#def leopard

[heart-broken-heretics]

Can yall stop printing def leopard shirts with the Led Zeppelin font bc yall made me look dumb as fuck at work today

I really got look these days 😭

[canary-song]

I think it'd be fun if Felicia Hardy had, by 1933, a storied history of criminal work that meant that she had killed before. She gets away with these things because she's crafty, she's capable. she has a small criminal enterprise to back her, and also - just a bit - perhaps she seems too clean, too kind, too pretty to be a murderer (read: misogyny of the times).

So when Norman Osborn blames the murder of ""J. Jonah Jameson"" on her hiring The Spider-man, its an almost hilarious admittance of ignorance. Oh, you think I would do that? That's cute.

[wyvernspirit]

I paid Sol to produce more snow leopard!Etho propaganda for the masses so can't wait for that to fill your timelines uwu

[spaceandbones]

VERY important question. what is your fave killers song

i have to answer this with somebody told me even though its basic of me. just because of my entire gender complex u get it. but the entire hot fuss album is on repeat in my home at all times

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KILLERS SONG 🫵

[kangals]

Found a cool caterpillar on our walk and was trying to get pictures to ID it but I had to give up bc I was too busy trying to keep Stellina from snorting it

[blackberryxxpepsi]

Concetta, bbg, don't cry over Trashcredi

[kari-go]

Perhaps a request for a blue club? If their aren't enough canon kwami for four blues. I have seen a blue fan Kwami of Seal if that'd help.

Sorry, I don't do requests right now

[not-so-superheroine]

guess who's job rely on (usa) federal grants which trump and his cronies froze?

the entire organization is federally funded (and federally mandated).

[weheartstims]

hi hi! Def Leppard (Band) with a red and yellow colour scheme with guitar and drum stims and some leopards if available? Tysm!

Def Leppard (band) with red and yellow guitars, drums, and leopards!

🎸|🐆|🎸 🐆|🎸|🐆 🎸|🐆|🎸

[pirunika]

Does anyone remember my horse shaped bag lol i suddenly remembered it

[sharpsuite]

i feel like to some, chishiya is the equivalent of the black-footed cat

its tiny, does not look like will murder but absolutely will

little is actually known about it bc it's very elusive

extremely solitary

has a 60% kill rate whereas lions have around 20% (28% for a group) - Chishiya running circles around the militants

usually calm but when cornered becomes extremely aggressive (literally nicknamed anthill tigers ahem setting niragi on fire )

famous for success but also just because its cute

[bughusbands]

An adorable leopard gecko/toxel anthro commission for a friend!

Toyhouse link in source!

[kierancaz]

Animal companions are literally my favorite thing ever my only issue is that when I’m writing I’ll be like “ah! You get a wolf companion yes that seems right and fun and cool” and then I’ll see like a mountain lion and I’m like “oh but…” and then I’ll see a fox and a snow leopards and then I’ll have a crisis bc I don’t don’t what companion I want to give my character anymore

[13thpythagoras]

Looking at evidence like this it becomes apparent how geography constrained modern humanity's expansion into Europe for a long time while the very-similar yet not-as-well-understood Denisovan is being shown to have more of a north-south radius of geographic expansion. Denisovans have also left fossils in Taiwan, and alleles associated with their DNA have been found in people around east Asia and Ecuador.

Based on this it does leave room for plausbility as to why early modern humans were able to expand so far east so early, into the Americas and Australia, long before they were able to make inroads into living safely in Europe without being devoured down to the bone by orcs Neanderthals. It seems Europe was more densely populated with Neanderthals than Asia was with Denisovans, at least according to this map...

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

[skeletonthecreator]

No way dude my mom loves Motley Crue!!!! Her ex introduced her to it and she was immediately Obsessed omg, music autism wins <3

omg w!!!! its my dads favorite band (he is. also autistic for sure) so he played them allll the time for me as a kid. i actually saw them in concert last summer with poison and def leopard it was AWESOME