. Thank you.” you closed and locked your window. As you read the letter you felt relieved that he got the memo for the LOV to relocate. You cherished all the I love yous and how he was safe. You smiled throughout the entire thing. You grabbed the phone attached to Niki and Immediately called him. 
Phone call 
He heard his phone ring and pulled it out. Answering. You both were nervous for some god apparent reason. 
Y/n: “ D-Dabi?”
Dabi: Hi my flame. I’m glad to hear your voice. I thought you'd respond in 3 days. 
Y/n: Yeah fuck that. Also don’t tease me. 
Dabi: I love you.
Y/n: I love you too. 
You started crying. Happy to hear his voice knowing he’s okay. He started silently crying. 
Dabi: Y-you okay? Wh-y are you crying?
Y/n: I’m happy to hear from you. . Why are you cr-crying?
Dabi: Same reason as you. I’m happy to hear from you. You have no Idea how worried I was about you. I couldn’t even do my job right when Shigaraki sent me out. He eventually made me stay with him at the hideout. We’re getting ready to leave. He told me to tell you he says Thank you once we got in contact. Are you really okay now? Your body doesn’t feel drained or differently?
Y/n: I’m good, okay. I’m just pissed I got my period an hour ago. It totally sucks. I know my cramps will come soon. I still have tea to help.
Dabi: Damn that does suck. If the tea doesn’t work, take Midol. Do you have some?
Y/n: I think so, If I don't, I’ll ask the girls. I need them. My breasts are swollen and it hurts a bit and back pain sucks. I don’t get fatigued so that's good.
Dabi: Yes, flame, that's good. Please get some Midol. I wish I were there. I could be your personal heating pad. Hey, do you have one of my hoodies? I can’t find one. 
Y/n: Yes I do and a beanie. Hehe sorry. 
Dabi: Sneaky girl. How did you do it?
Y/n: You made me sneaky, babe
Dabi: Mhmm yes I did. Good girl. 
Y/n: That’s me! Don’t hang up, I need to use the bathroom real quick. 
You put yourself on mute. Doing your business. He stayed on the line waiting for you. After 5 minutes you were back unmuting yourself
Y/n: I’m back. First two days are  always heavy. 
Dabi: I’m highly aware those days you’d stay over with me. You’d get up like 3 times in the middle of the night to change. We’d both ended up restless. 
Y/n: I know Hehe but you loved having me over regardless. 
Dabi: Obviously maybe soon you’ll be able to sleepover with me.
Y/n: We can sleepover at my vacation home. It’s about 3 hours away. You have to agree this time okay.
Dabi: Okay let's do it. Anything for you. 
You got into bed turning on the heating pad to help with the cramps. 
Y/n: Babe… can you stay on the line until I fall asleep. Please. I don’t want to be alone tonight. 
Dabi: Anything for you my flame.
That night you guys talked for hours. They reached the hideout and eventually everyone went their separate ways within the building. He heard your snores, even then he didn’t hang up. He slept comfortably hearing you. It’s like you were there with him.
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prince-liest · 6 months
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ok so LET ME PLEASE SAY. i had the busiest two weeks of my life and then i got deathly ill. im am all good now but NOW i have to play academic catch up which 😀😀😀 will maybe be even worse than the illness. but i am SO SORRY AND I PROMISE EVEN THOUGH ITLL BE LIKE A MONTH LATE. MY THOUGHTS ON THE FIRTS HALF OF THE TRANS VOX FIC WILL COME. DEAR GOD. I AM SO SORRY I KNEEL BEFORE YOU. I HOPE YOU ARE WELL -🌓
Oh my goodness, please don't apologize, haha! Nobody owes me comments, much less the dissertations you write, as much as they are my favorite!! Also, I'm not gonna lie, I thought of you just earlier today and it was like 50% hoping that you were doing alright and 50% thinking that it would be really funny if you had decided to ghost because you were fully committing to the bit of having said that if I don't hear from you again it's because my fic killed you. :wheeze:
Anyway, I'm very glad to hear that you're doing alright now, and thank you for the well wishes!! Godspeed on the academic catch-up, though, fuck.
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16grlve · 21 days
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Hello dear❤️
I'm Eslam from Gaza, a mother of two girls, Hanaa, 5 years old, and Alma, 11 months old.
We are all exposed to a genocide in which we lost our home, our work, our car, and 11 members of my family , and I cannot bear to lose more , My children suffer from malnutrition and intestinal infections from living in the squalid tent😭
I am not a beggar 💔 I had the most beautiful life, a wonderful, big home, and a respectable job.
I hope that you will donate a little, no matter how small your donation might be, it will make a significant difference in my family's lives.
It will make a difference with me so that we can start a new life outside of the stricken Gaza.💔
Please donate or reblog the pinned post on my bage to save the lives of my two girls before it is too late🥺
The cost of evacuation to Egypt is 30,000 for 4 people.😭😭😭😭
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I'm reposting this because I don't have any money. I will, however, link to an article about the history of this reoccurring genocide.
this 'war' isn't even a war. imagine, being displaced out of your own home for YEARS ON END just to say this is a 'war' and that your country is 'fighting back'. right... this is honestly disgusting. save Palestine, save the people and may god bless anyone who donates. im so sorry i have not, but I'll promote Palestinians safety no matter what.
read about it; educate yourself.
What is the Israel-Palestine conflict about? A simple guide. - Al Jazeera
Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Timeline - CFR education.
Watch: Israel-Palestine conflict: What's the two-state solution? - The Hindu
Though I don't support the idea of co-existence, because...if you killed a shit ton of people because you're a big bitch, whose to say you won't do it again?
PLEASE, PLEASE!!! alert me if any of these articles are biased and supporting Israel. i will take it down without hesitation. AND PLEASE, help Eslam and her family. She is a strong woman, and clearly a dedicated mother.
Donate here.
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